Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 31

[00:00:18] The Big Sleep Umythos 5e Adventure

[00:02:00] I think so

[00:02:01] You're good, you're good

[00:02:04] So if anybody has any fear points, you can go back down to zero

[00:02:09] Dread, I think they call it in this game

[00:02:11] Anyway, you guys all good? Continue

[00:02:15] Cool

[00:02:17] You awake to a dragon eating your face

[00:02:20] Good fucking luck

[00:02:22] I'm immune to dragons

[00:02:23] You're in a field, and now you're dead

[00:02:30] Alex gave me a look

[00:02:32] No, you guys are good

[00:02:33] You're still in this room with a boulder

[00:02:36] And whatever else you used to clog up the other doorways

[00:02:40] I don't know if we asked, but how big is this boulder exactly?

[00:02:47] It's a large object

[00:02:48] No, yeah, a large object based on this map

[00:02:51] Big ass boulder

[00:02:55] Cool

[00:02:55] Because the hole is only a five foot hole

[00:02:57] Yeah

[00:02:59] Gotcha

[00:02:59] Completely blocks it

[00:03:03] Alright, let's go back

[00:03:06] Back track

[00:03:06] So back in the cafeteria

[00:03:11] So now, from where you're walking to your right

[00:03:14] Are double doors

[00:03:15] You hold the fuck on

[00:03:17] I'm just telling you what's in the room

[00:03:18] I know, I'm not ready

[00:03:19] I'm not ready to go to that room yet

[00:03:21] You hold the fuck on

[00:03:22] Okay

[00:03:22] As we go into the next room

[00:03:24] Where we murdered all the people

[00:03:25] In the sand pit

[00:03:26] Yeah

[00:03:27] Has anything changed

[00:03:29] In the last however random arbitrary amount of hours

[00:03:31] You say that we've been sleeping

[00:03:33] It's an eight hour rest, so no

[00:03:35] Okay

[00:03:35] Well, right

[00:03:36] But after so many eight hours

[00:03:37] Specifically three sets of them

[00:03:39] It becomes 24

[00:03:41] Which is a full day

[00:03:43] True

[00:03:44] Okay

[00:03:44] You've had two full rests

[00:03:46] Okay

[00:03:47] Just making sure

[00:03:47] You full rested when you leveled up

[00:03:49] You full rested now

[00:03:50] So there are no changes in this room

[00:03:52] To any of the bodies or anything else

[00:03:53] The brazier that is still lit

[00:03:55] Might be pretty dim by now

[00:03:57] But other than that

[00:03:58] I presume so, yes

[00:03:59] Yeah

[00:03:59] Okay

[00:04:00] As we move through the hallways

[00:04:02] Mm-hmm

[00:04:03] Has anything changed to the two bodies we left there?

[00:04:05] Nope, still dead

[00:04:07] Okay

[00:04:07] And if we look out the arrow slits

[00:04:09] Does anything appear to have changed out there?

[00:04:11] Nope

[00:04:11] Okay

[00:04:12] Now that we're back in the room

[00:04:13] Mm-hmm

[00:04:15] This is a

[00:04:15] This is supposedly a big eating space

[00:04:18] For a number of

[00:04:19] A small army of people in this space

[00:04:21] Mm-hmm

[00:04:23] Still all the dead bodies

[00:04:24] Nothing has changed

[00:04:26] Yeah

[00:04:27] Dead bodies

[00:04:28] Fair enough

[00:04:29] Didn't know if we're playing by video game logic or not

[00:04:32] Dead bodies all around me

[00:04:33] Just wanted to double check

[00:04:36] I feel like if you snuck into like

[00:04:38] I don't know

[00:04:40] Nazi high command

[00:04:41] And killed like 30 dudes

[00:04:42] And then decided to like

[00:04:43] Take a nap in a closet

[00:04:44] I feel like somebody would have noticed

[00:04:46] Mm-hmm

[00:04:47] Mm-hmm

[00:04:47] You think

[00:04:49] All right

[00:04:50] Now

[00:04:51] There are double doors to your right

[00:04:53] There's a stairwell

[00:04:54] We'll call it direct north

[00:04:55] And then another stairwell

[00:04:57] Northwest

[00:05:00] And then the tunnel that you guys initially came out of from the prison is directly to your left

