Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 27

[00:00:08] Bancors Brothel presents The Big Sleep Umythos 5e Adventure.

[00:01:25] Let's take a look at these spooky scary statues. Roll me perception checks.

[00:01:37] Nine.

[00:01:39] Ooh.

[00:01:41] 27.

[00:01:42] Nat 20.

[00:01:44] Can't sneak up on me.

[00:01:47] I mean, take day one.

[00:01:49] He's good.

[00:01:51] Um, you see it, but it still drops down.

[00:01:59] Gosh, what does this thing look like?

[00:02:01] I gotta open another page.

[00:02:03] There's another spider.

[00:02:06] Not a spider.

[00:02:12] The other book.

[00:02:13] I wasn't gonna call Lucas out on mispronouncing it until he remarked how weird it was and then

[00:02:18] I felt like I was obligated.

[00:02:19] What a strange word.

[00:02:21] It was a strange word.

[00:02:25] Because Jeff does that to me all the time when I'm reading.

[00:02:27] Because it's really easy to stumble across it when you're reading a description in an RPG.

[00:02:34] Um.

[00:02:34] My course is not a fucking picture of it.

[00:02:36] Um.

[00:02:38] Because they don't explain what it looks like.

[00:02:41] That sucks.

[00:02:43] It drops from the ceiling.

[00:02:45] We don't know what it is.

[00:02:46] It's a large creature that drops from the ceiling.

[00:02:48] You can roll initiative.

[00:02:49] God damn it.

[00:02:51] I fucking hate you.

[00:02:52] It doesn't give a description of what the fucking thing looks like.

[00:02:56] Like, it just, like, uh, what did I say earlier?

[00:02:58] Immerse me, you bitch.

[00:02:59] Like.

[00:03:00] It's not my fault.

[00:03:01] It is!

[00:03:02] It is your fault!

[00:03:02] You're out of the game!

[00:03:03] What is the stat block for?

[00:03:06] Like, what is it, what does it say?

[00:03:08] What is it?

[00:03:09] Is there a describer?

[00:03:10] Uh.

[00:03:11] An adjective to use?

[00:03:13] I can tell you what it's called.

[00:03:14] I don't know if that's gonna help you.

[00:03:15] Does it have, does it say like, talon attacks?

[00:03:18] You can tell it has talons?

[00:03:20] How many limbs?

[00:03:21] Yeah, it's got, it definitely has claws and teeth for sure.

[00:03:23] Okay, that's a start.

[00:03:25] What's it called?

[00:03:26] You said it had a name.

[00:03:27] Is it, is it, is it large?

[00:03:28] It is large.

[00:03:30] All right, that helps.

[00:03:31] Yeah.

[00:03:31] 20 questions.

[00:03:32] We will find out what this thing is.

[00:03:35] Is it armor plated?

[00:03:38] Is it wearing glasses?

[00:03:40] Definitely not armor plated.

[00:03:42] Does it have weaknesses?

[00:03:43] Does it look like a walrus?

[00:03:45] Is it dead or alive to be determined?

[00:03:48] Cuckoo, ca-choo.

[00:03:48] It would tell me if it's undead.

[00:03:51] Uh, I don't know.

[00:03:52] I'm not even gonna really draw this out.

[00:03:54] It kinda, it basically drops in front of the four, in front of four, all four of you.

[00:03:58] Never been less immersed.

[00:04:01] Shit.

[00:04:01] Good luck, fucker.

[00:04:03] It's an agua!

[00:04:04] Get his titties!

[00:04:08] I've decided that your, uh, your, um, your smut, uh,

[00:04:14] nom de guerre should be tit-y twister.

[00:04:18] There you go.

[00:04:20] I like it.

[00:04:22] Ooh.

[00:04:22] We could spell it out so it's not 100% obvious, but yeah, titty twister I think should be.

[00:04:28] Cody, what's your, your initiative?

[00:04:30] Uh, 20.

[00:04:34] Not bad.

[00:04:35] 15.

[00:04:36] 15.

[00:04:38] 12.

[00:04:39] Cody, you may begin as you see this large creature drop in front of you.

[00:04:46] With its claws and sharp teeth.

[00:04:50] How right in front of me?

[00:04:53] Within reach.

[00:04:55] Okay.

[00:04:57] Up in your ground.

[00:04:58] Oh, it's on this side.

[00:05:01] You mean the description was a page earlier or a page later in the book?

[00:05:05] The picture was a page earlier.

[00:05:10] That's what you're fighting.

[00:05:13] I mean, to be fair, it is somewhat indescribable, but it is-

[00:05:16] Oh!

[00:05:17] Okay.

[00:05:18] It ain't looking fun.

[00:05:20] It's kind of like if you decided to take, what, about four tentacles, four legs, and a tongue with a vertically split mouth and put it on a lack of body?

[00:05:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:31] That's kind of what it is.

[00:05:32] That's what I call an ex-girlfriend.

[00:05:34] Um.

[00:05:35] Damn.

[00:05:35] That's kind of like-

[00:05:39] Lamry with legs and two tentacles.

[00:05:40] Then she would be an ex-wife.

[00:05:41] That's true too.

[00:05:43] Uh, is there a fear factor on this?

[00:05:44] Where's Joe Rogaine?

[00:05:45] Classic Joe Rogaine.

[00:05:48] I guess not.

[00:05:50] Seems to be for that version, but not for this version.

[00:05:53] Uh-huh.

[00:05:54] This must have been apparently a smaller version of the thing I just showed you.

[00:05:57] Um.

[00:05:59] Sorry.

[00:06:00] Cody, you may go first.

[00:06:02] Uh, let's just see what happens.

[00:06:04] Uh, can it make a dexterity saving throw?

[00:06:06] It sure probably can.

[00:06:08] I'm gonna try to talk to her first.

[00:06:09] Nope.

[00:06:10] It'll be nice.

[00:06:11] It can be reasoned with.

[00:06:15] It sure probably can't.

[00:06:17] Big old eight.

[00:06:18] I hurl a javelin of lightning at it.

[00:06:28] Is that a dex save for that?

[00:06:29] That's not just an attack?

[00:06:30] Uh, everything in a line, excluding, uh, um, each creature in a line, uh, must make a DC 13 saving throw.

[00:06:39] Cool.

[00:06:40] Cool.

[00:06:40] Well, he definitely failed.

[00:06:41] Uh, oh.

[00:06:48] It was an attack roll too?

[00:06:49] Well, it depends on it.

