Call of Cthulhu - Mister Corbitt 03

[00:00:02] Engage

[00:01:37] Okay

[00:01:39] Barney grabs a shovel

[00:01:40] And you guys start just what just investigating I mean there's probably fertilizer in here there's probably watering implements tools you're just kind of looking through the shelves and poking in the corners of the greenhouse and trying to not leave a trace but yeah I would look for anything that looks like recently turned

[00:02:02] Okay

[00:02:03] You guys spread out and begin to look?

[00:02:06] Yeah

[00:02:08] I'm gonna do a spot hidden to look for any fresh turned soil

[00:02:15] Sure

[00:02:15] Okay, I'll let you do that

[00:02:18] Uh, nope, 62 over 44

[00:02:22] Nope

[00:02:23] I got, uh, I got at 16 under 50

[00:02:27] Okay

[00:02:28] You guys begin to dig around and look, um, um, um, you're not seeing anything, um, you're not noticing anything

[00:02:38] Um, and then, um, Sebastian you notice

[00:02:43] My name is Dick

[00:02:46] Alright, Dick

[00:02:50] Jib, you notice something odd

[00:02:54] Um, you, at first of the corner of your eye you're like that can't be right

[00:02:58] That doesn't, that doesn't work that way, that's not how this works

[00:03:02] Um, and as you watch it happen before you, you, you cannot believe your eyes

[00:03:08] Roll sand

[00:03:10] Uh, one

[00:03:11] Oh, damn

[00:03:13] Apparently you're able to keep

[00:03:15] Totally

[00:03:15] We'll call it one point of sand

[00:03:17] But you see this, like, bizarre, large, uh, purple flower

[00:03:25] It's like, purple and white

[00:03:27] It's like, size of a dinner plate

[00:03:29] Um, and it has some weird spiky blue green leaves

[00:03:33] But you're looking at it and it, in a very sort of like B-horror film way

[00:03:38] Like, when something's obviously fake and it moves

[00:03:42] Like, it, it, it has a rigid, like, not organic movement to it, right?

[00:03:48] You know what I'm saying?

[00:03:48] Hmm

[00:03:49] Like, uh, think about like a puppet

[00:03:50] Or an animatronic, right?

[00:03:53] Like, there's a, there's a movement

[00:03:54] Yeah

[00:03:55] And you see this large flower slowly, but you do see it turn to face Barney

[00:04:06] I immediately yell at Barney

[00:04:09] Um, cause I

[00:04:10] What?

[00:04:11] Um, you also begin to see that like pollen or mist or something starts to flow off of or out of this purple flower

[00:04:23] Yeah, I immediately try to push Barney out of the way

[00:04:26] Okay

[00:04:27] Um, uh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

[00:04:33] Uh, we'll call it, um, um,

[00:04:37] Need you to make some sort of roll, Spencer

[00:04:39] Yeah, um

[00:04:41] Uh, if you have something that's

[00:04:43] Dex

[00:04:44] Uh, I'd let you do dodge, which is half dex

[00:04:47] Okay

[00:04:48] Uh, nope

[00:04:50] Okay, so

[00:04:53] Uh, so, um, John, you see, you see Dick, uh, holler out

[00:05:00] And he goes over, um, to shove, to shove Barney, uh, after yelling about something

[00:05:07] You're not quite sure what's going on as you see this interaction

[00:05:10] Uh, what would you like to do?

[00:05:13] I would yell out, Dick, what are you doing?

[00:05:15] Um, I yell, that flower moved and sprayed something

[00:05:18] Okay

[00:05:19] At this point, I need both Spencer and Jeff to roll

[00:05:24] I need to know who rolled the higher number

[00:05:27] I got an 87

[00:05:28] Aught four

[00:05:34] Okay, Spencer

[00:05:37] Um, um

[00:05:38] Get for this

[00:05:45] You lucky dick

[00:05:46] Um, you see him sort of turn and, like, indicate the flower

[00:05:51] And, as it does, um, you realize that, like, you've kind of indicated and this mist is swirling out of this flower

[00:06:03] And you kind of, like, end up with your hands in it

[00:06:06] And you guys watch, is like it's some horror effect

[00:06:10] Is his hands suddenly, like, the skin begins to brown and crack

[00:06:18] And he starts bleeding from sores and blisters he didn't have

[00:06:22] And this all happens in about 30 seconds

[00:06:24] And I'm screaming

[00:06:25] Oh yeah, now we're screaming

[00:06:26] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

[00:06:29] Um, it appears to be going up his arms

[00:06:32] You, you, all three probably can roll sand

[00:06:35] I feel like that's appropriate at this point

[00:06:37] Ugh!

[00:06:38] It's almost like an overripe fruit

[00:06:40] He's beginning to rot and crack

[00:06:43] Sweet

[00:06:43] I passed

[00:06:44] I passed

[00:06:45] This isn't cool for me, I failed

[00:06:48] Well, it's a pair

[00:06:49] That's appropriate

[00:06:50] Yup

[00:06:51] Uh, we'll say

[00:06:53] We'll say one if you pass

[00:06:54] One D3 if you failed

[00:07:00] We can go in dex order

[00:07:02] So who has the highest dex?

[00:07:04] 55

[00:07:06] 75

[00:07:07] 75

[00:07:07] What do you want to do, Jeff?

[00:07:09] Uh, what tools are at hand?

[00:07:12] If he immediately cuts off my arm

[00:07:14] My arm's coming off

[00:07:15] Uh, is there a particular tool you would like?

[00:07:19] Gardening implements

[00:07:20] There are gardening implements around, sure

[00:07:22] Okay

[00:07:23] Uh, I will go for a pair of, uh, loppers

[00:07:29] Yeah, you could go for, you know, some sort of gardening shears or something

[00:07:32] Yeah, pruning shears

[00:07:33] You know that famous meme of Jack Nicholson going

[00:07:36] Yeah

[00:07:39] Okay, you, you are going to attempt to very quickly prune the flower, yes?

[00:07:43] Yes

[00:07:44] Okay, you go to prune the flower

[00:07:46] Oh, that's a shame

[00:07:47] Uh, Jeff, can you make me a dodge roll?

[00:07:54] Maybe

[00:07:55] About to find out

[00:07:58] I don't know, that's right on a corner

[00:08:02] God damn it

[00:08:03] Thanks, Lucas

[00:08:04] What is that?

[00:08:06] That is

[00:08:06] Looks like a one for

[00:08:08] Four

[00:08:09] Okay

[00:08:10] 34 under 37

[00:08:12] Okay

[00:08:12] You somehow don't manage to get into the gas seeping out of it and cut it

[00:08:18] Um, it screams

[00:08:20] That's odd

[00:08:22] I feel like you could roll sand as well for that, Jeff

[00:08:26] What's that?

[00:08:28] Oh yeah, I failed that one

[00:08:29] That's appropriate

[00:08:31] Nope

[00:08:32] Okay

[00:08:33] Uh, uh, Spencer

[00:08:37] Do I take sand loss?

[00:08:39] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you take some sand loss for that

[00:08:41] What feels appropriate?

[00:08:43] You probably have what, 65 sand? Does it matter?

[00:08:45] I have 64 at this point

[00:08:46] Yeah, okay

[00:08:47] D4

[00:08:49] One

[00:08:49] Um

[00:08:52] You need to make a con roll

[00:08:53] Yeah

[00:08:54] You really need to make a con roll

[00:08:58] Nope

[00:08:59] Is that a 25?

[00:09:00] That's a 75, brother

[00:09:03] Uh, you take another point of damage

[00:09:06] Another point of damage?

[00:09:07] Yep, as it continues going up your arms

[00:09:10] You guys are starting to see him

[00:09:13] Uh, melt

[00:09:14] Not unlike, uh, staring into the Ark of the Covenant

[00:09:18] In Raiders of the Lost Ark

[00:09:21] He is rapidly no longer becoming

[00:09:23] A person

[00:09:26] It's gotta come off

[00:09:28] Or I

[00:09:29] Or I gotta make a con roll

[00:09:33] Cons 55

[00:09:35] Better than a coin flip boys

[00:09:36] Let's go

[00:09:38] I can make that

[00:09:40] I can make that roll

[00:09:41] I feel it

[00:09:41] I need to switch out my dice

[00:09:44] Would either of you like to do anything?

[00:09:46] Technically, it's Daniel's action

[00:09:49] You

[00:09:50] And you

[00:09:52] Don't fail me

[00:09:53] No, I like you

[00:09:53] You're shiny

[00:09:54] What instruments did you find?

[00:09:57] Lopper's not gonna take

[00:09:58] Yeah

[00:09:58] Lopper's not gonna take an arm off

[00:10:00] That's not happening

[00:10:01] Yeah

[00:10:01] Shit

[00:10:02] And then we're gonna have zero chance of covering this up

[00:10:05] He did just kill the plants

[00:10:07] Yeah, it's out of the bag

[00:10:08] I get this one

[00:10:09] Well

[00:10:10] His prized

[00:10:11] Baby

[00:10:12] Whatever

[00:10:13] Has just been

[00:10:15] Murdered

[00:10:15] Oh, it'll

[00:10:16] No, no

[00:10:18] Like, my wife deals with houseplants all the time

[00:10:20] Cutting off the flower does not kill the plant

[00:10:23] Although this is an eldritch horror

[00:10:25] So, uh, who knows

[00:10:28] Anything you'd like to do, Daniel?

[00:10:30] Uh, I would like to search for a sharp instrument in the greenhouse

[00:10:34] A spy hidden roll

[00:10:40] 72 over 45

[00:10:41] Not finding anything that you're looking for

[00:10:42] Back to the top of the round

[00:10:45] Jeff?