[00:05:06] The stairwells lead to doors into tunnels

[00:05:09] Uh

[00:05:10] Beyond them you're not sure

[00:05:13] Okay

[00:05:14] There's no door at the top of them

[00:05:15] So it just goes into another space

[00:05:18] But they both go up

[00:05:19] Yeah

[00:05:23] Not like super far

[00:05:24] But up

[00:05:27] The double doors are the same level though

[00:05:29] Double doors are the same level

[00:05:30] They're inside this room

[00:05:32] Double doors are always more impressive to go through

[00:05:35] Sure

[00:05:36] Open them like Aragorn

[00:05:37] Yep

[00:05:38] Yep

[00:05:38] Oh yeah

[00:05:39] Do they open in or out

[00:05:42] I'm gonna say you pull them in

[00:05:43] Damn

[00:05:44] Okay

[00:05:45] Fuck that

[00:05:45] We're going up the stairs

[00:05:48] Flynn's gonna go all the way around this bitch

[00:05:50] Based on the size of the next room

[00:05:53] I'm gonna assume they pull in

[00:05:54] Well if we can't do the Aragorn door push

[00:05:57] We can always

[00:05:57] We absolutely aren't going that way

[00:05:58] We could always do the shining door entrance

[00:06:01] Slam a axe through and see who's in there

[00:06:04] But it's gonna be much less impressive

[00:06:06] Because you can't

[00:06:07] Your head is going to be so much smaller in comparison to the door

[00:06:11] Lucas are you sure they open in?

[00:06:14] They open out

[00:06:17] One opens in one opens out

[00:06:18] It's weird

[00:06:19] No

[00:06:19] No

[00:06:19] They both open out

[00:06:20] No

[00:06:20] Okay

[00:06:21] It's actually a giant revolving double door

[00:06:23] Would it be okay if they slide in?

[00:06:25] Like

[00:06:26] They're barn style doors

[00:06:27] Barn style doors

[00:06:28] They pocket

[00:06:28] I mean that's halfway

[00:06:30] That's feasible

[00:06:31] Live laugh love sign next to them

[00:06:36] They're on tracks up in the ceiling

[00:06:37] They slide to the left and to the right

[00:06:40] Actually you see this like red glowing light on the side

[00:06:42] And when you push it

[00:06:43] You hear a beeping noise

[00:06:45] And they raise up at an angle

[00:06:46] And slowly curl and retract

[00:06:49] They're Lamborghini doors

[00:06:53] They're like the side of a DeLorean

[00:06:54] You pull them

[00:06:55] And they just somehow angle at a 45 degree up and out

[00:06:59] Hinge in the middle

[00:07:00] It's fucking weird

[00:07:02] Really weird

[00:07:03] Fucking weird

[00:07:04] It could be like the

[00:07:06] What is that?

[00:07:07] What musicals can we throw in this show?

[00:07:08] Phantom

[00:07:09] Is it the Phantom Menace?

[00:07:10] Where the doors like

[00:07:12] You got that

[00:07:12] Yeah

[00:07:12] The round doors swirl

[00:07:14] Unfortunately

[00:07:15] Not quite like the iris closing of the Stargate

[00:07:17] But they like

[00:07:18] Wasn't a fan

[00:07:18] Yeah

[00:07:21] So we kick in the door

[00:07:22] Like a cloaca

[00:07:24] Exactly

[00:07:26] Who's gonna do the air

[00:07:27] Always good back to Eshel

[00:07:28] Giant spiral tonight

[00:07:30] It's the name of the game

[00:07:33] Name of the podcast

[00:07:36] It's in this

[00:07:37] You ever read the subtext below the name of the show?

[00:07:40] A bunch of assholes

[00:07:41] That's all it is

[00:07:42] It's like the turtle theory

[00:07:44] But with assholes instead of turtles

[00:07:46] It's assholes all the way down

[00:07:47] If we can't do the Aragorn

[00:07:48] Let's go upstairs

[00:07:49] Because we're going to fight our way through

[00:07:50] And do the Aragorn on the other way

[00:07:51] Yeah

[00:07:53] Didn't you just say that it does open out now?

