Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 23

[00:00:07] Rancors Brothel presents The Big Sleep, The Mythos 5e Adventure.

[00:01:48] Next time.

[00:01:49] Refill everything.

[00:01:52] That's it folks, we're good.

[00:01:54] I mean you could take an hour if you want to roll some hit die.

[00:01:57] You can take 10 minutes to roll hit die if you want to take a 10 minute rest.

[00:02:01] You are welcome to.

[00:02:06] Are you taking an hour to roll some hit die?

[00:02:08] I will say it's about midday at this point.

[00:02:11] When you guys finally hit this area and get attacked by something.

[00:02:15] It's about a two day trip at a normal pace.

[00:02:18] I'll spend two hit die if we're taking that amount of time.

[00:02:22] You're welcome to take a 10 minute rest now at this point.

[00:02:24] Yep.

[00:02:25] I'm good.

[00:02:26] You can't take a 10 minute, you have to take an hour don't you?

[00:02:28] I always go ahead.

[00:02:29] Short rest you can use hit die.

[00:02:31] Long rest you get everything wet.

[00:02:33] Time is relative.

[00:02:34] I just got a little bit back.

[00:02:35] Is that tracking really? Fuck you up? Or what?

[00:02:38] A short rest is a period of downtime at least one hour long.

[00:02:43] I don't understand where this 10 minutes is coming from.

[00:02:46] Oh, it's not right.

[00:02:46] 10 minutes is a ritual.

[00:02:48] Downtime is one hour.

[00:02:51] Either way you can...

[00:02:52] Is that cracking fuck you up?

[00:02:54] Make sure when you roll hit die you also get your con modifier too.

[00:02:57] Yes.

[00:02:57] So if you rolled an eight you would also get the plus whatever your con is too.

[00:03:01] And when you do a long rest you get hit die back.

[00:03:06] Equal to half.

[00:03:07] Equal to half.

[00:03:07] As long as you spend no more than two you will get it after tomorrow.

[00:03:10] No worries.

[00:03:11] Is it half total or half what you spent?

[00:03:12] No, you get half total.

[00:03:14] You get half total.

[00:03:14] Half your total.

[00:03:16] So otherwise you...

[00:03:17] Yeah.

[00:03:17] I'm comfortable now.

[00:03:19] Your die should be equal to your level.

[00:03:21] I got a little bit of health back but I'm not in the red anymore.

[00:03:26] Anything even close to half is too low.

[00:03:30] Did you get poisoned?

[00:03:31] No.

[00:03:32] I did not get poisoned.

[00:03:33] No, but I am annoyed that the spider was within too close to me for any of my long ranged attacks because that is 70% of my attack type.

[00:03:45] Yeah.

[00:03:46] I used a couple of d12s.

[00:03:48] I'm back at full.

[00:03:49] Okay.

[00:03:50] After a 10 minute rest.

[00:03:54] Some...

[00:03:54] I don't know how your spell slots work.

[00:03:58] Some people short rest, some people long rest get spell slots back.

[00:04:01] So read that and make sure.

[00:04:02] You continue along the pathway.

[00:04:05] Eventually you find more people as you continue through the dense dark forest even though it is well after midday.

[00:04:13] Okay, the sun should be shining.

[00:04:15] Very, very dark through here.

[00:04:16] I'm very tall so my head is up in the sun.

[00:04:18] I can tell you it's quite nice.

[00:04:19] Quite a few more hours.

[00:04:22] And you come upon a bit of an opening and you do see some people resting here.

[00:04:29] And what appear to be some ruins of the building.

[00:04:34] Not for long I begin murdering them like a happy hobo.

[00:04:39] You see a half toppled edifice of an ancient chapel looms out of the dark and gloom of the forest.

[00:04:45] A gnarled oak has burst through the side of the building but its sagging lead roof remains in miraculously good shape.

[00:04:53] Fireball.

[00:04:55] Traces of a low stone wall mark the boundaries of this long defunct abbey.

[00:05:00] Enclosing a graveyard of moss-eaten tombstones, tumble by encroaching roots.

[00:05:06] A graveyard you say?

[00:05:10] A graveyard you say?

[00:05:12] I do.

[00:05:12] I say that.

[00:05:19] Lots of dead here.

[00:05:21] Long since dead.

[00:05:24] Right, I mean-

[00:05:24] Probably skeletal dead.

[00:05:25] That means I can get skeels.

[00:05:27] You get skeels from skeletons even?

[00:05:30] Anything that I can eat I believe.

[00:05:31] It's really, really dead here.

[00:05:33] That means the longer it's been dead the better the skeel.

[00:05:35] I have no flesh left on much of this shit my friend.

[00:05:38] It's a very long abandoned area.

[00:05:41] You're not gonna find too much flesh to eat here.

[00:05:43] If you don't want him to get the skills just say that it's a full of cremated people.

[00:05:51] He'll just have to add water.

[00:05:52] He'll snort that shit like cocaine.

[00:05:54] It is essentially bone and ash here at this point.

[00:05:56] Just add water.

[00:05:57] The chapel itself is about 20 feet wide, 40 feet long.

[00:06:00] There's a 10 foot gap in its western wall where the oak has grown through.

[00:06:04] The floor is buried under a loom of fallen leaves.

[00:06:08] Quite comfortable where you can actually shelter and rest if you wish.

[00:06:11] After I finish killing as many cultists as I can before they scramble.

[00:06:13] The boundary wall encloses an 80 foot by 100 foot area.

[00:06:18] Including the graveyard and the crumbling ruins of two small dormitories that are now little more than piles of rock.

[00:06:25] Actually, give me a history check.

[00:06:28] How would we know they're dormitories if they're piles of rock?

[00:06:32] 22.

[00:06:34] 15.

[00:06:35] 5.

[00:06:37] 15 was the DC.

[00:06:40] The Abbey's been abandoned for about 400 years.

[00:06:44] And through the murmuring and discussion among other individuals, claim that it is haunted here.

[00:06:51] I wish I had some necromancy spells.

[00:06:54] It'd be so handy right now.

[00:06:55] I ain't afraid no ghost.

[00:06:57] Missing you bridge.

[00:07:00] Necromancy.

[00:07:01] I've been listening to the Sleep for the Weary.

[00:07:03] I've actually listened to them a lot.

[00:07:04] The place is about to be more haunted, I say, as I continue to kill any cultists I find.

[00:07:09] Hundreds of people in this area right now.

[00:07:11] Yup.

[00:07:13] If every time they sleep, they power up...

[00:07:17] They're not sleeping.

[00:07:18] They're just resting, hanging out.

[00:07:20] Right.

[00:07:20] I'm helping that so that they permanently rest.

[00:07:23] Um, you spent some time here.

[00:07:25] I've never wanted to murder Hobo more than in this game.

[00:07:28] It's hard not to.

[00:07:30] I mean, it's just like, every time we sleep, we're helping the bad guy.

[00:07:33] Okay, then I'm gonna end that.

