Cultists and Serpentfolk and drug addicts, oh my! The caverns have already shown that the cult is thick as thieves, and that their activity may sprawl much further under the city than expected. But what is that strange man transforming into?
Find out as we continue The Big Sleep, an adventure in Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos.
Starring
Cody as Cyrus, a Ghoul Barbarian
Flynn as Mr. Whimples, a Dreamlands Cat
Troy as Cassius, a Triton Paladin
Alex as Magnus, a Dragonborn Artificer
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[00:00:16] The Rancors Brothel presents... The Big Sleep, The Mythos 5e Adventure
[00:01:26] Does he scream Autobots roll out? No. Roll initiative. Alright. Let me see if I can... Yep, Cody's rolling well as normal. I should probably get some minis or at least dice out or something for anybody.
[00:01:44] You do you you had that whole tote that I had to save for you. Transform! What's everyone's initiative? Nine. Troy? Seven. Oh, we're looking real good boys. Cody? Five. Are you also a single digit? Twenty. There he is. My man. What's your dex, Troy?
[00:02:17] I'm in your damn business. Then I'll go first. I don't give a shit about that. Fourteen. Yours is almost certainly better. What's your modifier? Thirteen would be two. Two? You're the only one that sees this? The rest of you are somewhat downstairs.
[00:02:34] Cody's the only one with his head poking out. The rest of you are still in the room below you. You hear me go, ahhhh. Might hear a hiss. Alex, it's your turn. We're the guys scream Autobots roll out. You can't see anything.
[00:02:48] Like we said before and we mention this all the time. You can communicate to your friends. So if you'd like to say help or whatever it is you want to do. Help! Big rats and somebody transform me. I don't know. Lucas didn't finish the explanation. No, I did.
[00:03:01] He starts to transform. What's he transforming into? He hasn't finished transforming yet. Is he getting longer? He's a furry creature. Okay, that's important. He's getting furry. He's a furry. There are two rats. He is a furry with two rats in a room. It's a room?
[00:03:19] He's in an adjoining room. Specifically. Hmm. If you double moved. You could get to the doorway basically. You got to go upstairs as well as through the other room. What's your total movement? 30? Mm-hmm. It is 30. Yeah, so it's 15 feet up the steps.
[00:03:47] What's the door made out of that there are behind? I mean it's open now but it's It's wood. Oh, it's wood? Is it open or closed? Well it's open now. I go to the top of the stairs. I go to the top of the stairs.
[00:04:04] I cast firebolt at the one that's transforming. From the top of the stairs. If the door is open will that work or is the door closed? So if you stand at the top of the steps. Hmm. It's a 45 foot range. You got that right on the old Vargas.
[00:04:23] That should be. I think it's 60 feet range for a firebolt. Okay. Yeah, you can shoot your firebolt at it. I'm guessing a unnatural 20 hits. I hope to God that it does. Only natural 20 hits. Got it. I hit it for 13. Do I get a saving throw on this?
[00:04:43] No, it's firebolt. It's just flat damage. Fire damage actually. I don't think it works. I don't know if that affects this furry but it's on fire. Okay. He looks seemingly alright. Mildly charred. Mildly charred. It is his turn unless you have a bonus action or some kind.
[00:05:11] Not yet. I checked through all the spells I have and none of them are bonus actions unfortunately. This individual who was now completely transformed into a slightly charred wererat rushes to the cat. Meow. These other two things not wererats they're just giant rats. They're his companions.
[00:05:35] Cat, you must turn to liquid. He can't touch you. Be like water. Is there a large face? He can hide in. I just want to make sure I got this right. So he gets two attacks. He is going to one swipe with a sword that he pulls out
[00:05:53] and then he will also try to bite you. I'm gonna guess a 10 doesn't hit you. Let's try a different d20. I used that one again. So 19 hits you? Yeah. So the bite hits. Piercing damage. You're not a humanoid so you're okay on the con saving throw.
[00:06:13] Which is 3, 5 points of damage. Sure. And then how the fuck can these guys run? One of the giant rats comes at you while the other one begins running into the other room. That's gonna mess this single digit. Then it goes to Flynn. Alright.
[00:06:35] I'm going to take a swipe at the old where rats? You probably want to say it's the rats. No they just went. Oh they all went? Yeah. Why just my dex? Because I rolled the same as you on someone. 14 to hit the where rat? Huh?