[00:10:48] Um

[00:10:50] Yeah, I guess I'm looking for an axe

[00:10:53] Spy hidden

[00:10:54] Don't look too disappointed

[00:10:58] No

[00:10:59] 84 over 60

[00:11:00] Alright, Spencer

[00:11:02] Really need you to make a con roll

[00:11:04] Eh, you know

[00:11:05] I'm not too attached to this character yet

[00:11:07] I don't even know

[00:11:08] I haven't even decided

[00:11:09] I mean if

[00:11:10] If he's a Jeb or Sebastian or Dick, so

[00:11:13] If the brother dies

[00:11:14] I'm definitely killing this fucker

[00:11:16] Seven

[00:11:18] Um

[00:11:20] So, con at extreme

[00:11:22] Three points of damage

[00:11:24] Cool

[00:11:24] Um

[00:11:26] He's sort of in his screaming and pain

[00:11:28] You stumble out of the greenhouse

[00:11:30] And are sort of rolling around on the ground

[00:11:32] Um

[00:11:34] You

[00:11:34] Your arms appear unusable

[00:11:36] You can see that this is

[00:11:37] Kind of like spread

[00:11:38] Around your mouth

[00:11:39] Your throat

[00:11:40] Your eyes

[00:11:41] Like ears

[00:11:42] Like it's

[00:11:43] It's everywhere

[00:11:45] Um

[00:11:46] And you are

[00:11:47] Feel like your skin is just sloughing right off your bones

[00:11:50] Um

[00:11:51] It's getting pretty horrific to watch

[00:11:53] I think we need to get him to the hospital

[00:11:57] But yeah, your brother did take that bullet for you, so

[00:11:59] Yeah

[00:12:00] Love you bro

[00:12:02] He's saying that in the ground

[00:12:04] That's pretty

[00:12:07] For my baby brother

[00:12:12] What is it like to feel young, Jeff?

[00:12:14] Do you feel young?

[00:12:15] Yeah

[00:12:16] That's what it is

[00:12:19] What the fuck

[00:12:23] Do we have a vehicle?

[00:12:25] Oh, for sure

[00:12:26] You probably all have vehicles

[00:12:27] Okay, I'm gonna go get it

[00:12:28] I'm just saying

[00:12:29] Don't tell mom

[00:12:30] Don't tell mom

[00:12:34] Are you driving him to the hospital then?

[00:12:36] Yep

[00:12:37] Um

[00:12:38] Fast as possible

[00:12:40] Uh

[00:12:40] The doctors, uh

[00:12:42] Can't explain it

[00:12:43] Um

[00:12:45] Extreme necrosis is what they're calling it

[00:12:48] He is unlikely to keep either arm

[00:12:52] Hey, I got a fourth name

[00:12:55] NUBS

[00:12:57] That's Jeb spelled backwards

[00:13:02] Um

[00:13:04] So we'll leave Spencer in the hospital for a bit

[00:13:06] He probably should be dead

[00:13:08] But I didn't roll very well

[00:13:10] Um

[00:13:11] What would the two of you like to do?

[00:13:14] I'm going to be waiting out of sight

[00:13:16] For that guy to get home

[00:13:17] Okay

[00:13:19] Uh

[00:13:21] What exactly is your

[00:13:23] Your thought process here?

[00:13:25] Oh, I don't know yet

[00:13:26] Okay

[00:13:27] Jeff's been waiting for an excuse

[00:13:29] And it feels like the murder plant

[00:13:31] Just gave him his excuse

[00:13:33] So I guess ultimately

[00:13:34] Where would you like to be Daniel?

[00:13:37] Where would your character like to be?

[00:13:38] Watching my younger brother

[00:13:40] Okay

[00:13:41] So yeah

[00:13:42] It's a little later

[00:13:43] Um

[00:13:44] Than you would expect

[00:13:46] A little bit later than it has been the past couple of nights

[00:13:49] Um, but he pulls in about

[00:13:51] I don't know, nine o'clock

[00:13:53] He pops out in a

[00:13:55] Hurried manner and

[00:13:56] You see him grab some packages out of the

[00:13:59] Side of the car and he goes and

[00:14:00] Unlocks the door to the house

[00:14:02] I grab him before he can get the door unlocked

[00:14:05] Oh

[00:14:07] Hi Barney

[00:14:08] How are you?

[00:14:10] I'm good, what you got there?

[00:14:11] Oh

[00:14:13] He genuinely looks a little baffled

[00:14:15] And I'm dragging him by the scruff of the neck

[00:14:17] Back towards the

[00:14:20] Greenhouse

[00:14:21] Okay

[00:14:23] Um, just, you know, just

[00:14:24] Some stuff he probably ends up dropping it

[00:14:27] I mean if you're

[00:14:27] If you're physically manhandling him

[00:14:30] Yeah, I would probably be manhandling him by this point

[00:14:34] What's your strength and size, Jeff?

[00:14:36] Ugh

[00:14:36] 50 and 55

[00:14:39] He is

[00:14:40] Technically five points bigger than you

[00:14:43] So, like, if it got to

[00:14:44] If it got to a roll, he would have a slight advantage

[00:14:46] But you are

[00:14:48] I'm gonna say that you definitely surprised the fuck out of him

[00:14:50] So getting him to the

[00:14:52] To the greenhouse is not the

[00:14:53] Out of the realm of possibility

[00:14:55] Okay

[00:14:56] No, I'm

[00:14:57] I'm sorry, what

[00:14:58] What's going on?

[00:14:59] What

[00:14:59] What

[00:15:02] Why are you doing this?

[00:15:03] I don't understand

[00:15:04] We had an incident today

[00:15:06] I think you got some explaining to do, Bernard

[00:15:09] Okay

[00:15:11] I don't understand

[00:15:13] He's just bewildered

[00:15:14] Staring at you

[00:15:16] John, you want to grab those?

[00:15:18] And I'll point at the packages

[00:15:20] Yep

[00:15:21] Oh, no, I

[00:15:23] You

[00:15:24] He seems like

[00:15:25] Shut up, Bernard

[00:15:28] Jeff is turning the Call of Cazillo scenario into a big decent aim

[00:15:32] Very cool

[00:15:33] I feel like Jeff's

[00:15:35] Taking out some anger from the last session

[00:15:38] But here we go

[00:15:38] It's not just from the last session

[00:15:42] Sure, we will carry on

[00:15:45] Daniel

[00:15:47] Uh

[00:15:48] Roll sand for me, please

[00:15:49] Yep

[00:15:51] Saw that one coming

[00:15:54] I failed that

[00:15:55] 79 over 43

[00:15:57] Those packages are

[00:15:59] Lumpy

[00:16:01] Smelly

[00:16:01] And squish when you pick them up

[00:16:03] And you suddenly find your hands

[00:16:05] Covered in

[00:16:07] Blood

[00:16:08] Question mark

[00:16:09] You said you failed that?

[00:16:11] Yep

[00:16:11] Call it a default

[00:16:12] Okay

[00:16:15] Please continue with your interrogation, Jeff

[00:16:19] Three

[00:16:22] I will drag him into the greenhouse

[00:16:25] And show him what's left of the flower that we took out

[00:16:29] And say, explain why my brother is in the hospital with rotting arms

[00:16:36] Uh, no, you didn't

[00:16:40] You didn't

[00:16:41] You guys didn't come in here, did you?

[00:16:42] This stuff is very, very sensitive and very dangerous

[00:16:45] You really should not be in here

[00:16:46] We shouldn't even leave the door open

[00:16:48] Like it needs to be closed off

[00:16:49] You need to not be in here right now

[00:16:51] I don't think these came from the butcher

[00:16:53] What exactly are this?

[00:16:55] He looks unable to respond

[00:16:58] I

[00:16:59] I

[00:16:59] I understand that you

[00:17:01] You gentlemen

[00:17:02] Have some questions

[00:17:03] But we really

[00:17:04] This

[00:17:05] The flowers and the plants in here are incredibly delicate

[00:17:08] And also highly dangerous

[00:17:09] We really should not be just

[00:17:12] It's dead

[00:17:12] We

[00:17:12] We killed it

[00:17:14] You

[00:17:15] Got that one

[00:17:17] Cause I assume you left the shears and everything just laying there

[00:17:19] Yeah

[00:17:20] Sure

[00:17:21] That's not the only dangerous thing in this room

[00:17:25] Start backing up

[00:17:28] Really for everyone's sake it would be best if we had this conversation outside of the greenhouse

[00:17:35] Ask him if there's something in there that can fix me

[00:17:38] He keeps looking over his shoulder

[00:17:41] The one that we killed

[00:17:43] The blue and white one

[00:17:45] Yes

[00:17:46] Is there any kind of antidote for what it does?

[00:17:48] I don't know

[00:17:49] I don't know exactly what it does

[00:17:52] What the hell man?

[00:17:53] I assume it was not

[00:17:55] Pretty

[00:17:55] That flower has incredibly unusual properties and is very rare

[00:17:59] It was

[00:18:01] Difficult to get a hold of and grow in this climate

[00:18:03] I'm sorry for whatever happened to your brother

[00:18:06] It's eaten his flesh off

[00:18:07] That seems consistent with my understanding of the plant, yes

[00:18:12] Which is exactly what?

[00:18:14] There are plants that

[00:18:16] Are you familiar with things like say

[00:18:18] The corpse flower or the venus fly trap

[00:18:21] Or

[00:18:23] Not all plants simply just

[00:18:26] Have nutrients of

[00:18:27] From the ground and from the air

[00:18:30] Some of them require something a bit more dense and palatable

[00:18:34] Is that what you're doing with these?

