Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 24

[00:00:17] Bancors Brothel presents The Big Sleep 5e Adventure.

[00:01:25] Javelin of Lightning.

[00:01:26] From the scree? What the hell is a scree?

[00:01:29] They're like the DC version of the Skrull.

[00:01:34] I'm just gonna leave that alone.

[00:01:37] The only thing that I know is that when you...

[00:01:40] I believe it's another word for like edifice or side or something.

[00:01:44] Nope!

[00:01:44] It's a mass of small stones.

[00:01:46] There you go.

[00:01:47] A mass of small loose stones that form or cover a slope on a mountain.

[00:01:50] Boom.

[00:01:50] And it's just literally showing me pictures of a rocky mountain.

[00:01:54] Rocky Mountain High.

[00:01:55] Sounds redundant.

[00:01:57] Kinda, yeah.

[00:01:58] Like it's one of those intelligent words that somebody made just to make...

[00:02:01] Look at those smaller piles of rocks on the larger piles of rocks.

[00:02:06] You got a name for that?

[00:02:09] Uh...

[00:02:10] I don't know. Scree. Why not?

[00:02:11] Yeah, that's a scree.

[00:02:13] It's definitely an Appalachian word.

[00:02:15] That is not enough.

[00:02:17] Interesting fact.

[00:02:18] Did you know that each of the first three Indiana Jones movies were the number one movie of the year that it came out?

[00:02:23] It's not that interesting.

[00:02:27] God damn.

[00:02:31] Apparently, it's origin is Old Norse.

[00:02:34] Scree the for land slip.

[00:02:36] I still haven't seen the new one yet.

[00:02:38] Scree is apparently way more popular now than it was in the 1800s.

[00:02:41] Well, everybody's scree, scree, scree, screeing.

[00:02:44] Well, no, it's just like...

[00:02:45] I don't know if anybody else's phone does this, but like mine automatically gives me a bunch of AI malarkey, which isn't super helpful.

[00:02:51] Yeah, yeah.

[00:02:51] And so when I clicked on scree, it gives me the dictionary.

[00:02:54] It gives me the origin.

[00:02:54] Both useful things.

[00:02:55] And the next thing is usage over time chart.

[00:02:59] Like that's what I was looking up the word scree for.

[00:03:02] Scree, scree, scree all over these walls as they build them.

[00:03:04] Look at how not used it was in the 1800s compared to 2019.

[00:03:09] It's a very steep graph.

[00:03:12] It's fucked up.

[00:03:13] Anyway.

[00:03:14] That's the scree right there on the side of the graph.

[00:03:17] You can roll me wisdom or yogsothothry, whichever you wish.

[00:03:22] Ooh.

[00:03:22] Oh, sorry, not wisdom.

[00:03:23] It's a history or yogsothothry.

[00:03:25] Not wisdom.

[00:03:26] History or yogsothothry.

[00:03:27] Boom.

[00:03:28] Got him.

[00:03:30] 18 history.

[00:03:31] Nicely done.

[00:03:32] Man, even rolling the big die, I don't know.

[00:03:33] That's not good.

[00:03:34] Nine yogsothothothry.

[00:03:37] No, sir.

[00:03:37] 16 on history.

[00:03:40] Uh, just missed it.

[00:03:41] For some reason, the fish man understands or realizes or remembers through some sort of

[00:03:46] history that you've learned in this area.

[00:03:49] Fuck you.

[00:03:50] He was born in an ocean.

[00:03:51] You recall the ancient legend.

[00:03:52] He wants to know about mountains.

[00:03:53] That the Vormiddenhorn was once part of a great five-peaked volcano called the Vormidrath.

[00:04:00] Whence flowed the great evils of the world, before the gods broke the mountains into five pieces and scattered them far across the land.

[00:04:07] How incredibly useless.

[00:04:10] How many mountain ranges are on your map there?

[00:04:14] Would you say there were five?

[00:04:15] I don't think there were five.

[00:04:17] There's more mountain ranges than you think.

[00:04:20] They separate most of the lands, I believe.

[00:04:22] I feel like there were a lot of mountain ranges from the last map that I saw.

[00:04:27] Fuck ton of mountain ranges.

[00:04:28] Well, I guess it also-

[00:04:30] Well, then that legend is bullshit.

[00:04:31] You are here.

[00:04:33] Right.

[00:04:33] Where are the five?

[00:04:34] I see.

[00:04:36] Two.

[00:04:37] I don't know.

[00:04:38] Maybe they scattered these.

[00:04:39] I don't know if this is its own.

[00:04:40] What do you got?

[00:04:40] I was going to say, depends on what constitutes a range.

[00:04:43] Hortonson, Iglaifen, Lorenzburg, Wulton, and-

[00:04:46] I would count all of those as a range of mountains.

[00:04:49] Wulton Mountains and Wulton Freeholds.

[00:04:51] I wonder if they separate those as two separate mountain ranges.

[00:04:53] Anyway, just a bit of a history for the area.

[00:04:56] That's all it is.

[00:04:57] So we're at the mountain doom of this world.

[00:04:58] You are following individuals towards the entrance of the mine chamber.

[00:05:05] Mindlessly slaughtering individuals following them to the mine chamber.

[00:05:09] No one seems to care.

[00:05:10] They're all just wandering in.

[00:05:12] I love how apathetic they are to the absolute slaughter of them.

[00:05:15] Because it is apparently inconsequential to everything.

[00:05:18] It doesn't matter.

[00:05:19] I am having my say in this fictitious world.

[00:05:24] I'm just-

[00:05:24] You're racking up a kill count.

[00:05:25] I'm going straight doom guy in honor of Sandy.

[00:05:28] I presume you follow into the mountain.

[00:05:31] Into the mineshaft.

[00:05:32] No, we explode the mountain.

[00:05:34] On the trail of bodies, yes.

[00:05:35] Fucking A, game over.

[00:05:36] You guys win.

[00:05:37] Hey!

[00:05:37] Who knew?

[00:05:38] Who needed a cat?

[00:05:39] Ma-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

[00:05:43] Boo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

[00:05:44] This is really the only other, like, literal direction you can go to, so.

[00:05:49] Way to immerse us in a world, Lucas.

[00:05:50] Yep.

[00:05:51] The mineshaft extends 150 feet into the mountain.

[00:05:54] Cave ends have sealed all the side shafts branching off of it.

[00:05:57] Except for one.

[00:05:58] 20 feet from the end of the main shaft on the left-hand side.

[00:06:01] Holy shit.

