Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 13

[00:00:18] presents The Big Sleep, A Cthulhu Mythos 5e Adventure

[00:01:24] You guys are standing in a swampy cave. There's a door to your south and a door to your

[00:01:32] north west. Which direction do you want to go? You just defeated a giant toad and a bullfrog that had wings

[00:01:44] and our fair swimmer here almost drowned or suffocated in the muck.

[00:01:49] Cans of red bull littered about? Yeah.

[00:01:52] Wasn't one of the doors ornamental or am I making that up?

[00:01:56] You're making that up. Okay.

[00:01:57] Wasn't that a couple rooms back? I feel like the door... Which way you call in north?

[00:02:03] Technically, the way you guys came from was more north.

[00:02:08] Okay. So we came from the north. Yeah.

[00:02:11] So I feel like he described the southern door as more important than what would be the northeast

[00:02:16] door. Wasn't there four doors? West door. No, there were two.

[00:02:20] No, there were two other doors other than the one you came out.

[00:02:23] All right. No. It's kind of a...

[00:02:24] F U Lucas. Okay. There are four lights. It looks...

[00:02:28] It's almost drawn as if it's the centerpiece that you add to a 45 record.

[00:02:33] I feel like you put a door over in that direction and then you put a door all the way over the...

[00:02:41] That's the one you came out of. There is a... Remember, it's sort of this bridge above

[00:02:46] the water that goes in three directions. One from which you came from, one this way and one

[00:02:51] that way. Otherwise, there's water kind of spotted around you. Yes. Which one did we come out of?

[00:02:59] That one. Because when you drew it, we came from here.

[00:03:03] No, I may have just flipped it around and I... So wherever I threw the D20,

[00:03:07] so whatever is directly opposite of the way we came in, I felt like it was a better described door

[00:03:12] than the side one. Well, I think he failed to describe a door initially

[00:03:16] and drew it and then we redrawed it. That's entirely possible.

[00:03:19] I drew it from memory and then I went, oh, I fucked that up.

[00:03:21] Yeah. Because I finally looked at the map.

[00:03:22] So anyway. Either way, door here, door there, that's the one you should...

[00:03:25] We should go through the one he didn't draw initially because that he's hiding something.

[00:03:30] Something good in there. It's whatever, man. Good enough reason. Let's do it.

[00:03:35] Oh, my giant novelty D20 back that only rolls 20s. Oh, look, crit.

[00:03:39] That was a four. It was a four.

[00:03:41] Shh! It's a crit four. It's only a four-sided die.

[00:03:44] That's a natural four. I want to use that from here on.

[00:03:49] That'd be a natural seven, sir.

[00:03:56] South. So south it is.

[00:04:01] What's left is the real question. Technically south.

[00:04:07] You hear some humming down the hall and you do see a flicker of

[00:04:13] fire light. Fireball.

[00:04:19] The classic paladin move.

[00:04:23] So wait, just sorry I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?

[00:04:27] You heard the crackling of fire.

[00:04:28] You hear some mumbling and humming noises in the distance from a single voice only

[00:04:34] and you see the flickering of what looks like some sort of fire light.

[00:04:37] It's a path of open cavern.

[00:04:40] All of these are these narrow caverns that are like five feet wide, five and a half

[00:04:44] wide that open up into something. I second the fireball.

[00:04:50] I will roll stealth. That is a natural 20.

[00:04:54] Well, you are a cat so you're super stealthy. 26.

[00:04:57] You're going to stealth upward. Get a luck token.

[00:05:00] What? It's from a much cooler game.

[00:05:03] DCC. T&D is lame.

[00:05:08] DCC did just post that they're hiring for GenCon right now.

[00:05:11] They also have open jobs in Fort Wayne actually.

[00:05:13] The warehouse.

[00:05:16] Your warehouse assistance and social media or something?

[00:05:20] Like, aw, I'd be all over that.

[00:05:22] You see a customer service. That's what it is.

[00:05:25] Oh, that's awful.

[00:05:26] The cat sees a white scaled serpent headed creature chittering and hissing to itself

[00:05:32] as it paints crude figures and patterns on a wall.

[00:05:36] A heap of dried fungus blackens over a brazier of coals

[00:05:39] filling the small cavern with pungent smoke.

[00:05:43] The aphidian is immersed in painting some sort of gigantic

[00:05:47] hairy toad face creature devouring a village and seems not to notice you.

[00:05:51] It's bowcrug.

[00:05:54] I'll look back for my tail.

[00:05:57] Is this like snake from fucking like Disney's Robin Hood?

[00:06:06] I mean, you recognize this as something you guys have fought before.

[00:06:10] Yeah.

[00:06:11] Um, I was going to say Dragon now either intelligence, religion or wisdom,

[00:06:20] Yogs of Thothory check.

[00:06:22] Flynn got that Yogs of Thothory.

[00:06:24] He got the Yogs of Thothory.

[00:06:25] They got the Yogs of Thothory.

[00:06:25] Natural five, 11.

[00:06:28] That still passes the DC of 10.

[00:06:32] Matt, five for the win.

[00:06:34] Not that you need to reiterate this,

[00:06:37] but obviously they are painting some sort of avatar of Satagwa.

[00:06:41] No shit.

[00:06:42] And you also recognize that they are not humming,

[00:06:45] but talking to themselves in Aklo.

[00:06:48] Oh, I know Aklo.

[00:06:49] What's that little shit saying?

[00:06:51] You hear them whispering to themselves.

[00:06:54] Satagwa will rise to devour the warm bloods as they paint.

[00:06:59] His loyal cultists will sleep in magical crystals while we,

[00:07:04] the faithful serpent folk, along with the vormai and other creatures

[00:07:06] aligned with the sleepers shall inherit the earth.

[00:07:10] And it just seems as though it almost,

[00:07:12] it's almost as though they're reciting a verse of something

[00:07:15] as if we're from a Bible.

[00:07:18] I'll look back flick my tail.

[00:07:22] Rage.

[00:07:22] Which I'm sure is code for something that we've never discussed.

[00:07:25] Rage.

[00:07:27] How many of them are there?

[00:07:28] Just one.

[00:07:28] Just one.

[00:07:29] Just one.

[00:07:30] All right.

[00:07:30] I'm going to attack him.

[00:07:32] Flynn, I've decided we need to have

[00:07:35] tight borsh boy shorts.

[00:07:38] Tight borsh like that soup?

[00:07:40] Yeah, tight borsh shorts.

[00:07:42] Tight boy shorts on the Rancor's brothel shop.

[00:07:45] And on the on the Schlung area it says natural five.

[00:07:51] Yep.

[00:07:52] Natural five or gentlemen's five?

[00:07:55] Natural five.

[00:07:56] I don't know.

[00:07:57] It's a it would be a gentleman's average is usually what I say.

[00:08:02] It's fair.