[00:18:37] Feeding your monster plants back here?

[00:18:40] Not quite

[00:18:42] I'm just waiting for Jeff to start swinging a bat

[00:18:43] I just feel like it's coming

[00:18:44] I'm just waiting

[00:18:47] Jeff's very quiet and very angry

[00:18:51] I've decided the thing that I gotta do to piss Jeff off is to have incredibly reasonable sounding NPCs

[00:18:58] Because he doesn't want to follow what they say, which might be my plan

[00:19:02] This is two sessions in a row where reasonable sounding NPCs have pissed Jeff off

[00:19:08] All right, I'm gonna grab Bernard by the collar and drag him out

[00:19:12] Let's get outside before something else happens

[00:19:15] Okay

[00:19:18] What is it?

[00:19:19] I'm sorry for what happened to your brother, but I

[00:19:22] I don't know what to tell you

[00:19:25] I knew the purple flower was definitely

[00:19:27] These are body parts

[00:19:29] You were carrying body parts into your home

[00:19:34] Yes

[00:19:36] So you have about 30 seconds to explain or I'm gonna feed you to whatever's in there

[00:19:44] Okay

[00:19:45] You wanna see?

[00:19:47] See what?

[00:19:47] You're curious about the supplies I brought home

[00:19:53] I'm sure the police would be curious as well

[00:19:56] You're probably not wrong

[00:19:59] He sort of holds up his keys

[00:20:02] I can show you

[00:20:04] Let's go

[00:20:04] Sure

[00:20:06] Okay

[00:20:07] He takes you around the front and opens the front door

[00:20:11] We're gonna die

[00:20:12] Yeah

[00:20:13] Yeah, yeah

[00:20:14] You are

[00:20:16] You're gonna be the only one who lives for this

[00:20:18] Nubs is gonna be the only one who lives for this

[00:20:22] Real hard time taking care of your convalescing mother

[00:20:27] Yeah, oh mother

[00:20:30] You look like the

[00:20:31] Your flesh looks like the ghoul from Fallout

[00:20:36] He opens the front door

[00:20:39] He proceeds into the living room

[00:20:43] Into the sitting room where you were at just a couple nights ago

[00:20:45] He's like, you're sure?

[00:20:47] Do you wanna do this?

[00:20:48] You don't have to, we could just...

[00:20:50] Well, how about you just talk to us and tell us what's going on?

[00:20:53] There's supplies for something I'm working on

[00:20:56] Which is?

[00:20:58] It would be easier to show you

[00:21:00] Given that what we've seen already has put our brother in the hospital

[00:21:03] Excuse me if I don't trust you

[00:21:06] Fair

[00:21:07] I understand your point

[00:21:10] Um, would you like to sit down?

[00:21:12] Should I make some coffee or some tea?

[00:21:14] No, just talk

[00:21:15] Yeah, how about you sit down?

[00:21:17] Right there

[00:21:18] Okay

[00:21:19] Keep your hands where we can see them

[00:21:21] Sure

[00:21:21] And start talking

[00:21:23] Well, it is difficult to explain

[00:21:26] Mostly because I don't

[00:21:29] Do either of you have a hard time remembering things?

[00:21:32] Nope

[00:21:33] Remember everything

[00:21:34] He indicates the front room with the doors closed

[00:21:39] He says, I...

[00:21:40] Not everything makes a whole lot of sense

[00:21:43] These last 10, 15 years

[00:21:47] I'm a bit scatterbrained

[00:21:48] Sometimes I find myself not where I expect to be

[00:21:52] Or...

[00:21:52] Not what I expect to be doing

[00:21:54] So I'm coping the best I can

[00:21:56] So these body parts, when we confronted you about those before

[00:22:00] You had no recollection of carrying them in your house?

[00:22:03] Um...

[00:22:04] Not always

[00:22:04] I'm trying to fix it

[00:22:06] It's important that I fix it

[00:22:08] Was it your wife that I saw in the basement?

[00:22:11] No, no

[00:22:12] Who was the wife?

[00:22:13] My wife...

[00:22:14] My wife died giving birth

[00:22:17] To our twins

[00:22:22] Hmm...

[00:22:23] Fix what?

[00:22:24] My guess is the twins

[00:22:25] He sort of indicates the basement door

[00:22:33] The look of resignation and chagrin as you both look at each other

[00:22:37] Trying to decide who's going to act

[00:22:39] Couple gasoline cans and a match

[00:22:42] It's all I'm saying

[00:22:46] Yeah...

[00:22:46] Is preparedness still a thing?

[00:22:49] That's...

[00:22:49] That's trail

[00:22:52] I will look around the room and find something heavy like a candlestick or something

[00:22:58] And pick it up and be like, yeah, let's go fix this

[00:23:01] A candlestick?

[00:23:05] You were waiting with a bat, so I assume you have a bat

[00:23:07] Okay, then I'll have my bat

[00:23:10] Sure...

[00:23:13] He goes and he opens the basement door

[00:23:15] I suppose you want me to go first?

[00:23:19] Sure...

[00:23:19] Okay, well you're the one with the bat, so I'm listening to whatever you have to say

[00:23:23] Okay, he flips on a light and goes downstairs

[00:23:27] Uh...

[00:23:28] You see a...

[00:23:30] As you go downstairs, you see what appears to be a laboratory

[00:23:35] Um...

[00:23:36] Chemicals in jars, beakers, balances, mortars and pestles

[00:23:41] You see dried plant specimens litter at the table

[00:23:44] Um...

[00:23:45] You see surgical implements

[00:23:47] Scalpels, catgut, needles, rib spreaders, clamps

[00:23:51] And other fearsome, uh...

[00:23:53] Looking medical...

[00:23:54] Looking surgical implements

[00:23:56] That are stored on like a large metal shelf

[00:23:59] Um...

[00:24:00] You also...

[00:24:01] Um...

[00:24:02] See what looks like some sort of, um...

[00:24:06] Odd-shaped cabinet

[00:24:07] That appears to be humming

[00:24:09] You know, give you the sense of a refrigerator or freezer

[00:24:12] But not like one you've ever seen before

[00:24:14] Um...

[00:24:14] You also see, um...

[00:24:17] Bottles, uh...

[00:24:17] Labeled with...

[00:24:18] Neither one of you, like, have medical backgrounds

[00:24:20] You're seeing bottles labeled with various

[00:24:22] Signs and symbols and stuff that you don't recognize

[00:24:25] Chemicals, et cetera

[00:24:27] What are we looking at?

[00:24:28] Uh...

[00:24:29] This is where I'm trying to...

[00:24:31] Fix things, yes

[00:24:32] Right, yes

[00:24:33] What are you trying to fix?

[00:24:34] Um...

[00:24:35] You see him sort of, like, turn and look over your shoulder

[00:24:38] And there's a closet in the corner of the room

[00:24:41] Um...

[00:24:42] I'm trying to take care of the baby

[00:24:45] Starting to think I got lucky

[00:24:48] Can I roll sand for my own sand?

[00:24:50] Yeah, right

[00:24:51] Daniel just had this thousand-yard stare

[00:24:58] You going to elaborate, or...?

[00:25:00] He's not going to

[00:25:02] Uh...

[00:25:02] You could both roll listen rolls

[00:25:09] Oh, no

[00:25:10] Five under twenty

[00:25:12] Um...

[00:25:13] In that direction, in the southerly direction

[00:25:15] Where the closet is

[00:25:16] You hear soft cooing and giggling

[00:25:19] As if from a...

[00:25:21] An infant to, like, one years old

[00:25:23] You have children down here?

[00:25:25] The baby, yeah

[00:25:27] Yeah, I'm going to go over and open the door

[00:25:30] Um...

[00:25:31] As you open the door

[00:25:32] You are just this...

[00:25:33] This waft of just...

[00:25:34] Some sort of...

[00:25:37] Fetid...

[00:25:37] Awful...

[00:25:38] And I...

[00:25:38] I don't mean awful with an A, I mean O

[00:25:40] Like, awful smell just, like...

[00:25:43] Wafts over you

[00:25:44] Like, it's...

[00:25:45] It's in your mouth

[00:25:46] It's in your nose

[00:25:47] It's in your eyes

[00:25:48] Like, it burns

[00:25:49] You're like...

[00:25:51] Roll spot hidden?

[00:25:55] No...

[00:25:56] 63 over 45

[00:25:57] Okay

[00:25:58] Otherwise, the closet appears to be empty

[00:26:00] The sounds are clearly coming from...

[00:26:03] The back of the closet?

[00:26:04] Oh, what's that smell?

[00:26:06] Even from across the room, Jeff

[00:26:08] You're getting a whiff of just...

[00:26:09] Oh, yeah

[00:26:10] Yeah

[00:26:10] Just...

[00:26:11] Horrific

[00:26:13] I'll turn back to Bernard

[00:26:15] There's nothing in here, but it smells awful

[00:26:17] Well, I...

[00:26:18] Shoving him with the bat

[00:26:19] Why don't you go show us?

[00:26:21] Okay

[00:26:22] Um...

[00:26:22] You see him go over

[00:26:24] Um...

[00:26:24] And...

[00:26:25] He bends down inside the closet

[00:26:27] And...

[00:26:28] He kind of pushes

[00:26:30] At the base of...

[00:26:32] Uh...

[00:26:32] The back of the closet

[00:26:33] And it...

[00:26:34] It...

[00:26:34] It shifts...

[00:26:36] There's a loose panel

[00:26:38] And he sort of slides it to the side

[00:26:40] And suddenly...

[00:26:41] You hear...

[00:26:41] You hear the...

[00:26:43] The crying and the cooing...

[00:26:45] Giggling kind of just stops

[00:26:47] Do we see children?