[00:06:02] The short tunnel leads to a large natural cavern.

[00:06:06] Light from a lantern in the center of the chamber glints off veins of obsidian and mica running throughout the cave walls.

[00:06:12] Your attention is drawn to the dozen of sarcophagus-sized blue prismatic crystals set along the edge of the cavern.

[00:06:20] You have seen one of these before.

[00:06:21] Yeah, they have warriors in them.

[00:06:23] And shards of them.

[00:06:25] Actually, as you wander through, you see human beings in them.

[00:06:30] Some of them empty, some of them not.

[00:06:32] And on occasion, you might see someone strafe off of the path and walk up to a crystal.

[00:06:39] Sort of looking it up and down as if it is some sort of worshipful idol and touching it.

[00:06:48] And as they touch it, they walk into it as if it's water and become stoic.

[00:06:55] There's a whole lot of words that you said in there that I don't think are words.

[00:06:57] But I'm going to go with it.

[00:06:59] Worshipful is probably not a word.

[00:07:02] Worshipable is a word.

[00:07:03] Oh, that's probably true.

[00:07:05] I don't think you used stoic the right way either, but I'm not going to complain.

[00:07:08] So they became expressionless?

[00:07:11] They appear as if they were asleep.

[00:07:13] But you said they passed through it?

[00:07:16] They walk into it as if it were water and then seem to fall asleep inside of it.

[00:07:23] I does not understand.

[00:07:24] They're going into the crystal and getting absorbed into the collective and being turned into Soylent Green.

[00:07:31] Suspended animation.

[00:07:33] Soylent Green is painful.

[00:07:34] Dogs love it.

[00:07:35] As you enter into the chamber...

[00:07:37] Cats love it more.

[00:07:39] You see a cultist in green robes screaming, your trials are at an end here.

[00:07:43] Javelin of lightning.

[00:07:46] That is the correct response.

[00:07:49] I don't think you understand.

[00:07:51] I'm not rationalizing with them anymore.

[00:07:54] They summoned the fucking elder god and destroyed a city.

[00:07:58] It's like Nazis.

[00:08:00] You don't have to listen to them.

[00:08:01] You just punch them upon seeing them.

[00:08:03] They're like, oh, Sig, no.

[00:08:05] You don't let them finish the statement.

[00:08:06] You just punch them back.

[00:08:08] Every day is a punch a Nazi day.

[00:08:09] Right.

[00:08:10] Every day is killing an evil cultist of Sathagwa Day.

[00:08:15] Another one screams.

[00:08:16] No more hardship or strife.

[00:08:18] No more hunger or poverty.

[00:08:20] I got four of them.

[00:08:21] Your pain and sickness will vanish once you step inside your crystal.

[00:08:24] Just throw rocks at them.

[00:08:26] The cultist sort of murmur excitedly as the cult leader's voice silences them again and says,

[00:08:29] find the crystal that calls to you.

[00:08:31] Enter it and sleep the sleep.

[00:08:32] The select few who Sathagwa welcomes into his solemn praise.

[00:08:37] From here on, you will know only sweet unconscious bliss until the end of days.

[00:08:43] And as some of them enter crystals and some of them continue to walk as if not yet finding their...

[00:08:48] I scream, I can help with that.

[00:08:50] Javelin of lightning.

[00:08:54] Yusa, stop that.

[00:08:56] Javelin of lightning.

[00:08:57] I got one more left.

[00:08:59] I was watching that.

[00:09:01] I like that they're queuing up to get on a ride or something.

[00:09:04] You know what I mean?

[00:09:05] That's kind of what they're doing.

[00:09:07] Right.

[00:09:07] So that means the 120-foot bolt of lightning of 4d6 damage is going to be even more effective.

[00:09:13] Sure.

[00:09:13] I'm taking them out in rows.

[00:09:16] I mean, and they're falling dead, but none of them seem to care.

[00:09:18] The ones that continue to live rush to crystals.

[00:09:21] I just feel like...

[00:09:22] They do not give a shit.

[00:09:24] Dictators throughout history would be impressed with my efficiency.

[00:09:27] Probably.

[00:09:28] Each crystal contains a single figure.

[00:09:31] Most of them robed and green.

[00:09:34] Young or old.

[00:09:35] Their faces show only serenity.

[00:09:39] I thought they were stoic.

[00:09:41] If they weren't perfectly immobile and encased in solid crystal, they would look as if they were sleeping.

[00:09:46] I mean, you guys can check the crystals out if you want.

[00:09:50] The walkway continues on further and further.

[00:09:54] You continue to follow people.

[00:09:59] At some point, you do see that there is a way up and a way that seems to slope down and a kind of a curve that probably goes down below you.

[00:10:08] It's probably also futile, but I feel like we should smash these crystals.

[00:10:12] Are there any support beams holding up the cavern since it's a mine?

[00:10:17] Not according to this map, no.

[00:10:20] It has to be pretty well carved out.

[00:10:23] What?

[00:10:24] Stone shape.

[00:10:25] Whatever support beams there are are probably of stone.

[00:10:29] Probably stone supports.

[00:10:30] I don't think.

[00:10:31] Nothing in here is labeled as if wood is holding this thing up.

[00:10:34] I have grenades.

[00:10:35] This is all a stone walkway, what you're walking through.

[00:10:38] Yeah, no.

[00:10:38] Almost as if it was carved by dwarves, really, but it's not explained that way.

[00:10:41] This game, I really...

[00:10:42] Like, this session, more so than the others, I wish I'd played a wizard.

[00:10:47] Probably true.

[00:10:48] Because I would just stone shape the door shut.

[00:10:50] But, you know, or fucking, I don't know, fireball.

[00:10:55] I've got that.

[00:10:56] Again and again and again.

[00:10:58] Take a level in a wizard next time.

[00:11:00] So, is there only one entrance into this place?

[00:11:03] Yes.

[00:11:04] Because suffocation can work.

[00:11:06] Right.

[00:11:07] No, wait, they're inside crystal.

[00:11:09] Damn.

[00:11:10] Well, like I said, it's not going to matter.

[00:11:10] They're going to go into a crystal and go all asleep, so that's their goal, dude.

[00:11:14] Right, but we don't want that to be their goal, which is part of the strife here.

[00:11:18] Would you like to continue forward, going down or up?

[00:11:21] Let's come true.

[00:11:22] Let's take a direction so we can see what more of this hell house horrors there are.

[00:11:27] Up.

[00:11:29] Up you go.

