Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 11

[00:00:16] Angors Brothel presents The Big Sleep Mythos 5e Adventure.

[00:01:25] Do they have anything on them? Good question.

[00:01:29] Any magical items?

[00:01:33] Lucas has gotten to the point where he's just playing for himself.

[00:01:36] The main guy is carrying a small purse, holding 13 gold pieces.

[00:01:43] Add it!

[00:01:44] As well as one violet garnet worth about 110 gold pieces.

[00:01:49] Money, money, money!

[00:01:50] That is the only thing you see on any of these things.

[00:01:53] They have swords.

[00:01:55] They are also not wearing green tunics.

[00:01:59] Interesting.

[00:02:00] Does this other room have another door? Like most houses do?

[00:02:04] It looks as though it looks...

[00:02:07] I cannot talk, I'm sorry.

[00:02:08] It looks as if it is the front door to the home.

[00:02:11] Good thing that this is an audio podcast where your voice is important.

[00:02:16] I know.

[00:02:17] Tripping over my words.

[00:02:19] Is there a second floor?

[00:02:20] This house looks almost...

[00:02:21] This house looks completely abandoned.

[00:02:23] There is a second floor, but it is caved in.

[00:02:26] So you actually can't get up there.

[00:02:28] The house is dilapidated, falling apart, and completely abandoned.

[00:02:31] It appears to just be a hideout for these individuals at this point.

[00:02:34] I don't think they know that this is here.

[00:02:37] Yeah, probably not.

[00:02:38] Alright.

[00:02:40] If we open the front door, do we see roughly where we're at in the city?

[00:02:46] You do, but since you're not from here, you wouldn't exactly know what district you're in.

[00:02:50] In fairness.

[00:02:51] Nothing familiar.

[00:02:52] It's kind of slummy.

[00:02:54] I mean, it's...

[00:02:55] You look left and right, and it looks a bit like the east side of Indianapolis.

[00:03:00] Oof.

[00:03:00] Everything's boarded up.

[00:03:02] It's got graffiti on it.

[00:03:04] Gunshots down the lane.

[00:03:06] It's bad.

[00:03:07] Hey, your gun!

[00:03:10] I definitely need to make that.

[00:03:13] Well, we have a second house now.

[00:03:17] Building a real estate portfolio.

[00:03:19] Roof's got some holes in it.

[00:03:20] It's a fixer-upper.

[00:03:22] Quick flip.

[00:03:23] It's a fixer-upper.

[00:03:24] Quaint fixer-upper.

[00:03:26] In an up-and-coming historic neighborhood.

[00:03:29] Yes, indeed.

[00:03:31] Indianapolis market price, 485 grand.

[00:03:34] Absolutely it is.

[00:03:34] Of course.

[00:03:35] What's your hit points?

[00:03:36] Six.

[00:03:39] I'm out of rages, so resting may not be a terrible guy.

[00:03:41] Yeah, they each had 40 hit points.

[00:03:43] They were literally immune to anything that was non-magical.

[00:03:46] Yeah, anything that was not magical.

[00:03:48] Yeah.

[00:03:49] It's bludgeoning, piercing, slashing, literally everything.

[00:03:52] So like when you were hitting them and I was like, okay, cool.

[00:03:54] Yep.

[00:03:54] I kept looking at him and he was laughing.

[00:03:56] I was like, yep, all that damage.

[00:03:58] Sounds good.

[00:03:58] Immune to non-magical, non-silver.

[00:03:59] I wish you had narrated it to be fair.

[00:04:01] Because then I would have hit someone else.

[00:04:02] You just kept going.

[00:04:03] Hey, silver tip your claws.

[00:04:05] It'd be good.

[00:04:06] I can't, yeah.

[00:04:07] I got big fun of when I silver tipped stuff.

[00:04:10] I silvered my scimitars and everybody laughed at me.

[00:04:12] Well, that's gay.

[00:04:12] And then we fought ghosts.

[00:04:15] And it was fine because we fought ghosts.

[00:04:19] As soon as we get to a foundry or some sort of smithing location.

[00:04:23] You got a lot of silver you can melt down.

[00:04:25] I will make all kinds of fun stuff.

[00:04:27] A lot of hamulets.

[00:04:27] Is there a kebab stand on the corner?

[00:04:30] No.

[00:04:32] No.

[00:04:33] It's just a super slummy area.

[00:04:35] Shawarma.

[00:04:36] There's really not much.

[00:04:36] Taco truck.

[00:04:37] Oh, taco truck.

[00:04:41] Wings.

[00:04:43] Friendly's wings.

[00:04:44] Friendly's wings.

[00:04:44] Flynn, have you had friendly's wings?

[00:04:45] No.

[00:04:46] Okay, Flynn.

[00:04:47] You come up here.

[00:04:47] I will buy you friendly's wings.

[00:04:48] We'll go get friendly's wings.

[00:04:52] That's all you see.

[00:04:54] Alright.

[00:04:55] So we...

[00:04:56] You can back drag and go back down on the top.

[00:04:57] Yeah, go back down.

[00:04:58] There's no other ropes.

[00:04:58] Are we gonna rest?

[00:04:59] No.

[00:05:01] You...

[00:05:01] If you wanted to rest here, you can.

[00:05:03] Just do a short.

[00:05:05] Shorty?

[00:05:05] If you need to do a short just to get some...

[00:05:07] Can you get rages back on a shorty?

[00:05:09] I don't think so.

[00:05:10] No.

[00:05:11] And you don't...

[00:05:12] Well, you didn't use any spell slots, so you're good.

[00:05:13] Or I'm just saying...

[00:05:15] Are you a short rest spell slots?

[00:05:16] No.

[00:05:17] Narratively, we haven't rested yet, and I don't know if that matters or not.

[00:05:20] Narratively, you did to level up.

[00:05:23] Yeah.

[00:05:23] We rested before...

[00:05:24] Yeah.

[00:05:24] Before we...

[00:05:25] You...

[00:05:26] You had to rest to level up, per the rules of 5e.

[00:05:29] So you guys rested 8 hours.

[00:05:30] But I think...

[00:05:31] I think...

[00:05:32] Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to infuse items, because it takes a long rest.

[00:05:35] Yeah.

[00:05:35] I think a long rest would be...

[00:05:37] Worth it.

[00:05:38] You get your rages back.

[00:05:39] I get my spells back.

[00:05:40] We get healed.

[00:05:41] I feel if everybody's healed.

[00:05:42] Yeah.

[00:05:42] You can take 8 hours.

[00:05:44] You don't have to take watches.

[00:05:45] You guys are in an abandoned house that...

[00:05:46] No, we're looking for shawarma.

[00:05:48] That's what got us on this.

[00:05:49] Where are my wings?

[00:05:51] Nothing.

[00:05:52] No wings.

[00:05:53] This is bullshit.

[00:05:53] I know I want fucking wings.

[00:05:55] Me too, dude.

[00:05:56] I eat the rats.

[00:05:58] I had Subway for dinner, and now I want wings.

[00:06:01] Tiny one wingy.

[00:06:02] That is the one thing that blows about Zionsville.

[00:06:05] Nothing's really open after 10 o'clock.

[00:06:07] Yeah.

[00:06:07] Browns are the same way.

[00:06:09] I mean, it's most places these days.

[00:06:11] Yeah.

