Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 26

[00:00:17] Bancors Brothel presents The Big Sleep, The Mythos 5e Adventure.

[00:01:24] Punch Nazis.

[00:01:26] It's a great way to start a game.

[00:01:28] There might be God-nate Nazis in this game now for us to punch.

[00:01:32] We did discuss that I think when Flynn was out. Or maybe not.

[00:01:39] Peterson apparently is incredibly religious.

[00:01:42] Really?

[00:01:42] He's Mormon.

[00:01:43] Which I didn't realize.

[00:01:44] Oh.

[00:01:46] But he also wrote like Doom and Call of Cthulhu and a whole bunch of really metal stuff.

[00:01:50] So like Sandy Peterson continues to be my hero.

[00:01:53] He's the most metal Mormon of all time.

[00:01:55] Is he full on weird underwear Mormon?

[00:01:56] I'm not sure if that's far back.

[00:01:58] I don't know because I've not asked him.

[00:02:01] I wouldn't be surprised.

[00:02:03] Maybe.

[00:02:03] It's one of the things that I realized that I've never heard him swear or speak an unkind word.

[00:02:10] Or drink a Coke.

[00:02:12] He's a very, very calm like speaker.

[00:02:15] He's a very calm speaker.

[00:02:16] I've talked to him a couple times at Gen Con.

[00:02:18] He's a very nice guy.

[00:02:18] Oh no, he's a very nice guy.

[00:02:20] He'll answer any question you got.

[00:02:21] But it just cracks me up.

[00:02:22] Also wrote Doom like.

[00:02:23] Yeah.

[00:02:24] Pretty fucking metal.

[00:02:25] Yeah.

[00:02:26] Right.

[00:02:26] And Call of Cthulhu is like, you would think that it's like, it's such an interesting,

[00:02:31] he's such a cool, interesting person.

[00:02:33] Yeah.

[00:02:33] Like, I like that.

[00:02:35] His brain works in a way that is incredibly intriguing.

[00:02:38] I would agree.

[00:02:40] It's just like, Doom is, Doom is impressive.

[00:02:43] Like, I mean, you don't see a lot of the writing from Doom, but like the concepts like are solid.

[00:02:50] Yeah.

[00:02:51] It's free on Game Pass right now, the original.

[00:02:53] Anyway.

[00:02:53] Um, where do the three of you like to go?

[00:02:57] You're kind of either hanging out outside of a mountain or you're going back into the mountain.

[00:03:02] Which did Lucas not prep for?

[00:03:04] And that's what we should do.

[00:03:07] Well, when I ran the game last time, I am well prepped for going back in the mountain

[00:03:13] because I basically already ran it and going outside of the mountain is what I'm prepped for now.

[00:03:18] So what do you want to do?

[00:03:21] What's my third option?

[00:03:23] We turn the recording off and keep punching Nazis.

[00:03:26] Okay.

[00:03:27] We commit seppuku.

[00:03:29] Makes this game really easy.

[00:03:33] Realistically speaking though, how long...

[00:03:35] Problem is with 5e is you got to roll the hit every time, so...

[00:03:41] You rolled a one.

[00:03:42] I like the...

[00:03:42] You rolled a one on that giant die.

[00:03:44] No, I just grabbed like eight dies and I rolled a...

[00:03:50] Two match...

[00:03:51] No, three separate shields and a health symbol, a two, an 11, an eight, a five, ninety, seven, one, and a four.

[00:03:57] If you're trying to commit seppuku though, if you get a one, and usually most failures end in bodily harm, does it just mean you stab yourself somewhere else?

[00:04:07] You accidentally heal yourself.

[00:04:07] I think you stabbed the person beside you.

[00:04:09] Yeah.

[00:04:10] You committed seppuku for someone else.

[00:04:13] The point is it takes an hour and a half.

[00:04:14] Troy's now dead.

[00:04:15] It takes an hour and a half to hurt yourself in this game.

[00:04:19] Um...

[00:04:19] No, I...

[00:04:19] Realistically speaking, like, the way you described it from the last episode, like, did we just meander the fuck down some stairs and like found our way through the pass?

[00:04:28] No.

[00:04:28] You guys walked out a passageway through which you could...

[00:04:32] You are facing...

[00:04:33] I believe it's essentially south toward the kingdom of Yeti.

[00:04:37] Essentially south.

[00:04:37] Toward the kingdom of Yeti.

[00:04:39] Like, we went into this place.

[00:04:41] There was an up and a down.

[00:04:43] Yeah.

[00:04:43] We went up.

[00:04:44] Right.

[00:04:44] And there was like a left and a right.

[00:04:45] We went right or left, whatever.

[00:04:47] Correct.

[00:04:48] And then we came to the three old fuckers and then found a way out.

[00:04:52] So I'm like...

[00:04:52] There were two exits from that main room and you took one and that's the one that we...

[00:04:55] Well, that's what I'm saying.

[00:04:56] Like, did we walk for like four days to get out or did we walk like 10 minutes?

[00:05:00] No.

[00:05:01] It's literally like there are two exits from this big room at the top of the mountain.

[00:05:04] Left or right.

[00:05:05] Okay.

[00:05:05] You went one way.

[00:05:06] Because if it realistically is not that hard for us to backtrack and look at the other way, then I feel like it's worth seeing what else is there.

[00:05:13] Like, it's sort of like in the, you know, when you're playing the video game and you're like, oh, this is clearly the route to the next level.

[00:05:20] I'm not 100%ing it, but it's not that hard to turn around and walk back.

[00:05:24] Let's take a look.

[00:05:25] Yeah.

[00:05:26] Yeah.

[00:05:27] I mean, you can go back if you want and go out the other, the opposite tunnel from you within that main chamber.

[00:05:32] Yeah.

[00:05:32] I feel like we should continue to explore the area unless you guys are opposed.

[00:05:36] We killed the three big bads.

[00:05:38] And took their stuff.

[00:05:39] That's what I wanted.

[00:05:40] Right.

[00:05:41] Yeah.

[00:05:41] Which does take an hour of attunement.

[00:05:43] So you got the rest an hour to attend to it if anyone is wearing or using a piece of it.

[00:05:47] Did we forget that literally when we were just talking about doom, my character continues to scream rip and tear, right?

[00:05:54] Yeah.

[00:05:54] That has nothing to do with attuning to things.

[00:05:56] You don't wear armor.

[00:05:57] You rip and tear.