[00:06:51] Everything in the line takes 4d6.

[00:06:54] I have to hit it, and if I hit it, it takes the damage plus the 4d6.

[00:06:57] Ooh!

[00:06:57] What's your total to hit then?

[00:07:00] Well, that's why I rolled it.

[00:07:02] It'd be a 19 to hit it.

[00:07:04] Actually does hit.

[00:07:05] Thanks.

[00:07:07] Now I could add some extra damage.

[00:07:10] Six.

[00:07:11] Small numbers, bud.

[00:07:12] Uh, that would be 16 on 4d6, which is not bad.

[00:07:16] Plus another 6.

[00:07:19] 18.

[00:07:21] 20 damage.

[00:07:22] Uh, that is all magical.

[00:07:25] Most of it is lightning, should that matter, since we don't know.

[00:07:28] Um, you hit it, and its eyes kind of light up from the lightning as it just kind of crux

[00:07:34] its head and smiles at you.

[00:07:37] That vertical smile.

[00:07:39] Um, so it didn't appear to phase it?

[00:07:43] A whole lot?

[00:07:44] I mean, you did damage to it.

[00:07:48] Does it?

[00:07:49] Alright.

[00:07:51] It's big, dude.

[00:07:53] I understand that.

[00:07:54] It's got a lot of headblots, so.

[00:07:56] Then for my bonus action, I will rage.

[00:07:59] Okay.

[00:08:01] Got it.

[00:08:03] That's why I'm getting it in here.

[00:08:07] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:08:08] I had those backwards.

[00:08:09] My apologies.

[00:08:13] We need to do the beanbag method.

[00:08:15] No, I wrote them backwards.

[00:08:15] It's my fault.

[00:08:17] Is there anyone who can sew some decent beanbags?

[00:08:20] I will, uh, bonus action activate my Eldritch Claw tattoo.

[00:08:25] Mm-hmm.

[00:08:26] Can you remind me what that does?

[00:08:27] So, for one minute, my attacks have a 15-foot range and I get an extra d6 damage per attack.

[00:08:34] Um, so I'm going to swat him.

[00:08:37] What does that look like?

[00:08:39] Are they considered magical or standard?

[00:08:41] Magical attacks.

[00:08:42] Okay.

[00:08:42] Yeah.

[00:08:43] Um, it's like big inky tendrils come out and claw and slap.

[00:08:48] So, like, you swing, but it's like some shadow thing is actually like 10 feet farther than you.

[00:08:54] Yeah.

[00:08:54] Okay.

[00:08:54] Fair enough.

[00:08:55] Just curious.

[00:08:55] I'm immersed.

[00:08:57] Thank you, Flynn.

[00:08:57] Ugh.

[00:08:58] That missed.

[00:08:59] 12.

[00:09:00] Miss.

[00:09:02] Oh, go fuck yourself, you dice.

[00:09:05] That's nat one.

[00:09:07] Two misses.

[00:09:08] All right.

[00:09:09] And you somehow accidentally pick a hole in your butthole.

[00:09:15] I had one.

[00:09:16] It's its turn now.

[00:09:18] My butthole's turn?

[00:09:20] It's your butthole's turn now.

[00:09:22] Who lives, kitty?

[00:09:24] Um, yeah, he'll probably attack the thing that actually did damage.

[00:09:34] So, Cody, he will take two attacks.

[00:09:38] He's got a bite and a claw.

[00:09:41] Those both sound like, um, melee attacks.

[00:09:45] Well, yeah.

[00:09:47] Those both sound like physical attacks.

[00:09:49] And?

[00:09:50] Good luck.

[00:09:53] That's what's world disadvantage?

[00:09:54] Should I tell you?

[00:09:55] Nope.

[00:09:57] Green will be the bite.

[00:09:58] Blue will be the claw.

[00:10:00] I am ambivalent.

[00:10:01] It's a one on the claw, but the bite is a 14 on the die.

[00:10:06] That is a 19 to hit.

[00:10:08] To be fair, he critically failed.

[00:10:09] I think he should fall over.

[00:10:11] I think you should die.

[00:10:13] A 19 hits.

[00:10:15] Okay.

[00:10:15] Good luck, homie.

[00:10:17] You keep attacking the thing you should not attack.

[00:10:19] If he has a vendetta against the tank, I think that's perfectly fine.

[00:10:27] 14 piercing.

[00:10:29] Mean seven.

[00:10:30] Yes.

[00:10:32] Um, that was the bite.

[00:10:35] That makes no sense.

[00:10:36] If the target is a creature.

[00:10:39] Usually there's a bit more after that.

[00:10:42] If the target is the creature, comma, this thing happens.

[00:10:47] I mean, I guess it could attack an inanimate object.

[00:10:50] Technically you are a creature.

[00:10:51] Yeah, that is fair.

[00:10:52] So, I mean, it was a creature.

[00:10:54] Um, and in that case, with a bite, then you are grappled.

[00:10:57] I'm not stuck in here with you.

[00:10:59] You're stuck in here with me.

[00:11:03] Yeah.

[00:11:04] So, he's got you in his jowls.

[00:11:07] Um, my job.

[00:11:11] Now let's try.

[00:11:13] He's got your friend in his jaws.

[00:11:17] I believe what Lucas has said is this is a perfect setup.

[00:11:20] Okay, I'll do...

[00:11:27] Fog cloud.

[00:11:29] No, I'm kidding.

[00:11:31] Darkness.

[00:11:32] Bonus action.

[00:11:33] Searing smite.

[00:11:35] I'm going to attack.

[00:11:38] Does a 20 hit?

[00:11:43] Uh, yes.

[00:11:45] 17 damage, four of which is fur.

[00:11:49] Is it slashing?

[00:11:51] Slashing, yes.

[00:11:52] Magical slashing.

[00:11:53] 17 total, you said?

[00:11:55] Yeah.

[00:11:56] Okay.

[00:11:57] Gotcha.

[00:11:59] Cool.

[00:12:00] He looks just fine.

[00:12:02] Attack again.

[00:12:04] Ooh, that's good.

[00:12:05] Uh, does a six...

[00:12:07] Oh, wait a minute.

[00:12:07] Eight, 17 hit.

[00:12:09] It does.

[00:12:11] Uh, four, 15 damage.

[00:12:19] Okay.

[00:12:20] That is all.

[00:12:22] Excellent.

[00:12:23] Uh, Alex.