[00:08:04] I just think of the Nat 20s thing that the ladies t-shirt,

[00:08:07] which is clever.

[00:08:08] I do like it.

[00:08:09] The big crits hard hits shirt for the boys.

[00:08:13] Stealth is balls.

[00:08:14] You already stealthed and you got your Nat 20.

[00:08:16] You got your Nat 20 so I'm going to let you have a surprise round if you want to hit him.

[00:08:21] That means you get advantage?

[00:08:22] Yeah.

[00:08:23] He doesn't know you're there.

[00:08:23] He does not know you're there.

[00:08:28] 20 and 22.

[00:08:30] I'm going to guess both of those hit and I just need to go to his stats.

[00:08:33] If not you should retreat hastily.

[00:08:39] No I'm quite certain one of those two hit if not both.

[00:08:42] I hope so.

[00:08:46] What's not?

[00:08:47] No, not going.

[00:08:48] Neither one of those is created at 20 and 22 or you're probably adding what?

[00:08:52] Adding six.

[00:08:52] Okay.

[00:08:54] They keep thinking that we're average low level characters.

[00:09:00] There it is fighting with the legends.

[00:09:03] Yeah.

[00:09:05] That is seven damage.

[00:09:07] Okay.

[00:09:08] Bonus action.

[00:09:10] They still get advantage?

[00:09:12] Yeah you would get advantage theoretically through the surprise round.

[00:09:15] That's a Nat 20.

[00:09:16] Okay.

[00:09:17] Kick out!

[00:09:19] Damn.

[00:09:20] Four rolls half Nat 20s.

[00:09:22] Your character is absolutely dying this evening.

[00:09:24] Yeah.

[00:09:26] That is so you double damage not.

[00:09:30] We always roll twice to modify it once.

[00:09:33] Okay nine.

[00:09:37] Um, what's this guy have?

[00:09:39] Oh he's still up.

[00:09:40] He's still up.

[00:09:42] He did some damage though.

[00:09:43] Yeah.

[00:09:44] Um I guess we can all roll initiative now.

[00:09:47] I don't know which is the guys' response.

[00:09:49] He stays chatting.

[00:09:51] Well that's a natural one.

[00:09:52] He hisses at you like a snake would.

[00:09:55] This is a debased serpent folk.

[00:09:57] You guys have fought these guys before?

[00:09:58] Yeah.

[00:09:59] A serpent code what?

[00:10:00] Debased serpent folk.

[00:10:01] Serpent folk.

[00:10:02] There was a discussion about why they were debased.

[00:10:06] Because they're not the treble.

[00:10:08] Bam.

[00:10:09] Nice.

[00:10:09] Thanks.

[00:10:10] Good enough.

[00:10:11] I like it.

[00:10:12] What?

[00:10:14] It's my initiative.

[00:10:15] Oh five's your initiative?

[00:10:17] Yeah.

[00:10:18] I haven't even rolled mine yet.

[00:10:19] What I like the idea is that the cat went like slash slash and was like

[00:10:24] is pelvic thrusting or something?

[00:10:26] Not realizing that the guy is still up.

[00:10:28] Yeah I'm like shredding him and then I get distracted by like a bug.

[00:10:32] I'm like, uh Cody.

[00:10:33] Fuck is that?

[00:10:34] I am a double ended 16.

[00:10:36] Oh.

[00:10:37] Troy.

[00:10:38] I am also a 16.

[00:10:41] I don't care who goes first.

[00:10:43] Dex plus three.

[00:10:44] It's Cody.

[00:10:46] You got a five.

[00:10:48] Don't tell me what my dex is.

[00:10:49] It's plus two.

[00:10:54] 16 and I have the same dexterity as he does.

[00:10:57] As who does?

[00:10:58] Cody.

[00:10:58] Roll off.

[00:10:59] Cody rolled first.

[00:11:00] He did.

[00:11:01] Not only D100s.

[00:11:03] Jesus.

[00:11:04] So it's gonna be.

[00:11:05] It only shows prime numbers.

[00:11:06] Good luck.

[00:11:06] Cody then Alex then Troy.

[00:11:09] Yes Cody goes first.

[00:11:11] Then me.

[00:11:12] Don't you love rolling?

[00:11:12] Then Twister die.

[00:11:13] I rolled a six on my.

[00:11:15] Got you by one.

[00:11:18] And when I put that in order it spells cat me f so.

[00:11:22] Hey that's fun.

[00:11:23] That's for me.

[00:11:24] Cat me f.

[00:11:25] Cat me f.

[00:11:28] You're raging what do you want to do?

[00:11:31] It's one dude right?

[00:11:32] It is one dude.

[00:11:32] All right I will run up to him.

[00:11:35] Neat.

[00:11:36] He has cat scratches on him.

[00:11:38] And shake his hand.

[00:11:41] I will.

[00:11:42] Does he have a fever?

[00:11:45] He needs more Cabo.

[00:11:47] I'll close character again.

[00:11:49] I don't know you roll dice and hit.

[00:11:51] Yeah I know you're not paying attention but I'm trying to be fair.

[00:11:55] First attack.

[00:11:57] It's a claw claw thing isn't it?

[00:11:58] Yeah yeah yeah it's like claw claw bite.

[00:12:00] Yeah yeah yeah I got it.

[00:12:03] You only bank.

[00:12:03] That's a 19 to hit.

[00:12:04] Already dead things.

[00:12:06] That still hits.

[00:12:07] I would hope so.

[00:12:09] It's closer to it's AC.

[00:12:11] That's 11 damage.

[00:12:13] Okay.

[00:12:16] I saw Lucas write a two so I'm probably not taking it down on this hit tack.

[00:12:20] I saw the swirl of a two.

[00:12:23] Is the.

[00:12:23] Well you're at 27 hit you know damage so far.

[00:12:27] Oh I see what you're saying.

[00:12:27] That's what I wrote down.

[00:12:29] You count up?

[00:12:31] I think Jeff does too.

[00:12:32] Do you count up or count down?

[00:12:33] I just add it.

[00:12:34] I always count down.

[00:12:35] Really?

[00:12:36] Yeah.

[00:12:36] I don't know.

[00:12:37] I always just add it up to whatever it's HP.

[00:12:39] But you suck at math.

[00:12:41] I mean mathematically that is easier.

[00:12:44] Is it easier to add or subtract?

[00:12:46] I don't know.

[00:12:47] I've always subtracted.

[00:12:51] I could multiply it and we'd be here all night.

[00:12:55] Get out your goddamn abacus.

[00:12:58] Do one of these things.

[00:12:59] Is this like.

[00:13:00] I don't know how this works but it does.

[00:13:01] Is this like which hand you shake your dick off with kind of a thing you know what I mean.

[00:13:04] Like is it a left hand right hand?

[00:13:05] Right hand right handed so.