[00:05:58] I'm not saying you had, you had to take some, anybody could wear that armor as long as they can wear medium armor.

[00:06:03] They better catch up then.

[00:06:06] It's a chain mail.

[00:06:07] So whatever.

[00:06:09] But as far as, so we, we, we had an up, we had a going up stairs, going down the stairs choice.

[00:06:18] We went up.

[00:06:20] That's where you found the council room.

[00:06:21] Right.

[00:06:22] Have we explored everything in the up except for this other direction out of the chamber?

[00:06:28] I thought, I thought there was another way we could have gone earlier.

[00:06:32] There was a down.

[00:06:33] You went up.

[00:06:33] Right.

[00:06:34] There was a down that when you first walked into the mountain, there was a down or an up and you went up.

[00:06:37] Please display for me a three dimensional orrery of exactly the position and orientation of all of these chambers.

[00:06:46] Yeah.

[00:06:46] Um, when you guys walked in, there was a down and an up.

[00:06:52] You went up.

[00:06:54] He's flipping him off.

[00:06:55] It's rude.

[00:06:56] It is rude.

[00:06:57] Because it is an audio podcast and they can't see.

[00:07:01] Thank you.

[00:07:01] Continue to make visual jokes.

[00:07:03] You dipshit.

[00:07:04] I will constantly harp on you about that every time.

[00:07:10] If you've clicked on this YouTube video, you are sorely disappointed for visuals.

[00:07:14] It's still a blank screen with a logo.

[00:07:18] Um, it's not a blank screen.

[00:07:19] It's not a blank screen.

[00:07:20] Your friend.

[00:07:20] Um, what do you, what do you want to do?

[00:07:23] Do you want to just go across the other side of the council room and then work your way down?

[00:07:27] I don't care.

[00:07:28] That's fine.

[00:07:28] Okay.

[00:07:29] We want to find out what's going on.

[00:07:30] You do not.

[00:07:32] Good.

[00:07:33] Good riddance.

[00:07:34] Wow.

[00:07:36] I'll bring you back in a minute.

[00:07:39] So let's go the other room first.

[00:07:42] Uh, across the council hall.

[00:07:43] The opposite crevice in the council chamber, um, leads out to a ledge, jenning about 20 feet from the sheer side of the mountain.

[00:07:52] Like the prow of a stone ship.

[00:07:55] It's a drop of about 500 feet to the steep slopes of mountain below you.

[00:07:59] At the end of this, at the end of the ledge stands a monolith of black obsidian seemingly sprouting from the naked rock.

[00:08:05] Part of the monolith has been formed into a natural lens.

[00:08:09] It appears to look like a lens.

[00:08:13] An actual piece of glass almost.

[00:08:19] Do I see any cultists at the bottom of the, um, cliff?

[00:08:23] Like flowing into the mountain?

[00:08:25] I don't know if it's on that side or not.

[00:08:28] It would be a very, very, very, very far, uh, I mean, based on the map, it's on that side, but based on how high you are, it's, there's probably clouds and shit in your way.

[00:08:39] If I wouldn't actually see them.

[00:08:41] I'm going to drop a rock off the edge anyway.

[00:08:42] Sure.

[00:08:45] 500 feet down, you, it, it lands.

[00:08:48] I don't know if you actually hear it or not.

[00:08:49] Cause I hope I hear somebody sputtering down there.

[00:08:52] Yeah, probably not.

[00:08:53] It's going to roll down the mountain and cause an avalanche first.

[00:08:55] I was going to point to you as being, I presume the most intellectual of the party to like, see what the lens does.

[00:09:02] Is this like the eye of Sauron or some shit?

[00:09:05] I wanted to start my avalanche first.

[00:09:07] Oh, so, uh, is this?

[00:09:10] Sandy Peterson's pensieve or something?

[00:09:12] Like what does it do?

[00:09:15] Eh, let's try investigation.

[00:09:17] Let's see here.

[00:09:18] Roll me investigate.

[00:09:20] That's a 27.

[00:09:22] That's a six on the die.

[00:09:24] Good thing it adds 21 to it.

[00:09:28] Actually, I ended up with a 13.

[00:09:31] Any good?

[00:09:31] I was going to give you a 12 DC.

[00:09:33] I, it, you would assume this is probably something that would require magic to see through.

[00:09:39] I also have that.

[00:09:42] Uh, let's.

[00:09:43] If you have detect magic, I can tell you what kind of magic it is.

[00:09:47] Don't you have detect magic?

[00:09:48] I do.

[00:09:49] Does identify count?

[00:09:51] I do have that spell.

[00:09:52] No.

[00:09:52] No, it's different.

[00:09:53] You're, that's identifying an object.

[00:09:55] I will do it as a ritual.

[00:09:57] So I'm supposed to.

[00:09:58] That's fine.

[00:09:59] Um, it's enchanted with divination.

[00:10:02] That's a shocker.

[00:10:04] Divination.

[00:10:08] I go up and touch it.

[00:10:10] Cool.

[00:10:11] Um, it kind of vibrates when you touch it.

[00:10:16] Um, you feel a little unnerved.

[00:10:21] I placed the cat on it.

[00:10:23] You feel a little unnerved by it.

[00:10:25] Um, roll me, actually, roll me a, a wisdom save for a fear check.

[00:10:33] Spooky, scary skeletons.

[00:10:36] You're good.

[00:10:37] 20.

[00:10:38] Yep, you're good.

[00:10:39] Uh, you kind of shake off this like essential feeling.

[00:10:43] As you step back and you look up, you, you see, um, you see what's left of the city that you have left behind.

[00:10:52] And the mound of, uh, rubble, smoke, still burning fires, smoldering bits, dead bodies, creatures of unknown origin, and Sathagwa at its center looking larger than he ever has.

[00:11:10] Hey bro, is that Bo Krug?

[00:11:13] He's been eating well.

[00:11:15] Appears to be slumbering right now.

[00:11:16] That froggy piece of shit.

[00:11:18] He just had Thanksgiving and is now sleeping it off.

[00:11:22] So I just get a picture of old man going to sleep in the ruined city.

[00:11:29] You see that thing sleeping.

[00:11:32] For people at home, there's a giant Sathagwa figure on the, on the table right now.

[00:11:38] I don't have to worry about that.

[00:11:39] That's on the other side of the mountain.

[00:11:41] Way over there.

[00:11:42] It's me.

[00:11:42] It's actually a couple of days away from you.