[00:12:24] So, first things first, I use a bonus action to place Hunter's Mark on it.

[00:12:29] Cool.

[00:12:30] Which gives you...

[00:12:33] It marks the target, and each time I strike the target with a weapon attack, I get a plus

[00:12:42] 1d6.

[00:12:44] Damage?

[00:12:45] Damage.

[00:12:45] Cool.

[00:12:46] So, after that, I am going to move as far away from it as I possibly can.

[00:12:50] It's fine.

[00:12:50] It's in our mind.

[00:12:51] We're not, we didn't draw a map, so you're good.

[00:12:53] And I'm going to take a shot at it.

[00:12:55] Hmm?

[00:13:00] That one does not hit.

[00:13:03] It depends.

[00:13:04] What's the total?

[00:13:05] Ha, 10.

[00:13:06] Nope.

[00:13:08] I told you.

[00:13:11] That probably won't either, but that's a single digit.

[00:13:15] Two single digis will not hit it.

[00:13:18] Yeah.

[00:13:19] I know.

[00:13:20] Top of the order, because your bonus action was to Hunter's Mark, right?

[00:13:24] Hmm.

[00:13:26] And you already moved, and then you attacked, so I assume you're done, right?

[00:13:29] Yeah.

[00:13:29] That's all I got.

[00:13:31] Codeman, you are in its fucking mouth.

[00:13:35] You are grappled, which doesn't mean much.

[00:13:38] You can still attack.

[00:13:38] Yeah, I know.

[00:13:39] I'm aware.

[00:13:40] Or you can spend an action to escape if you wish.

[00:13:46] Nope.

[00:13:48] It's DC 15 to escape strength check.

[00:13:50] I don't care about that.

[00:13:53] I will begin recklessly attacking.

[00:13:57] Okay.

[00:13:58] I am giving advantage to get advantage.

[00:14:00] Go for it.

[00:14:02] So make the claws attack first.

[00:14:05] Okay.

[00:14:06] One of them's a nat 20.

[00:14:07] That will still hit.

[00:14:09] I believe so, yeah.

[00:14:11] 26.

[00:14:12] I also get a bonus for savage attacks.

[00:14:17] Okay.

[00:14:17] Which means I roll one additional damage and add it to the extra damage.

[00:14:23] So I roll, what, three?

[00:14:24] Three damage die?

[00:14:25] Yeah.

[00:14:26] Plus the one modifier.

[00:14:29] Is that slashing?

[00:14:32] Uh, yeah.

[00:14:35] Okay.

[00:14:35] I would think so.

[00:14:38] So that's 3d8 plus six.

[00:14:41] Cool.

[00:14:45] 16 damage.

[00:14:47] Okay.

[00:14:48] Attack again.

[00:14:49] Cool.

[00:14:50] That is a 21 to hit.

[00:14:52] Yep.

[00:14:54] So that's another d8 plus two.

[00:14:56] Sure.

[00:14:58] Another six damage.

[00:14:59] So 22 damage plus the 20 some damage I did before.

[00:15:03] Yep.

[00:15:04] Uh, how's our friend looking?

[00:15:07] Um, not half bad.

[00:15:12] But not half good.

[00:15:14] Uh, I will action surge and do that all again.

[00:15:18] Okay.

[00:15:19] That's not great.

[00:15:25] 15 hit.

[00:15:26] Miss.

[00:15:31] 23 will hit.

[00:15:33] Hits.

[00:15:36] That's a, I believe it's a long or short rest for that one.

[00:15:40] Uh, it's another seven damage.

[00:15:42] Okay.

[00:15:44] I've put some hurt on him.

[00:15:45] I feel like I get a third attack, but I'll let it go until I try and remember what it was.

[00:15:50] Carry on.

[00:15:51] Um, you done damage, but he is not terrible.

[00:15:56] Not terribly off.

[00:15:59] Seems to be a very hardy creature.

[00:16:01] Flynn.

[00:16:05] Um, sorry.

[00:16:06] No, I feel like I may have cheated, but I'll try and figure it out.

[00:16:09] We'll move forward.

[00:16:10] Fair enough.

[00:16:11] I'm going to attack.

[00:16:13] Figure it out for the next round.

[00:16:17] I'm going to drink some more.

[00:16:18] That is a 22.

[00:16:22] Coke.

[00:16:23] Hits.

[00:16:23] Okay.

[00:16:24] I'm just going to roll a bunch of dice and see how many I hit.

[00:16:28] Second one.

[00:16:30] That is a 20.

[00:16:32] Still hits.

[00:16:33] Okay.

[00:16:34] Drop him key point.

[00:16:35] Flurry blows.

[00:16:37] That is 22.

[00:16:38] Still hits.

[00:16:39] Where my DPS at?

[00:16:41] Ooh, that one is only a 17.

[00:16:44] Still hits.

[00:16:45] Okay.

[00:16:45] This were a game of numbers.

[00:16:47] I roll.

[00:16:48] Just eight D six.

[00:16:51] You need some, you need some.

[00:16:52] This is what you guys needed last session.

[00:16:54] Yes.

[00:16:57] It's a lot of D six.

[00:16:59] I got a hand in my purples.

[00:17:02] Oh no.

[00:17:02] I got eight.

[00:17:03] He's got them.

[00:17:04] Have you ever seen that set Flynn?

[00:17:06] That's pretty cool.

[00:17:07] That's nice.

[00:17:08] That's my fireball damage.

[00:17:10] Yeah.

[00:17:11] I might need a calculator and I'm not going to lie.

[00:17:13] All right.

[00:17:26] Uh, 29.

[00:17:28] Above average.

[00:17:30] Plus.

[00:17:31] And then the modifier.

[00:17:39] It's 53 damage.

[00:17:40] Oh, move bitch.

[00:17:43] Get out the way.

[00:17:46] Looks a lot worse off, but it's definitely still standing.

[00:17:49] All right.

[00:17:50] I just tear like giant tendrils that look like giant cat paws just come out and just start ripping flesh from this thing.

[00:17:58] Just you are well rested everywhere.

[00:18:00] It's been a good long amount of time in the dreamlands.

[00:18:02] You're asleep.

[00:18:03] You slept.

[00:18:03] You're good to go.

[00:18:04] Butthole is tight.

[00:18:05] Real puckered.

[00:18:06] So puckered.

[00:18:07] Real puckered.

[00:18:09] He's been having so much sex.

[00:18:12] I got some of that dreamlands catnip.

[00:18:15] I'm fucking rolling.