[00:11:32] The upward sloping tunnel makes a wide spiral, connecting the series of identical crystal chambers.

[00:11:40] In each chamber, most of the crystals are occupied by sleeping figures, some of whom look to have been there for centuries.

[00:11:46] Some who are obviously wealthy, while others lived in toil.

[00:11:51] How do we know they're obviously wealthy?

[00:11:54] Probably by the way they're dressed.

[00:11:55] Do they have gold?

[00:11:57] Well, they're in stone.

[00:11:58] Loot that body.

[00:12:00] Loot that body.

[00:12:01] We have a barbarian.

[00:12:04] I attempt to smash one of the crystals.

[00:12:07] He wants that gold.

[00:12:08] Your shit bounces right off and hurts like a motherfucker.

[00:12:12] Misty, step in there.

[00:12:14] There's probably no space.

[00:12:17] I would, but there's no space.

[00:12:20] Loot that body.

[00:12:21] So we're going up.

[00:12:23] What are we doing?

[00:12:24] What are we seeing?

[00:12:25] You guys went up north.

[00:12:26] Up north.

[00:12:27] Up the...

[00:12:28] Literally been out for two days.

[00:12:29] You see a couple of debased serpent folk who are just sort of patrolling and kind of actually like helping usher people around in different chambers.

[00:12:38] They're ushers?

[00:12:39] Yeah.

[00:12:40] I mean, they're armed, but yeah.

[00:12:43] The upward spiral eventually terminates into a smaller chamber.

[00:12:47] It's roughly circular and 50 feet in diameter.

[00:12:52] One debased serpent folk from the upward spiral.

[00:12:57] Can't talk today.

[00:12:58] Stands at attention like a guard at one side of the entrance.

[00:13:02] You see 20 unoccupied crystals that line the walls.

[00:13:06] And three obsidian thrones stand in the center of the room.

[00:13:10] Each occupied by a green robed figure.

[00:13:15] Javelin of lightning.

[00:13:15] There are also two crevices in the walls that lead to other locations.

[00:13:20] It's Axis versus Allies, man.

[00:13:21] You enter the small chamber.

[00:13:23] At least let's do some shit.

[00:13:25] We are.

[00:13:26] If they want to narrate, they better talk real fucking fast.

[00:13:29] These individuals look much different than the people you're used to seeing.

[00:13:32] You enter a small chamber.

[00:13:34] You enter a small chamber than the others.

[00:13:37] Sorry.

[00:13:38] You enter a smaller chamber than the others thus far.

[00:13:42] The crystals around its perimeter are all empty, but you feel an unsettling connection to one of them.

[00:13:49] Each of you.

[00:13:50] Nope.

[00:13:51] Cold air and stark sunlight filter into the chamber through a large crack in the wall opposite to your entrance.

[00:13:57] Three figures sit on thrones of obsidian in the center of the room, garbed in faded green robes and ancient beyond all reason.

[00:14:04] You think for a second that they may be corpses until they each stand and greet you.

[00:14:09] Oh no, yeah.

[00:14:11] Seemingly vital and spry despite their obvious age.

[00:14:15] Hailed and well met, calls a central figure.

[00:14:17] A craggy old man wearing an antique male hobrik under his robes.

[00:14:21] The man to his right, who has long, wispy beard and grips an ornate staff and bony hands, says,

[00:14:27] We three are the last remaining leaders of what your history books call the blasphemy of the green monks.

[00:14:34] A third figure, a woman with sunken eyes and short black hair, says,

[00:14:39] We'd like to offer you a deal.

[00:14:41] That was a short monologue.

[00:14:44] Correct.

[00:14:45] Do you think I can throw two of them, one in each hand?

[00:14:49] You said you were down to one, so no.

[00:14:50] I'm kind of curious.

[00:14:51] I can pick them up afterwards.

[00:14:52] You said it was an antique what?

[00:14:56] He's wearing an antique what?

[00:14:58] Hobrik.

[00:14:59] It's a male armor.

[00:15:03] Oh, I see what you said now.

[00:15:06] H-A-U-B-E-R-K.

[00:15:07] Does it look fancy?

[00:15:11] I mean, yeah.

[00:15:12] Loot that body.

[00:15:14] So does the staff.

[00:15:16] As well as the amulet the woman is wearing.

[00:15:19] What kind of deal?

[00:15:21] Do we get your loot?

[00:15:23] They all, they kind of look at each other.

[00:15:28] I'm an artificer.

[00:15:29] I want things.

[00:15:31] I want all the things.

[00:15:33] Where'd you get your drip?

[00:15:36] Got drip?

[00:15:38] That's right.

[00:15:38] Have our podcast appeal to the youths of today.

[00:15:41] I have no cap.

[00:15:43] I don't know.

[00:15:43] The man with the staff kind of clears his throat.

[00:15:49] Well, now that Sathagwa has risen, his victory is inevitable.

[00:15:54] This world is doomed and only the next world matters.

[00:15:57] Uh-huh.

[00:15:58] Join the sleepers and you can do so much more.

[00:16:01] Good shaping to the world to come.

[00:16:03] Much better than you could by throwing your lives away opposing us.

[00:16:06] So you're telling me you're not going to give me your stuff.

[00:16:11] And the woman kind of chuckles and says,

[00:16:13] The world is irredeemable.

[00:16:16] Pathetic beggars fill the streets.

[00:16:18] Thieves run through gutter and corrupt bureaucrats.

[00:16:21] Line their pockets with the wealth of the betters.

[00:16:23] There are leeches.

[00:16:25] They are leeches on society.

[00:16:27] And they must be stamped out for the greater good.

[00:16:30] Join us.

[00:16:31] Claim your place among the elite who shape the world.

[00:16:33] I feel like you're ignoring me.

[00:16:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:16:37] That's all fine.

[00:16:38] BT dubs.

[00:16:39] You going to give me that stuff?

[00:16:40] If you guys are going to sleep, do you need your stuff?

[00:16:42] Give me your stuff.

[00:16:45] The other man says, it just kind of shakes his head.

[00:16:49] It says, the big sleep is a gift.

[00:16:52] It's perpetual sleep beyond all the pain and suffering in the world.

[00:16:56] No worries or cares.

[00:16:58] Just rest and pleasure.

[00:17:00] Once Sathagwa's work is done, we emerge to start the world anew.

[00:17:03] Never in history has utopia been so within your reach.

[00:17:08] I appreciate your spiel.

[00:17:13] Give me that stuff.