[00:11:44] I mean, the city is, it was like a two day walk to get what you got here.

[00:11:48] To them.

[00:11:51] Um, but yeah, he is, he appears to still be there and, uh, and Haradabaz, what's left of Haradabaz.

[00:11:57] And, um, yeah, there he is.

[00:12:02] So that's what I saw.

[00:12:04] Should we go down on stairs?

[00:12:06] You guys aren't seeing it, but this is what he's telling you.

[00:12:08] You see, he sees.

[00:12:12] So he touches it.

[00:12:13] He sees a thing, but we don't see a thing.

[00:12:16] Yeah.

[00:12:17] He touched it.

[00:12:18] He saw it.

[00:12:18] Um, mirror, mirror on the balcony.

[00:12:21] You also see countless swarms of formless spawn and misshaped flying creatures converging on the mountain from the direction of the city.

[00:12:33] Hellmouth now.

[00:12:35] Hmm.

[00:12:36] Where's Buffy when we need her?

[00:12:39] I'd rather have doom slayer.

[00:12:41] And I don't mean like here's three or four creatures coming your way.

[00:12:44] These are massive swarms of things.

[00:12:49] If we're going to loot, we better loot and run soon.

[00:12:52] Neat.

[00:12:53] I touch it.

[00:12:55] You see the same.

[00:12:56] Okay.

[00:12:56] Yeah.

[00:12:58] Give me a wisdom check for fear though.

[00:13:04] Not great.

[00:13:05] Uh, yep.

[00:13:08] Uh, wisdom.

[00:13:09] Is it a check?

[00:13:10] It's a save.

[00:13:10] Sorry.

[00:13:11] It's a wisdom save.

[00:13:11] Yeah.

[00:13:13] Go ahead and take one fear on your, on your chart, on your chart there for now.

[00:13:17] What would you like to do?

[00:13:20] I think we can shove it off this plant.

[00:13:22] I was kind of, I was kind of, uh, the joke was going to be, I would like to make a check

[00:13:27] and then he would say, make a wisdom.

[00:13:29] And then I would say no strength.

[00:13:31] That was the joke.

[00:13:32] I was going to, well, if you touch it, you see it.

[00:13:34] So, it's basically, it's like a flash almost.

[00:13:38] How?

[00:13:40] How much wisdom?

[00:13:40] We can make a wisdom first and then a strength check if you want to try to push it off.

[00:13:43] That's fine.

[00:13:44] I guess I wouldn't necessarily know that I was going to do that.

[00:13:47] I should probably pull the curesh.

[00:13:48] That's also a good idea.

[00:13:49] Here's a question though.

[00:13:50] Yeah.

[00:13:51] Uh, how much ground is actually underneath of the cliff?

[00:13:54] Not much.

[00:13:55] It's at the edge of the, of the, uh, ledge that you're standing on.

[00:14:01] I would say you got, I don't know.

[00:14:04] Eight feet before they actually hit the edge of it.

[00:14:07] I got a shovel.

[00:14:09] It's a, uh, probably a 12 foot tall monolith.

[00:14:12] Oh no, no, no.

[00:14:13] I'm not talking about the monolith.

[00:14:14] I'm talking about what's under it.

[00:14:15] I don't have to touch the monolith.

[00:14:18] Just cut out the stuff.

[00:14:19] It's going to take a really long time to dig through a frozen mountain.

[00:14:23] Yeah.

[00:14:25] How much of a swarm do you want me to hit you with?

[00:14:28] I'm not sure if we're going downstairs yet or not.

[00:14:30] So I occupy myself somehow.

[00:14:32] Totally fair.

[00:14:32] So is he foreshadowing the shit coming this way?

[00:14:35] Is that what he did?

[00:14:36] Hmm.

[00:14:36] There are swarms of lots of things coming toward the mountain.

[00:14:39] Basically all the nasty stuff.

[00:14:40] You don't see them with the naked eye.

[00:14:41] You see them in the lens.

[00:14:44] All that nasty stuff we found as we were exiting the city is now coming this way.

[00:14:49] Yeah.

[00:14:49] Yeah.

[00:14:53] Yeah.

[00:14:53] How do we feel about going downstairs?

[00:14:57] Now that I know that there's a massive thing heading towards us, I feel like if we're not exiting, we should probably like skedaddle.

[00:15:05] Well, that's cool.

[00:15:06] We should probably move quickly if we're not going to exit.

[00:15:11] Those things are coming here, right?

[00:15:13] Right.

[00:15:14] If you'd like to continue exploring, we should get onto it.

[00:15:17] Okay.

[00:15:18] Your context was confusing.

[00:15:20] Fair enough.

[00:15:21] I realized that I was sort of only half saying what I was thinking.

[00:15:25] Like, are you saying we should leave this place or should we should go downstairs?

[00:15:29] I would like to destroy this, but we did kill the people who probably used it.

[00:15:32] So probably okay.

[00:15:34] Yeah.

[00:15:35] All it is, as far as we know, is a seeing stone essentially.

[00:15:38] Then, eh.

[00:15:43] I'm okay with leaving.

[00:15:44] Would you like to continue exploring, Troy?

[00:15:47] How far back is it to backtrack and explore?

[00:15:50] Like two hours?

[00:15:51] Like down the bottom, towards the bottom of it?

[00:15:53] Is that where you want to go?

[00:15:54] I mean-

[00:15:55] Like on the interior?

[00:15:56] That's what I'm trying to get at is, there's a horde of things coming towards us.

[00:16:00] Correct.

[00:16:00] Our options are to leave, essentially meeting them probably in some halfway measure or-

[00:16:07] The exit's on the opposite side.

[00:16:08] The exit's on the opposite side.

[00:16:09] They're coming from where we go.

[00:16:10] In fairness.

[00:16:11] Yeah.

[00:16:12] That's fair, yes.

[00:16:13] That monolith is actually facing the city of Radovaz.

[00:16:17] That's fair.

[00:16:21] At least in that direction.

[00:16:24] It's like a giant spot.

[00:16:25] I would like to repeat my-

[00:16:26] The monolith is on the same side as the way you guys went into the mountain.

[00:16:30] Which is not directly facing Radovaz, but it's facing that area.

[00:16:35] Whereas the exit where you walked out and saw the kingdom of Yativ in the distance is on the opposite side of the mountain.

[00:16:42] Shout out to-

[00:16:44] I forget who it was who built the awesome 3D model on the Facebook page, which is-

[00:16:49] That was cool.