[00:18:17] His butt.

[00:18:18] His butt.

[00:18:19] Tight.

[00:18:19] A lot smaller balls.

[00:18:21] He's got all that.

[00:18:22] It's all that.

[00:18:23] It's all that.

[00:18:24] It's good for your-

[00:18:24] It's out of the way.

[00:18:25] Oh shit.

[00:18:27] Yep.

[00:18:28] Well, whatever it is.

[00:18:29] People at home can't see this, but it's funny.

[00:18:30] No, no, I'm trying to think of what-

[00:18:32] Your stress ball.

[00:18:32] Yeah, no.

[00:18:33] Testicles.

[00:18:34] Squeezing balls.

[00:18:35] The gland in your ear.

[00:18:35] That's not my brainer.

[00:18:37] That's going to fail for all of us soon.

[00:18:38] Your cat prostate is just tight as a drum.

[00:18:42] Oh yeah.

[00:18:42] It's perfect now.

[00:18:43] It is deflated from all the cats.

[00:18:46] I can't remember that other cat's name.

[00:18:48] I would look it up otherwise.

[00:18:50] Uh, it's the creature's turn.

[00:18:53] Con safe, please.

[00:18:55] On the creature's turn?

[00:18:56] Yes.

[00:18:56] You're on fire.

[00:18:57] Alright.

[00:18:59] I didn't realize I was on fire.

[00:19:01] Missed that.

[00:19:02] What did I get on fire?

[00:19:03] His smite.

[00:19:04] Oh, his smite.

[00:19:05] Alright.

[00:19:07] That's a crack die.

[00:19:11] I might have failed that one, bud.

[00:19:13] Um, con save you said?

[00:19:15] Yeah.

[00:19:16] Eleven.

[00:19:19] Another four fire damage.

[00:19:20] Okay.

[00:19:21] Night of fire.

[00:19:24] Still alive.

[00:19:28] He will claw the cat and bite the creature that's already in his mouth.

[00:19:34] We're grappled.

[00:19:34] How many limbs does he have?

[00:19:37] You're in his mouth, not his hands.

[00:19:39] So how's he gonna bite somebody else?

[00:19:41] He's biting you.

[00:19:41] He's clawing the cat, biting you.

[00:19:44] Well, he could try.

[00:19:46] Claw the cat.

[00:19:49] That is a...

[00:19:51] What's his reach?

[00:19:56] Flynn's 15 feet away.

[00:19:57] It's true.

[00:19:59] Big if true.

[00:20:00] Well, yeah.

[00:20:00] He'll walk up on you.

[00:20:01] It doesn't matter.

[00:20:03] It's five foot.

[00:20:04] He can walk up on you and then slash you.

[00:20:06] He probably, he might have missed anyway.

[00:20:07] That is only a 16 to hit.

[00:20:09] That's adorable.

[00:20:14] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:20:15] No, I was adding strength and not the actual two hit.

[00:20:19] It's a 19 to hit.

[00:20:21] You son of a bitch.

[00:20:22] Sorry.

[00:20:23] Yeah.

[00:20:24] That's bullshit right there.

[00:20:25] He's got a plus eight.

[00:20:26] That's bullshit.

[00:20:26] I rolled an 11.

[00:20:27] Plus eight to hit.

[00:20:28] You're fucking fucking it.

[00:20:29] That is a 19 to hit.

[00:20:30] This man's a liar.

[00:20:33] 2d8 on that claw, boy.

[00:20:35] Just a kitty.

[00:20:38] That's a 10.

[00:20:40] Here we go.

[00:20:41] Still don't know whose green eight that is.

[00:20:43] I still unroll a one, so don't let me tell you it's more than nine.

[00:20:46] It's not good.

[00:20:47] I mean, the plus is good.

[00:20:49] That's eight damage.

[00:20:51] It's plus five.

[00:20:52] Sorry, bud.

[00:20:52] I'll give it to you.

[00:20:54] Yeah, I rolled shit on the dice, but it's a plus five.

[00:20:57] I thought you pointed to somebody else to bite.

[00:20:58] Nope.

[00:20:59] You, sir, I get advantage because you went reckless.

[00:21:04] Well, I'm grappled anyway, so I presume you got advantage on whatever the fuck you're going

[00:21:08] to try and do to swallow me anyway, but I'm going to presume there's a follow

[00:21:11] up.

[00:21:11] You don't usually just grapple somebody.

[00:21:13] It definitely hits, and that is...

[00:21:15] What do you mean it definitely hits?

[00:21:16] You didn't even give me a number.

[00:21:18] That's a two.

[00:21:20] He's fucking full of fours.

[00:21:23] It's an additional 4d6 because you're in his mouth.

[00:21:28] He's making shit up.

[00:21:29] He's absolutely making shit up.

[00:21:31] And his dice are rolling shit damage because they know he's making it up.

[00:21:34] It's 12 damage total, sir.

[00:21:36] You mean six damage.

[00:21:37] Yes.

[00:21:40] Piercing.

[00:21:41] Doesn't matter.

[00:21:43] Six damage is six damage.

[00:21:45] Not psychic is the answer here.

[00:21:51] Troy.

[00:21:52] Bonus action.

[00:21:53] I'm going to cast a compelled duel.

[00:21:57] I need a wisdom save, please.

[00:21:59] Ooh, I like that actually.

[00:22:02] That's real low, bud.

[00:22:04] Wisdom save?

[00:22:05] Yeah, it's only an eight.

[00:22:06] You are going to have disadvantage on attack rolls against creatures other than myself.

[00:22:11] Okay.

[00:22:12] And you must make a wisdom saving throw each time he attempts to move in a space more than 30, which...

[00:22:18] I don't think it's going to make a difference.

[00:22:21] My man.

[00:22:22] He's the furthest one away from us, so it doesn't make a difference.

[00:22:26] Yeah, okay.

[00:22:27] That's about it.

[00:22:28] Cool.

[00:22:29] Hit me.

[00:22:30] Hit me.

[00:22:34] I'm pretty sure 25 hits.

[00:22:37] Does.

[00:22:44] It's not a super high number.

[00:22:46] I mean, for a D10, a six is not bad.

[00:22:52] He doesn't know math.

[00:22:53] 10 damage.

[00:22:54] Okay.

[00:22:55] Oh, 11 damage.

[00:22:56] Sorry.

[00:22:57] I forgot about the...

[00:22:58] I keep forgetting about the...