[00:07:36] We're just adding more power to the end boss.

[00:07:38] Is what they're telling us.

[00:07:40] Right, exactly.

[00:07:41] I am taking power off the end boss.

[00:07:44] With every one of his followers that I kill.

[00:07:47] Are we being attacked by spiders?

[00:07:49] Uh, what does your danger sense do as a curiosity?

[00:07:52] Oh, it does.

[00:07:54] It's on saving throws.

[00:07:55] I was giving you a hard time.

[00:07:56] Oh, gotcha.

[00:07:57] Okay.

[00:07:58] It's a spidey sense.

[00:07:59] Well, cause I play...

[00:08:00] Well, not that that game is playing anymore.

[00:08:02] The Starfinder game.

[00:08:03] I've got a sense that I can actually sense things moving.

[00:08:05] So...

[00:08:06] No, if you call...

[00:08:08] I think it's a dexterity roll.

[00:08:09] If you call for a dexterity saving throw, like, I get advantage, I believe is what it is.

[00:08:13] I don't actually like sense danger.

[00:08:15] It's not a spidey sense or anything.

[00:08:17] Uh, roomy perception.

[00:08:19] Oh, you're asking for perception?

[00:08:21] That was what I was asking.

[00:08:22] What is your defined sense do you?

[00:08:24] Until the end of your turn, you know the location of any celestial fiend or undead within 60 feet of you that is not behind total cover.

[00:08:33] What do you got against undead, homie?

[00:08:34] They're not alive.

[00:08:36] You know the type of any being whose presence you sense, but not its identity.

[00:08:44] Within the same radius, you detect the presence of any place or object that has been consecrated or desecrated as with the hallow spell.

[00:08:54] You know the type as in...

[00:08:56] Like, I know it's a fiend, uh, undead.

[00:08:59] Okay.

[00:08:59] But I just don't know...

[00:09:01] Strata's there.

[00:09:02] I didn't know.

[00:09:03] Uh, you were such a lifest piece of shit.

[00:09:05] Well, so there are different types of undead.

[00:09:06] You don't know the type of undead.

[00:09:07] You just know that it is undead.

[00:09:09] There are different types...

[00:09:10] I mean, there are different creatures that are undead, right?

[00:09:12] That's what I mean.

[00:09:13] Undead is a type.

[00:09:13] You know it's undead.

[00:09:14] Because it's an undead type.

[00:09:15] Right.

[00:09:16] He doesn't know that it's a level 14...

[00:09:19] You definitely sense undead here.

[00:09:21] Yeah.

[00:09:22] How many?

[00:09:23] How rude.

[00:09:25] Which direction?

[00:09:27] Uh, depends on if they're concealed or not.

[00:09:30] Technically, Troy said something about it being concealed.

[00:09:32] Full cover.

[00:09:33] At least four from where you're standing.

[00:09:36] Okay.

[00:09:37] Where?

[00:09:37] On a map, can you point us in the right direction?

[00:09:41] I mean...

[00:09:42] We're surrounded.

[00:09:42] I mean, if it's within 60 feet, it would...

[00:09:45] I essentially would get a ping of...

[00:09:49] Danger, Will, Robin said.

[00:09:51] Just want to start unloading with fireball in every direction.

[00:09:56] Roughly, yeah.

[00:09:57] He's surrounding us again.

[00:10:00] Danger, danger.

[00:10:01] Now you know they're there.

[00:10:02] Right.

[00:10:03] That doesn't mean much.

[00:10:04] Right.

[00:10:06] Are they invisible?

[00:10:10] Can we communicate?

[00:10:13] I sense undead.

[00:10:15] He senses undead.

[00:10:16] Well, I...

[00:10:17] He doesn't necessarily know where they're standing.

[00:10:19] Well, I guess he does.

[00:10:20] One of them is standing right beside him.

[00:10:22] So...

[00:10:22] It does say you know exactly where they're at, right?

[00:10:26] Well...

[00:10:26] You just get a sense of the direction.

[00:10:29] But like, he says, look, there's...

[00:10:31] I know the location.

[00:10:32] You know the location.

[00:10:34] You know that there are at least four undead around you in those locations.

[00:10:36] But like...

[00:10:38] Meaning, no sneak attack.

[00:10:39] If he says, there's undead danger there and he points, what do I see?

[00:10:43] Brown bear, brown bear.

[00:10:46] Perception check.

[00:10:50] I see a Biaki looking at me.

[00:10:54] I hope not.

[00:10:56] 19, 20, 21, something like that.

[00:10:58] I don't remember.

[00:10:59] Tablet went to sleep.

[00:11:00] I think it's a plus four.

[00:11:02] Yes, 19 to perception.

[00:11:04] I perceive the 19s.

[00:11:06] You sent...

[00:11:08] Sorry.

[00:11:08] What was your actual question?

[00:11:10] I was trying to read.

[00:11:11] I was saying brown bear, brown bear, what do you see was the joke.

[00:11:14] I rolled a 19.

[00:11:15] You get the sense that...

[00:11:18] You can't see these entities, or you don't know where these entities are.

[00:11:22] You get some sense of movement to your left and right.

[00:11:26] I throw pocket sand.

[00:11:29] Sand gets thrown from his pocket.

[00:11:31] You see movement from your left and right.

[00:11:33] That's the best you can see.

[00:11:36] Just the sense of something unnerving to your left and right.

[00:11:40] Is it invisible?

[00:11:41] Not necessarily invisible, but...

[00:11:43] In darkness.

[00:11:44] Yes.

[00:11:47] Javelin of lightning.

[00:11:50] Like, I'm just gonna keep throwing...

[00:11:51] You keep putting tokens on the board, I'm just gonna keep fighting them, Lucas.

[00:11:56] I don't know what I did.

[00:11:57] I don't know how to explain it.

[00:11:59] They have the ability to hide, so...

[00:12:01] It's not that they're invisible, they're just...

[00:12:04] You rolled high.

[00:12:05] And you notice that there's some movement on either side of you.

[00:12:09] Got it.

[00:12:12] Javelin of lightning.

[00:12:14] Cool.

[00:12:14] It's just roll initiatives.

[00:12:16] No, I need a dexterity saving throw from one of them.

[00:12:20] Left or right?

[00:12:22] Left.

[00:12:23] It's a 15.

[00:12:26] Six points of lightning damage.

[00:12:28] Not nearly as cool as I had hoped.

[00:12:30] I was envisioning in my mind that I just no-look throw it right through something's head.

[00:12:34] Just fucking explodes with lightning power.

[00:12:37] Oh, I was thinking like a bolt of lightning just...

[00:12:39] Well, that's...

[00:12:40] I think it's a sense.

[00:12:40] You throw the javelin, but it turns it to 120 foot.

[00:12:43] By the way, anything that's another like 100 feet past that also takes 12 points of damage.

[00:12:47] So I'm hoping I killed some cultists too.