[00:06:11] Even Indy is...

[00:06:12] Things aren't open as late as they used to be.

[00:06:14] Taco Bell, I think, is the only place that's still open late.

[00:06:16] Yeah.

[00:06:17] I mean, B-dubs is open late, but...

[00:06:19] Yeah.

[00:06:20] It's too expensive for what you get.

[00:06:22] You pay $18 there and get six wings, or you can pay $20 at Friendly's.

[00:06:25] That's not all true.

[00:06:28] B-dubs, we've Charlie.

[00:06:29] Well, if you doordash and bust a tip and everything...

[00:06:32] Well, don't doordash.

[00:06:32] That's stupid.

[00:06:35] Always doordash.

[00:06:35] I don't like to go outside.

[00:06:37] I never doordash.

[00:06:37] I'm never doing food delivery ever again.

[00:06:40] Unless it's a pizza place.

[00:06:42] It's even then.

[00:06:43] Screw your delivery fees.

[00:06:45] It is ridiculous.

[00:06:46] It is ridiculous.

[00:06:48] You...

[00:06:48] You all rest.

[00:06:50] Shut the mirror up.

[00:06:50] They ate off of that.

[00:06:51] That's not a full plate.

[00:06:53] No.

[00:06:53] You all rest.

[00:06:55] Get all your shit back.

[00:07:00] What's that?

[00:07:01] Triton probably has some really strange dreams about moonlight.

[00:07:07] Wakes up a little sweaty.

[00:07:09] Oh, it's okay.

[00:07:12] Bullcrog.

[00:07:12] Yeah.

[00:07:13] You guys may go back down into the tunnel if you wish.

[00:07:17] Yep.

[00:07:18] The tunnel you were on forked, so then your new direction is directly left.

[00:07:25] Left?

[00:07:25] Which is the direction you wish to go.

[00:07:27] Otherwise, you will go back to the first cabin.

[00:07:30] To those who've come before us, we salute you, Josh.

[00:07:32] Just don't come after us.

[00:07:36] As you continue around this curve, you notice a gleaming light at the end.

[00:07:45] Did you throw another stone?

[00:07:48] You're laying.

[00:07:48] Go towards the light.

[00:07:50] Let's do it.

[00:07:51] I...

[00:07:52] No, I asked if you did.

[00:07:52] It's already glowing down there.

[00:07:54] No, I did not.

[00:07:56] I can make a sound stone and attract attention to it.

[00:08:01] We do that well enough.

[00:08:04] Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.

[00:08:06] Our ghoul is not subtle.

[00:08:09] It doesn't have to be subtle.

[00:08:10] It just has to be...

[00:08:12] Effective.

[00:08:12] Effective, yeah.

[00:08:15] I presume you go...

[00:08:17] It's the only direction you can go, so I presume you continue down.

[00:08:20] Are you guys going at a standard pace?

[00:08:24] Are you stealthing?

[00:08:25] What's the plan?

[00:08:26] I'll go stealthily and look for traps.

[00:08:28] I do love the idea that Flynn can't trip pressure plates and also probably slinks under most trip wires.

[00:08:35] And you're just getting blown up behind me.

[00:08:36] I was going to make you slide down the fucking thing if you hit it, so...

[00:08:39] 15, stealth.

[00:08:41] Okay.

[00:08:42] And then should I make a perception?

[00:08:45] Um...

[00:08:45] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[00:08:50] You can make a perception check, sure.

[00:08:53] It is a 13.

[00:08:54] You can paint...

[00:08:56] Uh, you peek in.

[00:08:58] Peek?

[00:08:59] Is it a doorway?

[00:09:00] What is it?

[00:09:01] No, it's just an open door frame.

[00:09:02] Okay.

[00:09:03] Like a wooden door.

[00:09:03] I mean, you're underground, so it's like...

[00:09:05] It's like a stargate.

[00:09:06] Wood beams.

[00:09:10] Um...

[00:09:10] What you see is a massive chamber containing a massive crystal stands in the center of this chamber.

[00:09:24] Glimmering blue, violet, and green in the torchlight.

[00:09:27] Embedded within the crystal is an umber-furred humanoid beast.

[00:09:33] Dog-faced and long-armed.

[00:09:36] Dog-faced.

[00:09:38] Uh...

[00:09:38] Friend.

[00:09:39] It shows no signs of life.

[00:09:41] Not even breathing.

[00:09:43] Yet, it appears to be asleep rather than dead.

[00:09:46] You see a green-robed figure prostrate before the imprisoned beast.

[00:09:53] Fucking furries.

[00:09:55] They really are.

[00:09:55] If that's a fucking werewolf, I'm leaving.

[00:09:57] Kevin.

[00:10:01] Oh, can I...

[00:10:02] Can you double-stack a lycanthropy?

[00:10:04] Can I be a...

[00:10:04] A were-rat...

[00:10:06] Wolf...

[00:10:06] Wolf-fish-man?

[00:10:07] Wolf-frat?

[00:10:08] Wolf-frat-fish-man?

[00:10:09] I think your heart just stops.

[00:10:10] I don't know about it.

[00:10:12] That's...

[00:10:14] He transforms and you get like the ass of a fist.

[00:10:16] You can't get both in Skyrim.

[00:10:17] You can't get vampires and man-like an lycanthropy, I don't think, in Skyrim, can you?

[00:10:21] Except for in that really bad movie.

[00:10:23] You get the ass of a dog, the face of a rat, and their gills, and you just keel over and die, just can't breathe.

[00:10:28] We're not playing Skyrim.

[00:10:28] There is a quest to cure it, if you have to do that.

[00:10:31] I did have to get cured.

[00:10:33] Um...

[00:10:35] Don't get cured.

[00:10:38] Don't get got.

[00:10:39] So there's one guy...

[00:10:40] You also see four other cultists.

[00:10:47] Two of them are kneeling, two of them are standing.

[00:10:50] All five of these individuals are facing the giant crystal.

[00:10:56] Remember when we talked about that, uh, like, uh, machine gun crossbow?

[00:11:01] I think a couple bombs on that.

[00:11:05] Apparently the cannoneer can make auto turrets.

[00:11:13] Okay.

[00:11:13] This guy's name from Overwatch Torbjorn?

[00:11:17] Yeah.

[00:11:17] That's what you see.

[00:11:19] All right.

[00:11:19] Um, I will slink back and relay this to my compatriots.

[00:11:26] Now...

[00:11:26] You've been informed.

[00:11:28] There are five things and a creature embedded in crystal.

[00:11:31] How big is the chamber?

[00:11:32] It's pretty large.

[00:11:35] Uh...

[00:11:35] There's only four enemies?

[00:11:37] One, two, three, four, we got this.

[00:11:38] There are five cultists and one thing inside of the crystal.

[00:11:43] Is what he...

[00:11:45] Oh, okay.

[00:11:45] But the thing inside of the crystal is clearly a ghoul.

[00:11:50] He's standing in crystal.

[00:11:51] There's no way he's getting out of that.

[00:11:53] He's a friend.

[00:11:54] He's in prison, so we free him.

[00:11:56] He's a friend.

[00:11:56] Um, again, it's not a perfect circle, but it's roughly 30 by 30.

[00:11:58] It definitely won't be stage two in the fight.

[00:12:00] We let him out and then we have to kill him too.

[00:12:02] And there is another exit on directly across from you on the other side.