[00:17:14] I appreciate your position.

[00:17:17] But if you're going to sleep, do you need that stuff?

[00:17:20] This is a legitimate question.

[00:17:23] I've played with Alex, obviously, infrequently.

[00:17:25] But Alex being a loot goblin, big fan.

[00:17:29] Big fan.

[00:17:29] It's typically every game.

[00:17:30] I appreciate this, but you're going to eat the rest of that?

[00:17:36] It's like, you got epic gear.

[00:17:38] I want epic gear.

[00:17:40] Do I have to kill you to get it?

[00:17:42] He just kind of says, if you do not wish to join us, then you will perish here.

[00:17:50] If you're asleep, why do you care?

[00:17:52] Just give me the gear.

[00:17:56] I'm giving you a very logical argument here.

[00:17:59] Then you may roll initiative.

[00:18:02] Yeah.

[00:18:03] Not my question.

[00:18:04] Not my question.

[00:18:08] Being down Flynn in this fight could be problematic.

[00:18:12] It's going to be a tough one, boys.

[00:18:14] Loot that body.

[00:18:16] Well, it's not like we were going to go to sleep anyway.

[00:18:18] To be fair, you basically said, don't be stupid.

[00:18:21] Be a smarty.

[00:18:22] Come and join the Nazi party.

[00:18:24] And we're like, no.

[00:18:27] That's basically the choice we were given.

[00:18:30] It's like, all your stuff is made of gold.

[00:18:32] Can we have that instead?

[00:18:33] And just let you guys go to sleep and walk away?

[00:18:35] Go do something else?

[00:18:36] You guys could go to Argentina.

[00:18:38] I mean, we're not super excited about that, but you could.

[00:18:42] Right.

[00:18:42] We're not stopping them from them going to sleep.

[00:18:45] I just want their armor and gear.

[00:18:47] Sure.

[00:18:47] So are you guys okay with my decision to just steal their shit?

[00:18:51] I mean, I think.

[00:18:52] You got to kill them first.

[00:18:52] Like, the thing is, is that we're like, we're okay.

[00:18:59] We're okay.

[00:19:00] I think we're okay.

[00:19:03] We did just all heal up.

[00:19:04] What do you mean?

[00:19:05] Like, I don't think we're going to die.

[00:19:06] Oh.

[00:19:07] I think it's going to be ugly.

[00:19:08] I think it's going to be uncomfortable.

[00:19:10] But like, literally, we've got a triumvirate of goddamn Nazis in front of us.

[00:19:14] They're like, we're the bad guys.

[00:19:15] Join us.

[00:19:16] No.

[00:19:17] Well, it's not like they would have left us just turn around and walk out of the room.

[00:19:21] Right.

[00:19:23] Hey, join us.

[00:19:24] We didn't ask.

[00:19:25] You just wanted to take their shit.

[00:19:26] They didn't answer a single question I asked.

[00:19:29] Loot that body.

[00:19:30] I asked, do you need your stuff?

[00:19:32] And they're like, kept monologuing at us.

[00:19:34] Have you met Lucas?

[00:19:35] Lucas?

[00:19:36] All I wanted to know is, if you're going to sleep, can I have your cool items?

[00:19:41] And I'll let you go to sleep.

[00:19:42] They were trying to persuade you to sleep with them.

[00:19:44] God damn it.

[00:19:44] I didn't want to sleep with the old people.

[00:19:47] That time it started on an 18 roll, I landed on a five for my initiative.

[00:19:51] Neither did I say that in that way.

[00:19:52] Cody, have you been rolling single digits all night for your initiative?

[00:19:56] Have you ever, like, if someone goes back and listens, I am the worst roller of all time.

[00:20:03] Eight.

[00:20:04] Oh.

[00:20:04] Gentleman's eight.

[00:20:06] A gentleman's significantly above average.

[00:20:08] 17.

[00:20:10] Alex?

[00:20:11] I've got lower than Cody.

[00:20:13] Six.

[00:20:14] Ah.

[00:20:15] Okay, she can go.

[00:20:16] Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.

[00:20:17] Come here, bro.

[00:20:18] What is your dex, Troy?

[00:20:21] What's your dex mod?

[00:20:22] Two.

[00:20:24] The old man sort of reaches out and places a hand on the man with the wispy beard and whispers

[00:20:33] something and then begins to walk toward your group as he pulls a longsword.

[00:20:38] 30 feet.

[00:20:41] That old man then looks at you all.

[00:20:50] Doesn't he get half movement for his age?

[00:20:53] That would be something you would think, right?

[00:20:57] It isn't Call of Cthulhu.

[00:20:59] Which Sandy Peterson wrote.

[00:21:01] Push that motherfucker back.

[00:21:03] Exactly.

[00:21:04] Cut that back.

[00:21:05] For every 10 years or 40, you lose 10 points on your skills.

[00:21:10] He would never move.

[00:21:11] This individual is over 400 years old.

[00:21:13] Perfect.

[00:21:13] He can stand right there while I take pot shots at him.

[00:21:19] See if I get a prize after nailing him a couple times.

[00:21:22] Just like those carnival games.

[00:21:24] Let me check this spell one time.

[00:21:30] Yep.

[00:21:31] Got the range.

[00:21:32] Hit me with your best shot.

[00:21:34] I try not to be a horrible person in these games, but Lucas just pulls it out of me.

[00:21:41] So I need...

[00:21:43] Is that a save?

[00:21:45] Odd question.

[00:21:46] You're using a longsword.

[00:21:47] How are you hitting anybody with that?

[00:21:49] He's casting spells.

[00:21:50] No, it's a different person.

[00:21:52] He's the person with a longsword walked toward you.

[00:21:53] These are all fucking liches.

[00:21:55] His action was to do something else and then walked toward you.

[00:21:59] He acted and then moved.

[00:22:00] Now it's the guy with the long beard, not the other old guy.

[00:22:04] I'm just reading the spell to make sure I understand it.

[00:22:08] These figures are different colors.

[00:22:10] You could say that so that we're not confused by...

[00:22:12] Sorry.

[00:22:13] ...old guy and other old guy.

[00:22:14] Green is first.

[00:22:16] Old guy and pink.

[00:22:17] Older guy.

[00:22:18] I put them in that order.

[00:22:19] Well, actually, I rolled in that order just oddly enough.

[00:22:23] So green went first.

[00:22:24] Now pink.

[00:22:26] I need Cody to make a wisdom saving throw.

[00:22:31] No, you don't.

[00:22:34] Really fucking do.