[00:12:49] Blew a hole in the monastery wall.

[00:12:52] You would assume that would do a lot of damage?

[00:12:55] No, I wouldn't.

[00:12:56] Because it's fucking...

[00:12:58] You're gonna piss me off, Lucas.

[00:12:59] You're gonna piss me off.

[00:13:03] God.

[00:13:06] I'm getting the Fudge die out.

[00:13:08] Stop rolling terribly.

[00:13:09] They're incorporeal ghosts.

[00:13:11] He already dropped the hint super hard through magic at it because usually magic hits effectively.

[00:13:17] Which means it's just...

[00:13:18] It does lightning damage, right?

[00:13:20] Yes.

[00:13:21] Cool.

[00:13:21] Electric damage, I don't know.

[00:13:23] Fucking bolt of lightning, I assume it does lightning damage.

[00:13:25] I assumed it was lightning damage.

[00:13:26] I don't know.

[00:13:27] Tell me otherwise.

[00:13:28] Otherwise.

[00:13:32] Are you mad at me?

[00:13:33] I'm doing what you asked.

[00:13:37] Uh...

[00:13:39] Yeah, it's lightning.

[00:13:40] Cool.

[00:13:41] What's your initiative?

[00:13:41] Fucking resistance.

[00:13:43] It doesn't matter.

[00:13:43] I'm going last.

[00:13:45] Six.

[00:13:46] What is wrong with you today?

[00:13:47] Troy.

[00:13:48] 15.

[00:13:49] Alex.

[00:13:51] 14.

[00:13:52] You won by one this time.

[00:13:53] Yeah.

[00:13:55] Oh, how the turns have tabled.

[00:13:58] Bummer, dude.

[00:13:59] I assume your monkeyless exists as well.

[00:14:02] It's on the board.

[00:14:03] It's always on, right?

[00:14:04] It's always on.

[00:14:05] Sometimes it hangs out around my collar.

[00:14:07] Sometimes it doesn't.

[00:14:08] Yeah.

[00:14:10] A shadow comes towards Troy.

[00:14:13] Let's get you actually on a square here.

[00:14:15] I just went ahead and did all three shadows on one thing.

[00:14:21] So three shadows, poof, out, come at you.

[00:14:24] Shadow number one, Pinky, the one you slightly singed, goes after Cyrus.

[00:14:31] I was going to say Klaus for some reason.

[00:14:34] 21?

[00:14:34] Yes, I'm older than 21.

[00:14:36] Does 21 hit?

[00:14:37] Lucas, I have the lowest AC of anyone in the party.

[00:14:41] Okay.

[00:14:41] 21 would hit most characters of this level.

[00:14:44] That is nine necrotic and your strength score is reduced by 1d4.

[00:14:50] That's two.

[00:14:51] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:54] Oogie.

[00:14:54] If you have anything with radiant damage, I feel like it might be useful.

[00:15:00] I have fire.

[00:15:01] What's a fire?

[00:15:03] If I had to guess, but...

[00:15:06] Alex, yellow attacks you.

[00:15:07] That's what I'm banking on at least.

[00:15:09] Why are you not calling him inky and blinky is what I'd like to know.

[00:15:11] It's a 19 on the die, 19...

[00:15:14] You hit me.

[00:15:16] Right.

[00:15:17] There's another 21.

[00:15:21] 2d6 plus two necrotic, another nine.

[00:15:23] And your strength score reduces by 1d4.

[00:15:27] That's a one.

[00:15:28] Somebody should check his dice.

[00:15:30] Joke's on you.

[00:15:31] I don't use strength.

[00:15:34] Troy?

[00:15:35] Joke's on you?

[00:15:36] I was weak to begin with.

[00:15:38] The blue one again attacks you.

[00:15:40] He gets the joke.

[00:15:42] Ooh, I think that might miss.

[00:15:45] I think that's a bad thing.

[00:15:47] 14.

[00:15:48] Right.

[00:15:49] Yep.

[00:15:50] Miss.

[00:15:50] Blue misses.

[00:15:52] It then goes to Troy.

[00:15:55] A couple of you guys are feeling a little bit weak.

[00:15:57] Not even a little bit.

[00:16:01] Uh...

[00:16:01] 23?

[00:16:04] Yeah.

[00:16:05] I'm going to do my divine smite once again.

[00:16:10] Okay.

[00:16:10] See if it pops it.

[00:16:13] And because it is undead, I get Moe.

[00:16:16] Oh, because you're a paladin thingy?

[00:16:19] Is that a paladin thing?

[00:16:20] I mean, smiting undead is kind of what paladins do.

[00:16:23] Yeah.

[00:16:24] Sort of their shtick.

[00:16:26] 21.

[00:16:27] Oh, I didn't run my actual...

[00:16:29] Alright, that's part of it.

[00:16:30] Yeah, so...

[00:16:32] Uh...

[00:16:33] Six of it...

[00:16:35] Slashing...

[00:16:37] And...

[00:16:39] 15...

[00:16:40] Radiant.

[00:16:41] It is a magical weapon, by the way.

[00:16:43] So...

[00:16:44] Oh, good to know.

[00:16:46] Then that case it does drop.

[00:16:48] So, blue drops.

[00:16:50] One hit.

[00:16:51] I'm just curious what your radiant was, that's all.

[00:16:54] Hmm?

[00:16:54] If you prayed to like a fish god, like what is your radiant damage?

[00:16:58] Like does it pop out like tentacles or like is it...

[00:17:02] I didn't think about it.

[00:17:03] Salty sea brine.

[00:17:05] Urgens.

[00:17:06] It's a wave of light that just vaporizes everything in its path.

[00:17:09] A bunch of urgens.

[00:17:11] Aurora Borealis.

[00:17:13] Fair enough.

[00:17:13] That actually works.

[00:17:15] Classy.

[00:17:16] Is it a sound of like a seal clapping its flippers together?

[00:17:22] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

[00:17:23] Alex?

[00:17:25] Yellow is on you.

[00:17:26] It's on me?

[00:17:28] The one that attacked you.

[00:17:29] Yellow's nearby.

[00:17:30] Does that mean I'm contested if I aim at something farther away from me?

[00:17:34] No, you can aim at something that's further away from you.

[00:17:37] No, because...

[00:17:37] The bed is lame.

[00:17:39] This one is not technically on the map right now.

[00:17:41] It's just these...

[00:17:42] Well, two now that one is down.

[00:17:45] That's just one that he sensed earlier.

[00:17:49] Good work.

[00:17:51] Good work, numbnuts!

[00:17:54] Throwing books on the floor.

[00:17:55] You happen to have sacred flame?

[00:17:58] Sacred flame...

[00:17:59] I don't think I have that one yet.

[00:18:02] Like I said, all my really good ones are next level.

[00:18:05] It's kinda on you, homie.

[00:18:06] I ain't got much.

[00:18:09] You cast heal?

[00:18:10] I mean, yes, I can heal.