[00:06:57] 14 to hit the where rat? 14 I believe has hit a where rat. What are you hitting with? My paw. Is that... What kind of damage does it do? It's probably slashing. I think it's slashing, yeah. I gotta get you some like metal claws or something. I know.
[00:07:19] That is 8 damage. Okay. And then I will burn a key point for Flurry of Blues. Does a 12 hit. Yep. Another 8 and a second bonus action attack. Does another 12 hit. Six. He didn't now. Yep, you do all that. Troy. Great. Literally did nothing.
[00:08:01] You left some scratch marks on him and he just kind of laughs. Up the trap door. Up the trap door. 15 feet up. Out the door. There's a person here, there's a person here. Up with you here. Yeah. He's sticking his head out. So it's 5, 10, 15, 20.
[00:08:21] I'm calling it. I don't want to write on it with my pen. I don't want to do it. I don't want to write on it. They put me on the other side. I'm going to throw my trident at the blue guy. Actually that's wrong. It would be this.
[00:08:37] I apologize. You can still see him though. Yeah. That probably doesn't hit. What is it? Flin has to dodge as a giant fork comes through the room. 12. 12 hits. Oh wow. He's wearing armor. It's just like a tunic of some kind. Now do you do damage because it's magic?
[00:09:01] Probably. Or is it silvered? He's aware. Why do I have no 8s? 8 damage. That one does damage. So is that thing stuck in him then? No. It comes back. Automatically? I didn't know if it was an action to call it back or how that worked.
[00:09:32] I don't think it is. I don't remember. I might want to check that out. It might be a bonus action. I do think it's a bonus action but I don't know that for sure. The returned weapon. I have this description right here for it
[00:09:46] because I'm the one who made it. This magic weapon grants a plus 1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with it and it returns the wielder's hand immediately after it is used to make a ranged attack. 9 then actually. I got you. Sorry, you said what was it again?
[00:10:04] If it's used for a ranged attack it immediately returns their hand. Does not require an action to just snaps its fingers and it's back. Then you do have a bonus action left if you have one. I don't have a bonus action. Okay. Then after you
[00:10:22] you all hear some footsteps. Wait a minute. I lied. I don't know what to do with this. I lied. I'm going to cast Compelled Duel onto the blue guy. What does that do? He challenges you to a duel. I need a wisdom save please. 15. You passed.
[00:10:48] It has pre-rolled saves? No, I rolled a 15. I didn't hear the dice roll. I rolled a 15 on the die. I'm not going to care. On a failed save the creature is drawn to you compelled by your divine command for the duration it has disadvantage
[00:11:04] on attacks against creatures other than you and must make a wisdom saving throw each time it attempts to move to a space that is more than 30 feet away from you. If it succeeds on the saving throw the spell doesn't restrict the target's movement for that turn.
[00:11:18] Oh so you're still compelled. That doesn't make any sense. I succeed. Why bother rolling? I think that's after. I think that's after the secondary roll I would guess. It's a comma and then yeah that's what I'm going to say. If you spell on me for the creature
[00:11:36] I'm going to go for it. Okay. Okay, so then that's your turn? Yes. Got you. Dropping from the ceiling in the room you're in are two more way routes. And they're going to come at you. That's a natural 20. Sorry. Oh I think it is. What's its goal?
[00:12:05] Nope. Skulls have actually I'll just do one at a time. Art 20 sided. That's what the sword attack luckily. So the sword attack he ain't afraid no ghost. So 2d6 plus 2 Come on rat king. That is 8 slashing damage to the dragonborn. So you take 8 slashing.
[00:12:30] Did you hit me with the 20? It's a natural 20. Then you do. Yeah, no that's why I gave you the damage. Natural 20 always hits. So now he will also go for the bite and that's a single digit. So you kind of nudge out of the way
[00:12:47] as he tries to bite your neck. Troy the other one will attempt to swipe at you with its sword. With a natural 1. Misses. It always misses. He stabs himself in the foot. Dies of gangrene. Horrible. And I'm going to assume that a 13 misses as well for the bite.
[00:13:11] It does. Cody your head's rage. You may now enter the room and fight things. Oh no, no, no like I am like juggernaut pushed like fucking door flies off of its hinges as I step up to tower over the top of the where rat in front of me.