[00:26:48] You bend down and uh...

[00:26:50] Look into the pocket?

[00:26:51] Yeah

[00:26:51] Um...

[00:26:53] As you bend down

[00:26:54] You hear movement

[00:26:55] As if...

[00:26:56] From...

[00:26:57] Dozens of tiny feet

[00:27:01] The look on Daniel's face just then was fucking priceless

[00:27:05] I'm having like PTSD from impossible landscapes in the wall

[00:27:11] The children

[00:27:12] I am...

[00:27:13] I don't normally...

[00:27:15] Uh...

[00:27:15] I'm just gonna read...

[00:27:17] Like...

[00:27:18] I had already decided on this

[00:27:20] And then I got to this point

[00:27:21] And it made sense with some imagery that's earlier on in this session

[00:27:24] And it really...

[00:27:25] It really just sold it for me

[00:27:26] So I'm gonna read you word for word the book

[00:27:29] Normally I do my own interpretation

[00:27:31] But I wanna give the authors credit

[00:27:33] Um...

[00:27:33] Something large

[00:27:36] Comes out of that

[00:27:37] It is...

[00:27:38] It is mobile with...

[00:27:40] With the sound of many echoing feet and hands

[00:27:44] The crawling sounds of a baby, you know

[00:27:46] But as if many are crawling

[00:27:48] And the book says...

[00:27:50] And I quote...

[00:27:51] Um...

[00:27:52] The creature's body

[00:27:53] Looks like a huge, dense sack of mucus

[00:27:57] With the consistency of an overcooked pudding

[00:28:01] An interior skeleton can be seen poking through the body from time to time

[00:28:05] Um...

[00:28:06] While three great vents

[00:28:09] Closed by wrinkly lips

[00:28:11] Rhythmically aspirate

[00:28:13] As with puffing, wheezing sounds

[00:28:15] Ten human legs

[00:28:17] Ten human legs

[00:28:18] All children's

[00:28:18] Though of various colors and sizes

[00:28:21] Um...

[00:28:22] Rim the lower part of the body

[00:28:23] Providing it with locomotion

[00:28:25] While fifteen chubby little arms

[00:28:27] Encircling the upper side of its body

[00:28:29] Writhe about

[00:28:29] Grasping at nothing

[00:28:31] The thing is otherwise quite featureless

[00:28:33] Except for a wet, circular mouth

[00:28:35] Located on the creature's underside

[00:28:36] That gurgles and coos softly

[00:28:39] In a way that resembles the sounds of a human baby

[00:28:42] Um...

[00:28:43] It frequently stops to squat

[00:28:46] Um...

[00:28:46] Towards the floor making wet, sucking noises

[00:28:52] Um...

[00:28:54] Uh...

[00:28:56] You too, Jeff

[00:28:57] This thing is so big

[00:28:57] You see this happening as well

[00:28:59] Okay...

[00:28:59] That's fair

[00:29:01] Uh...

[00:29:01] Yeah, nine under 39

[00:29:03] Uh...

[00:29:04] Yes...

[00:29:05] Uh...

[00:29:05] Fifty-six under 63

[00:29:07] You both get one

[00:29:08] Otherwise it's real bad

[00:29:11] Um...

[00:29:13] As it...

[00:29:14] Sort of...

[00:29:15] So imagine it's...

[00:29:16] It's kind of like a...

[00:29:17] A blobby...

[00:29:18] Worm shaped thing

[00:29:19] With too many arms at the top

[00:29:21] And too many legs at the bottom

[00:29:22] And it seems to, in the middle

[00:29:24] Bend over

[00:29:25] And like...

[00:29:25] Like a dog

[00:29:26] Like on the floor

[00:29:28] It's looking for food

[00:29:29] Um...

[00:29:30] You also see...

[00:29:32] Um...

[00:29:33] That there is a...

[00:29:34] An opening sort of

[00:29:35] On what you would kind of consider

[00:29:36] The top

[00:29:37] Or the point

[00:29:38] The upper part

[00:29:39] Opposite the feet

[00:29:41] Um...

[00:29:42] The...

[00:29:42] Most of the awful smell

[00:29:44] Seems to be coming from that end

[00:29:46] Where a near continuous

[00:29:48] Splirting stream

[00:29:49] Of foul-smelling

[00:29:50] Brown goo

[00:29:51] To quote...

[00:29:52] Issues from the hole

[00:29:53] What?

[00:29:55] Hmm...

[00:29:55] To which Mr. Corbett

[00:29:56] Then says...

[00:29:58] Uh...

[00:29:59] My boy...

[00:29:59] I brought you dinner

[00:30:03] Um...

[00:30:04] What are you guys' dexes again?

[00:30:06] Seventy-five...

[00:30:07] Uh...

[00:30:08] Fifty-five...

[00:30:09] Jeff, you can go first

[00:30:11] To swing a bat

[00:30:13] What do I roll?

[00:30:17] I don't know

[00:30:17] Is that under brawl?

[00:30:19] Or...

[00:30:20] Uh...

[00:30:20] We could look in the character sheet

[00:30:22] But I would probably allow a brawl

[00:30:23] Okay

[00:30:25] You also have an unarmed attack

[00:30:27] But I would assume...

[00:30:27] I don't know if it's an unarmed attack

[00:30:28] With a bonus

[00:30:29] Or if it's a brawl

[00:30:30] I don't remember what brawl does in this game

[00:30:32] Well I've got fighting, brawl, and then unarmed

[00:30:35] I would allow for a brawl, I think

[00:30:37] I think that that's fair

[00:30:38] Okay

[00:30:39] I'm gonna bust him right over the fucking head

[00:30:41] And feed it...

[00:30:42] Feed him to hit

[00:30:43] You're attacking Bernard?

[00:30:45] Yes

[00:30:47] Dick

[00:30:48] Sixty-eight under seven-five

[00:30:50] Hey

[00:30:50] No, sorry

[00:30:52] Not you, Dick

[00:30:54] It's four, Dick

[00:30:57] Um...

[00:30:59] Trying to remember how this game works

[00:31:02] Oh, shit

[00:31:03] Did you roll a...

[00:31:04] You rolled a what? Sorry

[00:31:05] Six S

[00:31:06] Uh, sixty-eight under seventy-five

[00:31:07] Okay

[00:31:08] You can do damage?

[00:31:12] I don't have a bat written on my sheet

[00:31:14] I don't know what the damage is

[00:31:17] Oh...

[00:31:17] Uh...

[00:31:18] Damage for unarmed is a die-three

[00:31:21] Right, but...

[00:31:22] Uh, how about a club?

[00:31:24] What's a club?

[00:31:25] It's a d6

[00:31:25] Yeah, I'd let you do d6

[00:31:27] Do you have damage bonus?

[00:31:28] No

[00:31:28] So it's just a d6

[00:31:32] One

[00:31:34] Okay

[00:31:34] You kinda...

[00:31:35] He...

[00:31:37] You take the bat and you're looking at this thing that's like trying to eat and shitting all over itself and making baby cooing noises, which is really, really unpleasant

[00:31:44] And you just like 180 and you're trying to take his head off like goddamn Babe Ruth

[00:31:49] Yeah, yeah

[00:31:49] And he's kind of like taken aback from it and stumbles

[00:31:52] And so you kinda like clip him on the chin

[00:31:55] Uh, you don't do much damage, uh, but you do kinda hit him for one point

[00:31:59] And I will back away from that thing

[00:32:03] It's a baby

[00:32:04] It's a little baby

[00:32:05] Yeah

[00:32:08] Uh, Daniel, what's yours? You're 55?

[00:32:10] Mm-hmm

[00:32:11] I don't know if you're next or not

[00:32:12] You're a higher dexter

[00:32:13] No, he is next

[00:32:15] Corbett's kinda pissed at you, Jeff

[00:32:17] Yeah, yeah

[00:32:18] Yeah, fuckin' bring it

[00:32:19] We will not survive this

[00:32:25] No way

[00:32:26] Which one? Me or him?

[00:32:28] He begins chanting

[00:32:30] What?

[00:32:31] No!

[00:32:33] He is a cult member

[00:32:37] I don't wanna glue on a wanna wanna glue on a la fatoggin'

[00:32:42] Um, um, so he begins chanting

[00:32:48] It takes some time to do that

[00:32:50] So, uh, Daniel, it's your turn

[00:32:53] I'm holding the body parts still

[00:33:00] Okay

[00:33:00] Okay

[00:33:01] I'm going to shove them into the arms of Bernard

[00:33:04] Okay

[00:33:05] And shove him into the baby

[00:33:09] Uh, make me, uh, um

[00:33:11] Unarmed?

[00:33:12] Yeah, well, he is armed

[00:33:15] He's actually multi-armed

[00:33:16] Uh, but yes

[00:33:19] Some sort of roll

[00:33:22] Um

[00:33:23] Yeah, I'm looking

[00:33:24] Not really a dodge roll

[00:33:25] But I would take a dodge roll

[00:33:27] Because that's a dexterous thing

[00:33:28] You probably don't wanna do that

[00:33:29] Um, I would let you make a brawl roll

[00:33:32] To kinda do that

[00:33:35] I do have a fighting brawl of 25

[00:33:37] Um, I don't see anything else that would

[00:33:41] I would let you do that

[00:33:42] Just to make some sort of roll for it

[00:33:44] Here we go

[00:33:46] Just think, Spencer, you could've been here for this

[00:33:48] Aw, man

[00:33:49] Don't you want the anus poop worm baby

[00:33:51] With too many arms and legs?