[00:18:13] Heal the undead.

[00:18:14] Although my musket is considered a magic weapon,

[00:18:16] so I'm gonna fire at pink.

[00:18:19] Okay.

[00:18:20] Chakow!

[00:18:22] 16.

[00:18:23] Hits.

[00:18:24] Excellent.

[00:18:25] No, they're nightshades.

[00:18:28] The whole thing is that they don't take full damage,

[00:18:30] because they're...

[00:18:32] Incorporeal and part of the land of shadow.

[00:18:35] They're shadows, not nightshades.

[00:18:37] Thank you.

[00:18:40] It's probably the name of one of your characters, Shadow Nightshade.

[00:18:42] It was the name of my neighbor's horse.

[00:18:44] They had two horses.

[00:18:46] One other kid.

[00:18:48] You're fucking weird.

[00:18:49] I'm weird for having neighbors that had horses.

[00:18:52] I live in Indiana.

[00:18:54] Indiana, well-known horse nation.

[00:18:56] 12 magic damage.

[00:18:58] 12 magic damage.

[00:19:01] Hello?

[00:19:02] Okay.

[00:19:06] Um...

[00:19:08] You said magic damage.

[00:19:09] What type of magic damage out of QRS?

[00:19:11] Uh, just...

[00:19:14] Probably for beating the damage resistance.

[00:19:17] Doesn't specify.

[00:19:18] All types.

[00:19:19] Every type.

[00:19:21] It should specify a magic type.

[00:19:22] No, it's not.

[00:19:24] It's magic for the points of overcoming resistance.

[00:19:26] What is it?

[00:19:27] It's, uh...

[00:19:28] What'd you hit with? Sorry.

[00:19:29] The ammunition from my rifle.

[00:19:31] Oh, your rifle.

[00:19:32] It's magic ammo.

[00:19:33] I see.

[00:19:33] It's magic ammo.

[00:19:35] The point of overcoming damage resistance.

[00:19:36] You're good.

[00:19:37] Yeah, it doesn't have a specific type.

[00:19:38] The other one was like hold or fire or something.

[00:19:40] My bad.

[00:19:40] No.

[00:19:41] That would be badass, but no.

[00:19:42] It's plus one.

[00:19:43] It's magic.

[00:19:44] Gotcha.

[00:19:45] It's just that it's a piece of magic ammunition.

[00:19:48] Bonus actions?

[00:19:49] Not today.

[00:19:51] Not today, Satan.

[00:19:54] Cody.

[00:19:55] Rage.

[00:19:57] Rampage.

[00:19:59] Recklessly attack.

[00:20:01] The one that you somewhat singed earlier?

[00:20:04] Whatever numbnuts is beside me.

[00:20:06] Inky and Plink, Inky and Plinky are dead.

[00:20:09] It's time to go after Izzy or whatever.

[00:20:11] Uh, one of those is an 18.

[00:20:13] Yep, hits.

[00:20:14] So 18.

[00:20:15] I killed Inky.

[00:20:17] Plus six, so 24 to hit.

[00:20:20] Still hits.

[00:20:22] Ugh.

[00:20:23] The 19 on the die hit.

[00:20:25] Well, you don't know.

[00:20:26] My strength is a minus.

[00:20:28] I do know.

[00:20:29] At some point I need to make an anti-material rifle for this guy.

[00:20:33] Yeah, that would be cool.

[00:20:35] Seven damage.

[00:20:37] That slashing, piercing, what is that?

[00:20:39] Fuck you damage is what it is.

[00:20:42] That's probably slashing.

[00:20:45] It's going to be resistant because it's not magic.

[00:20:48] Right, that's why I was asking.

[00:20:49] It's going to take half because it's not magic.

[00:20:51] That's fine.

[00:20:51] It takes half.

[00:20:53] You hit it.

[00:20:54] I spit on it.

[00:20:56] Dude, gross.

[00:20:57] It sucks that our magic monk isn't with us right now.

[00:21:01] It says, dude, gross, and then attacks you.

[00:21:03] Go ahead.

[00:21:05] Good luck, numbnuts.

[00:21:06] Single digit.

[00:21:08] Yellow attacks Alex.

[00:21:10] Single digit.

[00:21:11] Go to hell.

[00:21:12] Man, that must be really irritating and terrible for you.

[00:21:15] The ground bursts open as a grave explodes and a wraith climbs out.

[00:21:22] So you couldn't have seen that because it would have had full cover because it was underground.

[00:21:25] Yep.

[00:21:26] You sensed that it was there.

[00:21:28] You just didn't know what it was.

[00:21:29] How much movement do you get?

[00:21:31] You saw it because it was really excited about attacking you, so the tip of its wiener was just poking up out of the dirt.

[00:21:37] Anything about wraith wiener?

[00:21:39] No.

[00:21:41] Gets advantage, Lucas.

[00:21:43] Remember what you got.

[00:21:44] That was already a good roll, but thank you for reminding me that's an even better roll.

[00:21:49] We have another party member here.

[00:21:51] 23 to hit you.

[00:21:54] I don't get hit by prime numbers.

[00:21:56] So to answer your question earlier, I can't make radiant weapons until sixth level.

[00:22:00] Ugh.

[00:22:02] None of your spells radiant?

[00:22:04] Not yet.

[00:22:05] You're the only god worshiper.

[00:22:07] It's 48.

[00:22:08] I don't care.

[00:22:10] Eat shit.

[00:22:10] I have technology.

[00:22:11] I don't need god.

[00:22:12] 21 necrotic damage.

[00:22:15] Constitution saving throw, please.

[00:22:17] 21 necrotic, so that's actually 11.

[00:22:21] Con saving throw.

[00:22:23] I'm taking my notes.

[00:22:25] Relax, homie.

[00:22:27] It's a 20 on my con saving throw.

[00:22:29] Good for you.

[00:22:29] It's like I'm good at those things.

[00:22:32] Good for you.

[00:22:34] Um, what do you mean bonuses?

[00:22:36] New boxes.

[00:22:38] Okay.

[00:22:39] That is the wraith's turn.

[00:22:40] It is now Cody's turn.

[00:22:43] Fuck your grave touch.

[00:22:44] I just went a second ago.

[00:22:45] I mean, I'll go again.

[00:22:47] Oh, sorry.

[00:22:47] That's right.

[00:22:48] Go ahead, Troy.

[00:22:49] Um...

[00:22:49] Smite something.

[00:22:51] I know.

[00:22:52] I know.

[00:22:53] You do range, so you've been attacking pink, so I'll go after yellow.

[00:22:56] You have to move.

[00:22:57] Do, do, do, do.

[00:22:58] Oh, that was an interesting way to go about it.

[00:23:02] Because otherwise...

[00:23:02] You could step through his square.

[00:23:04] I know.

[00:23:04] That's what I wanted to do.

[00:23:06] Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me.

[00:23:07] Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, excuse me.

[00:23:10] Puts his hand on the face of the ghost and shoves it away.