[00:22:59] Plus one, gotcha.

[00:23:00] Which I forgot about the other one.

[00:23:03] Got second attack.

[00:23:05] Nat 20.

[00:23:06] Nat attack.

[00:23:07] That'll definitely do.

[00:23:10] Roll twice.

[00:23:12] Yeah, I understand.

[00:23:15] 15...

[00:23:17] 20 damage.

[00:23:18] Do they make old people dice?

[00:23:20] Yeah.

[00:23:21] Like big numbers?

[00:23:22] Yeah.

[00:23:22] Yeah.

[00:23:24] Okay, this is what you call a novelty die.

[00:23:27] It's not about the numbers.

[00:23:29] The fucking numbers are faded.

[00:23:30] Yeah, they're just old.

[00:23:31] Yeah.

[00:23:33] I'm going to...

[00:23:34] Send him some like old fogey dice for Christmas so they can read them.

[00:23:41] Else?

[00:23:42] Yeah.

[00:23:43] You're already bonused, so what are you gonna do?

[00:23:45] My divine smite.

[00:23:47] That is...

[00:23:48] I believe you have to do that before you attack.

[00:23:50] When you hit a creature with a weapon tell, you can expend one spell slot.

[00:23:54] A spell slot, not a bonus.

[00:23:56] Okay.

[00:23:56] Go ahead.

[00:23:58] I thought you did it earlier when it was a bonus action or something.

[00:24:04] Different kind of thing.

[00:24:06] I'm going to do it at a second level spell so that is...

[00:24:16] Fucking low numbers bullshit.

[00:24:20] Five more radiant damage.

[00:24:23] For him, don't lie.

[00:24:26] Okay.

[00:24:27] He's still standing.

[00:24:28] He's bloodied, but he's still standing.

[00:24:30] He's bleeding real bad now.

[00:24:31] Yeah, you have to narrate that every time.

[00:24:32] We understand.

[00:24:33] It's Hardy.

[00:24:33] We get it.

[00:24:34] It's not dead yet.

[00:24:36] Is it Joe or Frank?

[00:24:38] Alex, it's on you, bud.

[00:24:40] It's alright.

[00:24:41] Somebody out there got it.

[00:24:42] Write in the comments.

[00:24:43] Send me an email.

[00:24:44] I didn't hear what you said.

[00:24:46] 18?

[00:24:47] Hits.

[00:24:49] I loved reading those books as a kid.

[00:24:50] I also wanted to be a detective or a spy.

[00:24:53] I never read the Hardy Boys.

[00:24:55] They're probably not that good.

[00:24:56] I should not go back and read them.

[00:24:57] They're definitely not that good.

[00:24:58] Probably, yeah.

[00:24:59] 10 on the die.

[00:25:01] Plus.

[00:25:02] Because you got the hunter's mark still.

[00:25:06] There's five for the first attack so...

[00:25:08] Total is?

[00:25:09] 15.

[00:25:12] It drops.

[00:25:13] Oh.

[00:25:14] I thought it was looking hardy just like five seconds ago.

[00:25:16] I said it was looking bloodied.

[00:25:21] Bloody but still standing.

[00:25:25] He is now down.

[00:25:28] 171 hit points I think.

[00:25:31] With Flynn doing 50.

[00:25:34] Yeah, that was a big chunk of it.

[00:25:36] I did close to 50.

[00:25:38] Yeah.

[00:25:39] If not 50.

[00:25:42] It dies.

[00:25:43] Anyways.

[00:25:45] I built this character to be...

[00:25:47] I was thinking about this a second ago when I was in the bathroom.

[00:25:48] I built this character to really be like...

[00:25:50] Like again, Doom Slayer, rip and tear type stuff.

[00:25:54] Right.

[00:25:54] I figured out in the bathroom, Lucas has turned me into Hellboy.

[00:25:59] I'm just kind of like, ah, fuck!

[00:26:01] All the time.

[00:26:02] It's like the monster's throwing me across the room.

[00:26:08] Loot the body.

[00:26:09] Oh, there's nothing on it.

[00:26:11] It's a disgusting creature with tentacles and teeth.

[00:26:14] Random treasure table.

[00:26:15] Oh.

[00:26:20] Yank out its eye and turn it into a necklace.

[00:26:22] Now where did this thing come from?

[00:26:23] Weren't we just looking at statues a second ago and it just dropped down on our balls?

[00:26:26] It dropped down from the shadows above you, yes.

[00:26:29] It is a...

[00:26:33] It actually describes it as a slime, but I don't think that's what the picture really depicted.

[00:26:38] Unless it's...

[00:26:39] Maybe that's because it's a smaller version.

[00:26:41] It's called an Eremite symbiont, which is, I assume, maybe a larval version of the Eremite.

[00:26:50] Which is, I believe, what was pictured in the book that I showed you.

[00:26:54] They're dropping from the trees like that.

[00:26:55] We should cover ourselves in mud.

[00:26:58] Hit me!

[00:27:00] Blobby!

[00:27:01] Blobby, shapeless...

[00:27:02] Come on!

[00:27:02] ...shapeless body covered with separating sores, oozing black slime, keeping jawless mouth lined with concentric rings of teeth.

[00:27:13] So we did the thing a favor by killing it.

[00:27:17] Put it out of its miserable existence.

[00:27:21] Do we level up again?

[00:27:23] Always.

[00:27:24] Always level up.

[00:27:27] So...

[00:27:31] Kind of where you're standing and where you are, again, there's kind of a northwest passage or where it splits south from you.

[00:27:39] Well, I think we were looking at the statues.

[00:27:41] Yeah, they're...

[00:27:42] I mean, they're above you, yeah.

[00:27:43] They're kind of hard to see from where you're standing, but yeah.

[00:27:48] Then I'll just climb up the wall.

[00:27:52] Remember those boots he has that you hate?

[00:27:54] I yeet the cat up there.

[00:27:55] I can quite...

[00:27:56] I can actively walk up walls anytime I want.

[00:28:00] You put...

[00:28:01] You skewer him with your trident and like a lacrosse player, fling him the fuck up there.

[00:28:11] What section?

[00:28:12] What'd you say up there, bud?

[00:28:15] What?

[00:28:15] Um, from what you are seeing, they are, um...

[00:28:22] They're so eroded that it's difficult to tell entirely what you're looking at.

[00:28:27] You get the idea, because you've seen a couple of them before now, some of them are sort of in the shape of Vormai.

[00:28:36] Um, serpent folk.