[00:33:53] Nah

[00:33:53] That is a fail

[00:33:54] 74 over 25

[00:33:55] Okay

[00:33:58] But as you did note

[00:34:00] You do have the food

[00:34:01] Um, which means the

[00:34:04] The, uh, the child thing is coming for you

[00:34:11] Yeah, that works

[00:34:13] Um, it comes over

[00:34:15] And begins sort of like

[00:34:17] Flailing

[00:34:17] What I said

[00:34:18] 10 arms

[00:34:19] 15 arms at you all at once

[00:34:21] Um, it

[00:34:22] It kind of haunches up

[00:34:24] And when it does

[00:34:24] It is

[00:34:25] It is big

[00:34:26] Cause what is your size again?

[00:34:29] Uh, what is that?

[00:34:30] It's a stat

[00:34:31] Uh, should be at the top

[00:34:32] In your stat block

[00:34:33] S-I-Z

[00:34:33] Oh, 60

[00:34:35] It's

[00:34:36] 60 is probably about an average man

[00:34:39] He's

[00:34:40] Twice your height and bulk

[00:34:41] Basically

[00:34:42] Um, it's like a weird baby human centipede thing

[00:34:45] Big baby

[00:34:47] Um, so he takes a swing at you

[00:34:51] He misses

[00:34:52] Thank God

[00:34:53] That's really cool

[00:34:54] He gets to take another swing at you

[00:34:55] Of course

[00:34:57] That one connects

[00:34:59] Um

[00:35:02] For nine points of damage

[00:35:04] Woo

[00:35:06] Buddy

[00:35:07] How many hit points is

[00:35:08] What?

[00:35:17] What?

[00:35:18] What are you mad about?

[00:35:19] I'm not

[00:35:19] Okay

[00:35:20] You look unhappy

[00:35:21] No, I'm getting really tired

[00:35:23] Okay

[00:35:23] No, you're alright

[00:35:24] I think

[00:35:25] Oh, nice

[00:35:26] I have ten hit points

[00:35:27] Cody

[00:35:29] You're unconscious

[00:35:31] You said nine

[00:35:32] Right

[00:35:32] I have one left

[00:35:33] I think you're unconscious at two or less in this game

[00:35:36] Oh

[00:35:38] That's Delta Green

[00:35:40] I don't know what it is in this

[00:35:44] You also take like a major wound and all kinds of stuff

[00:35:46] Uh, trying to remember, it's been a long time for that

[00:35:50] The damage diagrams on

[00:35:52] Uh, so yeah

[00:35:54] My little chart here goes

[00:35:55] Five, four, three

[00:35:56] Unconscious

[00:35:57] Two, one, zero

[00:35:58] Dying

[00:35:59] Yeah

[00:36:00] So

[00:36:01] No, it's not

[00:36:02] You're telling me no thought

[00:36:04] He's literally reading it off his character sheet

[00:36:05] No, I mean

[00:36:07] Oh, sorry

[00:36:08] It may

[00:36:08] Oh, you're telling me it's not

[00:36:09] It's not on page one

[00:36:10] It may be in page one nineteen

[00:36:12] There are lines from zero though

[00:36:15] From dot to unconscious and dying

[00:36:17] So I don't know if it happens after three or it happens after zero

[00:36:20] So

[00:36:20] I think it's two and one

[00:36:22] You're unconscious

[00:36:25] Says on here one nineteen

[00:36:26] Although I have the fancy edition

[00:36:28] So I don't know if that makes a difference

[00:36:29] Could be

[00:36:30] But my chart literally says

[00:36:31] It helpfully says

[00:36:32] The damage diagrams on page one nineteen

[00:36:34] Right there

[00:36:35] Well

[00:36:36] Either way this thing like

[00:36:38] Starts spinning like a top

[00:36:40] And just

[00:36:41] Misses on the first revolution

[00:36:43] But the second revolution catches you

[00:36:45] Hurls you against the wall

[00:36:46] Um

[00:36:47] There's a loud crunch

[00:36:49] John Clark

[00:36:50] Uh

[00:36:51] Slumps to the ground

[00:36:54] Unconscious

[00:36:55] Jeff

[00:36:59] It could make it

[00:37:00] The worst part

[00:37:05] He'll yell something about you son of a bitch

[00:37:08] And swing at

[00:37:09] Bernard again

[00:37:10] Sure

[00:37:13] Yeah sixty five under seventy five

[00:37:16] Alright do some damage

[00:37:20] Five

[00:37:25] He's got his arm

[00:37:26] He's got his arm up trying to defend himself

[00:37:28] And you make a solid connection

[00:37:30] You feel bones break

[00:37:31] You've shattered his arm

[00:37:33] Interrupt his chanting

[00:37:35] Um

[00:37:36] I don't know how that works in this game

[00:37:37] I can take a look at it

[00:37:38] I don't think so

[00:37:40] But

[00:37:41] Breaking an arm

[00:37:42] It should

[00:37:44] It does hurt

[00:37:45] It does hurt

[00:37:45] Especially when it goes through the arm

[00:37:46] And connects with the head

[00:37:50] I'm gonna run the risk

[00:37:52] Mental note

[00:37:53] Take something other than a bat

[00:37:55] To the abyss

[00:37:59] Hey I'm the only one who talks about a fucking bat

[00:38:01] Oh shit

[00:38:02] I did not

[00:38:05] I'll have him make a luck roll

[00:38:10] I feel like that's fair

[00:38:11] So what's interesting is instantaneous spells in this game

[00:38:14] And I don't remember this

[00:38:16] Instantaneous spells

[00:38:17] Go off at

[00:38:19] Players' dex plus fifty

[00:38:21] How does that translate to time?

[00:38:24] Well so that's the thing is that the dex would go at

[00:38:26] So if you're

[00:38:27] Oh initiative wise

[00:38:28] Right yeah

[00:38:29] Okay

[00:38:30] Instantaneous happens so fast it happens

[00:38:32] Like in this game guns always go first

[00:38:35] So like it says like it's the players' dex plus fifty or something for guns

[00:38:39] So the idea is that if you have a loaded gun

[00:38:41] You're always gonna go

[00:38:42] Well ahead of your turn

[00:38:44] Gotcha

[00:38:46] It said casting time was one round

[00:38:49] So I expected that he would cast and go on the preceding round

[00:38:53] But looking at it here

[00:38:55] Instantaneous would have gone on dex plus fifty

[00:38:57] This spell goes on his dex

[00:39:00] So it should have went off the same turn I cast it

[00:39:03] And then two rounds would be the round after he starts it

[00:39:07] Which is a very weird roll

[00:39:09] That is interesting

[00:39:10] So he's literally like a fast talker

[00:39:13] Or a fast chanter in that case

[00:39:14] Well and the reason why they do that is because of the gunfire rules in this game

[00:39:18] Because you do the gunfire at such a high dex order

[00:39:22] So basically all guns go

[00:39:23] Then you actually start the dex order

[00:39:25] Because the thing is if you've got a gun pointed and ready to go

[00:39:29] It's a trigger pull

[00:39:29] Yeah it's like why are you waiting until 35

[00:39:32] Because the thing is it's not how fast you're moving

[00:39:35] It's literally like you said a trigger pull

[00:39:37] I randomly got a chocolate covered coffee

[00:39:42] Nice

[00:39:43] Bonus

[00:39:45] Oh bro

[00:39:46] You got me hooked on

[00:39:47] No yeah you enjoying it?

[00:39:51] My wife's obsessed

[00:39:52] It's a cool game

[00:39:53] No that's called the lamb which is a good one

[00:39:57] Oh

[00:39:57] I enjoy it

[00:39:59] The cultist simulator is a weird

[00:40:01] It's a bizarre gaming company

[00:40:03] But it's like half story

[00:40:05] Half like almost like potion making and magic

[00:40:08] You have to like time these things to get certain abilities

[00:40:10] To like it's a lot of reading

[00:40:12] But it's like you're playing a

[00:40:14] It's impossible to explain

[00:40:15] If you watch the video on it it would make more sense

[00:40:17] Because as you're doing things you generate certain abilities

[00:40:20] And then those abilities can be slotted into other things to give you timing

[00:40:23] The whole point is that

[00:40:25] The rules themselves

[00:40:27] It's an occult game

[00:40:28] The rules themselves are occulted

[00:40:30] You don't you go into it not knowing

[00:40:33] Jack shit

[00:40:35] And Cody called it a rogue light

[00:40:37] So I've actually found

[00:40:38] That it's kind of nice to occasionally die

[00:40:41] And restart as a different character

[00:40:43] Yeah

[00:40:44] Cause you learn

[00:40:46] And actually your new characters can get bonuses too

[00:40:49] Yeah it's fun

[00:40:50] So I learned something Jeff

[00:40:51] What's that?

[00:40:52] And I didn't know this

[00:40:53] So

[00:40:54] Because if you remember the gun rules in this game

[00:40:56] Are very very weird because guns always go first

[00:40:59] Yeah

[00:40:59] So

[00:41:00] I didn't know this until I doubled

[00:41:01] I looked at the rules again

[00:41:05] Don't shake your head at me

[00:41:09] Spells that are instantaneous go off at dex plus 50

[00:41:13] Spells that are one round

[00:41:14] Go off on the player's dex order

[00:41:17] So his spell should have gone off last round

[00:41:19] Not this round

[00:41:20] Which is weird to think about

[00:41:22] You see what I'm saying?