[00:07:56] Yeah

[00:07:56] You can open

[00:07:56] Yes

[00:07:57] It opens

[00:07:57] Okay

[00:07:58] Do the Aragorn

[00:07:59] I think the gross guy should do it

[00:08:02] Whoever's big enough to actually do it

[00:08:03] I don't know if the cat can pull it off

[00:08:07] Pause at it

[00:08:07] Well if you guys are like hiding on the sides

[00:08:10] And you push them open

[00:08:11] I can make it look like I do it

[00:08:13] That's what we do

[00:08:14] Like a puss in boots kind of thing

[00:08:15] Yes

[00:08:16] And then if anybody's in there

[00:08:18] It's just me

[00:08:19] We put him up so his arms are on the door

[00:08:22] But we push them open

[00:08:23] And he follows through

[00:08:25] But before that we pile all the dead bodies behind him

[00:08:29] So it looks like this cat is just walking through

[00:08:31] With a pile of dead people behind him

[00:08:34] Yep

[00:08:34] Nice

[00:08:48] So that happens

[00:08:49] Perfect rendition

[00:08:50] The most immersive thing we've done in 17 episodes

[00:08:54] Yeah

[00:08:54] Was to

[00:08:56] Cool

[00:08:57] You open the door

[00:08:58] Roll initiative

[00:09:00] Directly in front of you

[00:09:02] You see two more vormi

[00:09:03] What

[00:09:04] Are they impressed

[00:09:05] They're not impressed

[00:09:07] These vormi are also a little scrawnier

[00:09:09] They're wearing some masks with like tusks on them

[00:09:14] And holding swords

[00:09:18] 21

[00:09:18] I like how we did all that and got the fuck all out of it

[00:09:22] I'm impressed that they haven't actually come into this room

[00:09:25] Despite all the noise we were making

[00:09:27] Fucking just murdered like 30 goddamn people

[00:09:32] Not quietly

[00:09:33] Didn't abandon their post

[00:09:35] Didn't move a muscle

[00:09:36] There's piles of shit underneath them

[00:09:38] Because they've just stood there

[00:09:39] And stood their ground

[00:09:40] I'm impressed with these guys

[00:09:42] When you fight them you'll understand

[00:09:44] He says that

[00:09:45] But I bet I don't

[00:09:47] 15

[00:09:49] Cody's got a 15

[00:09:51] Troy

[00:09:52] 13

[00:09:54] Flynn had a

[00:09:55] Was it 21?

[00:09:56] 21

[00:09:57] Alex

[00:09:58] 17

[00:09:58] Are they guards for the tomb of the unknown woman?

[00:10:00] First time I've rolled higher than y'all

[00:10:03] Yeah cause we're busy doing this whole light effect thing

[00:10:06] He's got press the digitation going

[00:10:08] I mean there's

[00:10:10] There's fucking holy light

[00:10:13] Do you create water?

[00:10:15] Cause I kinda wanna be wet

[00:10:16] So I can throw my hair back

[00:10:17] When I come through

[00:10:18] There you go

[00:10:20] Let's see

[00:10:22] I'm taking a piece of sheet metal

[00:10:24] And wonging it back and forth

[00:10:25] So it makes that cool thunder noise

[00:10:27] From the 20's films

[00:10:29] I did have a couple of

[00:10:32] Water pouches

[00:10:33] So I can do the water effect

[00:10:34] Right

[00:10:35] We got that

[00:10:35] We got ya

[00:10:37] This is perfect

[00:10:40] Then you have to come up with a really terrible

[00:10:43] Lucas just pulled out a calculator

[00:10:44] Oh god

[00:10:46] No

[00:10:47] Lucas was looking up a spell

[00:10:50] The calculator was more terrifying

[00:10:53] For some reason

[00:10:56] Um what level was that?

[00:10:58] Lucas pulled out a calculator

[00:10:59] Oh shit

[00:10:59] That means the total is likely

[00:11:02] Not guaranteed

[00:11:03] But likely greater than 15

[00:11:04] What the fuck was that?

[00:11:11] What the fuck was that?

[00:11:14] My girlfriend turned into a zombie

[00:11:17] There you want another musical

[00:11:18] There you go

[00:11:18] If you've never heard the Evil Dead musical

[00:11:22] It's got a couple of bangers

[00:11:24] Including the song

[00:11:25] What the fuck was that?

[00:11:28] Which is a follow up line

[00:11:29] Is my girlfriend turned into a zombie

[00:11:33] Does a 18 hit you?

[00:11:35] No

[00:11:35] Okay

[00:11:38] He flips his hair back

[00:11:39] Arrow just

[00:11:42] Um

[00:11:42] No they both

[00:11:43] They both missed

[00:11:45] Their uh

[00:11:46] Spell attack

[00:11:46] The first one was a lower than that

[00:11:48] So

[00:11:48] Do you know what the best part is?

[00:11:50] We're getting right

[00:11:50] Alright

[00:11:51] Okay

[00:11:51] What are people's initiatives?

[00:11:53] I was sort of paying attention

[00:11:54] I have Flynn

[00:11:55] 21

[00:11:55] 21

[00:11:56] Is anyone higher than a 21?

[00:11:57] Nope

[00:11:58] I am

[00:12:00] You don't count

[00:12:01] We're getting ready to literally reenact another scene from Lord of the Rings

[00:12:05] You realize this right?