[00:16:49] The Facebook page.

[00:16:50] Uh, he also has some great chats with Jeff and I.

[00:16:53] Um, I think he's nervous to post about it in the Facebook group, which nobody should ever be nervous to post in the Facebook group, book group.

[00:16:59] Because we love chatting with people who listen to this podcast.

[00:17:02] Um, but much like he put in, uh, the effort of a 3D model, Lucas, I feel like I need a 3D model of what's going on.

[00:17:09] Because somehow we were near the backside and walked-

[00:17:12] So we walked somehow all the way around and are facing a different cardinal direction.

[00:17:16] So there was a big room at the top of the stairs that we came in, and there were two exits opposite sides of the mountain.

[00:17:23] Right, but mechanically somehow we are essentially in 180 degrees opposition of the way of those two exits.

[00:17:30] Because one led us down some stairs to something on the other side of the mountain range, and he's saying this is a giant magnifying glass looking towards Haradavas.

[00:17:40] So from what I'm understanding from what he described-

[00:17:42] This is why we need an artery.

[00:17:44] We came in through an exit, bottom floor.

[00:17:47] Right.

[00:17:47] There's stairs going down an angle, stairs going up.

[00:17:50] We went up the stairs.

[00:17:51] There's kind of all, essentially a loft area.

[00:17:55] Go to the group chat.

[00:17:56] Which-

[00:17:56] I just dropped a picture of part of the map I cut out.

[00:17:59] I erased a bunch of it.

[00:18:03] But then you can kind of see what I'm talking about.

[00:18:05] The council chamber is right there in front of you.

[00:18:07] So those exits are directly across from each other.

[00:18:10] That is very helpful.

[00:18:11] One of them is facing the direction where Haradavas is.

[00:18:13] I really expect maps out of mashed potato in the future, but this is acceptable for now.

[00:18:18] Hmm.

[00:18:19] So yes-

[00:18:19] There's something to this.

[00:18:20] This means something.

[00:18:22] So the stairs downward cut at the 12 o'clock angle and meandered their way down.

[00:18:28] Yes.

[00:18:28] The sort of other places is at 6 o'clock.

[00:18:33] So yes, we are on two opposite sides of the top of the mountain.

[00:18:36] But to climb those stairs up, it was probably a couple hours climb to get to the council chamber easily.

[00:18:43] Right.

[00:18:43] No, no, no.

[00:18:44] But what I- I'm just trying to understand.

[00:18:46] So essentially, Troy, we would have to go quite a ways down to explore the area that you want to explore.

[00:18:51] About how far away is this horde of things that are coming to eat our nuts?

[00:18:55] They are leaving the city, so if it was a two-day walk for you guys, there's probably about a day or a day and a half flight for them.

[00:19:02] We have some time, but we should probably hurry.

[00:19:04] Right.

[00:19:04] Like you could feasibly go to the bottom and go back up and leave before they get there.

[00:19:07] Because maybe we find the ability of some way to collapse this mountain pass while we're down there.

[00:19:12] I'm not opposed to it.

[00:19:14] If you'd like to go, I am cautiously supportive.

[00:19:17] Yeah.

[00:19:19] What do you feel?

[00:19:20] Leave or explore?

[00:19:22] I think we got the most important things because we beat the bosses.

[00:19:29] And probably the rest of the mountain is full of those crystals of obnoxious people.

[00:19:33] It's video game talk right there.

[00:19:35] I mean, he's not wrong.

[00:19:36] I don't have to go back and look at the rest of the chamber.

[00:19:38] What's his name?

[00:19:39] Sorin?

[00:19:40] Saren?

[00:19:40] Shot himself in the face.

[00:19:41] I gotta find that one chest that's hidden up on a ledge, Skyrim.

[00:19:46] Don't have to.

[00:19:46] We're not trying to 100% this.

[00:19:48] Golden Ring, baby.

[00:19:50] Yes, sir.

[00:19:51] I can't stand a Souls game.

[00:19:53] Sorry, I can't do it.

[00:19:55] It's a master.

[00:19:55] It's a master.

[00:19:55] So sad.

[00:19:56] It's a blasphemous masterpiece.

[00:19:58] I'm trying to shit out.

[00:19:59] But I don't think we're going to really find any major lore here except for the same

[00:20:05] old tired song and dance.

[00:20:10] I like how even Alex is tired of living this bullshit.

[00:20:12] I just want to get off this mountain is all he's saying.

[00:20:15] All right.

[00:20:15] Let's leave.

[00:20:15] So, yeah.

[00:20:17] I think we'll have more fun in the not decimated kingdom that we're about to invade.

[00:20:23] I will reread just because it is a nice little paragraph.

[00:20:28] No.

[00:20:28] I will reread the description of what you see out the back door or what they're calling

[00:20:31] it the back door.

[00:20:32] Is there something you've not paid attention to?

[00:20:34] Um, you leave the ancient hollow mountain full of so many crystalline sarcophagi.

[00:20:39] A narrow path takes you along a ridge of rock toward a shadowy valley between two smaller

[00:20:44] mountains beyond the grassy plains, beyond the grassy plains of the kingdom of Yetive

[00:20:49] stretch to the horizon promising a respite from the horrors that destroyed Axvain and

[00:20:57] you hope allies to help you fight back.

[00:21:00] The whores.

[00:21:01] The whores.

[00:21:02] There's an army of whores?

[00:21:03] The whores.

[00:21:05] God damn it.

[00:21:06] Down the mountain you go.

[00:21:08] A few hours here, a few hours there.

[00:21:10] It is getting a little dark.

[00:21:12] You do find a bit of an area that is safe enough to rest.

[00:21:16] We go to the next area.

[00:21:17] It's clearly where you've set up the trap.

[00:21:19] You may rest and level up to level five.

[00:21:24] You said it was going to take like forever to level up to level five.

[00:21:27] I wasn't because I expected you to explore the rest of the mountain.

[00:21:31] Well shit, let's just keep going.

[00:21:32] Level up.

[00:21:33] Take that.

[00:21:33] I was like, if we're going to go floor by floor, you'll level up when you leave the mountain.

[00:21:37] I didn't even think about leveling up.

[00:21:38] I told you to prep for level five.

[00:21:41] When do I listen?

[00:21:42] I don't know, dude.

[00:21:44] It was in a message on Facebook.

[00:21:46] That's the worst way to tell me to do something.

[00:21:48] It's the only way we communicate.