[00:22:36] I rolled a 38.

[00:22:38] Don't believe you at all.

[00:22:41] What'd you get?

[00:22:42] I'm a barbarian.

[00:22:43] I didn't pass.

[00:22:46] Suddenly you seize up as if you are held.

[00:22:50] Coward.

[00:22:52] I scream that.

[00:22:53] Cowards.

[00:22:54] You can talk.

[00:22:56] Troy.

[00:22:57] Scream it in French.

[00:22:59] This individual kind of...

[00:23:01] Lay cowards.

[00:23:02] The old man in the middle reaches out and almost Darth Vader style.

[00:23:08] You guys see the ghoul next to you sort of stiffen up and just can't seem to move.

[00:23:16] Yeah.

[00:23:18] Troy, it's on you.

[00:23:22] I am going to throw my trident at the pink dude.

[00:23:27] Okay.

[00:23:28] What'd you range on the trident?

[00:23:30] It's a 50 foot from where you're standing.

[00:23:33] Don't worry about it.

[00:23:36] I'm a little worried about it.

[00:23:38] You weren't until he said something.

[00:23:42] Fucking dick.

[00:23:43] Still worried about it.

[00:23:44] I was just asking a question.

[00:23:46] I didn't realize you were cheating that much.

[00:23:48] It's not cheating if you didn't intend to.

[00:23:53] Regular trident's 2060.

[00:23:56] I throw my trident.

[00:24:00] Try mood for people at home.

[00:24:01] That's a bad number to hit.

[00:24:04] What's the total?

[00:24:06] I rolled a one.

[00:24:07] I rolled a one.

[00:24:07] Fuck.

[00:24:08] It's not a one.

[00:24:09] It's a single digit, but it's not a one.

[00:24:11] Yeah.

[00:24:13] It is a 13.

[00:24:18] Don't worry, Troy.

[00:24:19] I blame Lucas too.

[00:24:21] No, I blame Cody.

[00:24:24] Really?

[00:24:25] That's surprising.

[00:24:26] Trying to help him out and he fucking teachers me.

[00:24:29] Eh, nail the longsword guy next time.

[00:24:34] The young old lady gets to go now, unless you have any bonus sections.

[00:24:39] I do, actually.

[00:24:40] Okay.

[00:24:42] Shield of Faith.

[00:24:45] Good call.

[00:24:45] Did that just boost your AC?

[00:24:46] Yeah.

[00:24:47] Is that a minute?

[00:24:49] Ten minutes?

[00:24:49] I don't like that.

[00:24:50] It's however long I want it to be.

[00:24:54] Infinite minutes.

[00:24:57] The woman goes invisible.

[00:25:02] The woman is?

[00:25:03] Pink.

[00:25:04] Blue.

[00:25:05] It then goes to Cody.

[00:25:10] What am I going to do?

[00:25:11] You paralyzed me, right?

[00:25:13] I cast whole person on you.

[00:25:15] That's what I did.

[00:25:16] So, what's my roll?

[00:25:19] Oh.

[00:25:22] It's another wisdom saving throw.

[00:25:24] It's a concentration spell, I believe, right?

[00:25:27] Well, yes.

[00:25:27] But at the end of your turn, it's a wisdom saving throw.

[00:25:31] You can't really do much else unless you have psychic abilities, which I don't think you have.

[00:25:35] You cannot take actions or reactions.

[00:25:38] So, your choice is to make a wisdom saving throw.

[00:25:41] Yeah, I know how it works.

[00:25:43] But they have to keep concentrating on this.

[00:25:45] Which is why I tried to hit it.

[00:25:47] I agree.

[00:25:47] No, I knew exactly what you were doing.

[00:25:49] No, it made sense.

[00:25:49] Yeah.

[00:25:53] It's probably not high enough for them.

[00:25:58] What do you need?

[00:25:58] Wisdom?

[00:25:59] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:00] Twelve.

[00:26:01] Fail.

[00:26:03] Still held.

[00:26:06] Alex.

[00:26:10] You want your homunculus next to you?

[00:26:12] I kind of had him over here.

[00:26:15] Anywhere is fine.

[00:26:16] I mean, basically the size of the room.

[00:26:19] I can affect my homunculus wherever it is.

[00:26:22] It's fine.

[00:26:22] So, it doesn't matter.

[00:26:24] So, blue is invisible, even though the figure's on the map.

[00:26:27] So, you got green and pink visible to you right now.

[00:26:32] Oh, I'm going to aim at pink.

[00:26:36] Okay.

[00:26:39] Good call.

[00:26:41] 23.

[00:26:42] Nice.

[00:26:43] Well done, sir.

[00:26:46] Let's fire away.

[00:26:48] Still got you.

[00:26:49] That is 12 damage.

[00:26:51] Still a damage.

[00:26:53] 12 damage.

[00:26:54] 12 damage.

[00:26:55] 12 damage.

[00:26:57] And...

[00:26:57] Concentration saving throw.

[00:26:58] As my bonus action, I will apply Hunter's Mark on pink.

[00:27:05] On pink?

[00:27:06] No problem?

[00:27:06] Mm-hmm.

[00:27:07] And that will last for an hour.

[00:27:11] How much damage did you take?

[00:27:12] Or how much damage did you do?

[00:27:14] 12.

[00:27:15] 12 damage on pink.

[00:27:16] Okay.

[00:27:18] Homunculus' turn.

[00:27:20] I was hoping for big damage.

[00:27:21] That was not big damage.

[00:27:23] Yeah, well...

[00:27:23] Sorry.

[00:27:24] Was close to max for that.

[00:27:26] So...

[00:27:27] Um...

[00:27:28] Move my...

[00:27:31] Familiar up to...

[00:27:34] Two spaces close to Troy.

[00:27:37] So...

[00:27:39] Perfect.

[00:27:42] Homunculus' servant uses force strike on pink as well.

[00:27:47] Okay.

[00:27:49] That does not hit.

[00:27:52] Bummer.

[00:27:53] Six does not hit.

[00:27:55] It goes back to the man.

[00:27:58] With a green.

[00:28:00] Do not roll a con save.

[00:28:02] I did that after you hit me.

[00:28:03] Oh.

[00:28:04] He did.

[00:28:04] He just did it in the wrong order.

[00:28:06] Oh.

[00:28:06] Either way, I passed.

[00:28:07] It doesn't matter.

[00:28:08] It was a natural 20.

[00:28:09] So...

[00:28:09] It does matter because it depends on how much damage he does to you.