[00:13:29] Right there, yeah I'll just put you there because you got to step out of the thing. Move. And then I proceed to attack it. I got claws too. Real bad if I get to bite a humanoid person by the way. You got to
[00:13:43] you can become a where rat. Sweet. Not a lifestyle I'd want to live bud. Says you. Roll to attack. That was almost a 20 it's like a 25 to hit. It still hits. D8 plus 6. 10 damage to the one in front of me. Okay. Your claws magical?
[00:14:11] No, but I assume it's just that I'll clear out the scruff. You guys got to deal with the Oh. Let me see. Oh. Let me check something. Just slashing damage? Cool. Making sure I separated one and two or two and three from the other one.
[00:14:36] Thank you for getting I think it kills my bonus action already. I don't think I can. The bonus was to rage, yeah. Yeah. You slash at it and it doesn't seem to harm the where rat whatsoever. So all the where rats need to be attacked by magical weapons.
[00:14:52] Interesting. Seems to be the case. Okay. Would you care for a sword? Well I don't have a magical sword so Oh. Good luck Troy. It's all on you. Top of the order is Alex. You have a where rat right on you. Hmm. Hmm. That was...
[00:15:16] I feel like, oh you did say where rat for some reason I'm thinking that there are four. No, these were where rats. There are three where rats and two giant rats. Yeah, okay. I thought there were four giant rats and you're right Flynn.
[00:15:30] I must have not been paying attention to the setup. Silly me. As the one that's right on top of me been hit already? The pink one? No. I mean he hit him. He has been hit. He's taking no damage. I'm just in with a fire bolt.
[00:15:55] You are directly in melee so I believe that's a disadvantage. I redirect my target to the random one standing over there without a... Which one? Aim for the rat that's not being occupied. This rat? Yeah, fire on a where rat.
[00:16:15] We're the only two that are going to be able to do damage to the where rats. This one took damage earlier from him. Then I'll try and go for the blue one I'll hit the blue one. It is trying to eat your cat friend.
[00:16:27] That's all, I'll go for the blue one. The spell or I can't hit the cantrip, isn't it? It is a cantrip. Yeah, you're fine. What's the... did you hit? You said it was... 12 to hit? What did you roll? 12.
[00:16:49] You tell me what you rolled, I'll tell you if it hits. You tell me what I need to hit and then that's when I'm going to roll. I just told you what I rolled. 14. Wait, with a fire bolt? I got a d10
[00:17:10] and then my attack bonus is a 6. A damage bonus is a 6. It's just straight d10. You don't get damage bonus to cantrips. I should have 6 less damage from earlier. Crack you smoking! I would have missed it too if you had gone with a slightly smaller number.
[00:17:26] So what you're saying is I'm owed 6 damage and what was the total without the 6? 8. It would be the 14 minus the 6. Is this the correct answer? He hit me for... I don't even know how much he hit me for. So at this point you have been hit for 13 damage.
[00:17:44] From you total? No, 15 damage. It's 15 because 8 plus 7 is 15. You hit me for 8, right? Yes. 9. Blue has been hit for 15 damage. So really it's still here. Okay, cool. For now. It does some damage. I'm going to blast it again until it falls over. Bonus action? Not yet.
[00:18:14] Otherwise I'd be hitting you with another fire bolt. It goes to the where at. So I'm not compelled to you? No. Then he will once again try to swipe at the cat with a sword. I mixed up the tag modifier. That's...
[00:18:30] It could be pretty dope if you got that damage though. It would. It's an 18 on the die so that's probably going to hit you, right? Yep. That's a D. 6 plus 2. That's 6 slashing. Okay. And then he will once again try to bite you. Because that's what he did.
[00:18:54] That's a single digit on the die so it will probably not hit you. On the bite. This guy... Move in here. Attack of opportunity for a cat meat? He was a... I left the square away from you. Actually in fairness it would because he did pass.
[00:19:16] He would have to pass through you to go through the door. You're right. Suck my cat dick. Suck my Barb dick. Pyaaaw! 24. I like the idea. I just like that you fight Yoda in attack of the clones. Like you're just sitting there. That is 6 damage.
[00:19:38] You backflip as he goes by and slashes him. It looks so bad. But it's still up. You'd think you'd have an advantage being a cat against a rat. Well it's a rat of an unusual size. Like if you...