[00:21:50] Right.

[00:21:51] Level five, I become a problem.

[00:21:53] Everyone does.

[00:21:54] Schroeder came into the office today.

[00:21:55] He's like...

[00:21:56] What are you leveling for?

[00:21:56] You weren't there.

[00:21:57] I didn't want to send you a business message because you ignored it.

[00:22:01] At some point in time, you wake up to Purse.

[00:22:04] Is that a whore's joke?

[00:22:06] No.

[00:22:06] Your cat friend has returned.

[00:22:08] He's down one level though, right?

[00:22:10] He didn't get on that speed.

[00:22:12] I've been grinding.

[00:22:13] I've been grinding cultists.

[00:22:15] I've been grinding mice in the dreamlands.

[00:22:18] I'm level 20.

[00:22:19] What do you guys got?

[00:22:21] Five suckers.

[00:22:23] You guys are level five.

[00:22:24] What'd you get?

[00:22:25] Action surge.

[00:22:27] So you want a fighter?

[00:22:28] I got an extra attack.

[00:22:31] Extra attack and stunning strike.

[00:22:33] Ooh.

[00:22:35] Alex, you get some spells, bud.

[00:22:36] So I ended up getting extra attack as well as several spells.

[00:22:41] Poser.

[00:22:42] Everybody get an extra attack now?

[00:22:44] Mine's an action surge.

[00:22:46] It's slightly different.

[00:22:48] To his point, it is fifth level.

[00:22:51] Getting extra surge which I will use for an extra attack.

[00:22:54] Yeah.

[00:22:55] So for my class, I ended up getting access to mirror image as well as shatter.

[00:23:01] And I also picked up for my level two spells at level five.

[00:23:10] Enlarge and heat metal.

[00:23:13] Nice.

[00:23:14] Enlarge slash reduce.

[00:23:15] I can do both.

[00:23:16] Make me big.

[00:23:18] Yeah, making him medium sized cat.

[00:23:20] He was just debating on which one of us he should use that on.

[00:23:24] I mean, both have options.

[00:23:27] One D4 extra damage.

[00:23:29] All your weapons increase in size with you.

[00:23:32] Big ass paws.

[00:23:34] And then the heat metal is just a fun one.

[00:23:38] Especially if we're fighting anything that's armored.

[00:23:40] I just see Alex asking everyone.

[00:23:43] He's like, you survey the room.

[00:23:44] Is anyone wearing a codpiece?

[00:23:46] Is anyone wearing a codpiece?

[00:23:48] No.

[00:23:49] A codpiece is hotter now than it was.

[00:23:50] No, Alex has some class.

[00:23:52] He doesn't always immediately go to dick.

[00:23:55] But like, how uncomfortable would you be?

[00:23:59] You're like hanging out, just chilling.

[00:24:01] I don't know.

[00:24:02] Never worn a codpiece metal or otherwise.

[00:24:05] Honestly, I could...

[00:24:07] I would probably either go for the chest plate or the boots.

[00:24:15] Ooh, hot feet.

[00:24:17] Hot feet would be good.

[00:24:18] Because it's really hard to attack anything when your feet are on fire.

[00:24:23] Attack the weenus.

[00:24:25] I'll leave that for you, gooey boy.

[00:24:31] Can you lick yours?

[00:24:32] I can't.

[00:24:34] I can lick yours.

[00:24:36] Don't you have to remove a...

[00:24:38] That's a podcast.

[00:24:39] Don't you have to remove a rib to lick your own weenus?

[00:24:41] Ask Marilyn Manson.

[00:24:42] That never really happened.

[00:24:44] That's twice now.

[00:24:45] You're just like tossing out facts today that don't make any sense.

[00:24:49] So I picked up a couple of things.

[00:24:50] That was the rumor in like 2001, I think you were going to rib to suck his own dick.

[00:24:53] That was the whole point.

[00:24:55] I picked up quite a few things actually.

[00:24:58] Yeah, I mean you picked up more than these guys apparently.

[00:25:04] An extra attack is plenty good enough.

[00:25:06] Oh, it should be.

[00:25:07] And it better be.

[00:25:08] You like more infusions or stuff like that probably?

[00:25:10] Not till six.

[00:25:11] Yeah, six is different.

[00:25:12] Yeah, once I get to six I get...

[00:25:14] So, get that as well as...

[00:25:18] What was it?

[00:25:20] Tool expertise.

[00:25:21] So, any kind of thing that requires tool usage.

[00:25:24] I get a double proficiency bonus at six.

[00:25:28] So, that'll be fun.

[00:25:31] Breaking all the locks.

[00:25:35] You do wake up to find your cat friend back.

[00:25:38] You may...

[00:25:39] Where the fuck have you been?

[00:25:41] Give all info if you wish of what you've just been through.

[00:25:46] And yeah, you can tell them what you've been up to.

[00:25:48] I'll just kind of stretch...

[00:25:51] And yawn.

[00:25:52] Flick my tail.

[00:25:54] Suggesting that I've been sleeping.

[00:25:57] Show off your butthole and flick it aggressively.

[00:25:59] Yeah.

[00:26:01] Ow.

[00:26:03] Uh...

[00:26:04] No. Explored a mountain.

[00:26:06] Found some shit.

[00:26:09] Being chased by monsters.

[00:26:12] Nothing new.

[00:26:13] Not really.

[00:26:18] I killed some...

[00:26:21] Old...

[00:26:22] Cultists.

[00:26:23] I got the sense from...

[00:26:24] What was that movie?

[00:26:26] Underworld.

[00:26:27] When they're like a freaky old vampire in that.

[00:26:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:31] That's what I pictured when Lucas was talking.

[00:26:33] Yeah.

[00:26:34] That's actually pretty good.

[00:26:35] I kind of pictured the same thing.

[00:26:36] Yeah.

[00:26:36] I don't remember who that actor is, but...

[00:26:39] Bill Nye.

[00:26:39] Oh, yeah!

[00:26:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:26:41] Not to be confused with Bill Nye.

[00:26:43] Yeah.

[00:26:44] Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

[00:26:45] When I first heard that was Bill Nye, I was like, Bill Nye's in this movie?

[00:26:48] Oh, it's a different guy.

[00:26:49] Bill Nye from Underworld.

[00:26:51] Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

[00:26:53] I prefer Bill Nye from...

[00:26:56] Fuck, I forgot the movie.

[00:26:57] Goddamn it.