[00:28:39] And one that distinctly looks like the shape of Sathagwa.

[00:28:44] But they're entirely eroded.

[00:28:46] Um, they...

[00:28:48] It says, they are now so eroded as to defy identification, leading them to an uncanny and unsettling appearance.

[00:28:58] You're really just getting shape, less so detail.

[00:29:02] How many like underground fucking cults of Sathagwa were there around here?

[00:29:07] Jesus Christ.

[00:29:09] All the cults.

[00:29:11] All of the cults.

[00:29:12] All right.

[00:29:13] Let's get out of this cave.

[00:29:16] Well, clearly we're supposed to go deeper.

[00:29:18] So do you want to go deeper or do you want to step out and look at one of the other passages?

[00:29:23] Well, it's entirely up to you.

[00:29:25] Keep going.

[00:29:26] Keep going.

[00:29:26] There's two passages I think he said to the left, one to the right.

[00:29:29] One directly to your right, which would be northwest, or it splits between you going either southwest or southeast.

[00:29:36] Tell me which way you want to go.

[00:29:38] Southwest.

[00:29:39] Boom.

[00:29:40] Goes into that one.

[00:29:43] I appreciate the snap.

[00:29:45] Snap.

[00:29:47] There's some comment about, I can do quick math.

[00:29:49] Like, what's blah blah blah plus blah blah blah?

[00:29:52] Seven.

[00:29:53] It's like, it's not right.

[00:29:54] But it was quick.

[00:29:55] It's quick.

[00:29:56] The bath comes to the lip of a perilous precipice.

[00:30:00] Oh, sure.

[00:30:00] The drop to the canyon floor below is formidable.

[00:30:04] But the cliff face has numerous craggy holds that make it climbable with some effort.

[00:30:11] See ya.

[00:30:13] He just walks off the edge.

[00:30:14] I jump on his back.

[00:30:18] I'm not sure.

[00:30:21] I'm not sure.

[00:30:26] I'm not sure.

[00:30:31] I'm not sure.

[00:30:36] We backtrack and try the southeast pass.

[00:30:38] We backtrack and try the southeast pass.

[00:30:38] Where does it go?

[00:30:40] The path ahead drops abruptly down a short cliff, continuing a short distance below before dropping down another cliff.

[00:30:48] There are a few handholds to ease potential climb down.

[00:30:54] Should we check the third passage?

[00:30:55] Yeah, feather fall.

[00:31:00] I do.

[00:31:01] Is it prepped?

[00:31:03] No, but I can rest.

[00:31:05] It's gonna take you eight hours.

[00:31:08] We understand that rest works.

[00:31:11] Assuming that you will rest peacefully.

[00:31:16] Should we check the other path since these two clearly lead?

[00:31:20] No, wait a second.

[00:31:21] It is prepped.

[00:31:23] It was a first level spell.

[00:31:24] I prepped as soon after we left the castle.

[00:31:28] I do have feather fall prepped.

[00:31:31] Can I get a whoop whoop?

[00:31:33] Do you want to follow his direction or do you want to go down one of these two areas?

[00:31:36] Let me know.

[00:31:38] Feather fall is not even for me.

[00:31:40] It's for these guys.

[00:31:42] So where do you guys want to go?

[00:31:44] Back southwest.

[00:31:45] I can go anywhere.

[00:31:46] Down the mountain.

[00:31:47] We fly.

[00:31:51] Maybe we climb down there.

[00:31:52] I didn't know if anyone wanted to check out the other passage before we climbed.

[00:31:55] Fine.

[00:31:56] Yeah, let's do that.

[00:31:57] The third passage, please.

[00:31:59] Feel like this evening has been a lot of you've reached a difficult but potentially impassable barrier.

[00:32:04] Nope.

[00:32:05] No, I want the easy one.

[00:32:08] As you go through this pathway, your breath fogs up.

[00:32:13] Your breath fogs up the chill air of this chamber.

[00:32:16] Remember, the culprit is clear.

[00:32:20] The vormi have mined out part of the cavern wall until they struck the side of a glacier.

[00:32:28] Two bronze braziers burning against the icy mass draw out a trickle of water, which fills the clear pond in the center of the chamber.

[00:32:38] A trio of vormi stand by the pond edge, one of them wearing a crown of colorful feathers.

[00:32:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:48] Now are they on the edge of the lake or in the water?

[00:32:53] They're not in the water.

[00:32:54] No.

[00:32:54] They're basically standing around it.

[00:32:58] I throw a toaster in it.

[00:33:01] That would make sense.

[00:33:02] Oh, you got an electric thingamajig though.

[00:33:05] Yeah.

[00:33:05] Javelin of lightning.

[00:33:08] Very funny.

[00:33:10] Oh, I see.

[00:33:10] Okay.

[00:33:11] There are a couple more exits leading off of this as well.

[00:33:14] But right now your focus is kind of on these creatures.

[00:33:17] You can just roll initiative because there's no reason they don't see you.

[00:33:21] Sneak attack?

[00:33:22] Their backs are to us?

[00:33:24] They're not.

[00:33:25] Backs are not to you.

[00:33:26] Is that not what you just read in the description?

[00:33:29] No, it's not what I read in the description.

[00:33:32] A trio of ormai stand by the pond's edge, one of them wearing a crown of colorful feathers.

[00:33:37] They're facing you.

[00:33:38] They don't want to communicate or anything?

[00:33:41] Nah, they've just been pretty much just attack us.

[00:33:43] And then Lucas wonders why we don't want to talk to his cultists.

[00:33:46] Oh, that's a good one.

[00:33:47] They drew first blood, Lucas.

[00:33:50] They always do.

[00:33:52] Cody?

[00:33:53] 20.

[00:33:54] Wait, we're rolling initiative?

[00:33:55] Yeah, try.

[00:33:56] 19.

[00:33:58] For them?

[00:33:59] 27.

[00:34:00] Oh wait, no, sorry, 22.

[00:34:01] I thought I was attacking.

[00:34:03] I'm sleepy.

[00:34:05] Alex?

[00:34:07] 18.

[00:34:08] Oh shit.

[00:34:09] Flynn gets to start the match.

[00:34:13] Alright, I want to roll up on the one with the feathers.

[00:34:17] Yep, looks to be a shaman.

[00:34:22] Oof!

[00:34:23] 13?

[00:34:25] Nope.

[00:34:27] Yeah.

[00:34:29] 13.

[00:34:30] Wait.