[00:19:56] If this were a game of numbers he would be almost dead. If only. But it will attempt to... I believe it's a bite action for these guys. The Dragonborn. That's a 2 on the die so it's gonna miss. The other one will attempt to bite the cat.
[00:20:18] He'll just stay there. That's an 11 on the die. That's a... What's this 2 hit? It's a 15 total. So doubt there's... Yeah. So both rats miss then goes to you. I will attack the rat next to me. Rat next to me. That is a 21. 6 damage.
[00:20:54] You have 2 rats that are mostly dead. Bonus action hitting that 1 rat again next to me. 16. And 8 damage. That rat kills over. Spray its guts across the floor. Without your bonus action right? Yup. Okay. I'm assuming you're not gonna move to get the apatac. Nope. I want that.
[00:21:20] I'm going to call upon my thunderous mate. I'm gonna do this correctly this time. Yep. I don't remember anything that you did wrong. You told him what he did wrong. I literally just listened to this. You told him what he did wrong. You made him reread it.
[00:21:38] He half land. Confirmation? Confirmation. It's an at 20. An at 20! Does that mean I do double damage even on the smite? Yes. Double damage plus your... You're totally throwing at that blue guy right? Well they're all way rats. Pick one. I'm doing the pink guy right next to me.
[00:22:02] I never made you happy. I can't hit that guy. You've hit him before? I did. I hit the blue one. He hit the pink one. I have to do a melee attack. For... For smite. 13 damage? That's the total? No.
[00:22:22] It's gonna say double that. Make sure you double it. Is it doubled or double rolled? We usually do two rolls. That's the way we've always done it. Roll two dice, add the modifier plus whatever the smite is. Which is also doubled. GIGAHHHH! That's not great. So it's 21... Uh...
[00:22:42] Piercing damage? Does that matter? It does because it's magical for you. Yeah, and then... 11... Thunder damage. He is on his last leg. Son of a... I need you to make a strength saving throw. I thought there was a critical effect. It's an 18 on the die. You're an asshole.
[00:23:10] You can confirm if you need to get a look at it. You're still an asshole. Rolling a good number that is correct doesn't make you... Rolling a good number that is correct doesn't make you... Rolling a good number that is correct doesn't make you... Not an asshole.
[00:23:22] I'm surrounded by assholes. We ain't found shit! Anything else? No, that's my bonus action reaction. Okay... Then it goes to the other two wear rats. One... This one will turn to the ghoul. That's silly. And swipe. 16... Modified 20 on a sword hit? I think it does.
[00:23:54] You don't know me. Shit damage. It's only three slashing. You mean one slash? Just one slashing for you. And then he will attempt to bite you. Fucking three on the die. The other one will once again try to slash the triton. That's a nine... Nope. 13 misses. Bite.
[00:24:27] That's a four on the die. That's die is retired. Then it goes to Cody. Tears throwed out. Moving around him. Well I can't hit him so might as well hit his friend. You can't hit him. I will swing on the big rat. That's a 23 to hit. Definitely hits.
[00:24:53] That's about the worst I can roll. Seven damage. It only had one hit point left. Anything else? Not wrong. That actually is an excellent... That's actually an excellent call. It would be a full attack action to do that, right? Grapple? It's an attack action. You tell me.
[00:25:17] It would be an attack action to grapple. He had multiple attacks though. He has multiple... like melee attacks I believe. I believe grapple is its own action. If you're able to make multiple attacks with the attack action, this attack replaces one of them. Okay.
[00:25:33] You may attempt to grapple. M plus mark. No, Jeff and I talk about that because I can absolutely grapple and then beat the shit out of the thing that I'm holding if I want to. I just haven't gotten that far yet. So I'm going to roll an athletics
[00:25:51] against your athletics or acrobatics I believe. Oh yeah, it's real high. I'm not fucking holding my dog shit but still pretty good. What's athletics based on? Strength. Strength. Roll that beautiful bean footage. It's a six. I got you. I rolled a four. Per's Hall was 12.
[00:26:15] You got a bonus to zero on my part. So... So the where at is then grapple. It doesn't mean I can't attack you, but that's fine. I assume those are your actions? I assume those are your actions. I'm going to go with the first one. Your actions?