[00:13:06] Because I'm pretty sure I think I've seen Jeff.

[00:13:08] I think Jeff adds up too.

[00:13:11] Anyway.

[00:13:11] Please hit it one more time to kill it because it doesn't have that many HP left.

[00:13:14] I would know it has 27.

[00:13:15] I rolled an 18.

[00:13:17] Hits.

[00:13:18] So two weapon fighting I get the bonus action no modifier in the second tax.

[00:13:21] A straight D8.

[00:13:22] The straight D8 is one damage.

[00:13:24] He drops.

[00:13:26] I eat him.

[00:13:28] Yeah he had one hit point left.

[00:13:30] Just like a big goddamn noodle slurping up.

[00:13:34] Your big serpenty noodle.

[00:13:35] I learned lockpick.

[00:13:40] The yeah that's yeah that's that's that's it.

[00:13:44] He's dead.

[00:13:44] I was trying to see what I was looking for him.

[00:13:46] And yeah.

[00:13:47] The smoke is very pungent.

[00:13:50] It's kind of sickening.

[00:13:54] We tripping balls.

[00:13:56] No.

[00:13:57] A rifle through his pocket.

[00:13:58] You do see in his pocket he has well actually not his pocket it would have been in his hand

[00:14:04] that he has now dropped a paintbrush.

[00:14:07] Oh.

[00:14:09] Happy little trees.

[00:14:10] I will I will continue working on his mural.

[00:14:13] Okay.

[00:14:15] Just dicks.

[00:14:17] Hey I have an art degree thank you.

[00:14:21] So do I.

[00:14:24] Lucas smiles at the camera.

[00:14:26] I was going to make a joke about my fictitious characters being just as real and as yours

[00:14:31] but I feel like that could be almost be a bridge too far so.

[00:14:34] If you look around the all the walls of this cave feature crude paintings of humans and humans

[00:14:40] encased in blue crystals gigantic frog creatures destroying cities and serpent folk and other

[00:14:46] servants of Zathagwa slaughtering men and horses.

[00:14:51] He didn't have a pendant did he?

[00:14:54] No the serpent folk do not seem to be wearing robes nor pendants so far.

[00:15:00] Streaker.

[00:15:05] Other than that it's just a dead end cave it's not very large maybe a 10 by 10 room.

[00:15:10] Oh so it's just to dead end to this this area where he's grilling some mushrooms and painting.

[00:15:17] Dope.

[00:15:21] Next room.

[00:15:24] I will try and crudely sketch some of the drawings in some paper that I have.

[00:15:29] Yeah that's one.

[00:15:33] Are you using his paintbrush?

[00:15:35] Yeah why not it's got paint on it right?

[00:15:39] Um yeah it's got paint on it.

[00:15:41] It also kind of leaves like a weird um it's got a weird aroma the paint has a strange aroma.

[00:15:49] It's dirt and paint.

[00:15:53] Sketches uh I'm gonna call them zillatone.

[00:15:58] Nothing else in this room?

[00:16:00] No.

[00:16:03] Other door other door.

[00:16:05] Told you that was the right door to go through.

[00:16:09] Oh it's a dead end he forgot about it.

[00:16:11] The other door the other door goes out to a rather lengthy corridor.

[00:16:25] It doesn't actually give me a key on here on how long that is but I would say it's it's

[00:16:31] half a mile it's long.

[00:16:33] Damn.

[00:16:35] Before you come to a basically a four-way cross you can either go north northeast or south southwest

[00:16:43] or continue if you wish.

[00:16:47] This is not trust it's cardinal directions we're at three intersections.

[00:16:51] Yeah it's a cross right?

[00:16:53] It's a cross straight left or right.

[00:16:54] It's a four way.

[00:16:55] You can either go up down or continue.

[00:16:58] It's really a three way because we don't care to go back.

[00:17:01] Come on that's up to you.

[00:17:02] We gotta go back.

[00:17:04] Crazy shit happens at crossroads.

[00:17:06] Up down or continue?

[00:17:08] Let's bring us some salt on it.

[00:17:11] Left left left left.

[00:17:14] You go down again through another smaller shorter corridor

[00:17:22] and you come to a door the big stone door at the very end.

[00:17:27] There is a brass keyhole set the center of the stone

[00:17:31] surrounded by circular runes that glow with a pink light.

[00:17:37] I point to Alex and point to the door.

[00:17:40] Didn't we pick up a key already from the groundsman?

[00:17:45] You picked up a key to the to the crypt.

[00:17:49] Maybe they multi-purpose that key we don't know.

[00:17:51] Give it a shot.

[00:17:52] Could have been a million keys I don't know.

[00:17:55] You didn't specify.

[00:17:55] I thought it was actually a ring of keys.

[00:17:57] He did say a ring of keys thank you Troy.

[00:17:59] Could be one of those.

[00:18:00] I said that to be funny because it would be funny if you dropped it and had a start over.

[00:18:04] Checking keys.

[00:18:06] But you never clarified it was a joke we're going with it.

[00:18:09] It is now in the game.

[00:18:11] That's fair.

[00:18:13] You see him pulling out odd shapes and putting it in that clearly don't fit.

[00:18:16] They all look the same.

[00:18:18] Can we read the croons?

[00:18:21] Are they in common or?

[00:18:24] Acklo.

[00:18:25] They're in a language you've never seen before.

[00:18:27] How do you know?

[00:18:28] What language does I am?

[00:18:30] God.

[00:18:31] No, you don't.

[00:18:32] That is a scary thought.

[00:18:35] The world would be way more fucking emo.

[00:18:41] There's your thought as well.

[00:18:43] What language is it so we know that we don't know it?

[00:18:45] You don't know it.

[00:18:49] Pull out my Google translate.

[00:18:51] I pull out my girl.

[00:18:53] Oh no you have no idea what this says.

[00:18:55] None of the keys that you try fit.

[00:18:58] Let's see here.

[00:18:59] No no go around the ring again.

[00:19:01] You probably missed one.

[00:19:03] I try the handle.

[00:19:06] There actually is no handle.

[00:19:09] And how do you pull it open if you do have the key?

[00:19:13] Roll or conna.

[00:19:15] All right 15.

[00:19:21] That is an arcane lock.

[00:19:24] Can I pick it?

[00:19:26] No.

[00:19:27] It is a magical lock.

[00:19:30] I appreciate it.

[00:19:30] It's not magic.

[00:19:32] Magic.

[00:19:33] Spell magic.

[00:19:35] Let's see here.

[00:19:37] Anti-magic field maybe?

[00:19:42] You could spit on it.

[00:19:46] I could cast fog cloud.

[00:19:49] I mean maybe.

[00:19:51] That should work.

[00:19:52] That should fit.

[00:19:56] You basically write again at this point.

[00:19:59] I got nothing for the lock at the moment.