[00:28:12] Sorry.

[00:28:12] What do I want to do?

[00:28:13] Oh.

[00:28:13] Guy in green.

[00:28:14] Well, green guy on our...

[00:28:17] The...

[00:28:18] Lich with the sword.

[00:28:19] Coward.

[00:28:20] As you are held.

[00:28:21] Pulls out his longsword.

[00:28:23] Gets two strikes.

[00:28:26] Coward.

[00:28:29] First roll ahead.

[00:28:32] Single digis.

[00:28:34] Can't even hit.

[00:28:36] A paralyzed individual, apparently.

[00:28:39] It's because he's a bitch.

[00:28:40] Bit of rust.

[00:28:42] Geriatric, you know.

[00:28:43] You shouldn't even be close to you yet.

[00:28:44] That's a natural 20 on that one.

[00:28:46] That's 11 slashing.

[00:28:49] Um...

[00:28:50] No bonus.

[00:28:51] That is his action.

[00:28:52] He moved.

[00:28:53] He hit.

[00:28:54] Um...

[00:28:55] Then the man on the pink.

[00:28:57] Man in pink walks up to fish man.

[00:29:01] Um...

[00:29:02] He...

[00:29:03] Um...

[00:29:04] Sort of whips his staff around to smack you with it.

[00:29:09] That is a...

[00:29:12] 17 to hit.

[00:29:13] Middle finger for people at home means that hits.

[00:29:17] AC was 18.

[00:29:18] No, it doesn't.

[00:29:18] No, it does the other way.

[00:29:19] It means get fucked.

[00:29:20] It does.

[00:29:20] It means 17 misses.

[00:29:21] I'm pretty sure his AC's an 18.

[00:29:23] Oh, no, it's not.

[00:29:24] It's much higher now.

[00:29:25] Oh, yeah, and you got Shield of Faith now, too.

[00:29:27] Oh, that's right.

[00:29:27] You can be real fucking hard to hit.

[00:29:30] Uh, that also misses.

[00:29:31] That is a single digit.

[00:29:34] So he misses with both of his attacks.

[00:29:39] And is still concentrating on...

[00:29:41] You.

[00:29:43] So...

[00:29:43] Troy!

[00:29:44] Now he's in your face.

[00:29:47] Alrighty then.

[00:29:49] Um...

[00:29:51] Which...

[00:29:51] Smitey smite should I do?

[00:29:55] Preferably one that does an accumulated...

[00:29:57] Pile of damage.

[00:29:59] Hit him hard.

[00:30:03] Really, really hard.

[00:30:05] Uh, should I, teachers, rule you again?

[00:30:08] Ah.

[00:30:09] Why?

[00:30:09] Forgot about that.

[00:30:11] Uh, one more one.

[00:30:13] I got...

[00:30:13] Hand off the pawn.

[00:30:14] What?

[00:30:16] I was supposed to add a d4 to that attack.

[00:30:18] Because of what the guy did beforehand.

[00:30:22] But hand off the pawn.

[00:30:23] We'll move forward.

[00:30:24] Uh-huh.

[00:30:24] Uh-huh.

[00:30:25] Oh.

[00:30:25] Moving on.

[00:30:26] I should have added the d4 to my attack.

[00:30:27] Yeah.

[00:30:27] Which would have hit you.

[00:30:28] Well, may not...

[00:30:28] Still may not have hit you.

[00:30:29] Um...

[00:30:29] It's still a d4 plus.

[00:30:30] Are these fuckers undead?

[00:30:33] They don't seem to be.

[00:30:34] Okay.

[00:30:37] Hmm.

[00:30:38] They just seem to be ancient.

[00:30:39] So net one.

[00:30:40] That's what you get for unconsciously cheating.

[00:30:42] I didn't cheat.

[00:30:43] Bonus actor you were going to.

[00:30:46] You're in the process of cheating.

[00:30:47] I was not in the process of cheating.

[00:30:49] Would you like me to tell you why you're in the process of cheating?

[00:30:50] I know what you were thinking.

[00:30:51] Okay.

[00:30:52] Alex.

[00:30:57] Uh...

[00:30:58] Can I double stack?

[00:30:59] No, I don't think so.

[00:31:00] Um...

[00:31:00] Can't double stamp a double stamp.

[00:31:01] Double secret probation.

[00:31:05] I don't want to waste a bonus action on a spell at this point.

[00:31:10] Nope.

[00:31:11] Cool.

[00:31:12] I rolled.

[00:31:13] I'm aiming for the magic user gun.

[00:31:16] Okay.

[00:31:16] The one that I can see.

[00:31:17] Firing in a melee?

[00:31:19] I am firing.

[00:31:20] I hit it with 20.

[00:31:22] A natural 20?

[00:31:23] No.

[00:31:24] Modified 20.

[00:31:26] I would imagine that hits.

[00:31:29] Hang on.

[00:31:30] Lucas is busy googling rules.

[00:31:32] It's a...

[00:31:34] Is that only a house rule?

[00:31:37] House rules!

[00:31:38] I can roll again.

[00:31:40] I have advantage because he's marked.

[00:31:42] If that makes you feel better.

[00:31:45] Oh, no.

[00:31:46] He has marked.

[00:31:46] You're fine.

[00:31:46] Yeah, you gotta make sure you add extra damage.

[00:31:49] I will as soon as I hit him.

[00:31:50] Roll damage.

[00:31:51] You hit him.

[00:31:53] Uh...

[00:31:53] 12 for that.

[00:31:55] And the bonus is...

[00:31:57] Wait.

[00:31:57] If you have an advantage, you only rolled once.

[00:31:59] I hit him.

[00:32:00] You should always still roll again.

[00:32:02] Okay.

[00:32:02] You could get a natural 20.

[00:32:03] You could get a crit 20.

[00:32:04] Yeah.

[00:32:05] Uh...

[00:32:05] No, I do not get a crit 20.

[00:32:07] I just hit better.

[00:32:09] What's the rest of your damage?

[00:32:10] 12 plus what?

[00:32:11] 6.

[00:32:12] Okay.

[00:32:14] Concentration check.

[00:32:14] DC 10.

[00:32:16] Yep.

[00:32:16] And now for my homunculus.

[00:32:19] That's another natural 20 on that die.

[00:32:21] That is a hot die.

[00:32:23] All right.

[00:32:24] Homunculus hits.

[00:32:25] Let's see what we hit.

[00:32:27] That is 16.

[00:32:28] To hit?