[00:41:23] So like you normally think of a casting time of one round

[00:41:26] Meaning it needs to get to that player's turn again

[00:41:29] To go off

[00:41:30] You give me the side eye like you don't believe me

[00:41:32] I think you're wrong but I

[00:41:34] He's giving you a luck roll so

[00:41:36] Oh yeah

[00:41:36] It doesn't matter

[00:41:38] Okay

[00:41:43] You can tell me how wrong I am

[00:41:45] I just sat here and read it

[00:41:46] Somebody else can read some of these books

[00:41:48] Jeff

[00:41:49] I don't have that book

[00:41:51] I've probably given you the PDF

[00:41:54] Casting time in spells in combat

[00:41:56] Some spells are useful in combat situations

[00:41:57] Each spell has a casting time listed in its description

[00:41:59] Instantaneous one round and so on

[00:42:01] If the casting time is instantaneous

[00:42:02] It activates on the user's dex plus 50

[00:42:05] Just like a readied gun

[00:42:06] If the casting takes one round

[00:42:08] It activates on the user's dex in the present round

[00:42:12] If the casting takes two rounds

[00:42:14] It activates on the user's dex in the following round

[00:42:17] And so on

[00:42:17] So the spell should have gone on the table of this turn

[00:42:19] You didn't say that it's specified in that round

[00:42:21] I did

[00:42:22] No you didn't

[00:42:23] Or Jeff will edit it to make me sound like an idiot

[00:42:27] I don't do that

[00:42:29] You've thought about it

[00:42:30] What does it matter?

[00:42:32] I mean really

[00:42:33] What chance do you have?

[00:42:35] Oh I know

[00:42:36] I will give you a

[00:42:38] I will give you a luck roll

[00:42:39] To interrupt his spell

[00:42:40] I think that's fair

[00:42:41] It's not two

[00:42:43] Alright

[00:42:43] You shatter his arm

[00:42:45] He shakes his head

[00:42:48] He stops chanting

[00:42:49] His spell does not go off

[00:42:51] Now feed me to your thing

[00:42:59] Corbett gets up and runs away

[00:43:04] The man thing

[00:43:05] The child thing

[00:43:07] It's gonna eat the body parts right?

[00:43:09] Yeah

[00:43:12] So it's making an attack

[00:43:14] On an unconscious person

[00:43:18] Probably gonna hit I feel like

[00:43:20] Is it going after him or is it going after the body parts he was holding?

[00:43:24] I was holding the body parts

[00:43:26] I know but you just got knocked against a wall and fell down

[00:43:30] I'm assuming you're not still holding them

[00:43:33] Maybe

[00:43:34] That's a fair point

[00:43:36] You see it scuttle around and in one fell swoop

[00:43:40] Snarfs up both packages

[00:43:41] Okay

[00:43:43] It's your turn Jeff

[00:43:44] I'm gonna chase after him and knock his ass down

[00:43:47] Okay

[00:43:48] You run up the stairs

[00:43:50] It's gonna eat me Jeff

[00:43:52] Yeah you let him do it

[00:43:56] Vengeance over blood

[00:43:57] Sorry man

[00:43:58] I assume he's already dead

[00:44:00] Some brother

[00:44:01] I know right

[00:44:05] You see

[00:44:08] Corbett has

[00:44:09] reached the top of the stairs

[00:44:11] And is sort of indecisive on

[00:44:14] Which way to go

[00:44:14] He's kind of in the living room kind of looking around

[00:44:17] So he's there at the top of the stairs?

[00:44:19] He's a little bit farther in the room

[00:44:21] But yes you can get to him

[00:44:22] If you'd like to

[00:44:23] Yeah I'm gonna chuck him down the fucking stairs

[00:44:27] Let's make opposed strength rolls

[00:44:30] That's not unarmed

[00:44:32] Whatever the next game is that Cody and Jeff are in brawl

[00:44:35] Then we need to not be in it because

[00:44:38] Look up brawl

[00:44:42] We need to take a little break here

[00:44:44] Blood sport

[00:44:47] Jeff just always wants to do what Jeff wants to do

[00:44:50] So it's fun to let him try and get some anger out

[00:44:54] Well and it's fun for me to argue rules with him

[00:44:57] When I know he doesn't know the fucking rules

[00:45:03] Rule it cool man, rule it cool

[00:45:04] Cause we're gonna look it up and based on this game

[00:45:07] It's probably gonna be worse for you

[00:45:09] I just know how it's gonna go

[00:45:12] I'm fine with it either way

[00:45:14] I don't really care

[00:45:15] It seems fine

[00:45:16] It seems fine

[00:45:23] Fighting brawl is just unarmed and basic weapons

[00:45:26] It doesn't say anything about throwing anyone

[00:45:29] It might be fighting

[00:45:30] I feel like there's a grapple in this

[00:45:32] I have no idea

[00:45:33] I mean grappling is unarmed fighting

[00:45:35] That is usually the definition

[00:45:37] There's a throw

[00:45:38] I wonder if that's it

[00:45:39] I think throw is to throw a thing

[00:45:43] The other thing I see is fighting brawl

[00:45:45] Yeah, you tell me what to make man

[00:45:47] I don't care

[00:45:52] I had a credit rating of 14 too man

[00:45:57] Oh man

[00:45:59] This fight

[00:46:03] This says credit rating

[00:46:05] Fighting maneuvers

[00:46:06] I feel like that's where it is

[00:46:08] Fighting maneuvers

[00:46:10] Yes, you need a fighting man

[00:46:12] Compare builds

[00:46:13] Da da da da da

[00:46:16] What's your build Jeff?

[00:46:17] Eight

[00:46:21] I'll just do a fighting brawl versus a fighting brawl

[00:46:24] Rather than compare builds

[00:46:25] So that actually I think

[00:46:26] If I remember how this works right

[00:46:29] He'll fight back

[00:46:30] You need a brawl to throw him down the stairs

[00:46:32] Shit

[00:46:32] 78 over 75

[00:46:35] You rolled a 28 over

[00:46:37] You rolled a 28 over

[00:46:40] So I mean nothing

[00:46:41] Nothing happens

[00:46:42] Okay

[00:46:42] You hear noises of eating in the basement

[00:46:50] Jeff

[00:46:50] Yeah

[00:46:51] It's your turn again

[00:46:52] Okay

[00:46:53] You proceed to throw him down the stairs

[00:46:58] Cool

[00:47:01] You hear more bones

[00:47:04] You hear things crack

[00:47:06] But you do hear him moan at the bottom of the stairs

[00:47:09] Okay

[00:47:10] You do not get the sense that he is incapacitated

[00:47:12] But he is at the bottom of the stairs

[00:47:14] I'll start heading back that way

[00:47:16] Back down the stairs?

[00:47:17] Yeah

[00:47:18] Okay

[00:47:19] You see him at the foot of the stairs

[00:47:22] You see about half your brother's body

[00:47:24] Inside that worm thing

[00:47:25] Roll sand Jeff

[00:47:27] Yeah

[00:47:27] That's fair

[00:47:31] It's past 36

[00:47:32] We'll call it D4 plus one

[00:47:35] See if you can lose five in a shot

[00:47:38] Two

[00:47:39] I didn't give a shit about you brother

[00:47:45] That's the youngest

[00:47:47] They don't give a shit about anyone but themselves

[00:47:48] I'm looking at unconsciousness here

[00:47:50] I think it is zero though

[00:47:51] Not that I don't care

[00:47:52] I'm already eaten so

[00:47:54] I've already eaten

[00:47:56] It's already eaten

[00:47:57] Me

[00:48:01] I was just saying if you'd like to fight back you can

[00:48:04] With half my body sticking out of his mouth?

[00:48:06] That is okay

[00:48:07] I'll just remain unconscious if it's all safe here

[00:48:10] You're right

[00:48:15] Okay

[00:48:17] I think he's gonna try that spell again Jeff

[00:48:21] Okay

[00:48:26] Give me a power roll Jeff

[00:48:31] 58 under 65

[00:48:37] Foreshadowing

[00:48:39] Opposed rolls

[00:48:40] Oh no it's not higher roll

[00:48:43] So you rolled a regular success right?

[00:48:45] Correct

[00:48:45] I rolled a hard success

[00:48:47] Okay

[00:48:47] I do like DG because I think DG's rules are a little more strict

[00:48:52] It just goes by degree of success right?

[00:48:55] Yeah

[00:48:55] How much POW would you say you have Jeff?

[00:48:59] If POW were a statistical number between like 1 and 20

[00:49:02] 65

[00:49:03] Oh that's right

[00:49:05] You lose 14 POW

[00:49:08] Okay

[00:49:10] POW goes into

[00:49:11] Sanity

[00:49:12] But not hit points

[00:49:13] So you can

[00:49:15] Do what you like Jeff

[00:49:16] It's your turn

[00:49:18] Oh no it's the thing's turn

[00:49:19] It's gonna finish eating DG I think

[00:49:24] Give me one last action

[00:49:26] Sure

[00:49:27] What would you like to do?

[00:49:28] I just wanna tell my brother to rot

[00:49:34] Uh

[00:49:36] 50-50 roll

[00:49:37] Call high or low?

[00:49:39] High

[00:49:40] Okay

[00:49:41] 78

[00:49:42] So his head is the last thing to disappear

[00:49:45] You do

[00:49:47] The 50-50 shot of which way he was eaten by a

[00:49:51] Worm anus

[00:49:52] From somewhere inside this thing

[00:49:56] You're

[00:49:56] Hey

[00:49:59] Jeff would you like to continue to beat Mr. Corbett with a bat?

[00:50:03] Yeah

[00:50:04] Actually when I was in the kitchen

[00:50:06] Is it

[00:50:06] What is like the fuel situation?

[00:50:10] Is this wood burning?

[00:50:11] Is this gas?

[00:50:12] Is it?