[00:20:02] All right.

[00:20:04] Well we go back to the crossroads and go left again.

[00:20:08] So then you would continue on your original path.

[00:20:10] How about we go to the other one first?

[00:20:13] You want to go straight across first?

[00:20:15] He's breaking the penis rule.

[00:20:18] Well I'm thinking of it this way.

[00:20:20] This is apparently a long passage.

[00:20:22] Correct.

[00:20:23] With two crossroads that intersect it.

[00:20:25] No I follow you.

[00:20:25] I don't think that's a bad call.

[00:20:27] I'm not opposed to it.

[00:20:29] I don't know if anyone else cares but.

[00:20:32] Go straight across.

[00:20:34] Let's go.

[00:20:34] I'm going down this path if they follow.

[00:20:37] Hopefully they do so I don't die.

[00:20:38] We turn around and go the other way.

[00:20:39] God is a-

[00:20:40] God!

[00:20:42] Stone shape close the hallway.

[00:20:43] You want to leave him there?

[00:20:44] I can do a cello session real quick.

[00:20:50] Not well armed yet please don't kill me.

[00:20:55] Yeah cool.

[00:20:56] You find the tunnel ends at a slab of stone

[00:21:02] with stout iron hinges and a heavy latch.

[00:21:06] Scrawled across the slab in green paint is the phrase it all ends here.

[00:21:11] The word ends has been crossed out with red paint

[00:21:15] and the word begins is written above it.

[00:21:19] All right.

[00:21:21] That's not like you know sophomore year metaphorical bullshit from a

[00:21:26] Arter Theater major.

[00:21:28] Did you say this one did have a door knob?

[00:21:33] It has a latch on it.

[00:21:34] Like flip the latch the door opens right?

[00:21:41] I mean I want to open this door but do we check the other way before I open this door

[00:21:45] because I got no problem opening a door that says it all in slash begins here.

[00:21:49] I kind of think yeah we need to go back the other way.

[00:21:54] Like I feel like this is the Sandy Peterson version of what is at one pill makes you smaller

[00:21:59] the other pill makes you tall and the white rabbit when Alice is 10 feet tall like I feel

[00:22:05] I get that vibe at the behind this door.

[00:22:07] Jefferson airplane just beyond this portal.

[00:22:12] Was an airplane or starship to do that song?

[00:22:14] I always forget which is which.

[00:22:15] Airplane.

[00:22:15] Starship is the shitty version.

[00:22:18] Is that like the reboot band?

[00:22:21] Yeah.

[00:22:23] I don't know my airplane.

[00:22:25] Let's do it.

[00:22:25] I don't know my airplane starship history.

[00:22:28] Are they the same band?

[00:22:29] Yes.

[00:22:30] Well some members.

[00:22:32] Fair enough I didn't know.

[00:22:36] Again we mentioned this probably on the podcast already I'm not great at music so.

[00:22:43] We're gonna listen to electric hallway before we leave just so it gets stuck in your fucking head.

[00:22:48] It fucking will.

[00:22:49] It is catchy.

[00:22:50] So we're going back to the main hallway and going the other way then

[00:22:53] before we go through the Alice in Wonderland door.

[00:22:55] Yeah I think we go back and check the other way.

[00:22:58] Sounds good.

[00:22:59] Seems like a logical choice.

[00:23:00] I don't love it but it seems like the logical choice.

[00:23:02] It's about another half miles walk before you enter another cavern.

[00:23:05] Good.

[00:23:08] God damn.

[00:23:09] It's lengthy.

[00:23:12] The Lucas is not great at reading maps.

[00:23:14] Do we think this is actually a half a mile?

[00:23:19] All right.

[00:23:20] Let's just keep going till we get to the end.

[00:23:23] In this room spores drift through the still air of the cavern like moats of fairy dust.

[00:23:29] A massive pit fills the center of the chamber.

[00:23:33] It's rough walls home to hundreds of mushrooms and dripping black slime molds.

[00:23:37] A wooden scaffold extends over the pit with a rope ladder

[00:23:41] and a rope and pulley dangling into the fungal chasm.

[00:23:45] There are how many doors in this one?

[00:23:50] Oh for God's sake.

[00:23:52] So many doors.

[00:23:54] You can continue straight across or you can turn right and go north.

[00:24:00] Or we could go into the hole right?

[00:24:01] Or we can go into the hole if you want.

[00:24:02] The hole is definitely a solid option that needs to be investigated.

[00:24:06] So the pit is covered with mushroom, slime mushrooms.

[00:24:11] The walls are like coated in mushrooms and slime.

[00:24:16] The mushrooms look very similar to the ones that were cooking in the cavern with the circuit book.

[00:24:22] I know what I want to do.

[00:24:23] I'm sort of looking at my character sheet.

[00:24:25] You guys should come up with a different plan.

[00:24:29] Because I know what I want to do and I'm looking for supplies.

[00:24:34] Go straight.

[00:24:36] Sure.

[00:24:38] Ignore the cavern.

[00:24:39] No, not ignore the cavern.

[00:24:41] Come on now.

[00:24:42] All right.

[00:24:43] One of your party wants to stay.

[00:24:44] Does anybody have oil?

[00:24:47] I can make grease.

[00:24:49] It's close.

[00:24:50] It's not quite the same.

[00:24:52] If they want a fire, I can make that too.

[00:24:55] How many torches?

[00:24:56] I can't fire.

[00:24:57] Fire.

[00:24:59] I'm gonna light a torch.

[00:25:01] And just toss it over the side.

[00:25:04] I'm gonna see how down this shroom pit goes.

[00:25:07] Oh God.

[00:25:09] From what you can tell, it's about 17 feet wide.

[00:25:11] You do see it hit the ground at the bottom?

[00:25:15] About 70 feet down.

[00:25:19] Does the ladder go all the way down?

[00:25:22] No.

[00:25:24] It's a terrible ladder.

[00:25:26] Fuck's the point.

[00:25:28] It's like those goddamn doors on the sides of houses that are like

[00:25:30] you're in those stairs.

[00:25:32] It's like what purpose does that serve?

[00:25:33] Now that there's a little bit of light down there before it poofs out,

[00:25:36] you do see some shimmering similar to the crystals that you had seen before,

[00:25:43] the large ones.

[00:25:45] Like the one that the vormai broke out of.

[00:25:48] Uh-oh.

[00:25:49] I don't know if I want to go down there more or less now.

[00:25:54] It is foul smelling in here.

[00:25:58] How far down did the ladder go?

[00:26:01] Maybe halfway, about 35 feet.

[00:26:05] Is it like coiled up and it can go down and it's just not all the way down?

[00:26:08] It just doesn't appear as if it goes all the way down.

[00:26:10] Is it a rope ladder?

[00:26:11] It is a rope, yeah it's a rope ladder.