[00:23:13] Does a...

[00:23:16] 78 hit.

[00:23:18] 15...

[00:23:19] 15 hits?

[00:23:19] Probably.

[00:23:22] Really low AC.

[00:23:23] I can do this one more time.

[00:23:25] Double digits, but roll L.

[00:23:26] Divine sense.

[00:23:28] Smite.

[00:23:29] Or divine smite.

[00:23:29] 15.

[00:23:31] Yellow drops.

[00:23:34] Anything else?

[00:23:36] Nabra.

[00:23:37] Alex.

[00:23:37] Yellow is now dead.

[00:23:39] Pink stands, wraith stands.

[00:23:42] Uh...

[00:23:42] Fire at pink again.

[00:23:44] Fire!

[00:23:44] I'm guessing 21 hits.

[00:23:47] Still does.

[00:23:47] Put two bolts in the pink.

[00:23:50] Would healing them really work?

[00:23:52] It depends on some of them, yeah.

[00:23:55] Like if you look at...

[00:23:56] If you look up heal harm, like...

[00:23:58] Nine damage magic.

[00:24:00] They...

[00:24:01] Not looking good, but it's still up.

[00:24:04] Back in the day it worked.

[00:24:05] I would definitely not trust me, but heal harm you used to be able to.

[00:24:09] Because that was the cool thing about clerics.

[00:24:11] Clerics could always drop something to heal, but when you were fighting undead you could always drop something to like hurt something.

[00:24:18] Uh...

[00:24:18] Using my bonus action to get my homunculus servant to use four strike.

[00:24:23] Does it need to move?

[00:24:24] It's 30 feet.

[00:24:26] Oh.

[00:24:27] It doesn't need to go anywhere.

[00:24:28] It...

[00:24:28] It fires from 30 feet away?

[00:24:30] It does.

[00:24:31] Okay.

[00:24:31] It's a ranged attack.

[00:24:33] Neat.

[00:24:36] That is 20 to hit.

[00:24:37] Still hits.

[00:24:38] Probably not a bonus on a range.

[00:24:40] Maybe.

[00:24:41] Doesn't have any hit points left, so...

[00:24:43] You may actually knock it down.

[00:24:46] That is...

[00:24:47] Four.

[00:24:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:48] It drops.

[00:24:49] You are left with a wraith.

[00:24:51] Ha!

[00:24:51] Cody, go ahead.

[00:24:53] Recklessly attacking.

[00:24:55] My pet's not just there for fun.

[00:24:57] That's not a great roll.

[00:24:59] I assume a 13 doesn't hit.

[00:25:00] EC 13.

[00:25:02] 12 damage.

[00:25:03] I was planning on turning it in any way, because I don't know if it's more corporeal than the wraiths.

[00:25:08] It's still standing.

[00:25:09] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:10] Does it feel more corporeal?

[00:25:13] You did less damage than you expected to.

[00:25:19] 11 doesn't hit.

[00:25:20] Does not.

[00:25:26] Okay.

[00:25:28] No need to move.

[00:25:29] No need to go anywhere.

[00:25:29] I'm where I want to be.

[00:25:31] Cool.

[00:25:32] It will attack you again.

[00:25:34] It thinks it will.

[00:25:36] I run some claws through it.

[00:25:37] You hit like a bitch!

[00:25:39] This is why Lucas rolls a crit.

[00:25:41] You get advantage, by the way.

[00:25:43] Still an unnatural 20.

[00:25:44] It's a modified 20.

[00:25:46] Well...

[00:25:46] That still hit?

[00:25:47] I'm an unarmored giant hulking dude.

[00:25:50] It ain't hard to hit me.

[00:25:51] Just hard to take me down.

[00:25:53] Still four necrotic with a con save.

[00:25:57] Your mom still four necrotic with a con save.

[00:26:00] You took strength, not con, right?

[00:26:03] Sorry, what?

[00:26:04] When you sapped me from the other hit, it was strength, not con.

[00:26:07] Correct.

[00:26:08] Just checking.

[00:26:11] Oh, that con save was a lot better until it rolled.

[00:26:14] 14 on the con save, which probably isn't enough.

[00:26:16] Oof.

[00:26:18] That is 18 necrotic, and your max drops by that.

[00:26:23] So what I heard you say was nine.

[00:26:24] So then your max drops by nine.

[00:26:27] I understand how the math works.

[00:26:28] Thank you.

[00:26:32] Long rest, which is the typical rule.

[00:26:37] Permanently for this...

[00:26:38] For bitch games.

[00:26:39] Game.

[00:26:42] Um...

[00:26:44] Troy...

[00:26:44] Where are you at health-wise?

[00:26:47] About half.

[00:26:49] I mean, I've taken three or four good hits, so...

[00:26:52] He's rolled 46 on me about three times now.

[00:26:56] Uh...

[00:27:03] This is only a test of your emergency broadcast, Troy, system.

[00:27:07] If this were a real emergency, your local news agency would follow up with further updates.

[00:27:12] I'm going to pull out my magic...

[00:27:14] Your local Troy.

[00:27:15] Long sword.

[00:27:17] Stand up and scream or some shit.

[00:27:19] Oh, you said 13 hits, so that'll hit.

[00:27:23] I need...

[00:27:27] Do you want to divine smite again?

[00:27:29] No.

[00:27:29] He's out of him.

[00:27:32] Uh...

[00:27:33] That's...

[00:27:33] Nine.

[00:27:35] Nine what?

[00:27:36] Slashing magical damage.

[00:27:38] As opposed to yes.

[00:27:40] Okay.

[00:27:41] Still standing.

[00:27:42] Looks good.

[00:27:48] Well, that would have been nice to have known beforehand.

[00:27:55] How...

[00:27:55] How does it look?

[00:27:57] Real good.

[00:27:58] Yeah.

[00:27:59] Okay.

[00:28:00] The damage he's been doing has been halved, so...

[00:28:01] Well, yeah.

[00:28:02] I know that.

[00:28:03] Okay.

[00:28:06] Oh, I don't know why monkey's at it.

[00:28:08] I don't have any.

[00:28:09] It is Alex's turn though.

[00:28:11] If you ask, you have a bonus.

[00:28:13] Nah, bruh.

[00:28:14] I open fire again.

[00:28:16] Fire!

[00:28:17] Night of fire!

[00:28:21] 17.

[00:28:22] Still hits.

[00:28:24] 11 damage.

[00:28:26] That counts as magical, right?

[00:28:27] It does.

[00:28:28] As long as I keep using my rifle.

[00:28:30] Still up.

[00:28:30] And for my bonus action.

[00:28:33] Time to send Bell out there.

[00:28:36] Move him over.

[00:28:37] Needs to be within 30 feet.

[00:28:39] Oh, he's fine then.

[00:28:40] He's got...

[00:28:41] He definitely got 30 feet.

[00:28:42] So, roll.

[00:28:44] And...