[00:50:13] It's a high-end neighborhood

[00:50:14] So gas would not be out of the realm of possibility

[00:50:16] Okay

[00:50:17] I will keep that in mind

[00:50:19] Yeah I'm gonna beat the living shit out of this guy

[00:50:23] You did throw him downstairs

[00:50:24] So I'm gonna give you a bonus die on your attack

[00:50:29] Cause he's laying at the foot of the stairs

[00:50:31] He's cast his magic spell thinking he's gonna take you out

[00:50:34] Yeah 20

[00:50:35] Yep

[00:50:36] Do me another what would we say d6 of damage?

[00:50:40] Four

[00:50:44] This time you put the bat right between his eyes and you cave Mr. Corbett's skull in

[00:50:50] Sweet

[00:50:53] Then head up the stairs get the hell away from this thing

[00:50:56] Yeah you hear scuttling underneath you

[00:51:00] Uh

[00:51:00] How would you like to wrap this up Jeff?

[00:51:02] I'm burning the house down

[00:51:04] I'm

[00:51:07] My man

[00:51:08] My man

[00:51:13] Roll sand I think

[00:51:14] Oh yeah yeah definitely

[00:51:16] Yeah I think rolling sand is the way to go

[00:51:19] Oh 87 fail

[00:51:20] Okay we'll keep that in mind

[00:51:22] How are you burning down the house?

[00:51:24] I don't know it depends

[00:51:25] Is it a gas stove?

[00:51:28] Yeah sure I will cause a fire with gas

[00:51:30] Cause there's no safety things at this point

[00:51:33] Yeah I just didn't know if you had a plan

[00:51:34] What exactly is your plan here?

[00:51:37] Uh

[00:51:40] I don't know

[00:51:41] There's

[00:51:42] There's random

[00:51:44] Lab shit

[00:51:45] And chemicals

[00:51:46] And things like that

[00:51:47] If there's anything flammable

[00:51:48] I'll use that to

[00:51:49] Oh sure you could like just set a fire on the stove

[00:51:51] And then start smashing flammable things against the wall

[00:51:53] Yeah

[00:51:53] I feel like that's safe

[00:51:55] I mean at this point

[00:51:57] I failed the sand

[00:52:01] I just watched my brother get eaten

[00:52:03] I watched the arms fall off of the other brother

[00:52:07] There's

[00:52:08] Mom's dying

[00:52:09] She's probably already dead by now

[00:52:11] Hey you guys are really doing a good job of keeping up on that

[00:52:15] Uh

[00:52:15] Yeah

[00:52:16] I'm still convinced that this guy was poisoning mom

[00:52:19] A roll a

[00:52:21] I don't give a fuck at this point

[00:52:23] I want this thing

[00:52:25] To go down

[00:52:26] We'll call it a D8 on your sand loss

[00:52:29] Two

[00:52:31] No problem

[00:52:32] Rock and roll baby

[00:52:34] Cool as a cucumber

[00:52:36] Just

[00:52:38] Venomous poisonous cucumber

[00:52:40] He's just talking to himself

[00:52:41] He's like

[00:52:42] Fuck can't believe I'm doing this again

[00:52:44] Starts smashing shit against the wall

[00:52:47] Whole place goes up

[00:52:49] You hear the cries of an infant

[00:52:51] And the screams of a woman from inside the house

[00:52:54] Um

[00:52:55] And the screams of a woman

[00:52:57] Yeah

[00:52:57] Did you just saw the lady?

[00:52:58] Yeah

[00:52:59] No you did

[00:53:01] And uh

[00:53:02] Yeah no

[00:53:02] Um

[00:53:03] Yeah you

[00:53:04] You watch the house burn to the fucking ground

[00:53:08] Um

[00:53:09] Anything else you wanna do before fire department rolls up

[00:53:12] You just go back to check on mom

[00:53:15] What happened to Johnny?

[00:53:22] Just

[00:53:23] I'm sitting on the porch of mom's house

[00:53:25] I'm sitting on the porch of mom's house

[00:53:26] Eating peanut brittle

[00:53:27] Watching the fucking thing burn

[00:53:30] Just sitting there with peanut brittle

[00:53:32] Yep

[00:53:34] Burn baby burn

[00:53:35] Uh yeah

[00:53:36] Peanut brittle and cheap wine yeah

[00:53:38] Yeah

[00:53:39] So uh

[00:53:40] I guess we can call that the end there

[00:53:42] As we sort of pan out

[00:53:44] Uh from the

[00:53:45] You sitting on the porch eating peanut brittle

[00:53:50] Hey Barney is that you?

[00:53:53] Where are your brothers?

[00:53:55] Ugh

[00:53:57] Dicks in the hospital

[00:54:01] Eating peanut brittle with his elbow

[00:54:03] Oh god

[00:54:04] Damn it

[00:54:05] Haka

[00:54:07] Haka

[00:54:08] Yeah we're gonna have

[00:54:09] We're probably gonna have to help feed him for a while

[00:54:12] Um so there you go

[00:54:14] That was uh

[00:54:15] Not at all how I thought that scenario was gonna go

[00:54:17] But that's Mr. Corbett

[00:54:19] Which is uh

[00:54:19] This is an old uh

[00:54:22] Old scenario I believe

[00:54:23] Um can we

[00:54:25] Can we get a little uh

[00:54:28] A little more detail

[00:54:29] I'm just kinda curious

[00:54:29] Like what uh

[00:54:30] Was it a cult

[00:54:32] Uh

[00:54:32] Oh no there was no cult

[00:54:33] Um like

[00:54:34] Yes there was

[00:54:35] Almost every single assumption that you guys had was

[00:54:38] Was wrong

[00:54:39] Nice

[00:54:40] That's fine

[00:54:41] Um

[00:54:41] What had you uh

[00:54:43] Inquired a little bit more

[00:54:45] Gone to the library

[00:54:46] Due to the research thing

[00:54:47] Uh that is so often done in the call of Cthulhu

[00:54:49] You would find out that um

[00:54:51] His father died in um

[00:54:53] Tibet or India

[00:54:54] Something like that

[00:54:55] Yeah

[00:54:56] Like 14 years ago

[00:54:57] His father died um

[00:54:59] Uh

[00:55:00] Worshipping uh

[00:55:01] An aspect of Yogg-Sothoth

[00:55:03] Um

[00:55:04] Who his son also followed in the worship of

[00:55:07] He went over there to see his dad

[00:55:08] And kind of like

[00:55:09] Got indoctrinated

[00:55:10] Um

[00:55:11] Came back home

[00:55:12] Took over the family business

[00:55:14] Mom died cause she stressed out that dad died

[00:55:16] Um so he gets everything

[00:55:18] Uh

[00:55:19] Marries this girl

[00:55:20] And then Yogg-Sothoth

[00:55:21] Who hasn't bothered him for the last two years

[00:55:22] Is like hey

[00:55:23] Uh

[00:55:24] King's

[00:55:25] King's rights

[00:55:26] Let me uh

[00:55:26] Let me hit your girl there

[00:55:27] Um

[00:55:29] So

[00:55:30] She has sex with an outer god

[00:55:32] Which really you know

[00:55:33] Goes well

[00:55:34] Um

[00:55:34] There was a

[00:55:35] There was a

[00:55:36] So she thinks she's just suffering from

[00:55:38] Labor pains and pregnancy issues right

[00:55:41] But then she actually

[00:55:41] Births these unholy monsters

[00:55:43] Uh there was a live-in nurse at the time

[00:55:45] That you could've uh

[00:55:46] Found out about

[00:55:47] Um

[00:55:48] She went batshit insane

[00:55:49] Seeing this thing birthed with

[00:55:52] Basically just a lump of flesh

[00:55:53] No

[00:55:54] No nothing

[00:55:55] It was just a formless sack

[00:55:56] Basically

[00:55:57] Um

[00:55:57] The other twin died

[00:55:59] Was trying to eat its twin

[00:56:00] Um

[00:56:01] He uh

[00:56:03] Basically

[00:56:03] Was compelled by

[00:56:05] Cause obviously Yogg-Sothoth is authentically

[00:56:08] And shit

[00:56:08] You know

[00:56:09] Cthulhu-y type

[00:56:10] You know

[00:56:10] Lovecraftian shit

[00:56:11] He's trying to

[00:56:13] Help his son become

[00:56:14] The bridge of the way

[00:56:16] Or something like that

[00:56:17] And so he's been trying to help form him

[00:56:20] In the many-armed image

[00:56:21] Kind of a Yogg-Sothoth aspect

[00:56:23] That he encountered

[00:56:25] So he's been paying

[00:56:27] A satanic hospital orderly

[00:56:29] To um

[00:56:30] Dispose of body parts

[00:56:32] Where he can pick them up at the dump

[00:56:34] So he's been

[00:56:35] So

[00:56:35] Slowly

[00:56:36] Building his son

[00:56:38] To take on this aspect

[00:56:40] Gotcha

[00:56:40] Um

[00:56:41] So who is the woman in the basement?

[00:56:44] He has been experimenting

[00:56:45] Uh cause he's a former doctor

[00:56:47] On ways to attach

[00:56:48] Appendages

[00:56:49] Appendages

[00:56:49] So he's been building like little um

[00:56:52] Oh what do you call them?

[00:56:53] Oh

[00:56:53] In uh

[00:56:54] In D&D

[00:56:56] And in folklore

[00:56:56] They're like these little like

[00:56:58] Bizarre creatures

[00:56:59] That you can

[00:57:00] Create

[00:57:00] As like little servants

[00:57:02] Homunculi?