[00:26:14] There's also a pulley system set up in there.

[00:26:18] What's the pulley system connected to?

[00:26:21] Is it a platform?

[00:26:22] It's a rope and pulley system is all it says.

[00:26:24] I mean, I imagine it's connected to an arm of some kind that dangles over.

[00:26:30] So if we fed rope into it, we could theoretically mission impossible someone down there.

[00:26:35] Unless I misread you by the image it looks different the way it reads.

[00:26:41] It just says that a massive pit fills the center of the chamber, its rough walls.

[00:26:45] A wooden scaffold extends over the pit with a ladder and rope and pulley dangling into the

[00:26:50] kept fungal cast.

[00:26:52] So this is like there's both a ladder and a rope and pulley dangling down.

[00:26:58] This is like you would climb down and like pick the mushrooms and put them into a bucket

[00:27:02] and the bucket would be hauled back up.

[00:27:04] That seems ideal.

[00:27:07] This is the first and only place other than where they were cooking that you've

[00:27:11] ever seen these mushrooms especially in a clustered area.

[00:27:14] Does anyone know what these mushrooms are?

[00:27:17] Does anybody have any of that knowledge?

[00:27:19] Can make a survival check.

[00:27:20] Like botany?

[00:27:21] Roll nature.

[00:27:22] I'll give you a nature check.

[00:27:24] Nature would be solid.

[00:27:25] It won't be a low DC but I'll give you a nature check because these are things you've

[00:27:28] never seen before.

[00:27:31] When they were cooking in the other room.

[00:27:33] Nature survival makes sense.

[00:27:34] That's a nat one buddy.

[00:27:35] I imagine you know jack shit.

[00:27:37] They're mushrooms.

[00:27:39] 15.

[00:27:42] Just missed it.

[00:27:44] Yeah.

[00:27:45] Just missed it my friend.

[00:27:47] Inspiration.

[00:27:51] I'm uninspired.

[00:27:53] They are.

[00:27:54] You are Troy.

[00:27:57] Does it give you yeah the fungi and the fungi have porous multi-tiered caps that range in

[00:28:04] color from peice to bright orange.

[00:28:06] So that's peice.

[00:28:10] The peice is loose.

[00:28:12] It's peach.

[00:28:13] Because we could burn them.

[00:28:15] I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[00:28:21] But there is shit down there.

[00:28:24] So we're going to be completionists.

[00:28:25] We're gonna have to go down there.

[00:28:28] Which we could do.

[00:28:30] Okay.

[00:28:31] It does allow for a Yogg's Aethoth 3 or a survival as well.

[00:28:36] Gimlet Yogg.

[00:28:39] Well can I change that to survival then?

[00:28:44] Never mind.

[00:28:45] Natural.

[00:28:46] Because it would have been a 17 on survival.

[00:28:48] I got a 30% larger natural 3.

[00:28:52] I'll give you the survival.

[00:28:53] These are the mushrooms.

[00:28:56] The it's a hallucinogens.

[00:28:59] And don't burn them.

[00:29:01] If you have if you have a quick discussion with your friend who ate a body part and got

[00:29:06] a little high you can assume that these are in that elixir of Zoth.

[00:29:13] So we want to see what's at the bottom of the pit right?

[00:29:16] I think we should at some point yeah.

[00:29:18] Some of the some of the we does.

[00:29:20] What's the word called?

[00:29:22] The brave and adventurous part of the we does.

[00:29:25] The reckless and stupid part of the we does.

[00:29:28] There's a thing I can do.

[00:29:29] You know it's a Venn diagram and it's a logical tinkering to make a handful of glowing stones.

[00:29:36] Toss them into the pit.

[00:29:37] See what I can see.

[00:29:38] It's 70 feet down so you're not going to be able to see all the way down there from

[00:29:40] brightly does kind of glimmer here and there.

[00:29:44] Yeah but it's still 70 feet from where you're standing.

[00:29:47] I appreciate that.

[00:29:48] Do we get a little more input on what's down there?

[00:29:51] I mean other than a there you do see that there is kind of a pool or a puddle maybe of

[00:29:56] some of that black slime that's down there.

[00:29:59] You do you get glimmers of crystalline shimmer.

[00:30:04] Does not appear as if there is one giant crystal down there.

[00:30:07] How solid is this pulley?

[00:30:08] How much weight would it hold?

[00:30:12] Survival check?

[00:30:15] I feel like it's a mechanical engineering thing that that dude could figure out but that's just

[00:30:19] my two cents.

[00:30:19] You do have a less than 20 pound cat laying next to you so.

[00:30:23] 19 survival.

[00:30:24] Go ahead and let's do this.

[00:30:26] I mean yeah it could probably hold you but it is rickety it is old.

[00:30:30] What's on the end of the the rope and pulley?

[00:30:33] It appears to just be a hook as if you would hook it to a harness that you do not see

[00:30:38] or a belt loop that you are not having that you're not wearing.

[00:30:41] Bucket.

[00:30:41] What about to the back of my fanny pack bag of holding?

[00:30:48] Sure I'll give you that.

[00:30:50] I'll give you that.

[00:30:51] And if we need extra length extra cord we do have rope.

[00:30:56] Yeah.

[00:30:56] You stupid fucking rope.

[00:30:59] I will say all right lower me down and I'm saying this through a series of meows

[00:31:05] and hisses and purrs.

[00:31:06] Lower me down if I meow once slow me down and stop.

[00:31:12] I will then meow again.

[00:31:14] You continue me to continue lowering me down.

[00:31:17] If I meow twice raise me up.

[00:31:20] What if you start really screeching?

[00:31:22] Got it.

[00:31:23] Raise me up.

[00:31:25] I begin if the rope goes taut and feels like it's going to break.

[00:31:33] I just go straight out of the cavern.

[00:31:37] I begin lowering the cat down.

[00:31:40] 10 feet 20 feet.

[00:31:42] With my dark vision.

[00:31:44] Tell me what I see.

[00:31:45] Reminding Flynn of the time that he lowered me into a pit indeed indeed.

[00:31:49] That is still my favorite occurrence.

[00:31:51] You did that earlier in this game.

[00:31:53] Indeed.

[00:31:54] You lowered him into a pit of bodies.

[00:31:57] Yeah.

[00:31:57] All of you did yeah.

[00:31:58] Yeah but Flynn didn't leave me for dead for three days.

[00:32:00] Oh fair point.

[00:32:02] And go have sex with someone on a stone something.

[00:32:05] I don't remember it was very weird.

[00:32:06] It was a church tower.

[00:32:07] Yeah it sort of was.

[00:32:10] The further you get down the worse the smell gets.

[00:32:14] The smell of just like the mushrooms.

[00:32:16] Yeah the there's it spores and it's okay you know you're getting it's it's getting to you.

[00:32:24] How far do you want to go down 35 feet halfway.