[00:26:35] Uh, yep. I'm just going to grab that one and hold him in front of the train. Oh, we'll rub a side on her. All right. Speaking of which it is Alex's turn. Unless you have a bonus you want to use. I don't think you do. Hold on.
[00:26:53] I'm going to move him away from you. So I reach around with one paw and rather than swiping at him I just grab him by the throat pull him into my chest and just take a step back with him. Because I still have...
[00:27:07] Back would be a wall so you can go that way. Oh yeah, no, I'm going to drag him. Yup. And I just turn and like hold him up towards you. As soon as I vaporize his other friend I'll be back for him. It is your turn Alex.
[00:27:25] Because I do believe you get a bonus because he's... I do believe if anyone attacks the grapple yeah you're going to get advantage. So it's more statistically likely you're going to hit him. I am attacking the one that I've been attacking the blue one. That is 14. Hits.
[00:27:41] You still using fireball? If it ain't broke. No, you're not wrong. Nine. Nine dommage. Okay. He's still up. Level three I'll give you the bonus actions but until that time... Okay. Then it goes to Miss Kitty. I'm out of shit I can hit. I mean you can disengage
[00:28:09] to get away from the way route if you needed to. Yeah. That's true. You don't have any... You don't have any spell like abilities do you? No. Other than going into the dreamlands when you go to sleep. Yeah. I will disengage
[00:28:27] and go back down to the trap door. Alright. I'm going to say you're down inside the other room at this point. Mostly. Yeah. You're below the trap door. The trap door is open but you are below the trap door. On the stairs somewhere. Um...
[00:28:49] But you don't have anything to heal yourself with do you? No. I think I asked you this last time. Nope. Then from you... Great. Interesting thing is using your bonus action to make an attack but it's not without the modifier? Yes. You have to have two weapon fighting.
[00:29:11] That's what I'm doing. Well, if you have a light or finesse weapon it's two weapon fighting. So it depends on what you're using. Let's just look at this. This specifically says for two weapon fighting you add your ability modifier to the second attack.
[00:29:27] You don't add your ability modifier to the next attack. That's the fighting style. Yeah. So if he takes that he gets his modifier for the bonus action. Oh, are you talking about the fighting style? Because I'm looking at general rules. Right. So that's what I'm saying.
[00:29:45] I don't know if there's a difference between the two weapon fighting fighting style and two weapon fighting in general. I think two weapon fighting is just something you can do. Correct. So it's dual wielding, not two weapon fighting. Dual wielding is different. No, it's just two weapon fighting.
[00:30:01] No, it's on page 195. I copied it out of the book because I don't have the book beside me. So you're just piss poor right in on their part then. For calling some two different things the same title. It is your turn to write.
[00:30:13] I know you're trying to figure it out. Yeah. It doesn't matter because they're not like weapons. Go fuck myself. Yeah, just say I don't think that it's one I would 12 hits right. Yes, 12 does it 14 damage. No, that one that's enough to drop that one.
[00:30:37] That's the one you've been hitting on right. There is enough to drop that one. Move me to the blue guy. Yeah. I'll just let you go on that one to you. One towards you. Okay. Else. Nope. I guess I can still cast it.
[00:31:02] How many are you supposed to get again? Should be a sheet on your character sheet somewhere that has that information. Or the box in your level. Charisma plus half my level. So one plus it's four right. Okay, yeah I'm going to compel do along him again.
[00:31:28] Okay, that was a wisdom save you said. I believe so. Yes. That's a natural one. He is compelled to I guess come after you specifically. Correct? Yeah. Cool. Mechanically it does nothing else to me other than the fact that I have to fight you first, right? Correct. Right.
[00:31:59] Then it goes to Cody. No, sorry it goes to the where at you're holding who will still attempt to hurt you. It's incapacity. No, you can still attack on a grapple. I'm pretty sure. Yep. We've always done. We haven't played that way.
[00:32:30] Oh no wait sorry I was reading a different line. The condition ends if the grappler is incapacitated not the grapple doesn't. Does a 22 hit you? It hits me, what are you doing? Down. You just said earlier I got a 17 which I think hits you.
[00:32:49] Jesus the second time I rolled fucking three damage for slashing against you. Ha ha ha. You will attempt to bite you in the hand. I would argue you should get disadvantage but I don't know why no. That is another 20 to hit. Bite me you bitch.