[00:34:31] No, 12.

[00:34:33] Still misses.

[00:34:34] Flynn was going to go 14.

[00:34:37] Bonus action.

[00:34:38] Oh my gosh!

[00:34:40] 11?

[00:34:41] Still misses.

[00:34:43] Wait, let me check.

[00:34:45] Still misses.

[00:34:47] I thought that maybe...

[00:34:48] Maybe prime numbers.

[00:34:49] Maybe I wore them down from all the dodging.

[00:34:51] Yeah.

[00:34:51] I've always wanted to do that, like some bullshit dungeon where like you have to hit specific

[00:34:55] numbers or you have to...

[00:34:56] Yeah.

[00:34:57] Like it only hits on even numbers or odd numbers or like how...

[00:35:02] Like you'd have to spend half the time trying to figure out what the fuck you're supposed

[00:35:05] to hit.

[00:35:05] What's the pattern?

[00:35:05] Yeah.

[00:35:07] Go ahead.

[00:35:09] Fuck me.

[00:35:10] As long as you know that that's expected going in, it wouldn't be as bad.

[00:35:15] Like...

[00:35:16] Don't tell them.

[00:35:17] Yeah, you can't tell them.

[00:35:17] Prime numbers.

[00:35:18] No, I'm not talking about the gimmick.

[00:35:20] I'm talking about going in, there will be gimmicks.

[00:35:22] Oh no.

[00:35:23] No, no, no.

[00:35:24] Have you played any games with me before?

[00:35:26] They'll know nothing.

[00:35:27] Allegedly.

[00:35:28] Only one.

[00:35:28] I've played several of you.

[00:35:29] I never got recorded.

[00:35:30] I am...

[00:35:32] That's true.

[00:35:33] I'm not raging, but Flynn, you rolled up on the shaman, right?

[00:35:37] Yeah.

[00:35:38] Uh, so you've got...

[00:35:39] And he's got a guy to the left and to the right.

[00:35:41] Correct.

[00:35:41] Do either of them look at all intimidating or have any cool weapons or anything?

[00:35:46] They're standard Vormai that you've fought before.

[00:35:49] All right.

[00:35:50] I will roll up on the one to Flynn's left.

[00:35:53] Okay.

[00:35:55] And I will attack with my claws.

[00:35:59] You're not going to reach?

[00:36:01] No, no, no.

[00:36:02] 23.

[00:36:03] Hits!

[00:36:07] Uh, seven points of damage.

[00:36:09] Okay.

[00:36:13] And I will attack him again.

[00:36:15] Okay.

[00:36:17] That's a 23.

[00:36:18] Does hit.

[00:36:20] For eight points of damage.

[00:36:22] Yeah, he doesn't look good.

[00:36:25] Yup.

[00:36:26] I assume that...

[00:36:28] Somebody might put a bullet in him and put him down.

[00:36:31] So I've already taken probably two-thirds of his health or more.

[00:36:34] I run up.

[00:36:35] Claw, claw bite.

[00:36:37] Yeah, these don't have a lot of hit points.

[00:36:40] Troy's next.

[00:36:41] Nope.

[00:36:43] Uh...

[00:36:44] Troy.

[00:36:46] Which one are you going after?

[00:36:48] I'm going after Mr. Feathers.

[00:36:50] Mr. Feathers.

[00:36:51] Uh, 22.

[00:36:54] Hits.

[00:36:55] I believe.

[00:37:02] For, uh...

[00:37:04] 12 damage.

[00:37:05] Okay.

[00:37:09] Still up.

[00:37:10] He's a little more hardy than the other two for sure.

[00:37:15] 20 more of some odd damage.

[00:37:18] Or...

[00:37:19] To hit.

[00:37:20] To hit, yes.

[00:37:22] Uh...

[00:37:23] Ooh, that's a nine.

[00:37:24] Nine plus...

[00:37:26] Five is 14.

[00:37:29] Still up.

[00:37:32] Um...

[00:37:33] No, I'm not gonna...

[00:37:39] Alex.

[00:37:42] Which one are you hitting?

[00:37:44] Shaman.

[00:37:45] Okay.

[00:37:46] Looks like they'd probably be the biggest problem.

[00:37:48] At this point you're firing into melee.

[00:37:51] It's a disadvantage.

[00:37:52] Uh, a natural 20.

[00:37:55] Still disadvantage to attack.

[00:37:57] Uh, 22.

[00:37:59] So do you want 20 or 22?

[00:38:01] Still roll damage.

[00:38:09] That does not look good, buddy.

[00:38:11] Hmm.

[00:38:13] Three points of damage.

[00:38:14] Three, huh?

[00:38:15] Hmm.

[00:38:16] Big gulps, huh?

[00:38:17] Big gulps, huh?

[00:38:18] Yeah.

[00:38:18] See you later.

[00:38:19] Uh, hit him again.

[00:38:21] Yep.

[00:38:21] And hit him again.

[00:38:23] 26.

[00:38:24] Four.

[00:38:25] 17.

[00:38:26] Still hits.

[00:38:27] 10.

[00:38:29] Better.

[00:38:30] He is still up.

[00:38:31] Though looking quite a bit worse.

[00:38:35] Um...

[00:38:36] Mmm.

[00:38:37] I'm gonna have Bell attack it.

[00:38:40] I forgot you had that thing.

[00:38:42] I know, you always forget about them.

[00:38:44] Yeah.

[00:38:45] That doesn't look good.

[00:38:46] That was not it.

[00:38:48] Poor little Bell.

[00:38:50] I tried so hard.

[00:38:52] Well, we got one Vormite warrior that's not been touched.

[00:38:55] He will turn and...

[00:38:58] I don't know.

[00:38:59] Let's just do the two people that are up on him.

[00:39:02] Cool.

[00:39:03] So, Troy, he will attack you.

[00:39:08] Uh...

[00:39:08] We will multi-attack.

[00:39:09] Cool.

[00:39:12] Nope, he's king.

[00:39:12] That is a...

[00:39:19] 16.

[00:39:19] No, sir.

[00:39:25] 19.

[00:39:28] Yeah, sure.

[00:39:30] Yeah.

[00:39:31] See, that's where you just need to take a little bit of...

[00:39:33] You just need to have shield.

[00:39:35] Somebody said that.

[00:39:35] You just be like, shield.

[00:39:36] Yeah, it's only five slashing.

[00:39:39] The one will also go...

[00:39:48] Which...