[00:32:29] What am I able to see dark vision of the theoretically is a torque 60 feet.

[00:32:34] Stones down there too.

[00:32:35] Yeah that is true.

[00:32:35] I mean the torch got you.

[00:32:38] You're just seeing slime and slime and mushrooms slime and mushrooms.

[00:32:41] Where was the some of the mushrooms might be getting a little larger as you go further down.

[00:32:46] I mean I'm 30 feet away and there was shimmering.

[00:32:49] On the floor itself was where the shimmering was.

[00:32:51] But what do I see.

[00:32:53] You just see glimmers of pieces of crystal from what you can tell.

[00:32:57] It's kind of intermixed and overlapped with some of the slime that's been dripping down.

[00:33:01] Okay I feel like we should have given you a mask before lowering your down with all those.

[00:33:05] If you don't roll me a constitution saving throw.

[00:33:09] Thank you for bringing that up.

[00:33:10] You talked about it first.

[00:33:13] Don't blame me.

[00:33:15] All right you're good.

[00:33:16] Um you're so dying this.

[00:33:18] You start hacking a little bit and kind of kind of shake it off but uh.

[00:33:22] Hairball.

[00:33:22] Yeah you're good.

[00:33:24] Okay.

[00:33:24] Hiding the bag of holding.

[00:33:27] Just breathing to the bag of holding.

[00:33:29] And to the empty void of the bag of holding.

[00:33:32] I don't think there's any air in there.

[00:33:34] I think there's not.

[00:33:35] I think it's kind of the point.

[00:33:36] One of my parties tried to uh.

[00:33:38] You can hide somebody.

[00:33:39] Yeah you can pretty sure there's so many minutes you just suffocate.

[00:33:43] Yeah I was keeping track of minutes.

[00:33:48] All right keep low on me.

[00:33:51] Yeah I haven't stopped.

[00:33:53] Yeah yeah.

[00:33:55] Yeah.

[00:33:56] Meowed yet so.

[00:33:57] 40 feet.

[00:33:59] 50 feet.

[00:34:01] Am I seeing anything new at the bottom?

[00:34:03] Nothing new but the spores keep getting thicker and thicker.

[00:34:05] All right.

[00:34:06] I assume after 10 feet I just didn't let the rope go.

[00:34:08] Cats lean on their feet right?

[00:34:10] Most cats I had one that didn't.

[00:34:13] He was fat.

[00:34:14] Humbleen is hail.

[00:34:17] Monk cat.

[00:34:19] All right so now we're at 45 feet so it's like 25 feet from the bottom.

[00:34:25] I still just see.

[00:34:27] Yeah I mean it just appears to be here as if it's shards of crystal.

[00:34:31] All right.

[00:34:31] And slime and.

[00:34:32] I meow twice.

[00:34:34] Meow meow.

[00:34:35] Keeps going down.

[00:34:40] Meow meow.

[00:34:41] Give me another constitution save bro.

[00:34:44] Meow meow.

[00:34:45] He went limp that was a sign to lower him all the way down.

[00:34:48] Seven.

[00:34:50] Gentlemen seven.

[00:34:53] Your poison for the next hour.

[00:34:56] All right.

[00:34:57] Poison what does that do?

[00:34:59] It's a condition you have to read the condition for poisoned.

[00:35:03] Now that we got that over with I guess we could keep going down.

[00:35:06] Very very potent spores at this point you're getting down there.

[00:35:10] It's your eyes are getting cloudy.

[00:35:12] You're not feeling very well at all.

[00:35:16] Probably throwing up.

[00:35:21] What was the signal if he spit a hairball?

[00:35:27] Lower him faster.

[00:35:30] At the bottom you do not see any direction other than the floor.

[00:35:34] There's no direction from here to go any other like if you're looking for a doorway out

[00:35:39] from the bottom there is nothing it's just up at the bottom.

[00:35:42] Okay what are all the crystals?

[00:35:44] The crystals yeah what's.

[00:35:45] They appear to be shards and pieces of the same color of the big blue crystal

[00:35:51] the form I broke out of in a previous room.

[00:35:54] Okay so just littered in here.

[00:35:56] Just littered on the bottom.

[00:35:57] Is there enough of the crystal that it seems like there was a

[00:36:00] crystal of that size that broke in here?

[00:36:02] Could be.

[00:36:03] Yeah.

[00:36:04] Could be.

[00:36:07] I'm gonna grab his torch in my teeth.

[00:36:10] Sure.

[00:36:11] Hell hell.

[00:36:13] Hacking, pulving, throwing up.

[00:36:15] It's fun as funny as it is.

[00:36:16] The jokes play down.

[00:36:17] I will start hauling Flynn back up.

[00:36:19] You get him back to the top he's got

[00:36:20] shit caked all over the back of his legs.

[00:36:24] If he can't hold his shit because he's sick.

[00:36:26] Spit out your torch.

[00:36:28] Oh thanks.

[00:36:29] I'll add it back to my inventory.

[00:36:31] I was ready to ride it all.

[00:36:33] Yeah that's it.

[00:36:34] That's everything that's in there.

[00:36:36] You don't have any poison cure restoration anything like that?

[00:36:42] Should help a homie out?

[00:36:44] I will.

[00:36:44] A cat homie out?

[00:36:45] I will lay on hands and cure his poison.

[00:36:48] Nice.

[00:36:49] Okay.

[00:36:51] Now you can take the time to lick the shit off your legs.

[00:36:58] Yeah so you can either continue, sorry was it forward or north?

[00:37:04] Forward.

[00:37:05] Right.

[00:37:06] I thought it was the intention.

[00:37:08] Yeah I mean it's kind of hard to tell in terms of direction but

[00:37:11] pick a direction and go that way.

[00:37:13] Do you don't you have a thing that you know which direction you're headed?

[00:37:19] Was that not something, was that you or is that a different game I'm thinking of?

[00:37:21] I can smell dead things.

[00:37:24] I'm thinking of a different game.

[00:37:25] I swear you had something that you knew which direction you were always going.

[00:37:30] I don't know what I'm thinking of then.

[00:37:32] Not that I recall.

[00:37:34] Okay.

[00:37:38] That's another lengthy walk down this then corridor and you come upon a doorway that

[00:37:49] appears to go into a room that is somewhat well lit and you hear water.

[00:38:04] Like steady stream of water?

[00:38:08] Drill.

[00:38:11] Almost as if somebody is bucketing water.

[00:38:14] You hear kind of more of a splash.

[00:38:17] Cuffoom splash, cuffoom splash.

[00:38:23] Yeah you self-enup I don't like your thing.

[00:38:25] It's my thing.

[00:38:26] No rage.

[00:38:28] Nope rage.

[00:38:29] 17.

[00:38:30] That'll do.

[00:38:31] A shaft of light spills down into the center of this domed chamber.