[00:12:06] Okay.

[00:12:09] Um...

[00:12:09] Distraction stone?

[00:12:11] Distraction stone.

[00:12:12] Pocket sand.

[00:12:17] I mean, ambush is not really our style, but we could try.

[00:12:21] We could try.

[00:12:22] I mean, I'm stealthing.

[00:12:25] Yeah.

[00:12:25] Everyone else would also have the stealth, you know, to get there.

[00:12:29] They're distracted by the sound.

[00:12:31] Yeah.

[00:12:32] And I think some of you are...

[00:12:34] Are you wearing heavy?

[00:12:36] No, you're not wearing heavy armor.

[00:12:37] Does anybody have armor?

[00:12:40] Uh...

[00:12:40] Negative?

[00:12:42] The ghoul beats his chest.

[00:12:45] Shh.

[00:12:45] What's armor?

[00:12:47] Do you have anything, uh, AOE and explodey?

[00:12:53] He's got cure wounds.

[00:12:56] Uh, let's see.

[00:12:57] I got the caustic...

[00:12:59] Tasha's caustic brew.

[00:13:01] I haven't been able to make anything cool yet.

[00:13:03] He hasn't let me.

[00:13:04] That's what you're supposed to do with the eight hour rest.

[00:13:05] Level three, buddy.

[00:13:06] Level three.

[00:13:08] Uh, let's see.

[00:13:09] I got Tasha's caustic brew.

[00:13:10] I got my fire breath.

[00:13:12] Um, I haven't been able to make gunpowder yet, so I can't make grenades or anything like

[00:13:17] that, which was around during the Revolutionary War.

[00:13:20] Flynn can...

[00:13:21] Flynn can meow, herd them, bring them back in, and run under your legs, and they run right

[00:13:27] into fire breath.

[00:13:29] It does hit for a lot.

[00:13:33] Just bunch them all together.

[00:13:35] The way this is drawn...

[00:13:37] Yeah, I don't have any of the fun tools yet.

[00:13:39] Is that really how that's drawn?

[00:13:40] Yeah.

[00:13:40] I mean, we're still low level.

[00:13:41] Just go ahead and kick their asses.

[00:13:45] Yeah, the way this is drawn, these tunnels are not very wide.

[00:13:49] Like, it's only showing one square, so it's...

[00:13:51] I assume it's a five foot wide tunnel.

[00:13:54] So it's narrow as shit.

[00:13:55] You say you could literally stack them up and do that if you wanted to, but...

[00:13:59] Are there any, um, any of the cultists wearing gold amulets?

[00:14:03] Not that you can see from here.

[00:14:05] Okay.

[00:14:07] I mean, they're almost 20 feet away from you.

[00:14:12] 15 to 20 feet away from you.

[00:14:14] I'm gonna sneak up.

[00:14:16] Sneaking.

[00:14:17] Sneak into the room?

[00:14:18] Sneaking, sneaking.

[00:14:20] I mean, you've already rolled that, so I'll let you sneak in.

[00:14:25] Sneaking, sneaking.

[00:14:26] Where are you going?

[00:14:28] To the group of people.

[00:14:30] They're not grouped.

[00:14:32] They're kind of around this,

[00:14:36] kind of half-circled around this giant crystal at the center.

[00:14:41] One of which is laying down in front of it, kind of...

[00:14:45] Now that you're closer, you can kind of hear him chanting a little bit.

[00:14:47] Okay.

[00:14:48] Um...

[00:14:49] As I get closer, anything that I notice?

[00:14:51] Change in temperature?

[00:14:53] More features on this thing in the whatever?

[00:14:57] Can I identify what it is?

[00:15:00] Uh...

[00:15:01] I don't know.

[00:15:02] What do you want me to do?

[00:15:03] What the fuck?

[00:15:03] What do you...

[00:15:06] Does his...

[00:15:07] Has he been hanging out?

[00:15:08] I have Eldritch Sensitivity.

[00:15:10] Do I tingle?

[00:15:11] I'll give you Yogsothothory.

[00:15:13] Since it's a mythos creature.

[00:15:15] That is 16.

[00:15:17] Uh...

[00:15:18] This is something known as a Vormi Warrior.

[00:15:22] Vormi Warrior.

[00:15:25] It's, um...

[00:15:26] Is there anything in here?

[00:15:27] Okay.

[00:15:27] Phase two of the fight.

[00:15:29] That's what it is.

[00:15:29] You guys have already done...

[00:15:32] Well...

[00:15:34] If I do this...

[00:15:40] Don't love that.

[00:15:42] It looks like, uh...

[00:15:44] It's kind of like a Tasmanian double on two legs.

[00:15:47] It reminds me of the shit out of Vermintide.

[00:15:49] The Warhammer 40k rat people.

[00:15:52] Yeah.

[00:15:53] It's almost got more like a bat-like face than a rat with the ears.

[00:15:56] That's it.

[00:15:57] Yeah.

[00:15:57] It reminds me of a Skaven.

[00:15:59] It's like a heavily armored Skaven.

[00:16:02] Long lanky claws, almost like a sloth.

[00:16:05] Is this one armored?

[00:16:06] I know what that reminds me of.

[00:16:08] Pygmalion.

[00:16:10] What?

[00:16:12] Pygmalion.

[00:16:13] Man bear pig?

[00:16:15] The thing that's not an armadillo but has the spikes.

[00:16:19] Oh.

[00:16:20] Yeah, maybe.

[00:16:22] Um...

[00:16:22] But not armadillo.

[00:16:24] Wait, pangolin?

[00:16:25] Pangolin.

[00:16:25] Thank you.

[00:16:26] I thought you were saying Pygmalion.

[00:16:28] Yeah.

[00:16:28] Isn't Pygmalion a play?

[00:16:30] Yeah.

[00:16:31] Like George Bernard Shaw.

[00:16:32] I was like, I know what you're talking about.

[00:16:34] I don't know why it applies but I'm gonna...

[00:16:36] I'm gonna just nod and pretend that I know.

[00:16:39] Words are overlapping in my head.

[00:16:40] Thank you for saying that it was George Bernard because I'm like, Pygmalion, what does that

[00:16:44] play about?

[00:16:45] I'm like, what the fuck is he talking...

[00:16:46] Yes, it is wearing armor.

[00:16:48] Okay.

[00:16:48] They have a sward or an axe.

[00:16:51] For some reason I'm associating a woman raising up in status with a small mammal.

[00:16:58] It is armored and armed.

[00:16:59] Inside of the Christian.

[00:17:00] Appears to be asleep.

[00:17:02] Nice.

[00:17:03] Uh...

[00:17:04] Hmm.

[00:17:09] Fuck it.

[00:17:10] I'm gonna attack the one chanting.

[00:17:11] The one on the ground?

[00:17:13] Yeah.

[00:17:14] Uh, well...

[00:17:15] You get stealth.

[00:17:17] You...

[00:17:17] Oh, you don't get stealth damage.

[00:17:20] Yeah, I'm not a rib.

[00:17:20] Probably advantage.

[00:17:21] But it's at advantage because he's prostrate so...

[00:17:24] Or prone.

[00:17:25] Ooh, that's not 20.

[00:17:27] Ooh, yeah!

[00:17:28] Then I guess you didn't need the advantage, did you?

[00:17:30] No.