[00:57:03] Correct

[00:57:03] He's been creating

[00:57:04] Like

[00:57:06] Homunculi

[00:57:06] So the woman's face

[00:57:08] Is literally a woman's face

[00:57:09] I think with two baby arms

[00:57:10] Where it's ears should be

[00:57:11] Animated body parts

[00:57:12] And it hops around

[00:57:13] On a single leg

[00:57:14] No

[00:57:15] No I thought you were gonna say

[00:57:17] It knuckles itself around

[00:57:19] It's just a head

[00:57:20] That's

[00:57:21] But the garden is really really nice

[00:57:23] Because the body parts

[00:57:24] That he ends up

[00:57:24] Fucking up

[00:57:25] Are not using

[00:57:26] They get buried in the garden

[00:57:27] Which make excellent fertilizer

[00:57:28] For the vegetables

[00:57:29] Got it

[00:57:32] Nice

[00:57:33] He was not in fact poisoning mom

[00:57:34] But you ran with that

[00:57:35] So I let that go

[00:57:36] Oh yeah

[00:57:36] He was planning on poisoning you guys

[00:57:38] Uh

[00:57:39] He wasn't gonna do it after the police called

[00:57:41] He's actually very reserved

[00:57:43] And in fact part of the way that this scenario

[00:57:45] The scenarios actually can be played over

[00:57:48] Multiple sessions

[00:57:49] With the thought that every time you come home

[00:57:52] You see Mr. Corbett doing something weird

[00:57:54] Like so I just slammed you guys all with

[00:57:56] Hey Mr. Corbett's weird

[00:57:57] You should look into him

[00:57:58] That's the whole point of the game

[00:57:59] But

[00:58:00] You can play Mr. Corbett

[00:58:01] Which is why Mr. Corbett is kind of a thing

[00:58:03] In Call of Cthulhu circles

[00:58:04] You can play Mr. Corbett over the course of like

[00:58:07] An entire campaign

[00:58:08] So like every time you come home

[00:58:10] This guy who's been giving you vegetables

[00:58:12] And is super nice

[00:58:12] And happy to look after your house

[00:58:13] Like he's doing weird shit

[00:58:15] And you're not sure why

[00:58:16] And it's like oh yeah no

[00:58:17] For 14 years

[00:58:18] His like undead

[00:58:21] Stepson of a you know elder god

[00:58:23] Is uh

[00:58:24] Grown up

[00:58:24] And uh

[00:58:25] Learning to maneuver

[00:58:26] And is gonna summon things

[00:58:29] Nice

[00:58:31] So there you go

[00:58:32] That's Mr. Corbett

[00:58:33] What was the um

[00:58:34] So what's with the

[00:58:35] Kind of like memory loss

[00:58:37] Cause he did he literally like

[00:58:39] Yogg-Sothoth keeps fucking with him

[00:58:40] And he doesn't

[00:58:41] He doesn't really know what's going on

[00:58:43] If you are

[00:58:43] Cause again mansions of madness

[00:58:45] Is kind of the idea that you're

[00:58:46] You're investigating these houses

[00:58:48] At some point

[00:58:49] When when the

[00:58:50] You're curious enough

[00:58:52] Mr. Corbett's supposed to come over

[00:58:53] And say hey I'm gonna be out of town

[00:58:54] For a week will you watch my house

[00:58:55] Which allows you to go in

[00:58:57] Freely

[00:58:57] And then you run into weird head thing lady

[00:59:00] You can visit the horrible plants

[00:59:02] Um

[00:59:02] If you eat some of the plants

[00:59:04] I don't know why you would

[00:59:05] But if you eat some of the plants

[00:59:06] You like trip balls

[00:59:07] And go to like

[00:59:08] The dreamlands or some shit

[00:59:09] Um

[00:59:10] But you're supposed to be hearing

[00:59:12] Like this crying in these voices

[00:59:13] So then when you go down

[00:59:14] And investigate

[00:59:14] The kid's hungry

[00:59:16] Um

[00:59:16] So is

[00:59:18] Is

[00:59:18] Is the son

[00:59:19] The stepson

[00:59:20] Technically an elder god

[00:59:22] No but it's some sort of aspect

[00:59:24] That as it grows

[00:59:25] Will help part the way

[00:59:26] To bring Yogg-Soth

[00:59:27] Yogg-Sothoth off to earth

[00:59:29] I getcha

[00:59:29] What's interesting is

[00:59:30] Is that if you guys had

[00:59:31] Had investigated the house

[00:59:33] And not been necessarily so combat oriented

[00:59:35] There's no

[00:59:36] He doesn't have

[00:59:37] The

[00:59:37] The child thing doesn't actually

[00:59:39] Necessarily attack you

[00:59:40] Like

[00:59:42] It's just looking for food

[00:59:43] So

[00:59:43] If he has

[00:59:45] Fed it

[00:59:46] Recently

[00:59:47] He went down there

[00:59:49] Intentionally

[00:59:49] Because he didn't feel

[00:59:50] That there was any other way

[00:59:51] To get out

[00:59:51] Other than to feed you to that thing

[00:59:53] But that was not his choice

[00:59:54] He's never murdered anybody

[00:59:55] He's never whatever

[00:59:56] He's just kind of like a

[00:59:57] A haphazard

[00:59:58] Goofy cultist

[00:59:59] Yet I still got eaten

[01:00:02] Well once you guys

[01:00:03] Once it was clear

[01:00:04] That Jeff was going to strong arm

[01:00:06] And like

[01:00:06] Fucking you know

[01:00:08] Boondock saints this son of a bitch

[01:00:10] In his backyard

[01:00:10] And whack him

[01:00:11] I was like

[01:00:12] What

[01:00:12] Sitting there what are his options

[01:00:14] No

[01:00:15] No I totally called it

[01:00:16] Outside the greenhouse

[01:00:17] We're gonna die

[01:00:18] Yeah

[01:00:19] No I

[01:00:21] No I did it

[01:00:23] I

[01:00:23] I own that

[01:00:26] But yes

[01:00:27] He would have attempted to poison you

[01:00:29] For sure

[01:00:30] And I think I gave you one more roll

[01:00:32] Than I should've

[01:00:32] Cause I think that two failed rolls

[01:00:34] You should've died to the flower

[01:00:35] Ah

[01:00:36] It's got a really cool picture

[01:00:37] That looks exact

[01:00:38] Like it's clearly a fucking ripoff

[01:00:39] Of Raiders of the Lost Ark

[01:00:40] It's actually the

[01:00:41] The small picture

[01:00:42] That's on the back here

[01:00:42] Oh yeah

[01:00:44] That's flesh melting

[01:00:44] And eyeballs bursting

[01:00:45] I'm gonna say

[01:00:46] I was gonna see

[01:00:47] The art in this book

[01:00:48] Just kills me each time

[01:00:49] There's Mr. Corbett

[01:00:51] Uh

[01:00:52] There's all the newspaper articles

[01:00:53] You didn't read

[01:00:55] Um

[01:00:56] There's the flower

[01:00:57] Mmhmm

[01:00:58] Yeah

[01:00:59] It's

[01:00:59] It's good times

[01:01:00] Uh

[01:01:01] There's also his journals

[01:01:02] You could've written

[01:01:03] But like his journals

[01:01:03] Like I don't know why

[01:01:05] I'm having so much trouble

[01:01:06] I don't remember what

[01:01:07] I don't

[01:01:08] Why am I having so much trouble

[01:01:09] Remembering things

[01:01:10] Cause he's like

[01:01:11] Subtly under the influence

[01:01:12] of Yogg-Song

[01:01:13] Interesting

[01:01:13] So he's not super violent

[01:01:15] Which is why I wanna play him

[01:01:16] As a super nice

[01:01:17] Guy

[01:01:18] Cause

[01:01:18] Other than

[01:01:19] Oh here you go

[01:01:20] Here's your butthole monster

[01:01:21] Yeah

[01:01:25] I'm confused

[01:01:26] There are better ways to go

[01:01:29] Where's the mouse

[01:01:31] It's like down here somewhere

[01:01:32] These are

[01:01:33] This kinda splits and opens up

[01:01:34] Yeah

[01:01:35] What the gravity go this way

[01:01:39] That's a lot of work

[01:01:40] Get your shit out the top

[01:01:41] Uh

[01:01:42] So there you go

[01:01:43] There's Mr. Corbett

[01:01:44] If it's okay with you

[01:01:44] I'm gonna leave this stuff here

[01:01:45] Oh god you son of a bitch

[01:01:47] Well I mean you know

[01:01:48] I can hide it under the table for you

[01:01:50] So hopefully you all enjoyed a little bit of Call of Cthulhu

[01:01:52] That was good

[01:01:54] Yeah it was fun

[01:01:55] Oh and uh

[01:01:56] There's your Tommy Tippy

[01:01:57] Thanks

[01:01:58] So that's Mr. Corbett

[01:02:04] I had fun

[01:02:05] Jeff got to burn a house down

[01:02:07] I did

[01:02:08] And beat a cultist to death with a bat

[01:02:11] Not really a cultist though

[01:02:12] Not even a good wizard

[01:02:13] I don't care

[01:02:14] It was oddly satisfying

[01:02:15] Yeah

[01:02:16] Just have

[01:02:17] I just have this image in my mind

[01:02:18] Of you walking like slow motion away from the house

[01:02:21] With a base

[01:02:21] A bloody baseball bat over your shoulder

[01:02:23] Uh as it's burning

[01:02:25] I like it

[01:02:26] And it

[01:02:27] To be very clear

[01:02:27] It's just the picture of Jeff

[01:02:29] Uh like

[01:02:30] It's not the character

[01:02:31] I think Jeff just needs that

[01:02:34] I hope you feel satisfied

[01:02:36] Where's Johnny and Jeff again?

[01:02:40] Who?

[01:02:41] Oh right yeah

[01:02:42] Uh