[00:39:49] I'll just attack the cat since he's also up there.

[00:39:51] Yeah.

[00:39:52] So, the next warrior attacks.

[00:39:54] The cat...

[00:39:56] Misses...

[00:39:56] On the first attack...

[00:39:58] With a single digi.

[00:40:02] Um...

[00:40:02] What's the plus again?

[00:40:03] Is that 16 misses, I assume?

[00:40:05] Correct.

[00:40:05] Yep.

[00:40:07] So, that one misses...

[00:40:10] The shaman...

[00:40:11] What'd he do?

[00:40:13] I need...

[00:40:14] Both...

[00:40:15] The fish man and the cat...

[00:40:17] Yeah.

[00:40:18] To make...

[00:40:20] A...

[00:40:20] Wisdom saving throw.

[00:40:24] Oh, that's a nat one.

[00:40:27] 23.

[00:40:28] I think it's enough, Flynn.

[00:40:30] What's your modifier?

[00:40:31] You might have this one, bud.

[00:40:33] He's got a six!

[00:40:34] Could be close!

[00:40:37] Um...

[00:40:38] Yeah.

[00:40:38] So, the cat's incapacitated.

[00:40:41] Uh...

[00:40:42] The fish man succeeded, so he's okay.

[00:40:44] Immerse me? How? How so?

[00:40:46] This is called the...

[00:40:48] Lethargy of Sathagwa.

[00:40:50] Oh, I'm sleepy.

[00:40:51] I just need a cat nap.

[00:40:52] Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[00:40:53] You're basically asleep.

[00:40:55] Um...

[00:40:56] Yeah.

[00:40:58] Uh...

[00:40:58] Fish man is actually immune now.

[00:41:01] A target creature you can see within range becomes wholly complacent, desiring nothing.

[00:41:05] Unless it succeeds a wisdom saving throw.

[00:41:07] It's not...

[00:41:08] It's not...

[00:41:08] He's not considered diseased or poisoned.

[00:41:11] Actually, it's under the frightened condition, which doesn't make sense.

[00:41:14] But yeah, you're incapacitated.

[00:41:16] It's technically the frightened condition.

[00:41:18] Okay.

[00:41:18] Even though it's an incapacitated situation.

[00:41:21] Yeah.

[00:41:21] I mean, that's fine.

[00:41:23] Standing or sitting idly until the duration ends.

[00:41:26] If the target is attacked, damaged, or forced to make a saving throw, the incapacitated condition ends, but the target can't move, take bonus actions, or reactions until the end of its next turn.

[00:41:35] At the end of your turn, you can make another wisdom saving throw.

[00:41:38] Goddamn.

[00:41:39] Yeah.

[00:41:41] It's a heavy spell.

[00:41:42] That came out of the Cthulhu Mythos book.

[00:41:46] Not the OG.

[00:41:48] Um, and then it goes back to the top of the order.

[00:41:52] Which is Flynn making a save.

[00:41:54] Which is actually Flynn making a save.

[00:41:57] Wisdom saving throw to come out of it.

[00:42:02] Can't roll a one again.

[00:42:04] Ha ha!

[00:42:06] Thirteen.

[00:42:07] Fail.

[00:42:07] What if I said fourteen?

[00:42:11] You would still be too low.

[00:42:12] What about a sixteen?

[00:42:14] It's a sixteen actually.

[00:42:16] It's actually still too low.

[00:42:17] Yeah, he's got a, he's got a big plus to that.

[00:42:21] Spell save DC.

[00:42:23] He's, he's paralyzed.

[00:42:26] Incapacitated.

[00:42:28] Not until they're sure what the difference is, cause I don't have it in front of me.

[00:42:31] He basically can't do shit.

[00:42:32] Yeah, no I get, no it's fine.

[00:42:34] Get that cat some coffee.

[00:42:36] He's pretty much asleep.

[00:42:38] That's the point of it.

[00:42:40] Oh, excuse me.

[00:42:41] However, it is Cody's turn.

[00:42:46] I'll hit the one in front of me.

[00:42:49] That was the Vormai, not the Shaman, right?

[00:42:51] Yeah.

[00:42:51] I'll take out the one in front of me first.

[00:42:54] He don't look good.

[00:42:56] Uh, twenty-three to hit.

[00:42:58] Yep.

[00:43:00] For a total of nine more damage.

[00:43:01] Definitely did.

[00:43:03] Now I will turn my attention on the, uh, Shaman who should be just to my right.

[00:43:08] You got a Shaman and one warrior that's not been touched.

[00:43:10] So I will flick a claw, cut that Vormai's throat, turn and be like, sup bro.

[00:43:20] And then attack him.

[00:43:21] Okay.

[00:43:24] Uh, that's gonna be close, probably.

[00:43:26] Sixteen to hit.

[00:43:27] Does hit.

[00:43:28] Let me roll a con save.

[00:43:29] Cause that is a concentration spell.

[00:43:31] I fail and lose concentration.

[00:43:32] You're no longer incapacitated.

[00:43:34] Hey!

[00:43:36] You're welcome Flynn.

[00:43:37] Thank you.

[00:43:38] Uh, six damage.

[00:43:40] Six damage?

[00:43:41] That is just enough to drop him.

[00:43:45] So you got a warrior in front of you.

[00:43:48] Nah, I've already done what I'm doing.

[00:43:50] Um, then it's Troy's turn.

[00:43:52] You got a warrior in front of you.

[00:43:54] Alrighty.

[00:43:56] Fucking hiccups.

[00:44:03] 25 to hit.

[00:44:05] Yep.

[00:44:08] Nice.

[00:44:09] Uh, always lose my brain.

[00:44:16] Fifteen.

[00:44:20] He looks as if he's almost dead.

[00:44:24] Uh, is it an 18 hit?

[00:44:26] He sure does.

[00:44:27] Can he do one point of damage?

[00:44:29] I can.

[00:44:30] Ah, then he does die.

[00:44:35] They only had 16.

[00:44:37] Oh, that man.

[00:44:40] I, makes me wish I would have cast.

[00:44:44] What I wanted to cast.

[00:44:46] I figured they were a little hardier.

[00:44:48] No, the shaman's a little hardier than the warriors.

[00:44:52] Um.

[00:44:54] That makes no sense.

[00:44:56] It is.

[00:44:57] What it is.

[00:44:58] That's how they're made.

[00:44:59] You're in a room that is essentially a meat locker.

[00:45:10] Thank you all for listening.

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