[00:17:32] Yeah.

[00:17:32] Yeah.

[00:17:33] Skaven from Warhammer.

[00:17:37] Pretty cool.

[00:17:39] So that is...

[00:17:40] Oh, that's classic.

[00:17:40] 10 damage.

[00:17:42] Uh, he screams.

[00:17:45] And everyone can roll initiative.

[00:17:47] I would argue that we get a surprise round?

[00:17:49] He got the surprise round.

[00:17:51] Um...

[00:17:52] He's the only one who said he was creeping in.

[00:17:55] Fuck off.

[00:17:56] We're around a corner, they don't know we're here.

[00:18:01] Because I'm gonna roll like dog shit, and I'm gonna go at the bottom of the stack.

[00:18:07] He had to wait a million times.

[00:18:09] Oh, my God.

[00:18:12] Did you kill that dude?

[00:18:13] I don't think so, he yelled.

[00:18:16] His teeth keel.

[00:18:17] Probably a meeda slashing or some dumb fucking shit.

[00:18:22] You can only kill him with cuddles.

[00:18:24] Yeah.

[00:18:25] Uh...

[00:18:26] Positive affirmations.

[00:18:27] As you hit him, he kind of spins around to like see what the fuck just landed on him and scratched him up.

[00:18:33] Uh, he appears to be wearing a golden amulet and carrying a golden war pick.

[00:18:39] Ah, one of those assholes.

[00:18:41] To be fair, 10 damage would kill like two and a half commoners.

[00:18:46] So it's a little bit more than a scratch.

[00:18:48] Yeah.

[00:18:49] I hope.

[00:18:49] They have quite a bit more than 10 damage.

[00:18:51] Well, I understand that.

[00:18:52] But what I'm saying is you made it seem like he's like, ah, what got me?

[00:18:55] It's like, no, like that would've...

[00:18:57] Is that person dead?

[00:18:58] No, he was, he's lying down.

[00:19:00] Oh.

[00:19:02] He has cat scratch fever.

[00:19:03] For now he's still lying down.

[00:19:06] And has cat scratch fever.

[00:19:07] He was lying down to begin with?

[00:19:09] Yes.

[00:19:09] Oh, okay.

[00:19:09] He was prostrate.

[00:19:10] Missed that fact.

[00:19:11] Chanting and seemingly worshipping this thing that is inside this giant crystal.

[00:19:15] Gotcha.

[00:19:16] The Skaven.

[00:19:19] Freaking furry.

[00:19:22] Um, did you guys all roll initiatives?

[00:19:24] Yes.

[00:19:25] Yeah, you asked us to.

[00:19:26] I did, I did, I did.

[00:19:27] We're waiting until you're ready.

[00:19:31] Troy.

[00:19:34] 19.

[00:19:36] Ooh, there he is.

[00:19:38] 12.

[00:19:40] Hey, dumb digits!

[00:19:40] Better than a five.

[00:19:41] Yeah!

[00:19:43] Alex?

[00:19:44] 17.

[00:19:47] Kitty cat?

[00:19:48] 9.

[00:19:49] Ah!

[00:19:49] So close.

[00:19:51] Someday.

[00:19:52] Not like, god awful, but you know.

[00:19:55] I don't know, but typically I do nothing but roll single digits.

[00:19:58] It's kinda what I'm known for.

[00:20:00] That's why my most well-known character is one that didn't have to roll ever.

[00:20:03] No, you make the save.

[00:20:05] No, you make the save.

[00:20:07] No, you make the save.

[00:20:08] You do it!

[00:20:10] Haha, you can't.

[00:20:12] Me either, but you can't.

[00:20:17] Start rolling my twist or die.

[00:20:26] Hmm.

[00:20:26] Hmm.

[00:20:28] Um.

[00:20:30] What does heavily obscured mechanically mean?

[00:20:36] Like a fog?

[00:20:38] Yeah.

[00:20:39] Can't see it?

[00:20:41] That's what I'm saying.

[00:20:42] Can you, is it, is it blind?

[00:20:43] It's not blind.

[00:20:44] It doesn't say blinded, so.

[00:20:45] No.

[00:20:47] What do you, what do you do?

[00:20:48] You're casting a mist or a fog?

[00:20:49] Yeah.

[00:20:50] Yeah, there should be mechanics for what it is.

[00:20:52] Probably like, in the, in, back in the day there would have been like 50% mischance or something.

[00:20:57] Yeah.

[00:20:57] It's probably imposes disadvantage would be my guess.

[00:20:59] Yeah.

[00:21:00] So, you guys are inside of a tunnel that opens here.

[00:21:05] 10, 15, yeah.

[00:21:06] That's where you guys are at.

[00:21:08] You tell us what to do.

[00:21:09] You got the initiative order, my dude.

[00:21:11] I said Troy.

[00:21:12] Troy goes first.

[00:21:12] Oh.

[00:21:15] These are just humans?

[00:21:18] Uh, yeah.

[00:21:20] How much damage did you do?

[00:21:22] 10.

[00:21:23] Big ol' 10.

[00:21:24] Okay.

[00:21:26] Yeah, why not?

[00:21:31] Uh, bonus action to cast, uh, not that one.

[00:21:36] Go away.

[00:21:37] Stop texting me.

[00:21:39] Yeah.

[00:21:45] Thunderous Might.

[00:21:47] Thunderous Might or Thunder Smite?

[00:21:50] Thunderous Smite.

[00:21:52] Neither.

[00:21:52] Neither.

[00:21:54] What does it mean?

[00:21:55] No, I believe he said the Dunderous Might.

[00:21:58] It's a Batman villain.

[00:21:59] There's a 19 hit.

[00:22:02] Uh, it hits all of them, but I don't know what you're hitting.

[00:22:07] Uh, can I, why 10, 15, 20, 25?

[00:22:13] Yeah, 30 gets me in front of the one to the right of.

[00:22:16] Yeah.

[00:22:22] You may hit it with your, Thunderous Might.

[00:22:28] Uh, God bless it.

[00:22:31] Um.

[00:22:32] Snake Eyes.

[00:22:33] Bummer, dude.

[00:22:34] 12, uh, piercing and I don't add anything to that, right?

[00:22:41] Two Thunderous.

[00:22:42] It doesn't throw them back or anything, does it?

[00:22:44] It does.

[00:22:45] Oh, okay.

[00:22:45] Okay.

[00:22:46] I need a strength saving throw.

[00:22:50] Okay, sorry, what was your total damage?

[00:22:53] Altogether, a thousand.

[00:22:56] 14.

[00:22:57] 14.

[00:23:00] If it pushes him away, does that give me an attack?

[00:23:03] Uh, no, I was curious because these guys are only acolytes, so 14 actually kills him out.

[00:23:10] Oh, noice.

[00:23:11] Yeah, these appear to be some of the, you, you, you recognize some of these individuals from a previous room when they ran away from you.

[00:23:20] Huh.

[00:23:23] Cowards!

[00:23:25] I love the idea that like, thinking about how much this happens in a round, right?

[00:23:30] Like, what happened in the first, like, second and a half.

[00:23:34] It was like, scream is somehow a cat does enough damage to kill two regular human beings.

[00:23:40] And then this guy comes in yelling obscene things and hits with the power of fucking Thor.

[00:23:46] And that guy rattles to death as he's stabbed in the chest.