[00:28:44] You are firing in a melee though.

[00:28:47] Okay.

[00:28:50] Take the minus four.

[00:28:52] That's just a minus four.

[00:28:54] Roll.

[00:28:54] What'd you roll?

[00:29:21] Uh...

[00:29:22] 200 damage is my forte.

[00:29:23] He will turn to the fish man.

[00:29:25] Does a...

[00:29:28] Uh...

[00:29:29] Does a 19 hit the fish man?

[00:29:30] I bet it doesn't.

[00:29:31] It does.

[00:29:32] Ah.

[00:29:34] Sorry, bud.

[00:29:35] 48 necrotic coming at you.

[00:29:38] Con save, please.

[00:29:40] 18.

[00:29:40] That's a good roll.

[00:29:41] It's only 15 necrotic.

[00:29:43] You do succeed in the con save.

[00:29:46] Uh...

[00:29:46] Attacking recklessly.

[00:29:48] That 20, let's go.

[00:29:50] That's good.

[00:29:51] Do some damage.

[00:29:52] I got a lot of it.

[00:29:54] I mean, it'll be halved, but still do a lot of it.

[00:30:03] Uh...

[00:30:03] Wait, I get...

[00:30:05] Hold on.

[00:30:05] There's something else that I get to do on a crit.

[00:30:07] Do you?

[00:30:07] Yes.

[00:30:09] I just need to take a look.

[00:30:11] I get savage attacks.

[00:30:13] I forget what it does though.

[00:30:14] Your attacks become magical.

[00:30:17] Maybe.

[00:30:18] Doubt that.

[00:30:19] Probably just does extra damage.

[00:30:21] You can roll one of the weapons damage to die one additional time.

[00:30:26] Hit with a melee weapon attack.

[00:30:27] So basically, I'm rolling my damage three times and adding the modifier once.

[00:30:33] Does that make sense?

[00:30:35] If you're only in...

[00:30:35] So on a crit, I'm doing...

[00:30:37] On the crit, I roll the damage to die a second time.

[00:30:40] Correct.

[00:30:40] Okay.

[00:30:41] Okay.

[00:30:41] So when you score a critical hit with a melee weapon attack, which my hands count as a

[00:30:44] melee weapon attack, I can roll one of the weapons damage dice one additional time.

[00:30:48] So...

[00:30:48] I'm rolling three dice.

[00:30:50] Nice.

[00:30:52] So, 3d8 plus my modifier.

[00:30:57] See how you like it, Lucas.

[00:30:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:00] Those don't look like high numbers.

[00:31:01] 19 damage.

[00:31:05] Okay.

[00:31:09] One big paw sticks it through its chest, but this ringwraith is a bitch and doesn't encounter

[00:31:14] the physical world like he's supposed to.

[00:31:16] Second attack is a 15.

[00:31:21] I don't believe it hits again.

[00:31:22] Does it?

[00:31:22] You need to somehow get your claws like magical.

[00:31:26] Well, I meant to...

[00:31:26] Magical or silver tipped.

[00:31:27] I meant to look.

[00:31:28] There's something else that I...

[00:31:30] I meant to look it up earlier.

[00:31:31] I don't think this ability makes it magical, but I need to double check.

[00:31:35] It's eight damage, bitch tits.

[00:31:37] Just paws right in its chest going, where the fuck is this heart?

[00:31:41] Trying to rip it out.

[00:31:41] Still standing.

[00:31:41] This thing's got a lot of hit points.

[00:31:43] I know it does.

[00:31:44] I know what I'm fucking fighting.

[00:31:45] Still standing.

[00:31:46] Now, Troy, you can go.

[00:31:48] Get what Flynn got.

[00:31:51] The claw tattoos.

[00:31:54] Yeah, I've thought about it.

[00:31:56] The big thing is this path of the totem warrior is just so dope for barbarians.

[00:32:00] Like, getting it now.

[00:32:01] Yeah.

[00:32:02] Like, this thing could have almost taken me down to zero at this point if I didn't have

[00:32:06] it.

[00:32:07] Like, because you can think about, he's rolling what?

[00:32:09] What did he say?

[00:32:10] 4d8 on each attack plus a save.

[00:32:12] Yeah.

[00:32:13] So, I mean, your average there is 16 damage.

[00:32:16] You know what I mean?

[00:32:16] So, like...

[00:32:17] Oh, no.

[00:32:18] I was just saying the tattoo is an uncommon item that gives your melee strikes magical

[00:32:24] property.

[00:32:25] Yeah.

[00:32:25] I was going to look at something because I may have gotten something.

[00:32:28] Uh, you take 5 psychic damage and I need a wisdom saving throw.

[00:32:35] I don't even...

[00:32:36] Did you roll something?

[00:32:37] Yes.

[00:32:38] I rolled 2d6.

[00:32:41] Do I get a save before you roll this damage?

[00:32:43] You do not.

[00:32:44] What is it you're doing for the people?

[00:32:46] My channel divinity.

[00:32:47] As an action, you unleash your resonance to overwhelm a foe's mind using your channel divinity

[00:32:52] target.

[00:32:52] Must be a creature within 10 feet.

[00:32:54] You can see the creature takes 2d6 psychic damage and must succeed on a wisdom saving throw.

[00:33:02] Or be blinded.

[00:33:03] That's interesting.

[00:33:04] It's probably not immune to being blinded.

[00:33:06] It's a modified 20 for wisdom saving.

[00:33:08] It probably made it though.

[00:33:09] You're an asshole.

[00:33:10] I rolled an 18, bud.

[00:33:11] Sorry.

[00:33:12] Sorry.

[00:33:12] I still take how much damage?

[00:33:14] What did you say was?

[00:33:15] 6?

[00:33:15] Yeah.

[00:33:17] But it's psychic so he probably takes a full 6.

[00:33:21] You good?

[00:33:21] He went through.

[00:33:23] Yeah.

[00:33:23] No, we'll chip it away.

[00:33:24] Is that your action then?

[00:33:25] Yeah.

[00:33:26] Alex?

[00:33:27] As much as I'm being an irritating son of a bitch this evening, Alex, actually what

[00:33:32] I'm doing is exactly what I should be doing which is tanking the biggest fucking thing

[00:33:36] in the room.

[00:33:36] I'm not judging you for your actions.

[00:33:39] Being the tank is very important.

[00:33:41] It is.

[00:33:41] I was just saying since you like to hit stuff, it would negate the...

[00:33:46] No, no, no.

[00:33:46] Agreed.

[00:33:47] No, I'm just annoyed that we fought the fucking whatever the hell we just fought.

[00:33:52] That we fought the spiders that had goddamn poison and entanglement and then we fought

[00:33:56] this shit which is just impossible for me to hit.

[00:33:58] So it's just two annoying combats in a row.

[00:34:00] That's all.

[00:34:01] From the guy who said, oh, you can't hit me.

[00:34:03] You can't hit...

[00:34:04] Take me out, homie.