[00:33:07] You are technically humanoid, right? That is three piercing from the bite. I need a constitution saving throw. Now you think there'd be more to grapple than just it can't move.
[00:33:23] I could use a, I can make a strength check to get out of it or I can attack you. That's all grapple does. Is it a magical or non-magical disease? Doesn't specify. I am immune to non-magical diseases.
[00:33:42] Well it turns you into a wear rat so I would say that's pretty fucking magical. I don't know. You tell me. Wear rat lycanthropy. Like conthropy? Lycanthropy. I got there the third time. Lycanthropy. You got there. Perhaps that's the British pronunciation. Lycanthropy. Which role?
[00:34:10] What are you rolling twice? Because I'm in near to disease so if it's magical I only get advantage. That is a curse not a disease. There you go, there's your five. I don't know what it rolled. It's a 16.
[00:34:32] So you did well but it is a curse not a disease. Well that's why I asked if it was a non-magical disease and you said it's pretty fucking magical. So I rolled advantage on the magical disease. I didn't consider the word disease when you asked.
[00:34:44] Right, you didn't consider half the shit I said. Whether or not it was magical. You just didn't listen. It's a magical curse. What a revelation. Because I'm dead. You just don't hurt me. That makes sense. It's one of the benefits of being a ghoul.
[00:35:02] It is your turn though. Is somebody going to attack him on the next turn? I assume he will. Are you going for the blue one now? The blue one is now compelled to fight him. I will go after the pink one. You're just gonna keep firebolting him right?
[00:35:22] If it works. Then I won't bother shoving him. I'm just gonna proceed to thematically beat his head against the wall right there. It's fine. It doesn't do anything but I just like to go DUNK BREAK RAT And just slamming the fuck out of this guy against the wall.
[00:35:38] BREAK RAT NECK Yeah, that's the less destructive thing I can do and I don't want to hit you. The thing we have to remember though is I do get advantage on shoving these fuckers around too so I can throw them.
[00:35:52] You can go. If he's not gonna do anything else to it. No I can't do any damage to him. If it was Troy I would throw him on the ground so Troy could get advantage on his attack. You said I'd get advantage while he's grappled. I don't know.
[00:36:04] I don't think so but Troy said it so I'll trust Troy. So technically you don't have to attack me. It says it's drawn to me compelled but it doesn't actually... Well you're the closest thing to it anyway.
[00:36:20] I think the key is it has disadvantage on attacks to anybody else. Yeah, what page is grappled on? Dmg 195. It's not relevant because it was a nat 20 but I wanted to know for a minute. Whether or not he had advantage if you're grappled on an attack.
[00:36:38] I don't think so. Because you're not incapacitated. You're just held. It's under conditions and it does not specify. Okay, I just so if a nat 20 hits, go ahead and double roll instead of just one damage die. Roll two damage die.
[00:36:54] Add your modifier once which you don't have a modifier for this one anyway. I do not cantrip. It's just double roll. Roll your die twice. Seven and six. 13. 13 damage. The first time that one's been hit. Zap zap for real damage. Instead of imaginary damage. Yeah. Anything else?
[00:37:19] Not yet. Surely you have other bonus actions. Apparently not. We kind of discussed it last time. You don't have a bonus leveled spell? You just did a cantrip so you said right. I just used a cantrip. So you can use a leveled spell.
[00:37:37] My leveled spell as a bonus action. The two leveled spells I have currently are Tosh's caustic brew and care wounds. So the only one who I could use care wounds on is self and it's not a bonus last time I checked.
[00:37:53] If it doesn't say bonus in the title then it doesn't matter. Then from you, the blue wear rat will go. Slashy slashy. Chokey chokey. There was water do you think I can drown a rat? A rat? Is that a 1 or a 7? It doesn't matter. It has a 7.
[00:38:19] So the sword misses, the bite. Ooh it's a 16 on the die. Flynn did run downstairs on the dice. That's a modified 20 on the bite. Close the door. Doesn't do a lot of damage but I'll need you to make a con saving throw. Con! That's a 4.
[00:38:39] 6 damage. I have rolled max damage. 6 piercing. And a con saving throw. I'll be cast! I fucking hate likeanthropy. I'm not one of those furries like Lucas or Troy. Who's now a furry? Am I rolling? Con. 10. This would have game of numbers. You would have missed it by 1. Awesome.