[00:23:49] It's like, what next?

[00:23:50] Yeah.

[00:23:51] It's called narration.

[00:23:54] Fighting with the legend of yore.

[00:23:55] So, anything else?

[00:23:57] Nope.

[00:23:59] Then it goes to Alex.

[00:24:01] How far can I get in with 30?

[00:24:03] 10, 15, 20, 25, 30 can put you here, here, or here, however you want to move.

[00:24:09] This is the entrance to it, so.

[00:24:10] I would go into the door and step like one to the right, unless you were like, gonna try and line up, uh...

[00:24:16] Those two are gunked together if you want to try your breath.

[00:24:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:21] I was trying to get close to that.

[00:24:22] It's a...

[00:24:22] No, sorry.

[00:24:24] 20.

[00:24:25] Now, if he takes two diagonal steps...

[00:24:27] Yep.

[00:24:27] Yep.

[00:24:27] You can go here.

[00:24:30] Perfect.

[00:24:30] And still hit them with your breath.

[00:24:32] Yeah, that's exactly where I want to go.

[00:24:36] Would he...

[00:24:37] Keeps the cat out of your range if you just turn slightly enough.

[00:24:41] That's all I needed.

[00:24:42] I mean, he can shoot straight forward and get it.

[00:24:43] Yeah.

[00:24:44] Well, yeah.

[00:24:45] Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

[00:24:46] It will not hit the other guy, though.

[00:24:48] It won't hit the blue guy, no?

[00:24:50] That's okay.

[00:24:51] He would take...

[00:24:52] He probably would...

[00:24:53] It's probably gonna be enough damage to kill two guys outright, though.

[00:24:55] So, you might as well just roll it.

[00:24:57] I get a dex save on these guys, right?

[00:24:59] I believe that's the case.

[00:24:59] You do.

[00:25:00] And that'll have the damage.

[00:25:02] Dex...

[00:25:03] Only if I succeed.

[00:25:04] Like, sometimes the thought of how this would all play out is just goddamn terrifying.

[00:25:08] So, number one on the very corner.

[00:25:12] Rolled a 13 on the die.

[00:25:15] No.

[00:25:16] No.

[00:25:18] And that is...

[00:25:20] That probably was...

[00:25:21] A 16.

[00:25:23] So, if the...

[00:25:25] If he meets, he saves.

[00:25:26] Meets?

[00:25:27] Yeah.

[00:25:27] Okay.

[00:25:28] So, that one will take half.

[00:25:29] So, half damage for this dude.

[00:25:31] Just roll high and don't matter.

[00:25:34] Mmm.

[00:25:35] Eight.

[00:25:36] Eight total.

[00:25:37] Eight's the high.

[00:25:38] Mmm.

[00:25:39] 2d6.

[00:25:41] It's not a high damage thing, but it hits a lot of people.

[00:25:44] So, eight and four.

[00:25:45] Eight and four.

[00:25:46] Um, the one on the very end is very badly burned, but still standing.

[00:25:50] And the other one is partially burned, but still standing.

[00:25:52] Very badly burned!

[00:25:54] The wound is beginning to smell a bit like almonds.

[00:25:57] You just come open the door.

[00:25:58] I believe it is going gangrious.

[00:26:00] You've shot me!

[00:26:02] You've shot me in the leg!

[00:26:04] I'm going to try to stand on my other leg.

[00:26:05] God, nope!

[00:26:07] Alright.

[00:26:08] God, I haven't seen that in forever.

[00:26:10] Uh, anything else?

[00:26:12] Not yet.

[00:26:14] Um, then we go to the Acolytes.

[00:26:18] Patience, my friend.

[00:26:20] The Acolytes Protection Agency.

[00:26:24] They're both going to come after you!

[00:26:26] No!

[00:26:28] My balls!

[00:26:30] Just kind of reminds me of the shit, like, uh, in The Boys, where the- what are they called?

[00:26:34] The Seven or whatever would do stuff, and it's like, you know, he's got a point.

[00:26:39] Like, that shit would be fucking terrifying to observe as a regular person.

[00:26:42] Yeah.

[00:26:46] Oh, yeah.

[00:26:47] I forgot they could do that.

[00:26:49] That's fine.

[00:26:50] They can still move up on you.

[00:26:52] Um, actually no.

[00:26:56] That one won't move.

[00:26:58] If he did, won't move, was he one farther back?

[00:27:00] No, I had him.

[00:27:02] Even.

[00:27:04] Uh, so the first one with the club misses.

[00:27:07] The second one...

[00:27:10] I need to look up Sacred Flame.

[00:27:15] It's a...

[00:27:17] Reflex save?

[00:27:18] I can't remember if it's got a save on it, or if it's got a melee attack, or if it's

[00:27:22] just a save.

[00:27:23] It's a save.

[00:27:26] I think it's a reflex.

[00:27:29] I'm not mistaken.

[00:27:30] That's another thing.

[00:27:30] Which would be Dex in this game, because it's not Pathfinder.

[00:27:35] Uh, I believe you mean original D&D.

[00:27:39] Dex save.

[00:27:40] Which is what a reflex save is.

[00:27:44] But it's all or nothing.

[00:27:46] Yeah.

[00:27:46] Dex save.

[00:27:50] Who?

[00:27:51] You.

[00:27:52] You roll and make a Dex save.

[00:27:53] He's casting a spell at you.

[00:27:55] Yeah.

[00:27:56] You spell me, I spell you.

[00:27:57] He's trying to use Holy Fire to burn your nuts.

[00:28:02] Dex saving throw.

[00:28:03] So roll and add your Dex saving throw.

[00:28:07] Like about a 13 probably would do it.

[00:28:09] That looks like a single digit from here.

[00:28:11] Looks like a six.

[00:28:13] Where did we write those down?

[00:28:18] Uh, depending on what character sheet you're using, it would be like middle left.

[00:28:22] Oh, there it is.

[00:28:23] Yeah, it's different than the original sheet.

[00:28:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:28:29] Now given that it's fire, don't I have a resistance to that?

[00:28:33] It's not fire.

[00:28:34] It's not fire.

[00:28:35] It's radiant damage.

[00:28:36] Ah, thank you for that.

[00:28:37] Did you, what's your save total?

[00:28:39] Nine.

[00:28:40] That is a failure.

[00:28:41] So it will be 1d8 of radiant damage.

[00:28:46] Which is an eight.

[00:28:47] You take the full brunt of the radiant damage, my friend.

[00:28:51] Load and die.

[00:28:52] Yep.

[00:28:53] Don't worry.

[00:28:55] Flame-like radiance descends on the creature.

[00:28:57] I will make sure to vaporize you in a minute.

[00:29:00] To be fair, you almost dead.

[00:29:02] He's very burnt.

[00:29:03] That's the one that's almost dead.

[00:29:05] Yeah.

[00:29:07] So he's gonna go balls to the wall on ya.

[00:29:10] Um.

[00:29:13] Whatever.

[00:29:13] And then this guy will move up, and he will swing a club.

[00:29:20] Not very well.

[00:29:21] And we'll whiff!

[00:29:22] Go to him!

[00:29:23] Uh, I'm not gonna rage.

[00:29:26] Okay.

[00:29:26] But I am gonna take advantage on the guy who's laying down before he stands the fuck up.

[00:29:30] Yeah.