[00:26:59] I made a solid impression on him.

[00:27:01] He's in Love Actually.

[00:27:02] That's what I'm calling you.

[00:27:03] Is he in that?

[00:27:04] Yeah, he's the...

[00:27:05] He's the, like, singer.

[00:27:07] I think I've only seen that movie one time, and that was enough.

[00:27:13] Or Shaun of the Dead.

[00:27:14] Most people.

[00:27:16] I know that.

[00:27:18] You've got red on you.

[00:27:20] Out of that movie.

[00:27:21] Who is he?

[00:27:22] Is he the roommate?

[00:27:23] No, he's the dad.

[00:27:24] He's the stepdad.

[00:27:25] Oh, that's what I said.

[00:27:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:27:26] I forgot about the mom and the stepdad.

[00:27:32] He's fucking fantastic, man.

[00:27:34] All right.

[00:27:35] D&D.

[00:27:36] It's almost October.

[00:27:36] What's our next course of action, Lucas?

[00:27:40] Starting fighting with the legend.

[00:27:41] I didn't know if you guys needed a conversion on Mike.

[00:27:44] He said he's just been licking his butthole.

[00:27:45] Eh, that's true.

[00:27:46] I mean, he's a cat.

[00:27:48] He won't pay attention to anything we fucking say anyway.

[00:27:51] Shiny.

[00:27:51] It's true.

[00:27:51] He's your cat.

[00:27:53] No.

[00:27:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:27:54] That's not how cats work.

[00:27:55] He's his own cat, thank you.

[00:27:56] He's his own cat.

[00:27:57] Geez.

[00:27:58] I mean, if you feed me, I'll be yours.

[00:27:59] I don't care.

[00:28:00] See?

[00:28:02] Everybody's got a price.

[00:28:03] Don't be easy, Flynn.

[00:28:04] Don't be easy, Flynn.

[00:28:05] Hey, tell me what to do.

[00:28:06] Everybody's got a price.

[00:28:07] Flynn's a slut.

[00:28:08] Yes.

[00:28:09] So is the cat.

[00:28:13] Who's looking for kitty?

[00:28:15] Did I bang that one cat in the dreamlands?

[00:28:17] Who loves kitty?

[00:28:18] Maybe, probably.

[00:28:20] Who knows?

[00:28:20] All right.

[00:28:20] It's canon now.

[00:28:23] Flynn having sex in D&D.

[00:28:26] Chich!

[00:28:27] I'm retiring in this character.

[00:28:29] If you can get...

[00:28:30] I need a new...

[00:28:31] I'm not gonna do this character.

[00:28:32] I need a new conquest.

[00:28:34] On one D&D.

[00:28:35] Again.

[00:28:35] As you all continue down the mountain, it quickly becomes very steep.

[00:28:42] Zig-zags downward.

[00:28:44] It's punctured by many dark tunnels.

[00:28:47] All right, hop on my shield and ride it down.

[00:28:49] Whee!

[00:28:51] Link would be proud.

[00:28:53] Nice.

[00:28:56] Is Sothogwa hanging like...

[00:28:58] Four titties?

[00:29:01] I believe he is, actually.

[00:29:03] But like...

[00:29:04] Those are four Mormon titties.

[00:29:07] Four Mormon titties!

[00:29:08] He absolutely is.

[00:29:09] All right, fellas.

[00:29:10] Here's our goal.

[00:29:11] We're gonna find Sothogwa while he's sleeping.

[00:29:13] Four arms too.

[00:29:13] Each grab a tit.

[00:29:14] And we're gonna give him the biggest titty twister.

[00:29:16] He's got four arms.

[00:29:17] He can rub them all at once.

[00:29:19] I feel like milking Sothogwa is definitely like a weird, like, you know, print-on-demand book that you could find on Amazon.

[00:29:27] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:28] Coming soon.

[00:29:30] Well, he's gonna ride it when he gets home.

[00:29:32] Yeah, like ten weeks before this comes out.

[00:29:35] Make it a reality.

[00:29:37] Eventually, you kind of get to an area where the tunnels are large enough that you can kind of walk through.

[00:29:46] Or you can kind of continue through the outside of them if you wish to zigzag through.

[00:29:52] It's entirely up to you.

[00:29:53] So we're still moving through the mountain then?

[00:29:54] You're moving down a mountain.

[00:29:56] Right, but we can't...

[00:29:57] And the tunnels lead into the mountain?

[00:29:58] There are tunnels that lead into it.

[00:30:00] Or you can try to zigzag around without going through them.

[00:30:05] But like, they would lead us backwards, wouldn't they?

[00:30:08] Not necessarily.

[00:30:10] So, into the tunnels we know nothing about or keep going down the mountain that we know where we're going.

[00:30:16] Towards the city.

[00:30:17] At this point, you've kind of entered what they're calling the valley.

[00:30:21] We...

[00:30:21] Right.

[00:30:23] Which is still technically in the mountain.

[00:30:26] I demand an orrery.

[00:30:28] So we're in a valley on a mountain?

[00:30:33] Yeah.

[00:30:35] I see.

[00:30:36] Ain't no mountain high enough.

[00:30:39] Ain't no valley low enough.

[00:30:42] Lucas...

[00:30:42] What? Just...

[00:30:43] I'd like a plateau at some point.

[00:30:45] What were your grades in geography?

[00:30:48] I don't know.

[00:30:49] I mean, I know we've talked about your math, but like...

[00:30:52] So what you're saying is, we're going down a mountain.

[00:30:54] We can either go into tunnels furthering down the mountain, or we can go outside of the tunnels furthering down the mountain.

[00:31:02] Well, how do we know the tunnels go down if they just go into the mountain?

[00:31:06] Right.

[00:31:06] Right.

[00:31:06] They might lead us back up.

[00:31:08] Right.

[00:31:09] I demand the table.

[00:31:10] I demand...

[00:31:11] Axis was a table.

[00:31:12] So, are we able to see Ytiv still?

[00:31:18] Or was that on the other side?

[00:31:19] Once you get down far enough below the peak, you can...

[00:31:23] You don't...

[00:31:24] I mean, technically you never saw a city.

[00:31:26] You're just seeing the land that is the area considered Ytiv.

[00:31:32] And is Ytiv where we're going or where we're coming from?

[00:31:35] Going.

[00:31:35] Going.

[00:31:35] You came from Hradovaz up to a mountain, and now you're on the opposite side of the mountains.