[00:32:29] It is.

[00:32:30] Same guy?

[00:32:31] Same guy.

[00:32:31] Does hit?

[00:32:32] That is...

[00:32:35] 4.

[00:32:37] Concentration check.

[00:32:38] I don't think the hunter's mark clicks again, so I'm not even gonna worry about it.

[00:32:42] That little symbol is a 20.

[00:32:45] I mean, whatever you wanna do, man.

[00:32:48] Whatever makes you feel good about what you're doing.

[00:32:49] 3 nat 20 is on saves from that concentration save.

[00:32:52] So, how much are you cheating?

[00:32:55] I'm not.

[00:32:55] I rolled that one outside of this thing so he could see it.

[00:32:58] I'm just...

[00:32:58] I'm just checking.

[00:32:59] Just checking.

[00:33:00] You know?

[00:33:01] You know?

[00:33:01] Making sure.

[00:33:02] This is really...

[00:33:03] I'm gonna roll that to hit now.

[00:33:03] Spirit of the game.

[00:33:04] Love of the game.

[00:33:05] You know?

[00:33:05] You know?

[00:33:06] Whatever.

[00:33:06] Seeing how badly he is cheating, that's all I wanna know.

[00:33:09] Nope.

[00:33:10] And that is all I'm gonna hit him for now.

[00:33:13] Thank you.

[00:33:14] Okay.

[00:33:16] Try and hit him again later.

[00:33:21] That's fine.

[00:33:23] Pretty sure I'm at the bottom of the order.

[00:33:26] No.

[00:33:28] Yes.

[00:33:28] Yeah, you are.

[00:33:29] No.

[00:33:31] Open that book up.

[00:33:34] You know what I have to?

[00:33:35] Flynn.

[00:33:36] Where's your DPS, homie?

[00:33:38] So glad my servant's with us.

[00:33:42] We have at least a little bit of a backup.

[00:33:45] Well, it doesn't hurt if I soak up damage.

[00:33:49] Hmm.

[00:33:49] But it does mean that I'm not doing...

[00:33:52] In this particular instance, I'm not doing anything.

[00:33:54] I'm chipping away at fuck all.

[00:33:56] Hmm.

[00:33:57] It would be nice to have our monk in Florida blows.

[00:34:00] Yeah.

[00:34:00] To just do some DPS?

[00:34:02] 100% it would.

[00:34:03] Especially since the cat is so hard to hit.

[00:34:06] I need a wisdom saving throw, sir.

[00:34:09] For me?

[00:34:09] Yep.

[00:34:10] Thank you for specifying.

[00:34:12] 16?

[00:34:16] Pending.

[00:34:17] That should be good enough.

[00:34:19] Hmm.

[00:34:20] I'm sure it's something to do with blue.

[00:34:24] That does succeed.

[00:34:25] Oh, good.

[00:34:28] That's good.

[00:34:29] What did I save myself from?

[00:34:31] You're unsure, but for a moment there, you felt a bit lethargic and shook it off.

[00:34:36] Oh.

[00:34:36] Sleep spell.

[00:34:37] Got it.

[00:34:39] Um, 5d8 probably would have been enough to put you down.

[00:34:41] By the way.

[00:34:42] He should now be visible.

[00:34:46] The woman is now visible.

[00:34:49] There she gots a spell.

[00:34:51] Uh, but that brings it to the top of the order.

[00:34:54] Now I have a new target.

[00:34:56] Which is the man in the green.

[00:34:58] Once again, trying to attack this fucker.

[00:35:02] He can't seem to hit.

[00:35:03] I think I'm just like, you know, totally restrained and just staring at him with like just frothing at the mouth and bleeding out of the least one puncture so far.

[00:35:12] Probably about to be two.

[00:35:14] Old creature.

[00:35:15] Old creature.

[00:35:15] How long does that usually last?

[00:35:17] It's a minute.

[00:35:18] Old person.

[00:35:19] Until save.

[00:35:19] It's basically 10 rounds until you save.

[00:35:22] Yeesh.

[00:35:23] Um.

[00:35:24] So that's.

[00:35:25] One of the only barbarians we've ever had killed was killed from old person.

[00:35:29] I'm going to keep on shooting at him until he drops it.

[00:35:31] It's just fucking irritating.

[00:35:32] He's going two-handed this time, which is a one.

[00:35:37] 11 piercing.

[00:35:38] Or sorry, 11 slashing to you for the first attack.

[00:35:45] That also hits for eight more slashing as he is just cutting down the barbarians.

[00:35:52] Join us in sleep, he screams as he slashes.

[00:35:56] He says to the literal vegetable?

[00:35:59] Yeah.

[00:36:00] Sweet.

[00:36:01] Cody was worried I couldn't kill this character I'm working on.

[00:36:03] I mean, it's taking two whole characters and you're three rounds in.

[00:36:08] So if you kill me, but they win the fight, I'll take it as a moral victory.

[00:36:12] It's fine.

[00:36:12] It would be helpful if they hit some things.

[00:36:14] But if they.

[00:36:15] The cat would be real useful in this fight.

[00:36:19] That's if I didn't whiff twice either.

[00:36:21] Yeah.

[00:36:22] No.

[00:36:22] I'm looking at you, homie.

[00:36:24] I know it's an audio podcast.

[00:36:28] First things first.

[00:36:29] First, he swings the, uh, swings a staff at you again.

[00:36:34] Must be nice to have extra attack.

[00:36:36] It is cool having multi-attack.

[00:36:38] That's for sure.

[00:36:39] 20 still miss.

[00:36:41] Yeah.

[00:36:42] You got shield of faith.

[00:36:43] He does have shield of faith.

[00:36:44] How long does that last?

[00:36:45] Natural fucking 20.

[00:36:47] Finally gotcha.

[00:36:49] Um.

[00:36:51] Just a fun one.

[00:36:53] Wait.

[00:36:54] What'd you hit him with?

[00:36:56] Huh?

[00:36:58] A nat 20.

[00:37:00] Why'd you roll twice?

[00:37:01] Because he gets two attacks.

[00:37:04] I thought you were casting a spell.

[00:37:06] As a bonus action.

[00:37:08] Multi-attack.

[00:37:09] Two attacks.

[00:37:11] Two melee attacks.

[00:37:13] That is his first action.

[00:37:15] It's two melee attacks.

[00:37:16] Bonus action will be different.

[00:37:18] That is, uh, six bludgeoning.

[00:37:22] It's annoying we have to fight humanoid enemies that are a level or two higher than us.