[00:29:30] You may do so.

[00:29:37] Uh, I don't know if the 16 would hit, but I bet the 22 does.

[00:29:40] Or both of them will hit.

[00:29:41] Double damage!

[00:29:43] That's how it works.

[00:29:44] I think so.

[00:29:45] I read it somewhere.

[00:29:45] I read that somewhere.

[00:29:47] Uh, not raging, so...

[00:29:49] 11 damage.

[00:29:51] Okay.

[00:29:53] That is a two-weapon fighting, so I will...

[00:29:56] That was with the claws, and then we continue with the bite, which is the exact same damage,

[00:30:00] because that's how this is built.

[00:30:02] No.

[00:30:04] That's a...

[00:30:05] A 16 and a 25 to hit.

[00:30:08] No, they don't hit this time.

[00:30:10] Okay.

[00:30:10] Perfect.

[00:30:13] That's another...

[00:30:14] Sorry, don't add the bonus.

[00:30:16] It's five points of damage.

[00:30:18] Okay.

[00:30:20] So I just lope into the room and just claw, claw, bite.

[00:30:25] It takes, on average, 15.7 days to beat the Fallout series.

[00:30:32] 19.8, including DLC.

[00:30:35] Hmm.

[00:30:36] Nice.

[00:30:37] Uh, Flannan, this is your turn.

[00:30:39] Okay.

[00:30:39] I rolled shit for, uh, his initiative, so he's last.

[00:30:44] Nice!

[00:30:44] Um, how's he looking?

[00:30:46] Uh, I mean, he's fairly beat up.

[00:30:49] He's definitely still on the ground.

[00:30:51] He's still on the ground.

[00:30:51] So I'm gonna whoop on him.

[00:30:53] So good advantage.

[00:30:54] Let me see if I get one more attack from him.

[00:30:55] Oh.

[00:30:56] I, so far I've usually been killing things on two attacks.

[00:30:59] I just wanted to check something real quick.

[00:31:01] Part of this build is that I think I'm supposed to actually get three?

[00:31:05] But I don't know if I'm there yet.

[00:31:08] Uh...

[00:31:09] There is a fighter ability to...

[00:31:11] Oh, I know.

[00:31:12] Take a whole other action.

[00:31:13] Oh, wind!

[00:31:14] I don't know if you wanna burn that on this or not.

[00:31:17] A second wind is healing.

[00:31:19] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:31:19] Oh, um, action surge.

[00:31:21] Action surge, yeah.

[00:31:21] Yeah.

[00:31:23] Alright, I'm gonna hit him.

[00:31:27] Uh...

[00:31:28] Advantage.

[00:31:29] So that's a 21 to hit.

[00:31:32] Still hits.

[00:31:38] 8 damage.

[00:31:40] Okay.

[00:31:42] How's he looking?

[00:31:45] Still alive.

[00:31:46] Alright.

[00:31:48] No, we're getting some solid fucking damage.

[00:31:50] Key point.

[00:31:51] It's solid damage, but he's still breathing.

[00:31:54] When you say still breathing, like paint a picture for me.

[00:31:57] Yeah, we're trying to immerse me, you shitbag.

[00:31:59] He's bleeding a lot.

[00:32:00] He's bleeding a lot.

[00:32:02] Okay.

[00:32:02] Yeah, I mean like you're scratching the shit out of his face, which was already scarred up to begin with.

[00:32:05] Alright.

[00:32:07] Key point, flurry of blows.

[00:32:09] He's starting to breathe heavily.

[00:32:11] It's...

[00:32:11] It's...

[00:32:11] It's...

[00:32:11] He's looking bad, but he's alive.

[00:32:13] He's still breathing.

[00:32:14] 25.

[00:32:16] Hits.

[00:32:18] That is 5 damage.

[00:32:20] Okay.

[00:32:20] We're stacking it on him.

[00:32:21] Third attack.

[00:32:24] 20.

[00:32:25] Yep.

[00:32:28] 7 damage.

[00:32:29] That's actually enough to slit his throat.

[00:32:32] So, he didn't even get a chance to stand up.

[00:32:35] I'm just sitting on his chest like licking my paw.

[00:32:38] Like within 6 seconds we've come in and almost murdered 5 dudes.

[00:32:43] I mean, he's a stealthy cat.

[00:32:47] Um...

[00:32:48] Then, since he's dead, it goes back to Troy.

[00:32:51] Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo.

[00:32:53] Oh, got a friend now.

[00:32:56] Uh...

[00:32:57] Yeah.

[00:32:57] He came to see you.

[00:33:02] Rough.

[00:33:04] Uh...

[00:33:05] 14 hit.

[00:33:06] It does.

[00:33:07] 10 damage.

[00:33:10] Dead.

[00:33:11] They only have 9 hit points.

[00:33:13] It's an acolyte.

[00:33:14] They're not...

[00:33:15] They're not hefty things.

[00:33:16] Anything else?

[00:33:18] No.

[00:33:21] Okay.

[00:33:22] Alex.

[00:33:24] You have a mostly dead acolyte and a...

[00:33:27] Roughly halfway dead acolyte in front of you.

[00:33:30] The one that is the worst is actually the one further away.

[00:33:35] Hmm.

[00:33:37] But you can move towards him if you'd like.

[00:33:40] You're not gonna get an op attack because you're not leaving that guy's space.

[00:33:45] Is he the one who hit me with the radiant damage?

[00:33:48] He is.

[00:33:49] I move towards him.

[00:33:55] I will...

[00:33:56] Use my hand axe.

[00:33:58] Sure.

[00:34:02] 19.

[00:34:03] Hits.

[00:34:08] Additional 8.

[00:34:09] You only had one hit point left.

[00:34:10] He's dead.

[00:34:11] I slid his throat with my hand axe.

[00:34:13] Yep.

[00:34:13] Nice!

[00:34:15] Anything else?

[00:34:18] Since I'm fairly certain we covered the cantrip bonus action thing, no.

[00:34:23] Okay.

[00:34:25] Um...

[00:34:26] It's the acolyte's turn.

[00:34:28] Um...

[00:34:29] This one will now...

[00:34:32] Uh...

[00:34:33] Use his spell attack.

[00:34:36] Sacred flame...

[00:34:38] On...

[00:34:39] The...

[00:34:39] Let's see.

[00:34:40] You killed his best friend, so let's do it on the...

[00:34:44] Cat.

[00:34:47] Hey!

[00:34:48] He killed his leader.

[00:34:50] Yep.

[00:34:51] That's the way to do it.

[00:34:53] Dex save, bud.

[00:34:54] The guy most likely to make the dex save and may even get advantage on it.

[00:34:58] 26.

[00:35:01] It's all or nothing, isn't it?

[00:35:02] So...

[00:35:03] You get out of the way as a radiant fire.

[00:35:08] No, no.

[00:35:08] Like, motherfucker immerse me on a 26.

[00:35:11] Like, it's way better than that.

[00:35:12] Like, he points at him and like...

[00:35:14] Like, there's time slows, the cat's eyes widen as like the mist pours down and twilight begins to erupt from the ground.

[00:35:23] And then he sneezes because he's allergic to cats.

[00:35:25] And it fucks him up.

[00:35:26] No, he made a good attack.

[00:35:28] Like, the thing is is that Flynn got a 20 fucking six.