[00:34:06] You can hit him.

[00:34:07] 48 ain't doing it.

[00:34:08] You just said you were mad.

[00:34:09] I'm not mad, I'm just annoyed.

[00:34:11] Okay.

[00:34:12] That looks like a shit roll.

[00:34:13] That was a one, so...

[00:34:14] That was unfortunate.

[00:34:15] My shot did not go off.

[00:34:16] Can I kill us?

[00:34:17] Back in the day, you would have shot me in the back of the head which would have been

[00:34:20] interesting.

[00:34:20] We could be using crit cards but they're kind of annoying for a while.

[00:34:23] Neither of us hit.

[00:34:24] If by annoying you mean fun and interesting.

[00:34:27] I feel like we got the same one every time.

[00:34:29] Well, Jeff should shuffle.

[00:34:31] That is the part of the problem, I think.

[00:34:34] There are a bunch of cards.

[00:34:35] The likelihood of getting the same one over and over and over is because Jeff didn't shuffle

[00:34:38] the deck.

[00:34:39] Probability is not in your favor if you shuffle.

[00:34:42] An 18 hit Troy.

[00:34:45] Nope.

[00:34:46] Huh?

[00:34:47] 18 hit you.

[00:34:47] No sir.

[00:34:48] Boom.

[00:34:49] He missed us for the first time.

[00:34:51] It is Cody.

[00:34:53] He gets the DX chop.

[00:34:56] So good.

[00:34:58] Attacking recklessly.

[00:35:00] That's a 22 to hit.

[00:35:03] Okay.

[00:35:04] 13 damage.

[00:35:05] Okay.

[00:35:07] Attacking again.

[00:35:09] That's a 16 to hit.

[00:35:11] Yep.

[00:35:12] That's another eight points of damage.

[00:35:13] That's the other thing to keep in mind, Alex.

[00:35:15] I've done like 40 damage to him but because it's not magic, obviously.

[00:35:18] I mean, it's looking bad.

[00:35:19] Still standing.

[00:35:20] I will chop you down before you chop me down.

[00:35:23] I have no doubt.

[00:35:24] Top the order of Troy.

[00:35:26] Ugh.

[00:35:26] Ooh, bummer.

[00:35:28] Oh, ooh.

[00:35:31] Actually, that makes it...

[00:35:33] You gotta add plus 10 to that if you're hitting my thing.

[00:35:35] That's what you're doing.

[00:35:35] No.

[00:35:36] Because he had a low AC, didn't he?

[00:35:38] Yeah, his AC is not super high.

[00:35:40] Uh, 15.

[00:35:42] Does hit.

[00:35:44] Sorry, my plus one.

[00:35:45] Ah.

[00:35:46] I keep forgetting about my magical.

[00:35:47] I just like the idea that my character just keeps shoving his fist through and trying

[00:35:51] to pull his heart out, Kali Ma style.

[00:35:53] Just keeps not finding.

[00:35:54] Uh, only six damage.

[00:35:57] Six total or is that the half?

[00:35:59] He doesn't get half.

[00:36:00] Why is it half?

[00:36:01] He gets half.

[00:36:02] He doesn't get half.

[00:36:03] No, you don't.

[00:36:05] Magic weapon.

[00:36:06] Okay.

[00:36:08] It's been a magic weapon the whole time.

[00:36:10] Ever since I was able to make magic weapons, he was the first one to get one.

[00:36:14] Technically, this is a magic weapon that I found.

[00:36:17] Yeah.

[00:36:18] All right.

[00:36:18] Just barely up.

[00:36:19] It is Alex's turn.

[00:36:20] I may not be able to hit all the time, but I am able to arm my associates very well.

[00:36:25] He's not looking good.

[00:36:25] He's starting to fall apart.

[00:36:26] If you can do enough damage.

[00:36:26] Do you have sunlight?

[00:36:27] I feel like that should do against a wraith.

[00:36:30] I don't think I have that one yet either.

[00:36:32] Any light based attacks?

[00:36:34] Do something.

[00:36:36] I am doing something.

[00:36:38] Shooting a gun at it.

[00:36:39] Shoot fireballs at it.

[00:36:41] I could shoot fireballs, but this hits harder.

[00:36:44] I would prefer not fireball since we're both standing here.

[00:36:46] It's a low roll, bud.

[00:36:48] 11 doesn't hit, does it?

[00:36:49] 11 doesn't hit.

[00:36:50] It does not hit.

[00:36:51] Okay.

[00:36:52] Let's try again.

[00:36:53] Try again.

[00:36:54] Try again.

[00:36:55] 10 does not hit.

[00:36:56] Nope.

[00:36:57] Still doesn't hit.

[00:36:58] He's going to turn back to the...

[00:37:01] It's advantage on you because you're reckless attack, right?

[00:37:04] Yep.

[00:37:05] Back to the barbarian.

[00:37:07] Good luck.

[00:37:08] Numb nuts.

[00:37:10] Single digits.

[00:37:14] Good.

[00:37:14] Suck my werewolf.

[00:37:16] Weenie.

[00:37:18] Recklessly attack.

[00:37:19] He does not have very many hit points left, so you can probably kill him this round.

[00:37:21] Yeah, no, I know because I'm better than him and I know it.

[00:37:25] Good God.

[00:37:26] That's a 25 to hit.

[00:37:30] That's seven points of damage.

[00:37:33] It's a...

[00:37:34] It's still up.

[00:37:35] It's still up.

[00:37:39] That's a 21 to hit.

[00:37:40] That's probably gonna knock him down.

[00:37:42] He's like two hit points left.

[00:37:43] It's one point of damage.

[00:37:45] It's only one point?

[00:37:46] Yeah.

[00:37:46] He's still up.

[00:37:48] He's got one more hit point left.

[00:37:51] Troy.

[00:37:51] Just knock him down, please.

[00:37:53] I'm like pawing in this guy now looking for any blood.

[00:37:57] Not a hit.

[00:37:57] Yep.

[00:37:58] 80 points of damage.

[00:37:59] Skidish.

[00:38:00] He finally falls.

[00:38:02] It's a flow fight.

[00:38:04] I mean, it's just hitting fucking incorporeal undead.

[00:38:08] It's irritating.

[00:38:09] It's like fighting.

[00:38:10] It's like dealing with ghosts and Mario.

[00:38:12] It's not hard.

[00:38:13] It's just annoying.

[00:38:14] Yeah, that's the point.

[00:38:15] It's annoying.

[00:38:17] It's to give you something to do.

[00:38:18] Shit, Lucas.

[00:38:19] You didn't have them disapparate.

[00:38:22] They didn't do anything cool.

[00:38:23] You didn't describe how like they're translucent and we could see the shadows behind them.

[00:38:28] You didn't talk about how my Javan of Lightning like killed some people in the background or...

[00:38:33] The white falls down garbed in a very tattered abbot's robe.

[00:38:38] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:38:40] You said wraith, not a white.