[00:12:08] No because I don't remember there being many cats in Lord of the Rings

[00:12:11] Well you didn't watch the right version

[00:12:17] This version is a porno version admittedly

[00:12:20] Lots of cats

[00:12:21] Um

[00:12:22] I saw that coming for some reason

[00:12:25] No I like the idea that like

[00:12:26] It's a solid coming

[00:12:26] The doors have swung open

[00:12:28] And Flynn is just standing there

[00:12:30] And Flynn's going to charge

[00:12:32] And then three big beefy dudes are just gonna come running

[00:12:35] Oh

[00:12:36] Like when he comes off of the boat

[00:12:40] Fishman's holding Flynn

[00:12:41] It's your turn

[00:12:42] He's holding the cat up

[00:12:44] He's holding me up

[00:12:45] He said he held him up

[00:12:45] Oh no

[00:12:46] He positioned him

[00:12:48] He's holding my hands up on the door

[00:12:49] So that

[00:12:50] Oh I thought you meant like you were holding him

[00:12:52] No no we're all

[00:12:52] Flynn it's your turn

[00:12:53] We're all hanging out behind the door

[00:12:55] What's kitty cat do?

[00:12:56] Give me a second

[00:12:58] Murder spellcasters

[00:12:59] Cause they can't have much HP

[00:13:02] I can

[00:13:03] The Vormai are hardy as fuck

[00:13:06] As we've seen

[00:13:08] These guys actually have more hit points than I realized

[00:13:10] It's their AC that's lower

[00:13:13] Alright

[00:13:17] Not a lot of armor

[00:13:18] Do I want to do something interesting or do I want to just hit them?