[00:35:32] So Flynn pirouettes and waggles his testicles in the guy's general direction as he dodges it.

[00:35:37] He turns around and shows him his bubble.

[00:35:38] And he's right back on the smoking remnant of his friend.

[00:35:42] Because I was on his friend.

[00:35:44] And he just obliterated his corpse.

[00:35:45] The cat just turns around and shows him his bubble.

[00:35:47] Smiles.

[00:35:48] No, no, no.

[00:35:48] Like, he pirouettes...

[00:35:50] Like, you know how when the...

[00:35:51] You see the fucking figure skaters like do that spin and they've got their leg held at the same time?

[00:35:58] You're showing the whole chocolate starfish while dodging it.

[00:36:01] Oh, yeah.

[00:36:01] Like, through the hoop, you're holding your cat leg and like it goes through the arc between your front paw and your back paw.

[00:36:08] Beautiful.

[00:36:12] Cat dong just flopping in the wind.

[00:36:14] Cody, it's your turn.

[00:36:15] You're standing next to the only thing that's still left alive that is your enemy.

[00:36:23] No, that one probably doesn't hit.

[00:36:25] It's a two.

[00:36:26] The two total?

[00:36:27] Uh, no, I probably add some numbers but I don't think I have that many numbers.

[00:36:30] Add the numbers because they don't have a high AC.

[00:36:32] Is it in the single digits?

[00:36:34] Uh, no, it's a double digit.

[00:36:35] Well, I don't think I'm getting a plus eight on anything, bro.

[00:36:39] Okay.

[00:36:39] Yeah.

[00:36:40] I'll look but I'm pretty sure.

[00:36:42] You get two attacks though, don't you?

[00:36:42] Yeah, no, I was already in the process of rolling the other one when you said add it.

[00:36:47] That's an 11 to start.

[00:36:49] Just plus a six.

[00:36:50] Just over its AC.

[00:36:51] AC.

[00:36:52] Well, when I add the plus six, I should be much over it.

[00:36:55] It's a, yeah, their AC is only ten.

[00:36:57] Five, no, one point of damage.

[00:37:00] One point of damage?

[00:37:01] Yep.

[00:37:01] It's technically still standing.

[00:37:05] I go to swing over his head, miss poorly, swing again.

[00:37:10] And there's not much of him left, so I hit air where he used to be.

[00:37:13] I move over and attack the dude.

[00:37:16] I don't know, leap off my shoulders.

[00:37:19] I leap off of his shoulders, claws out.

[00:37:22] Spinning through the air.

[00:37:25] 17.

[00:37:25] Hits.

[00:37:26] Like a whirling fucking dervish of fur and claw.

[00:37:29] Six damage.

[00:37:31] That's enough to drop it.

[00:37:32] Open his throat, spray of red.

[00:37:36] Fin.

[00:37:38] They all drop.

[00:37:39] I got him.

[00:37:40] Well.

[00:37:41] You all kind of look at each other and...

[00:37:45] Crack.

[00:37:46] Suddenly the crystal begins to grumble.

[00:37:52] Well, better leave.

[00:37:53] And it bursts open and the creature inside sort of...

[00:38:00] Rage.

[00:38:00] Raises its eyes and ready's itself to fight.

[00:38:05] Boss fight music!

[00:38:07] Oh, God!

[00:38:09] The chorus is now singing in Latin.

[00:38:11] No!

[00:38:12] God!

[00:38:14] In those penos.

[00:38:17] My des mortos.

[00:38:21] Have any of you played Baldur's Gate 3?

[00:38:24] No, it's on my list.

[00:38:24] Oh, my God.

[00:38:25] It's so good.

[00:38:26] There's a boss fight that has a specific song written for the boss fight sung by the voice actor of the boss.

[00:38:35] And it's like, oh, you know this is gonna just fuck your world.

[00:38:40] This is real.

[00:38:42] The form I warrior steps toward the ghoul and wields its...

[00:38:49] Rage.

[00:38:49] You can only do that on your turn.

[00:38:51] He has broken out of a crystal, walked across the room, and raised a sword.

[00:38:56] I feel like he's already taken two turns.

[00:38:58] Nope.

[00:38:58] Just saying.

[00:39:00] That is a...

[00:39:03] It's a 19 on the die.

[00:39:06] Shield.

[00:39:08] I'm sorry.

[00:39:09] I'm sorry.

[00:39:11] I'm sorry.

[00:39:11] Little do you know.

[00:39:12] So that's a 24 to hit.

[00:39:13] Also multiclassed as a wizard.

[00:39:15] Yeah.

[00:39:16] That's just a ghoul racial trait.

[00:39:18] It's a ghoul racial trait, yeah.

[00:39:19] Yeah.

[00:39:19] The shield is actually a plus 14.

[00:39:22] So, haven't had to use it till now.

[00:39:24] One of the guys he ate knew how to cast shield.

[00:39:29] It's eight slashing from a great axe.

[00:39:33] Yes.

[00:39:34] And he lifts it up to swipe at you a second time.

[00:39:38] Coward.

[00:39:41] That's a two on the die, so that one will miss.

[00:39:44] Second attack.

[00:39:45] Rage.

[00:39:46] Whiffs.

[00:39:47] It is...

[00:39:49] Troy's turn.

[00:39:49] Top of the order.

[00:39:50] Well, technically he is now at the top of the order because I rolled him in.

[00:39:57] I mean, yeah.

[00:39:58] It's gotta be worth it, right?

[00:40:00] Thunderous might once again.

[00:40:02] So you're walking towards him to hit him, I assume?

[00:40:04] Yes.

[00:40:07] I suppose you can share a space with a dead body, but it doesn't matter.

[00:40:11] Do you want a one?

[00:40:11] Next!

[00:40:13] Is that a one?

[00:40:14] Yeah.

[00:40:17] Okay.

[00:40:19] Rage.

[00:40:21] Um, Alex.

[00:40:23] You're...

[00:40:24] within 10 feet of it.

[00:40:28] Yep.

[00:40:29] I'm going to use Firebolt.

[00:40:31] Okay.

[00:40:35] Nat 20.

[00:40:37] Cool.

[00:40:38] Roll your die twice.

[00:40:40] Burn that bastard.

[00:40:41] God damn, that's like the third Nat 20 you've rolled.

[00:40:44] Eight.

[00:40:45] Green die is hot.

[00:40:46] I'll pay you five bucks out of the beer fridge for the green die.

[00:40:51] Eighteen.

[00:40:52] Eighteen.

[00:40:52] Cold beer.

[00:40:53] Fire damage.

[00:40:55] I don't know if that makes a difference.

[00:40:57] Probably it's very cold beer.

[00:40:58] I was just thinking of...

[00:40:59] You didn't bring cookies, did you?

[00:41:00] I'm out of Thin Mints.

[00:41:02] Damn.

[00:41:02] Cody, it is your turn.

[00:41:03] You hit really, really hard.

[00:41:04] Now you rage.

[00:41:05] You fuck.

[00:41:12] Yeah, I'll just, uh...

[00:41:13] I'll just, uh, go at him.

[00:41:15] So, this is a melee attack, right?

[00:41:17] Yep.

[00:41:18] It looks at you and roars, and you have to take this attack at disadvantage.

[00:41:24] It is called Intimidating War Bark.

[00:41:26] There's no save or roll for it.