[00:37:26] Ah.

[00:37:27] Okay.

[00:37:28] So the bonus is making the damage necrotic.

[00:37:31] Then I need a constitution saving throw from him.

[00:37:36] I'd like to see that stat block later.

[00:37:38] One that just says multi-attack on it?

[00:37:40] Well, no.

[00:37:41] The thing is, is that you...

[00:37:45] I don't think you can multi-attack and cast a spell.

[00:37:49] Well, I didn't, though.

[00:37:51] So you'd never cast a spell?

[00:37:53] No.

[00:37:53] The bonus action is part of the staff itself.

[00:37:56] I decided not to cast the spell.

[00:37:58] So I did not do that.

[00:37:59] Okay.

[00:38:00] I mean, you're probably okay.

[00:38:03] So those are now...

[00:38:04] Bonus actions to make it necrotic.

[00:38:06] Okay.

[00:38:06] Constitution saving throw.

[00:38:08] Usually when you have a multi-attack with a monster, it's like...

[00:38:10] Like a dragon for...

[00:38:12] Wait a minute.

[00:38:13] Hold on.

[00:38:14] Dude, you did...

[00:38:15] You are attacking twice.

[00:38:16] Yeah, it's multi-attack.

[00:38:17] Okay.

[00:38:17] It's two attacks.

[00:38:18] I'm just...

[00:38:19] Between what you're saying and what he's saying, and things are getting jumbled and confused.

[00:38:22] You're being attacked twice.

[00:38:23] He hit...

[00:38:24] The second time he hit a great 20.

[00:38:25] I hit with one.

[00:38:26] With a natural 20.

[00:38:27] Oh, and I only rolled my die once.

[00:38:28] Sorry about that.

[00:38:29] It's only two more hit once.

[00:38:31] But it is necrotic.

[00:38:34] Con saving throw?

[00:38:37] What am I?

[00:38:39] 15.

[00:38:40] Should be good.

[00:38:41] That...

[00:38:42] If this were our game of numbers, yeah, I would've hit it head on.

[00:38:45] Otherwise, your...

[00:38:47] Your maximum drops by that amount.

[00:38:52] Yep.

[00:38:54] Cool.

[00:38:57] Hit him back.

[00:39:00] Sure gonna fucking try.

[00:39:02] Sucks, doesn't it?

[00:39:04] And this guy's not been touched, right?

[00:39:06] Pink?

[00:39:07] Yeah.

[00:39:07] I've been blowing into pieces.

[00:39:09] Oh, you haven't?

[00:39:09] Yeah.

[00:39:10] I've been blowing chunks out of him the whole time.

[00:39:12] One good chunk should fuck you.

[00:39:12] He doesn't look good at all.

[00:39:13] Oh, okay.

[00:39:14] Yeah, yeah.

[00:39:14] That's why I didn't bother healing, because I was like, I can heal myself, but a couple of

[00:39:17] hits is gonna kill him anyway.

[00:39:18] In that case.

[00:39:19] That is not gonna hit.

[00:39:21] That's two natural ones with two different die, I think.

[00:39:24] Any bonus actions you want to get rid of?

[00:39:27] My bonus actions are gonna go fuck myself.

[00:39:28] You can do that.

[00:39:32] Just not at this table.

[00:39:35] This is a skeet-free table.

[00:39:39] You don't make the rules here.

[00:39:40] That is a jizz-free ficus.

[00:39:43] Nazis.

[00:39:43] Wisdom save on Mr. Green.

[00:39:45] Wisdom save on Mr. Green.

[00:39:47] You're a mean one.

[00:39:49] Mr. Green.

[00:39:51] You really are a bitch.

[00:39:55] Mr. Green.

[00:39:57] Wisdom save on him is a good call.

[00:39:58] It's a fail.

[00:40:00] You have disadvantage on attacks against creatures other than myself.

[00:40:05] Challenging him.

[00:40:06] And you must make a wisdom saving throw each time it attempts to move to a space that is

[00:40:11] more than 30 feet away from me.

[00:40:15] Okay.

[00:40:17] So as long as I don't move and I attack him, I'm still just getting the straight attack.

[00:40:23] Because it's an advantage attack because he's restrained.

[00:40:25] Sure.

[00:40:26] Cool.

[00:40:28] Anything else?

[00:40:30] If not, we'll go to Cody.

[00:40:35] It's a six on the die.

[00:40:36] Still a barbarian.

[00:40:38] Still have a save of one.

[00:40:40] Maybe two.

[00:40:41] Pretty sure it's one.

[00:40:43] Eighteen to hit.

[00:40:44] Pink again?

[00:40:44] Shoot pink in the stank.

[00:40:46] Eighteen on pink.

[00:40:49] That'll hit.

[00:40:50] Hang on.

[00:40:51] I'm hanging out.

[00:40:53] What's up?

[00:40:54] As you raise to fire at him, he begins to call out to Sathagwa invoking a disadvantage on your attack wall.

[00:41:04] Cool.

[00:41:05] Cool.

[00:41:05] So no, I'm still advantaged.

[00:41:08] It just became a flat roll.

[00:41:09] So I have advantage from Hunter's Mark for an hour after it hits him.

[00:41:14] So it still hits the same.

[00:41:17] Do you want me to roll again and not count that die?

[00:41:20] It cancels each other out.

[00:41:23] He's just not been rolling twice.

[00:41:25] Because I've hit each time.

[00:41:27] That's why I'm not following.

[00:41:28] Yeah.

[00:41:28] I'm like, you only rolled one die.

[00:41:30] I don't know.

[00:41:30] You can roll twice and try to get a...

[00:41:32] Not anymore.

[00:41:33] Not now.

[00:41:33] So it's flat at this point.

[00:41:36] More than never mind.

[00:41:37] I forgot you were doing that.

[00:41:39] Meh.

[00:41:40] Whatever.

[00:41:41] Roll your damage.

[00:41:42] He's probably going to die anyway.

[00:41:43] Thank you.

[00:41:45] Eight damage.

[00:41:46] He did.

[00:41:47] Don't even need to use the Hunter's Mark thing.

[00:41:50] Bonus action.

[00:41:51] You can move it.

[00:41:51] It's going over to blue.

[00:41:53] Cool.

[00:41:54] Now then, I'm monkey-less.

[00:41:57] Let's see what you do, bud.

[00:41:59] You attack in blue?

[00:42:00] It does not hit.

[00:42:01] Okay.

[00:42:10] Thank you all for listening.

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