[00:39:09] You are cursed, Seth. 3 curses. You get kind of a jolt from this bite and you're not entirely sure what's going on. But if I kill the one that bit me then I get cured right? I believe that is a film. And it's a terrible plot point.
[00:39:29] It goes to Flynn. Who is hanging out down there in the... Just looking at his butthole. Ammo wounds. This is Ammo. The hide that everybody else fights. Troy. He has been rendered useless.
[00:39:45] Yeah, when I saw this room I was like, oh I wonder if they'll go in here. Where the rules for trip attack? That's what I was thinking about. You absolutely should tangle up people's legs and trip them.
[00:39:55] Because you would get advantage on the attack because they would be prone. Yeah. That's some cool monk shit you should do at some point. 10 damage. That's enough to drop him. Anything else? I don't think so. I cut it off. It didn't spread anywhere else. Squeeze the curse out.
[00:40:17] Can you be able to cure yourself in a couple more levels? I don't think so. We're going to have to read about Lycanthorpea because I don't know those rules off the top of my head. So might be a good thing to look into while we move forward.
[00:40:29] Cody is holding somebody by the throat, slamming him against the wall. Alex it is your turn. Immune to disease. 11 misses. We forgot it's a curse. Even though I'm pretty sure it's a disease. Then the... Actually I skipped ahead that where it should have gone. But that's okay.
[00:40:55] Good fucking luck Chuck. That's a single digit. That's a 12. I don't think that misses. I laugh and proceed to bash its face on the wall some more. So then he would have gone. He missed his shot. So back to Troy. You're going to stab this one I'm holding?
[00:41:17] Yeah. He attacked, he missed. Lucas was going out of order. I accidentally went out of order. I just kind of backtracked on my... to do my attack. So I should have gone before him. But he went before me. So it didn't matter. I missed.
[00:41:35] That is rolled perfectly out there. He's only been hit for 13 so far. Fuck. I need about 30 I think. So that's... I have 13. Double damage was 13. I rolled a 1. I mean he's hurt. Divine Smite. Power of God compels you. No we're doing this wrong again? No.
[00:42:09] I'm just going to go for a more... That one's a crime. When you hit a creature with a melee attack you can expend 1 Paladin Spell Slot to deal radiant damage to the target. In addition to the weapons damage. I assumed you threw your Trident because he didn't move.
[00:42:23] Oh, I... I didn't mean to move. Okay. If you can backtrack to attack... Yeah I had. If you... More! Go ahead. Yeah. You give him the old power of Christ. So that should have doubled though right? The Smite should have doubled too right?
[00:42:47] Because that's what we did earlier. You called it first and then... Well but that... I mean I don't know. That was a specific attack. That was a bonus action to add to the melee. Gotcha. So that I can see double. So this won't double. Probably just because it's...
[00:43:07] It's more likely you kill it but that's probably not really... Fair. Another 13. Ooh! Did you ever play Simpsons Backyard Wrestling? It's just dangling my thread. Literally a thread. It's radiant, is that make a difference? No. It doesn't have any... It has immunity, nothing else.
[00:43:29] It does go back to Alex. Alex if you can hit it you can kill it. Just... Just tap up into your fire breath. Then I would hit you... Yeah. You could stand on the diagonal next to that. No, no, it's a cone.
[00:43:45] You start to breathe out and I'll just lean his head over to the side. Just roll the time. Just hit the fucking thing. I don't care what you hit it with. Lucas has already skipped like three people's turns to let your turn go. The hit hits.
[00:44:01] That's one hit point. Well, it got hit for ten. It is double dead. Everything is dead. This was... As soon as I saw this I thought, oh I hope they go here. And then I remembered that you guys look in every nook and cranny.
[00:44:21] So it's like this will be a fun battle. Because this will be the first one where pretty much nobody can do anything. So... You took a whole how many hit points worth of damage? I think I'm down two.
[00:44:31] I didn't say I was going to hit but nobody else can really do damage. It is a curse, by the way. I think you become immune to cursing at some point. I'll check the bodies. I don't know how long it takes to change or...
[00:44:45] I would argue it's a disease. What do I know? Le bortes. Vampirism. Which is interesting. That one is a disease and one is a curse. Because... Once... Once a bloodborne disease. And the others, you know. A dark souls disease.