[00:38:36] Illuminating the reservoir of water below.

[00:38:38] You stand in a vaulted apps just above the water level.

[00:38:43] One of four, sorry one of four such recesses jutting off in a cross shape from the dome.

[00:38:52] Three green cloaked women are in the opposite apps.

[00:38:56] One of them bent over a workstation another tending to a small boat while the third works

[00:39:01] the spigot of a large barrel dripping its contents into the reservoir.

[00:39:06] Just makes me think of a brother.

[00:39:08] A bucket on a rope splashes down from the hole above and then is slowly drawn back up

[00:39:13] suggesting that this is a well.

[00:39:16] So you are on one end of a literal plus sign with a circle in the middle of full of water.

[00:39:26] And you got one lady pumping and you got one lady at a table and you got one lady doing what?

[00:39:31] Three fates yeah.

[00:39:33] Trinity symbolism is heavy here but I miss what they were doing.

[00:39:36] One at a workstation one tending to a small boat while the third works the spigot of a large barrel.

[00:39:43] Dripping its contents into the reservoir.

[00:39:46] Right can you show me a picture of the map I'm having trouble with this one?

[00:39:51] It's I mean I can but it kind of give me that give me the dry erase please.

[00:39:58] Like somebody pumping somebody on a boat somebody at a workstation and then you're like at the bottom of the well.

[00:40:06] My guess is they're poisoning the well.

[00:40:09] More than likely.

[00:40:11] This is the well.

[00:40:14] And you got four recesses and we're coming out of one of them and then the ladies are in the other three.

[00:40:24] That's what you're looking at.

[00:40:25] Okay.

[00:40:25] They are across from you.

[00:40:27] You are the one single.

[00:40:28] So we can't get to them unless we jump over the well?

[00:40:33] I mean that might be an option however let me give you the size of the room

[00:40:36] because it's not as small as you think.

[00:40:38] Well you didn't tell us so.

[00:40:42] No it's because it's not the description.

[00:40:43] It is 300 yards.

[00:40:45] My god half a mile.

[00:40:46] 3,000.

[00:40:49] It is 30 it's a 30 foot sphere or 30 foot circle.

[00:40:54] The well?

[00:40:55] Yeah it's 30 feet from one end to the other.

[00:40:58] That's a big fucking well.

[00:40:59] It's a big fucking well and it is a it's a perfect circle so it's you know.

[00:41:03] Do we see like any sort of opening or doorway where they are?

[00:41:06] To like for them to get out?

[00:41:11] You do directly across from you.

[00:41:12] There is another door going that direction.

[00:41:17] Okay is there an edge to the well or a rim?

[00:41:22] Not as much as you think.

[00:41:25] I don't know how much I think.

[00:41:26] Let me make sure I'm not giving stuff away.

[00:41:29] Okay if I show you this I don't think I'm giving anything away.

[00:41:31] Flindings and four and a half inch increments for no particular reason.

[00:41:38] You guys have been in all these other rooms.

[00:41:41] This is what you're looking at.

[00:41:42] It literally goes up to the edge of that space.

[00:41:46] What are those things floating in it?

[00:41:49] Those are probably other pillars.

[00:41:51] Is the water like up to?

[00:41:54] Yeah the water is as high as it can be.

[00:41:57] I mean you're the merman.

[00:42:01] Yeah I know.

[00:42:01] It's like merman.

[00:42:02] Man.

[00:42:03] You just swim.

[00:42:04] This is the fucking fish.

[00:42:08] Like runs across it skipping.

[00:42:11] Those goddamn geckos or whatever.

[00:42:14] I'll talk about my cousins.

[00:42:19] Oh yeah I didn't even have to count that.

[00:42:21] It's 30 feet in diameter and it's also 30 rising 30 feet.

[00:42:26] Yeah hang on.

[00:42:27] The cistern is a cylinder 30 feet in diameter with the dome rising 30 feet

[00:42:32] from the water level itself.

[00:42:34] The water is 50 feet deep.

[00:42:36] One who can swim probably be able to tell that

[00:42:40] is much more clearer than the mucky mucky dovan before.

[00:42:47] Four abscess protrude from the main chamber in a cross pattern each one 15 feet

[00:42:54] length and 20 feet wide.

[00:42:56] Ceilings 10 feet high above you but the dome itself is obviously up higher.

[00:43:00] Chill at him.

[00:43:00] Oi whatcha doing?

[00:43:02] Oh I can't.

[00:43:03] These abscess do not meet each other at the corner.

[00:43:05] Oi you poisoned in this well.

[00:43:07] Being separated by about two feet of curving wall.

[00:43:12] Moving from one abscess to the other would require hugging the wall and stepping

[00:43:16] carefully around the blind corner a process that takes 15 feet of movement.

[00:43:22] The pillars in each abscess can provide half cover if that's what you want to do.

[00:43:30] There are four pillars rising from the floor of the water reservoir to just a few inches

[00:43:36] under the water level.

[00:43:38] Honestly can form in a 10 foot square in the center of the chamber.

[00:43:42] Each pillar is one foot in diameter so you can actually jump onto those pillars

[00:43:48] rather than swimming all across.

[00:43:50] Does the water appear potable?

[00:43:54] I mean it's a well.

[00:43:56] He said it was very clear.

[00:43:57] It's much clearer than...

[00:43:59] Well much clearer than muddy shit doesn't mean I want to drink it.

[00:44:02] Yep.

[00:44:03] Sure.

[00:44:06] It's a city well.

[00:44:09] I know towns near my home down there had water much clearer than muddy shit and I still wouldn't drink it.

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[00:44:24] Does the well look like very purposefully shaped, smooth?

[00:44:31] Oh yeah I know it was built this way.

[00:44:33] It's more like a stone built man made well.

[00:44:40] Yeah it's very much shaped stone not natural.

[00:44:44] Can we then...

[00:44:46] Is the water clear enough that we would be able to see...

[00:44:50] Well 50 feet is pretty deep.

[00:44:51] I mean after so many feet it gets a little murky but you can see

[00:44:54] pretty fairly well.

[00:44:56] I mean you could see much better underwater than anyone.

[00:45:00] But again the way that it's explained those pillars are just about two inches under the

[00:45:04] water level so you can actually jump to each pillar and jump across them if that's what you want to do.

[00:45:09] What's the light source?

[00:45:11] Natural from above.

[00:45:12] Okay so whatever that dome is we're seeing like...

[00:45:15] Yeah I mean it's a well that's where the bucket is coming down and back up.

[00:45:18] Down and back up.

[00:45:18] So I've said it a couple times in jest but I think it actually will come in handy here.

[00:45:22] I can cast fog cloud on them and then we could try to get across you know at least some of what

[00:45:31] of an obstruction for them.