[00:38:42] Wait.

[00:38:43] Oh, sorry, wraith.

[00:38:44] I did read wraith.

[00:38:45] There were two options here.

[00:38:47] Guys, we're going to be fighting whites.

[00:38:49] Either way.

[00:38:49] Either way, it falls down.

[00:38:52] Inside the abbey when we get the key to unlock the door of the abbey.

[00:38:54] I went with one of the two.

[00:38:56] From this dude.

[00:38:58] Yeah, it is wearing tattered abbot's robes and drops a sword next to it.

[00:39:04] Loot that body.

[00:39:05] What kind of sword?

[00:39:06] Loot that body.

[00:39:08] Seemingly nice sword for as old as it is.

[00:39:11] Identify it.

[00:39:12] Is it a short sword?

[00:39:14] Is it a long sword?

[00:39:15] It's a long sword.

[00:39:15] Do you want it?

[00:39:17] I mean, can you...

[00:39:20] Is it a martial weapon?

[00:39:22] Yes, it is.

[00:39:23] It's yours.

[00:39:24] I haven't gotten that trait yet.

[00:39:26] Long sword.

[00:39:29] Long S-word.

[00:39:31] Like sleuthing.

[00:39:32] I'll take S-word for 200.

[00:39:34] Cool.

[00:39:35] It's going to be fucking haunted.

[00:39:39] Yeah.

[00:39:41] Your alignment changes.

[00:39:45] Um...

[00:39:46] I don't know.

[00:39:46] I can't remember if those take a two.

[00:39:49] I don't think it does.

[00:39:50] It's a plus one long sword is what it is.

[00:39:53] Loot that body.

[00:39:55] That's as much fun as you have with the abbey.

[00:39:57] You can continue moving on.

[00:40:00] It's getting late in the day.

[00:40:02] It's got about another day's worth of walking to get to...

[00:40:04] We haven't explored the abbey.

[00:40:06] Quit rushing us.

[00:40:07] Well, the abbey's mostly ruins.

[00:40:08] There's really nothing here.

[00:40:11] You're the worst.

[00:40:14] It's what I read.

[00:40:16] He's not wrong.

[00:40:17] Toppled edifice.

[00:40:18] I read that earlier.

[00:40:19] I don't know what...

[00:40:21] I don't know what explanation more you want me to give you.

[00:40:24] A toppled edifice.

[00:40:25] Immerse me, you son of a bitch.

[00:40:27] I don't know.

[00:40:28] I fucking read the immersion.

[00:40:29] There's an altar to Loth.

[00:40:31] There's a...

[00:40:32] It's a toppled edifice.

[00:40:33] There's apparently dormitories that are just piles of rocks.

[00:40:35] It's the first line in the shit I read earlier.

[00:40:37] You fucker.

[00:40:39] Of an ancient chapel.

[00:40:45] Alex, do you have...

[00:40:47] Identify?

[00:40:48] Nothing more here.

[00:40:48] Or anything like that?

[00:40:49] Lucas is gonna cut this out too.

[00:40:51] No, I'm gonna leave that in.

[00:40:53] Good.

[00:40:53] You're the worst.

[00:40:54] You're the worst.

[00:40:55] An hour ago.

[00:40:56] You're the worst.

[00:40:57] I do as a ritual.

[00:40:58] I can identify.

[00:40:59] It's 10 minutes.

[00:41:00] You can do it.

[00:41:01] Identify.

[00:41:02] Anything identified about this sword?

[00:41:04] It's a plus one long sword.

[00:41:06] It's a plus one sword.

[00:41:08] I got nothing.

[00:41:09] Just a plus one long sword.

[00:41:10] If I had martial weapon, I could use that.

[00:41:12] Because your spear that I made for you is better than the sword.

[00:41:17] Doesn't do anything but a plus one.

[00:41:21] My weapons are so much better.

[00:41:22] You can either try to rest here with everyone else.

[00:41:24] Or you can continue moving on.

[00:41:26] I'm not resting with anyone else.

[00:41:27] I'm going to relentlessly slaughter.

[00:41:30] I feel like at some point...

[00:41:31] Well, I'm going to need a long rest because...

[00:41:34] No, we need to rest.

[00:41:35] Perhaps in the haunted abbey, which could provide interesting storyline for us to interact with.

[00:41:40] Let's do that.

[00:41:41] Sounds like fun.

[00:41:43] You take a long rest.

[00:41:45] You may heal up.

[00:41:48] It's very early morning at this point.

[00:41:50] You guys have been traveling quite a long ways.

[00:41:53] You still got some hours in you before you get to the mountains.

[00:41:56] Still a trail of people.

[00:41:57] Some of them just waking up alongside you and continuing to move further into the forest toward the mountains.

[00:42:03] With our ghoul, I'm surprised any of them woke up.

[00:42:06] I'm surprised he's not just slitting throats in his sleep.

[00:42:08] No, no, no.

[00:42:09] I just imagine myself waiting until 3 o'clock in the morning.

[00:42:14] They're all laying in clumps and rows, right?

[00:42:17] The javelin of lightning is 120 feet.

[00:42:20] So it's just like 46 on this row, 46 on this row.

[00:42:26] Lucas has said we are powering up the boss with everything that we do.

[00:42:30] So why would I not be mowing them down relentlessly at every turn?

[00:42:35] Which is what I'm going to continue to say I've been doing.

[00:42:37] It's fine.

[00:42:39] You kill a couple, the rest just run and continue forward.

[00:42:42] Like, there's no quarter.

[00:42:43] This is war.

[00:42:44] I shoot them in the back.

[00:42:45] This is not...

[00:42:46] There's no Geneva convention in this world.

[00:42:49] It doesn't stop them from continuing to walk towards their destination.

[00:42:52] That's true.

[00:42:53] Walking is not fast enough.

[00:42:56] As you continue to travel, eventually the ground becomes rockier and more steeply inclined as the trees go smaller and thinner,

[00:43:04] letting them more light into the woods and soon you emerge from the forest.

[00:43:08] You find yourself on the slopes of a mountain.

[00:43:10] So instead of six foot trees, they're what? Three foot trees?

[00:43:14] Yeah.

[00:43:15] You stand on the rising slope of a great mountain, black and rugged, capped with a stark white glacial crown.

[00:43:22] The hazy gray, iglofen mountains stretch to the horizon in either direction.

[00:43:27] Behind you, across the vast expanse of green forest, smoke still rises from the unseen ruins of Hradabaz.

[00:43:33] Further up the black mountain side, stand the ruins of an abandoned mine.

[00:43:37] Jesus Christ.

[00:43:38] Sun-bleached, wooden scaffolding sprouts like a rib cage from the scree before a gaping tunnel mouth.

[00:43:45] As individuals file inward.

[00:43:49] Thank you all for listening.

[00:43:58] The Big Sleep was written by Sandy Peterson and Jonah Baumgars.

[00:44:12] Music by Ian Shannon.

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