[00:31:40] And where are we going to Ytiv?

[00:31:42] Because it's the next place to go.

[00:31:43] Did I send you another...

[00:31:44] I mean, I'm cool with that.

[00:31:46] I just didn't know if there was lore.

[00:31:47] There's a giant swarm of masters behind us.

[00:31:50] There's like three kingdoms.

[00:31:51] I mean, the most compelling thing he said so far is we looked through the mirror and saw that there's a lot of shit following us.

[00:31:57] So we want to get away from the shit.

[00:31:58] Yeah.

[00:31:59] That's the most compelling not Lucas forcing us to go in the direction he wants us to go.

[00:32:03] And so we've had it in like two sessions.

[00:32:05] I know I sent this at the beginning of the game, but I will send this map again to show you the land, the area map.

[00:32:11] He is ancient.

[00:32:12] He is the land.

[00:32:12] No, the land is in Florida.

[00:32:15] They call it the land because it's near the sea.

[00:32:18] Under the sea.

[00:32:20] But yeah, there's three kingdoms.

[00:32:22] We've destroyed one of them.

[00:32:25] And then there's like three kingdoms and then sort of a neutral.

[00:32:30] Neutral.

[00:32:31] Sorry, my fingers in that.

[00:32:34] I was trying to get...

[00:32:36] So we're just circling around until we burn this whole...

[00:32:39] Trying to fix the glare.

[00:32:40] I mean, you could literally go to the chat and look it up.

[00:32:42] Yeah, but as you can see...

[00:32:44] That's true, dear.

[00:32:44] Your finger was in the old one.

[00:32:45] But as you can see, it probably was.

[00:32:47] So we had the same glare.

[00:32:50] But as you can see, so what you guys have came out of is what is called the Vormittenhorn.

[00:32:54] Okay.

[00:32:55] Which is just, you know, a little southeast of Haradava's two days walk-ish.

[00:33:01] So now you're basically coming out almost directly south of the Vormittenhorn into the kingdom of Yetiv.

[00:33:07] Okay, so Yetiv is not a place.

[00:33:10] Yetiv is an area.

[00:33:12] I mean...

[00:33:13] So we're heading to the kingdom of Yetiv.

[00:33:17] Yeah, Gore's Nachos.

[00:33:20] Gorgeous Nachos.

[00:33:21] Oh, what's up, Nachos?

[00:33:22] Yeah, I mean, you guys not being from here, technically you don't know that exists.

[00:33:26] But yes, like there are some smaller villages and towns along the way.

[00:33:30] If only we were up high and able to maybe see it from a distance.

[00:33:34] There's a chance that you might see it, but I mean, it's not short.

[00:33:36] It's not a short jump.

[00:33:38] It's approximately a two-day walk if I just extrapolate how far Haradava's is from the...

[00:33:44] Yeah, but you had...

[00:33:45] The only way you could see Haradava's from the mountain is through a monolith.

[00:33:49] You can't see the city from the peak of the mountain.

[00:33:52] So, the question is, do we want to dungeon crawl what Lucas has?

[00:33:57] Are we going to completely avoid it?

[00:33:59] Are we going to narratively allow Lucas to...

[00:34:02] I'm gonna force him to put us in those tunnels.

[00:34:04] I'm gonna keep going.

[00:34:06] I am fleet of foot.

[00:34:08] I'm going down the mountain, zigzagging.

[00:34:11] Are you familiar with Rosencratz and Guildenstern, Lucas?

[00:34:14] No.

[00:34:15] Flip a coin, Flynn.

[00:34:16] Come up heads or tails.

[00:34:19] Give me perception checks as you guys continue down the side of the mountain.

[00:34:23] Let's roll dice in this game.

[00:34:27] 22.

[00:34:29] I did better than 22, but I don't know how much better.

[00:34:31] I just need a 14 or higher.

[00:34:34] Oh.

[00:34:35] I've got that on the die.

[00:34:36] I beat a 14.

[00:34:37] Cool.

[00:34:37] All y'all notice...

[00:34:39] You all notice, as you have made your way down,

[00:34:43] winged creatures not too far in the distance any longer,

[00:34:46] heading towards your direction.

[00:34:49] I'm gonna push this in.

[00:34:50] Very clearly not burdens.

[00:34:56] How many?

[00:34:57] Storks?

[00:35:00] It's hard to say.

[00:35:01] Are we talking like...

[00:35:03] Swarms.

[00:35:04] More than three?

[00:35:05] Swarms.

[00:35:06] Wait, so they were coming from...

[00:35:09] Radovas.

[00:35:10] And so they have circled now around the mountain?

[00:35:13] They've eagled us.

[00:35:20] There's no more.

[00:35:20] You wanna fight a couple of them?

[00:35:23] I mean, Lucas is gonna have just as many of those as cultists.

[00:35:26] Make our last stand here on the mountain.

[00:35:33] Go in your fucking tunnels, Lucas.

[00:35:36] So as you come down into what they call the upper canyon,

[00:35:39] the valley makes an abrupt turn.

[00:35:41] Which is not a tunnel.

[00:35:44] Technically not yet.

[00:35:46] The valley makes an abrupt turn to the left,

[00:35:49] where it intersects with another narrow defile,

[00:35:51] becoming a steep-walled canyon scoured by icy winds.

[00:35:55] Cave entrances gape like eye sockets in the walls.

[00:35:58] To the right, a wooden palisade falls off...

[00:36:01] Sorry.

[00:36:02] A wooden palisade walls off an intersecting ravine.

[00:36:08] It's sturdy gate barred with a massive beam.

[00:36:10] I need some kind of visual.

[00:36:14] You can't live like this.

[00:36:15] I'll make some mashed potatoes and like...

[00:36:18] Cheez-Its, can you...

[00:36:20] form some sort of 3D model?

[00:36:22] It sounds like we are being funneled into these tunnels.

[00:36:26] Yeah.

[00:36:29] Because the ravine is walled off and presumably impassable?

[00:36:36] Presumably, yeah.

[00:36:37] There are...

[00:36:41] 3...

[00:36:41] 2, 3...

[00:36:43] Hang on.

[00:36:44] From where you're standing, you can see 3...

[00:36:46] 4 different branches.

[00:36:50] Of tunnels?

[00:36:51] Like 4 entrances?

[00:36:52] Yeah, there are 4 different directions you could head.

[00:36:57] From where you're standing.

[00:36:59] Consider yourself on a rectangle.