[00:45:33] I'm still thinking about the whole hugging the walls wouldn't that be for a normal sized

[00:45:37] creature as opposed to a house cat?

[00:45:40] Yeah well as you say.

[00:45:41] Who probably just sprints his ass around the corners.

[00:45:43] If we'd like a nice surprise

[00:45:47] probably could give Flynn the old fastball special.

[00:45:51] Can you throw him more than 30 feet?

[00:45:54] I bet I could.

[00:45:56] We said it's only two feet between...

[00:46:01] Yeah there's nothing to really walk on you have to hug the wall and it costs you 15 feet of your

[00:46:06] movement.

[00:46:06] You can jump that.

[00:46:08] Theoretically.

[00:46:11] The way it's explained is that because of the way it's curved you would have to hug the

[00:46:15] wall to get to it I don't know.

[00:46:18] If you walked it yeah.

[00:46:22] I think it would be a very difficult DC to jump it just by the way it's explained.

[00:46:27] You're a mermaid.

[00:46:29] I'm not worried about me.

[00:46:30] You can swim yeah that's not a problem.

[00:46:32] I'm not worried about jumping either I've got a ton of long range stuff that it might

[00:46:36] disposal.

[00:46:37] But again you can jump from pillar to pillar to get across if you want to throw a

[00:46:40] distraction and cover them in fog that helps you I'm sure that will help you get across

[00:46:44] faster or at least without being detected.

[00:46:48] Yeah look at Flynn I'll have to toss you.

[00:46:53] It's a long way.

[00:46:55] So what does this look like for me to hug the wall?

[00:47:00] For you being a are you small or tiny you're small right?

[00:47:04] Tiny.

[00:47:04] You're tiny?

[00:47:07] Instead of 15 feet I'll give you 10 feet it'll take 10 feet of your movement.

[00:47:11] So basically it's difficult terrain so the way this reads is that two feet cost

[00:47:17] 15 foot of movement for anyone else.

[00:47:20] Okay.

[00:47:20] So for you I'll give you 10.

[00:47:21] All right so I will just hug the wall and go to the next alcove.

[00:47:26] Yeah I mean left or right it doesn't matter to me but right okay.

[00:47:31] What do I see over in this new alcove?

[00:47:33] Is it cool?

[00:47:36] That alcove is just a dead end.

[00:47:38] It looks exactly like the alcove you were on but there's no doorway at the end of it.

[00:47:43] I'll look back and flick my tail which means coast is clear.

[00:47:49] You were the only one that rolled a survival uh survival sorry a stealth check so everyone

[00:47:53] else is going to have to roll for stealth if they want to sneak around it.

[00:48:01] I'll continue over to the the alcove the ladies are in.

[00:48:06] Just fucking.

[00:48:09] Um they all kind of stop and they go oh a cat hey look there's a cat there's a cat here.

[00:48:13] Wait I'm still stealthed.

[00:48:15] Oh yeah you don't make noise doesn't mean they can't see.

[00:48:19] I thought that was the point of stealth I'm hugging the shadows.

[00:48:24] Roll me another stealth check.

[00:48:25] What?

[00:48:26] You're entering their area that's different.

[00:48:28] You were 50 feet away when you rolled it.

[00:48:31] You were 50 feet away when you rolled it now you're moving into their area.

[00:48:35] Oops that's a nat one.

[00:48:37] The bell on your collar went off.

[00:48:39] You got rid of this collar.

[00:48:42] Damn it.

[00:48:44] They all just kind of look at you go oh there's a cat.

[00:48:47] They just see a cat I mean they don't know any better so.

[00:48:51] I'll roll it back.

[00:48:52] They continue working and doing their thing.

[00:48:54] I'm gonna do my little.

[00:48:55] I'll like slowly.

[00:48:56] That was an missed opportunity you could have done the whole oh man I was caught.

[00:49:00] Yeah.

[00:49:04] All the time whenever somebody gets caught they're just like no.

[00:49:08] If you stand in front of their faces they can't see you.

[00:49:12] Does that how it works?

[00:49:13] Well when?

[00:49:13] Yep.

[00:49:14] Yeah.

[00:49:15] Just don't move.

[00:49:15] Yeah.

[00:49:17] What the fuck we're trying to go.

[00:49:19] Shit.

[00:49:21] I'm gonna like yes slowly like slink into the water.

[00:49:25] Roll myself.

[00:49:27] I was hoping I had something to help me with that.

[00:49:31] Can I get him advantaged by being a rascally little scoundrel and like distracting them?

[00:49:38] Not unless he tells you what you're doing.

[00:49:39] No because I feel like whatever they're doing is keeping their gaze.

[00:49:43] That's probably.

[00:49:43] I mean they're busy.

[00:49:44] You want me to cast guidance it gives you a bandit.

[00:49:47] There you go.

[00:49:47] Hey.

[00:49:48] Yes sir.

[00:49:48] That's a thing you guys can do together.

[00:49:51] Gives you advantage on all rolls forever.

[00:49:55] This is like a d4.

[00:49:57] It is I cast guidance on you just add a d4 to your thing.

[00:50:02] So excitedly not advantaged.

[00:50:05] So we got what you're barking about.

[00:50:06] It's my favorite cantrip.

[00:50:07] Gives me advantage on all rolls.

[00:50:09] I can't play d4 so I'm gonna use a 20.

[00:50:12] So at 18 that's a four.

[00:50:16] Yeah.

[00:50:16] Yeah I mean.

[00:50:17] So 18.

[00:50:18] All right.

[00:50:20] You slide even more.

[00:50:21] I'm gonna be fine.

[00:50:22] You slide directly you slide into the water very carefully.

[00:50:26] Like what's her name in wild things just.

[00:50:29] The ghoul and the artificer are just standing there watching these two disappear.

[00:50:36] What would you like to do?

[00:50:40] Well wait and see if something eats his nuts in the water or they attack the cat.

[00:50:44] I'm chilling right now.

[00:50:45] I'm gonna pat over and kind of check out what they're doing and what they're working on.

[00:50:50] Um.

[00:50:51] Doing sexy stuff.

[00:50:52] What do they look like?

[00:50:54] Like three human women and green robes.

[00:50:57] Okay so same coltie green robes.

[00:50:59] Looks very familiar to you.

[00:51:02] They have the amulets.

[00:51:04] Um I mean you can see chains but you can probably assume that they're wearing them.

[00:51:09] Um I mean three human women could describe a lot of different things that I've seen.

[00:51:15] I've seen a lot of three women.

[00:51:20] Yes.

[00:51:24] Love describing words.

[00:51:26] Back to that.

[00:51:28] It's fun.

[00:51:30] It appears as though they are adding some sort of liquid to the well.

[00:51:37] It's like that mio stuff.

[00:51:39] Yeah it's real green.

[00:51:41] Yep.

[00:51:42] It's that lime mio.

[00:51:44] Yeah.