[00:13:24] Yeah I'll do something interesting

[00:13:25] Alright I'm going to play two key points

[00:13:31] And

[00:13:33] I'm going to cast silence on them

[00:13:36] Okay

[00:13:37] So 20 foot

[00:13:38] Circle

[00:13:40] With the

[00:13:41] That's fine

[00:13:41] You're all in silence at this point

[00:13:43] I think you have to

[00:13:43] I think you have to cast that on a point

[00:13:45] I don't think you can cast it on them

[00:13:47] Oh yeah

[00:13:48] On a like right in the middle of them

[00:13:50] So that they're kind of late

[00:13:52] It's basically where you guys are at

[00:13:54] Okay

[00:13:54] You're really close to them

[00:13:57] Yep

[00:13:57] So I cast silence on them

[00:13:59] He would be back here

[00:14:08] Sorry he's against that

[00:14:09] There's a gate

[00:14:10] A partition between you

[00:14:12] You see something

[00:14:13] You see more room beyond this partition

[00:14:15] Okay

[00:14:17] Alright

[00:14:18] That's my turn

[00:14:21] Cool

[00:14:21] It's really quiet

[00:14:24] I'm farting

[00:14:25] Oh

[00:14:33] You're all kind of standing here

[00:14:35] It's a double door

[00:14:36] So it's a wider opening

[00:14:38] It's basically a 10 foot opening

[00:14:40] I shoot a pink

[00:14:45] You do so

[00:14:51] 24

[00:14:52] Yep

[00:14:54] 8

[00:14:56] Yep

[00:14:59] 15

[00:15:02] It's a hit or damage

[00:15:03] No no

[00:15:04] The other

[00:15:04] Hitting them again

[00:15:05] Uh

[00:15:06] Hits

[00:15:13] 13

[00:15:15] Still up

[00:15:16] Looks just fine

[00:15:18] I see

[00:15:24] That's mine

[00:15:25] For now

[00:15:27] Whoever's next

[00:15:30] Next would be

[00:15:33] Cody

[00:15:36] I got you Flynn

[00:15:45] I'm going to run in there

[00:15:47] To which one

[00:15:48] I'm gonna run up to

[00:15:50] The one on the left

[00:15:52] So blue

[00:15:53] Yes

[00:15:56] You do so

[00:15:58] And then

[00:16:00] I'm trying to remember

[00:16:01] How to

[00:16:02] Do

[00:16:03] This

[00:16:03] Since Flynn did what he did

[00:16:05] I want to do something

[00:16:07] That

[00:16:08] Coincides with that

[00:16:11] One of these days

[00:16:12] I need to get my

[00:16:12] PHB from over there

[00:16:15] Yeah I didn't bring mine with me

[00:16:16] Cause you had one here

[00:16:17] And

[00:16:17] My bag is way too full

[00:16:20] Can't fit any more books in it

[00:16:23] I need him

[00:16:25] To make

[00:16:26] A

[00:16:27] Strength

[00:16:28] Or

[00:16:28] Dexterity roll

[00:16:29] Strength

[00:16:30] Or

[00:16:30] Saving throw

[00:16:31] No it's a check

[00:16:32] It's a check

[00:16:33] Yep

[00:16:34] It's a 15

[00:16:40] Dexterity

[00:16:41] If it matters

[00:16:42] It doesn't

[00:16:43] I rolled a 21

[00:16:49] He's grappled

[00:16:50] Cool

[00:16:51] You grappled

[00:16:52] Cause I'm not letting

[00:16:53] The spellcaster

[00:16:53] Out of the silence

[00:16:55] I come running up on him

[00:16:57] Be kind of hard to do

[00:16:58] In this room

[00:16:58] Twist his arm

[00:16:59] And

[00:16:59] Grab his head

[00:17:01] Just beating up nerds

[00:17:03] Yep

[00:17:05] You got him in a full Nelson

[00:17:06] Or at least a half one

[00:17:07] No what is it

[00:17:08] I wanted to

[00:17:09] It's kind of like full Nelson

[00:17:10] But where they chicken wing him there

[00:17:12] I always like that

[00:17:13] Oh yeah

[00:17:14] Where like

[00:17:14] You start to put him

[00:17:15] And then you pull the arm out

[00:17:16] And you're like

[00:17:17] Yeah cranking it

[00:17:18] And then I hit him

[00:17:19] With his own forearm

[00:17:20] And you see me

[00:17:21] Mouthing words

[00:17:21] But you can't hear it

[00:17:22] Cause I'm in silence

[00:17:22] But I'm telling him

[00:17:23] To stop hitting himself

[00:17:24] But you can't hear it

[00:17:25] You can read lips

[00:17:29] Slap, slap, slap

[00:17:30] Slap

[00:17:31] Takes one point

[00:17:32] Of pride damage

[00:17:34] He ain't going nowhere

[00:17:37] Troy

[00:17:40] Digging through your dice bag

[00:17:41] For some reason

[00:17:42] Yeah

[00:17:43] Not a fan of your d20

[00:17:45] Your current d20

[00:17:45] Don't worry about it

[00:17:46] Alright

[00:17:48] He needs more of them

[00:17:49] I'm a little worried about it

[00:17:51] 43

[00:17:53] Can't cast spells

[00:17:54] Silent

[00:17:55] It's silent in there

[00:17:58] It's a 20 foot radius