[00:37:00] There are...

[00:37:01] From what you can see...

[00:37:03] 4 branches off of it.

[00:37:10] There are...

[00:37:11] Technically, one is to the north, which is where you came from.

[00:37:13] There's one directly across from you to the south.

[00:37:15] There's one directly to your west that seems to be blocked off by...

[00:37:21] by a big...

[00:37:23] giant wooden structure.

[00:37:25] There is one a little further...

[00:37:29] to the...

[00:37:31] east and north...

[00:37:34] and east and south.

[00:37:36] Sounds like we need to get undercover from these flying things.

[00:37:40] So we should take an entrance that is easiest.

[00:37:46] Is there a place where we could run in and it appears to be somewhat defendable from this aerial menace?

[00:37:53] Any one of the...

[00:37:55] directions I've claimed.

[00:37:57] One you said had a semi-impassable barrier.

[00:38:00] Can you give me...

[00:38:01] the dry erase board and the marker up there please sir?

[00:38:04] We're gonna get a visual!

[00:38:06] Well, if I can draw this area you're standing in, it will give you a better idea.

[00:38:11] I'm not gonna draw the whole map, I'm just gonna draw the section you're standing in.

[00:38:14] You're basically standing where that many is, and those are the directions you're shaking.

[00:38:19] Didn't he say there were four directions?

[00:38:21] Because I see six.

[00:38:24] Two, three, four, five...

[00:38:26] What's this?

[00:38:27] You came from there.

[00:38:28] There's one south.

[00:38:30] Okay.

[00:38:30] Did I say four?

[00:38:31] We came from that direction, so there are five.

[00:38:33] There are...

[00:38:34] Sorry, you're correct, there are five.

[00:38:35] My apologies.

[00:38:36] What is this?

[00:38:36] That's where we came from.

[00:38:37] That's where you came from.

[00:38:38] What is this?

[00:38:38] That's the block dock.

[00:38:39] That's the impassable blockade where you can't go to wherever the city of good nachos are.

[00:38:44] How...

[00:38:47] How sturdy is that?

[00:38:48] I have grenades.

[00:38:52] It's just wood, dude.

[00:38:53] I knew I liked you.

[00:38:55] Do you guys want to go through the impassable barrier?

[00:38:58] What direction is this?

[00:38:59] We'll call it that way, and we'll call it west.

[00:39:03] No, see, it's actually important because we're heading to a place...

[00:39:07] So if that place is this way, then that's a consideration.

[00:39:11] Because those are the opposite direction.

[00:39:13] The kingdom of Yetiv is pretty...

[00:39:16] Almost directly south from the mountain, so we'll call it west.

[00:39:20] Which one's south?

[00:39:22] That is almost the exact angle that this map has drawn.

[00:39:26] So that's what you're looking at.

[00:39:28] Okay.

[00:39:28] So we don't necessarily want to go through that blockade per se.

[00:39:32] So that would be...

[00:39:33] It's probably up to you.

[00:39:34] Southernmost.

[00:39:34] Right.

[00:39:35] Yeah.

[00:39:36] Yeah.

[00:39:36] So I think the map wants us to run straight across.

[00:39:39] Well, from what you can tell, I mean, you have no idea how that...

[00:39:41] If it curves around.

[00:39:42] That's true.

[00:39:42] That's what you're seeing.

[00:39:43] You're seeing these different holes in the wall.

[00:39:46] Well, I did roll a d4 and it rolled a four, so...

[00:39:50] Four.

[00:39:51] How do you roll a d4 for five options?

[00:39:53] For five options.

[00:39:54] Well, we were told four at the time, so...

[00:39:56] One, two, three, four.

[00:39:57] Fifth option is not an option.

[00:39:59] So you're headed here.

[00:40:01] That's my vote.

[00:40:03] All right.

[00:40:03] Go ahead.

[00:40:04] Okay.

[00:40:05] Pick one.

[00:40:05] You picked one.

[00:40:07] We scramble that way.

[00:40:09] Away from the...

[00:40:09] Did we determine what the flying things are?

[00:40:13] Swarms.

[00:40:15] Swarms of things that are not birds.

[00:40:18] Monkeys.

[00:40:19] Plains.

[00:40:20] Are they close enough down for me to shoot one out of the sky?

[00:40:23] No.

[00:40:24] Oh.

[00:40:25] We could find out real fast if I could get one down here.

[00:40:30] They have the most incredible D&D armor of all.

[00:40:35] Plot armor.

[00:40:37] That's not a D&D exclusive.

[00:40:39] That's used everywhere.

[00:40:41] If that is the direction you wish to go, that is the direction we will read.

[00:40:44] Woo!

[00:40:45] You walk into an area.

[00:40:48] A great outcropping of rock, like the prow of a ship, splits the canyon ahead in two.

[00:40:54] Both paths leading to precipitous drop-offs.

[00:41:00] That's an interesting word.

[00:41:02] Precipitus.

[00:41:03] Oh, precipitous.

[00:41:04] You're correct.

[00:41:05] Ancient statues crowd the upper reaches of the outcropping, badly eroded, but displaying unusual proportions and strange physiology.

[00:41:17] So what you're seeing is a path that literally splits in two.

[00:41:21] Did you use the word physiology?

[00:41:23] I did.

[00:41:25] Strange physiology.

[00:41:27] Right, but...

[00:41:29] Because that's what they wrote.

[00:41:31] I know, but physiology implies...

[00:41:34] Body parts.

[00:41:36] They're statues.

[00:41:38] Oh, yeah.

[00:41:40] For some reason I thought you were describing the cavern at that point.

[00:41:44] Ancient statues crowd the upper reaches of the outcropping, badly eroded, and displaying unusual proportions and strange physiology.

[00:41:50] No, no, no. I gotcha.

[00:41:52] For some reason I thought you were describing the cavern with strange physiology.

[00:41:55] The statues make more sense.

[00:41:56] No, no, you're getting it.

[00:41:57] No, no, you're getting it.

[00:41:58] So we see statues and two drop-offs.

[00:42:01] So you're either gonna head...

[00:42:04] Wow, so it splits, but there's another option.

[00:42:07] So you can either turn to your...

[00:42:10] If you're facing south, which is kind of the way you're headed,

[00:42:14] there's a tunnel to your right,

[00:42:16] or it splits south, going either southwest or southeast.

[00:42:21] So now we have three options.

[00:42:23] Correct.

[00:42:31] Thank you all for listening.

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