[00:41:31] Barks a fearsome challenge at the attacker, imposing disadvantage on the attack.

[00:41:37] Damn!

[00:41:37] It is a reaction.

[00:41:45] Where you get two attacks, so really it's disadvantage on the first one.

[00:41:50] No, I get one attack, because I already used my bonus action to rage, because you didn't

[00:41:53] allow me to rage when he came out.

[00:41:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:41:55] Forgot about that.

[00:41:57] I'm rolling it on the paper.

[00:41:58] Oh, yeah.

[00:42:00] Seventeen to hit.

[00:42:02] Uh, that still hits.

[00:42:11] Nine damage.

[00:42:12] Okay.

[00:42:12] Sorry.

[00:42:12] As I...

[00:42:13] He rages, and I point my claws into like a, like five points, and just shove it right

[00:42:21] in his trachea.

[00:42:22] Cool.

[00:42:24] Uh, yeah, I mean, he's bleeding.

[00:42:26] And I go...

[00:42:28] Back.

[00:42:31] You kind of think you hear him laugh a little, but he is bleeding.

[00:42:35] It's four on fucking one.

[00:42:36] Eat shit, you bro.

[00:42:39] Um...

[00:42:41] Who's got healing spells?

[00:42:42] That one.

[00:42:44] I do too.

[00:42:45] Dick, I'm a paladin.

[00:42:46] I'll, uh, circle around behind him.

[00:42:48] Okay.

[00:42:50] Flanking bonus.

[00:42:51] Yep, plus two.

[00:42:52] There's no flanking.

[00:42:54] Um...

[00:42:54] We're being flexible with the rules here.

[00:42:57] Um, and then I will...

[00:42:59] Smack him.

[00:42:59] Flynn, you get a roll of d24.

[00:43:02] Oh!

[00:43:03] That is a...

[00:43:05] Eight to hit.

[00:43:06] An eight to hit?

[00:43:08] That misses.

[00:43:08] It could hit though.

[00:43:09] His fate point is, uh, uh, his fate point though.

[00:43:13] Um...

[00:43:13] It would've missed an acolyte.

[00:43:14] I'm gonna do bonus action.

[00:43:16] Just single attack.

[00:43:18] That is a 22.

[00:43:20] That does hit.

[00:43:21] Six.

[00:43:22] Okay.

[00:43:23] Uh, then it goes back to the Vormi Warrior.

[00:43:29] He spins around to the cat.

[00:43:31] Having just been hit by the cat.

[00:43:33] I'm just a little kitty.

[00:43:39] Looks like a five for me.

[00:43:40] It's a ten.

[00:43:41] That's a five.

[00:43:42] He's cheating son of a bitch.

[00:43:43] Um, it's a...

[00:43:45] Yeah, it's a 15 to hit.

[00:43:46] No.

[00:43:47] Okay.

[00:43:48] Raises his...

[00:43:49] Raises his axe a second time.

[00:43:50] He brings down the great axe and you just back flip over it and perch on top of the handle.

[00:43:54] That will hit.

[00:43:56] That's a 22 to hit.

[00:43:58] Damn.

[00:43:59] Then he flips it over and slats you like a pancake, like a spatula.

[00:44:05] Cat pancake.

[00:44:07] Still shit damage.

[00:44:09] Five damage.

[00:44:10] Slashing.

[00:44:12] No pancake flipping damage.

[00:44:15] Immerse us.

[00:44:18] You prick.

[00:44:19] Uh, Troy.

[00:44:21] You may go as the axe slices into le cat.

[00:44:28] Maybe.

[00:44:28] Troy?

[00:44:29] Fourteen.

[00:44:31] Misses.

[00:44:32] Cool.

[00:44:32] Some bitch.

[00:44:35] Uh, Alex.

[00:44:37] You may go.

[00:44:41] If it ain't broke.

[00:44:43] Firebolt.

[00:44:44] Good.

[00:44:47] Oh my god.

[00:44:49] It's barely rolled onto an 18.

[00:44:52] It hits.

[00:44:56] Five this time.

[00:44:57] Five damage.

[00:44:59] Zap, zap.

[00:45:00] Zap, zap.

[00:45:01] Green has been good tonight.

[00:45:03] Okay.

[00:45:05] Slightly singed and not too bad.

[00:45:08] Uh, Cody.

[00:45:10] Rip and tear, my friend.

[00:45:12] Rip and tear.

[00:45:13] Yep.

[00:45:16] Uh, that's a 23 to hit.

[00:45:18] Does hit.

[00:45:19] Eight damage.

[00:45:21] Okay.

[00:45:22] Second attack.

[00:45:24] So yeah, that'll miss.

[00:45:26] It's 13.

[00:45:26] Okay.

[00:45:27] Second attack.

[00:45:28] Ho whiffs.

[00:45:30] Uh, good slice down his back.

[00:45:33] Uh, second attack just kinda misses a little bit.

[00:45:35] I am moving, uh, one step to my left.

[00:45:41] To put, uh, me between him and Alex.

[00:45:45] Okay.

[00:45:48] And then it goes back to Flynn.

[00:45:54] I smack him.

[00:45:56] Cat, cat, cat.

[00:45:57] Scratch ankles.

[00:45:59] Uh, 14.

[00:46:01] Misses.

[00:46:02] Bonus action.

[00:46:04] At least 15.

[00:46:05] Uh, 23.

[00:46:07] Hits.

[00:46:08] Bonus action keeps hitting.

[00:46:09] Yeah.

[00:46:10] Only five.

[00:46:14] Okay.

[00:46:15] He's looking pretty beat up.

[00:46:18] Um, he will now turn to the Triton.

[00:46:23] And take two swings.

[00:46:25] Stop resisting!

[00:46:27] First one misses.

[00:46:30] Both miss.

[00:46:31] Single digits.

[00:46:32] That dies dead.

[00:46:37] Uh, one square south.

[00:46:39] On top of the dead body.

[00:46:44] That'll do.

[00:46:45] Squelch, squelch, squelch.

[00:46:47] 22.

[00:46:48] Does hit.

[00:46:51] Looking fairly bloody.

[00:46:53] Should be.

[00:46:54] Lasts for like a minute.

[00:46:57] That didn't look like a one, which is nice.

[00:46:59] Yeah.

[00:46:59] I see a couple of.

[00:47:00] So that's.

[00:47:01] Eight.

[00:47:02] 16.

[00:47:05] Kaboom!

[00:47:06] And I need a.

[00:47:08] You don't.

[00:47:09] The Vormite drops.

[00:47:10] Oh, his body flies then.

[00:47:13] Body flies.

[00:47:14] It's like in, uh, Fallout.

[00:47:16] You know, whenever you die in an explosion and the body just like raggles.

[00:47:20] You're using your Trident, right?

[00:47:23] Yeah.

[00:47:23] Yeah.

[00:47:24] I mean, I imagine you skewer him rather than you make him fly away, but.

[00:47:28] No, that's what.

[00:47:28] No, it's like being hit with the hammer of Thor.

[00:47:30] Yeah.

[00:47:30] He skewers him and then it shoots him off the end.

[00:47:33] Um, it flies and hits the wall somewhere way over there and drops.

[00:47:45] Thank you all for listening.

[00:47:46] The Big Sleep was written by Sandy Peterson and Jonah Baumgars.

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