[00:18:00] Right

[00:18:01] Yeah

[00:18:01] Yeah

[00:18:02] From a point he decides

[00:18:03] He never just

[00:18:05] The point is there

[00:18:07] Is here

[00:18:10] Alright

[00:18:10] Good

[00:18:13] Jag off

[00:18:15] Cause only the pink guy

[00:18:16] Has been hit

[00:18:17] Correct

[00:18:18] He looks great

[00:18:20] Is this a

[00:18:21] Is this

[00:18:21] So there is nowhere

[00:18:22] To escape in this room

[00:18:23] Is this just a

[00:18:24] There is more

[00:18:25] Beyond this partition

[00:18:27] But other than that

[00:18:29] There's a gate

[00:18:29] Between us

[00:18:31] There's basically

[00:18:31] Yeah

[00:18:31] There is actually

[00:18:32] Like a gate

[00:18:33] Right here

[00:18:34] I heard you say

[00:18:35] Something about a room

[00:18:36] And then I was looking up

[00:18:37] Grappled rules

[00:18:37] And then I went

[00:18:38] Oh

[00:18:38] I don't understand

[00:18:39] What your lines mean

[00:18:40] So okay

[00:18:41] Yeah

[00:18:41] Sorry

[00:18:41] The dashed line

[00:18:42] Is a partition

[00:18:43] Of essentially

[00:18:45] Upright bars

[00:18:46] Okay

[00:18:47] With a gate

[00:18:48] That you can walk through

[00:18:49] That is closed

[00:18:50] Got it

[00:18:51] Okay

[00:18:52] Bonus action

[00:18:53] Thunder or smite

[00:18:54] And I'll walk up

[00:18:54] And try to hit

[00:18:56] Pinky

[00:18:57] Okay

[00:18:59] That's not gonna do it

[00:19:00] What was

[00:19:02] Um

[00:19:03] I mean

[00:19:04] I don't know

[00:19:04] What's your total

[00:19:07] 25

[00:19:10] No

[00:19:11] Sorry

[00:19:12] 22

[00:19:12] Yeah

[00:19:12] It doesn't hit

[00:19:13] Was that a 1

[00:19:14] Yeah

[00:19:14] That was a weird

[00:19:16] Uh

[00:19:17] 3

[00:19:18] That was a 6

[00:19:19] 9

[00:19:22] 10

[00:19:23] Uh

[00:19:24] 14 damage

[00:19:25] I need a strength saving throw

[00:19:28] 17

[00:19:28] Fuck you

[00:19:29] Sorry

[00:19:30] 18

[00:19:31] Double fuck you

[00:19:33] Yeah

[00:19:33] So then I'm gonna do the

[00:19:35] Um

[00:19:37] Divine smite on top of that

[00:19:45] Yeah

[00:19:46] Uh

[00:19:47] Another 10

[00:19:52] Is your divine smite

[00:19:54] Something that you have to

[00:19:55] Say out loud

[00:19:56] To make it work

[00:19:59] You expend

[00:20:00] A spell slot

[00:20:01] To deal radiant damage

[00:20:03] Okay

[00:20:03] So it's not like a verbal thing

[00:20:04] That you say

[00:20:05] Smite me almighty smiter

[00:20:06] It doesn't say so

[00:20:08] Okay

[00:20:11] He's still

[00:20:12] Standing

[00:20:13] Second attack

[00:20:15] Uh

[00:20:17] Yeah

[00:20:17] It's gonna hit again

[00:20:18] Yep

[00:20:22] For

[00:20:23] Max damage

[00:20:24] Of

[00:20:26] 16

[00:20:28] Doesn't look good

[00:20:29] But it is still alive

[00:20:32] That's it

[00:20:33] Okay

[00:20:36] Then it goes back

[00:20:37] To them

[00:20:38] They are holding

[00:20:39] Scimitars

[00:20:42] I mean

[00:20:43] You beat the shit

[00:20:43] Out of pink

[00:20:44] So pink will attack you

[00:20:47] Uh

[00:20:48] Yep

[00:20:48] Multi attack

[00:20:51] That is

[00:20:52] Probably not enough to hit

[00:20:53] But we'll go with it

[00:20:58] 17

[00:21:00] No

[00:21:02] Second attack

[00:21:08] 19 hit

[00:21:09] No

[00:21:10] Damn

[00:21:10] Talking to the mic

[00:21:13] No

[00:21:14] Blue

[00:21:15] Is

[00:21:16] Going to

[00:21:17] Try to hit the guy

[00:21:18] That is holding him

[00:21:21] He's grappling

[00:21:21] That doesn't make a difference

[00:21:23] He can still attack you

[00:21:24] He's still grappling

[00:21:25] Natural 20

[00:21:28] Um

[00:21:29] They have

[00:21:33] An interesting

[00:21:34] Little addition

[00:21:35] Cool

[00:21:36] So that is

[00:21:38] Actually

[00:21:43] 3d6

[00:21:44] Woo

[00:21:47] So this wizard nerd

[00:21:49] Is gonna do

[00:21:49] 3d6 damage

[00:21:50] 18

[00:21:52] Slashing

[00:21:53] You rolled

[00:21:55] Three sixes

[00:21:56] No I rolled

[00:21:57] Two sixes

[00:21:58] A three

[00:21:58] And a plus three

[00:21:59] Oh

[00:22:00] Okay

[00:22:00] Just curious

[00:22:01] So 18 slashing

[00:22:05] Um

[00:22:06] Second attack

[00:22:07] Is a

[00:22:14] Uh

[00:22:15] 22

[00:22:15] Yes

[00:22:19] I believe a 22

[00:22:20] Hits everybody in the group

[00:22:21] 10

[00:22:22] 15

[00:22:23] 18

[00:22:24] Slashing again

[00:22:26] Um

[00:22:27] It has

[00:22:27] 3d6

[00:22:28] From a hand

[00:22:30] It's a scimitar

[00:22:31] So is a spellcaster

[00:22:34] Holding a scimitar

[00:22:35] Yeah

[00:22:38] We're not fighting

[00:22:39] Spellcasters

[00:22:40] They can cast spells

[00:22:42] But they have

[00:22:42] Cimitars

[00:22:44] They're called

[00:22:45] Vormi Unix

[00:22:48] Um

[00:22:48] And they have a

[00:22:50] They have a special ability

[00:22:51] That is

[00:22:52] Kind of cool

[00:22:53] I'll tell you about it in a minute

[00:22:54] Um

[00:22:55] Which is why he's rolling

[00:22:56] 3d6

[00:22:58] So that's

[00:22:59] Their

[00:22:59] Churn

[00:23:00] Fun

[00:23:01] I'm gonna attack

[00:23:03] The

[00:23:04] Pink one

[00:23:04] Yeah

[00:23:05] He's barely standing

[00:23:06] So you can probably kill him

[00:23:07] In one hit

[00:23:07] That is

[00:23:09] A 16

[00:23:10] Does hit

[00:23:12] Nine damage

[00:23:16] Dead

[00:23:16] Pink goes down

[00:23:18] I'm gonna move

[00:23:18] Or just flip over to blue

[00:23:20] Yeah

[00:23:21] Attack him

[00:23:22] Watch out

[00:23:23] Oh that's a nat 20

[00:23:24] Doesn't hit

[00:23:25] Hey now

[00:23:29] Hey now

[00:23:30] Hey now

[00:23:30] Oh snake eyes

[00:23:32] Bummer

[00:23:33] Uh

[00:23:34] That is

[00:23:34] Eight damage

[00:23:36] First damage

[00:23:37] Taken for that one

[00:23:38] Okay

[00:23:39] And then we'll

[00:23:40] Just do the

[00:23:41] Bonus action

[00:23:44] That is

[00:23:45] A lot

[00:23:46] 27

[00:23:47] 27

[00:23:48] 27 to hit

[00:23:49] Yep

[00:23:50] And 11 damage

[00:23:52] Okay

[00:23:52] Looks just

[00:24:01] Fine

[00:24:02] Anything else

[00:24:03] Nope

[00:24:05] Alex

[00:24:07] Um

[00:24:08] The standing

[00:24:10] Eunuch

[00:24:10] Is being held

[00:24:11] By your

[00:24:12] Ghoul friend

[00:24:13] And is definitely

[00:24:16] In multiple

[00:24:17] People's worth

[00:24:18] Of melee

[00:24:18] So

[00:24:19] Oh no worries

[00:24:20] I got a solution

[00:24:21] For that

[00:24:21] So you say

[00:24:23] He has

[00:24:24] Weapons

[00:24:24] On him

[00:24:25] Yeah

[00:24:26] He's holding a

[00:24:26] Scimitar

[00:24:27] He's holding a

[00:24:28] Scimitar

[00:24:28] Yeah

[00:24:29] In his hand

[00:24:31] That's how you

[00:24:32] Hold a scimitar

[00:24:34] Is a fantasy

[00:24:35] Game so

[00:24:36] Could help you

[00:24:36] Holding it by

[00:24:37] Prehensile tail

[00:24:38] Wasn't sure if

[00:24:39] It was in his

[00:24:39] Hand

[00:24:39] Stolen the

[00:24:40] Sheath

[00:24:40] Robotic arm

[00:24:41] No

[00:24:41] He just slashed

[00:24:43] The fuck out of

[00:24:44] The ghoul with it

[00:24:45] It's in his hand

[00:24:46] Ah

[00:24:48] In that case

[00:24:49] I cast

[00:24:49] Heat metal

[00:24:52] That's a thing

[00:24:53] It is a thing

[00:24:55] Heat metal

[00:24:56] It heats

[00:24:57] A metal object

[00:24:59] That is on

[00:25:00] An opponent

[00:25:01] To red hot

[00:25:03] Causes 2d8

[00:25:04] Of damage

[00:25:05] Now if they

[00:25:06] Happen to be

[00:25:07] Wearing it

[00:25:07] They have to

[00:25:08] Do a con save

[00:25:09] To be able

[00:25:10] To drop it

[00:25:11] Now I do think

[00:25:12] Since it is held

[00:25:13] You can drop it

[00:25:13] Immediately

[00:25:16] But

[00:25:18] There you go

[00:25:19] Cool

[00:25:20] So

[00:25:22] Just need to

[00:25:23] Make sure it

[00:25:23] Hits first

[00:25:25] Really

[00:25:26] No

[00:25:27] What

[00:25:27] Am I missing

[00:25:28] My

[00:25:28] I don't know

[00:25:29] I don't know

[00:25:30] How it works

[00:25:30] I would assume

[00:25:31] It's a

[00:25:31] You should probably

[00:25:31] Read heat metal

[00:25:34] I assume it's a

[00:25:34] Con save

[00:25:35] Whether or not

[00:25:35] I continue to

[00:25:36] Hold it while

[00:25:36] It's hot

[00:25:38] Ah

[00:25:38] There it is

[00:25:39] I wouldn't imagine

[00:25:40] You have to

[00:25:41] Roll anything

[00:25:41] But maybe you do

[00:25:42] Oh

[00:25:43] That's what it was

[00:25:45] Wrong thing

[00:25:46] I was reading

[00:25:48] So 2d8

[00:25:50] Yeah

[00:25:50] Should just

[00:25:51] Heat the metal

[00:25:53] It just

[00:25:54] Eat the metal

[00:25:56] Let's see here

[00:25:57] Until the spell

[00:25:58] Ends

[00:25:59] And I can

[00:26:00] If you continue

[00:26:01] To hold it

[00:26:02] I can use

[00:26:03] A bonus action

[00:26:04] On my next turn

[00:26:04] To hit you again

[00:26:05] With the same damage

[00:26:06] So

[00:26:07] Uh huh

[00:26:09] Sorry are you

[00:26:10] Just rolling damage

[00:26:10] Right now

[00:26:10] Or are you rolling

[00:26:11] Something else

[00:26:11] Rolling damage

[00:26:13] Oh

[00:26:13] Yeah nothing happens

[00:26:16] I haven't rolled

[00:26:17] For damage

[00:26:17] It's made of obsidian

[00:26:19] Oh

[00:26:19] This thing is made

[00:26:20] Of obsidian

[00:26:23] Oh wow

[00:26:24] Okay

[00:26:24] I have an alt

[00:26:25] I have a solution

[00:26:26] For that too

[00:26:27] Oh you cast a spell

[00:26:28] Who's next

[00:26:32] I don't know

[00:26:32] You tell us

[00:26:33] You're ready

[00:26:34] It's made of rock

[00:26:36] Fantastic

[00:26:36] That makes my next

[00:26:37] Idea

[00:26:39] Even better

[00:26:40] You're just giving me

[00:26:40] Better stuff to do

[00:26:41] To it now

[00:26:45] Go ahead

[00:26:45] Oh

[00:26:46] You can clearly see

[00:26:47] It's made of rock

[00:26:48] I was just fucking with you

[00:26:51] Heat metal would not

[00:26:52] Do a shit

[00:26:52] Do shit to it

[00:26:56] In that

[00:26:56] In that case

[00:26:57] I cast the spell

[00:26:59] Shatter

[00:27:00] Should do be

[00:27:02] A sudden loud ring noise

[00:27:03] Painfully intense

[00:27:04] Errupts from the point

[00:27:05] Of your choice

[00:27:06] Not in this room

[00:27:07] Within range

[00:27:07] Silent

[00:27:08] You can't cast a spell

[00:27:09] In silence

[00:27:10] I'm not in silence

[00:27:12] It's just going to be

[00:27:12] Silent in there

[00:27:13] It causes force though

[00:27:15] Yeah

[00:27:15] He would be able to

[00:27:17] Cast it

[00:27:17] But no one is going

[00:27:18] To hear it

[00:27:18] It would be like

[00:27:19] An underwater explosion

[00:27:20] A creature takes

[00:27:22] 3d8 thunder damage

[00:27:24] Is there a save

[00:27:25] On a failed save

[00:27:27] I don't think

[00:27:28] Thunder things can happen

[00:27:29] In silence

[00:27:30] It's too silent

[00:27:31] It's silent

[00:27:31] It doesn't make noise

[00:27:32] I'd say force damage

[00:27:34] Would definitely still

[00:27:35] Force would work

[00:27:35] Thunder would make noise

[00:27:36] So that would not help you

[00:27:37] Damn

[00:27:38] Because the creature

[00:27:39] Made of a non-organic material

[00:27:41] Such as stone

[00:27:42] Crystal or metal

[00:27:42] Has disadvantage on

[00:27:44] Saving throws

[00:27:45] Yeah

[00:27:45] Bummer

[00:27:45] From this

[00:27:46] Too quiet

[00:27:47] Any creature object

[00:27:48] Entirely inside the sphere

[00:27:49] Is immune to thunder damage

[00:27:51] Shit

[00:27:52] What else can I hit you with

[00:27:54] I've got more

[00:27:55] Shoot a gun

[00:27:55] I don't

[00:27:56] You just got a chance

[00:27:57] Of hitting other people

[00:27:58] Gun

[00:27:58] I want to use something else

[00:27:59] Give me a second

[00:28:03] Taking away all my fun

[00:28:04] Yeah I know

[00:28:06] That I

[00:28:06] I didn't even do it

[00:28:07] I mean

[00:28:11] The fact that he's holding

[00:28:12] The basidian sword

[00:28:13] Is different

[00:28:13] But

[00:28:15] Still not my fault

[00:28:19] Doesn't have any metal

[00:28:20] On him

[00:28:21] Shatter

[00:28:22] Can't be used

[00:28:28] I guess I'll just

[00:28:29] Have to shoot him

[00:28:31] So

[00:28:31] You said I had

[00:28:32] Disadvantage when I

[00:28:33] Shoot into

[00:28:35] Combat

[00:28:35] Like that

[00:28:36] No he's just got a

[00:28:37] Heightened AC

[00:28:37] Because it's

[00:28:38] Basically three quarters

[00:28:39] Cover

[00:28:41] It's a plus five

[00:28:42] To his AC

[00:28:43] Just making sure I

[00:28:44] Fall into the right

[00:28:45] Rule set

[00:28:46] Yeah

[00:28:47] So

[00:28:48] Based on what I read

[00:28:49] Earlier that's what it said

[00:28:50] For only one person

[00:28:52] It's two people

[00:28:53] He's being held

[00:28:54] By somebody

[00:28:54] And

[00:28:55] He's a fucking cat

[00:28:55] Twenty two

[00:28:56] He's still on there

[00:28:58] Um

[00:28:59] Hit or miss

[00:29:00] Twenty two

[00:29:02] That hits

[00:29:02] Good

[00:29:03] Ah

[00:29:10] Hmm

[00:29:12] It's five on that one

[00:29:15] Let's hit him again

[00:29:17] Do it

[00:29:21] That is another twenty one

[00:29:24] Yeah

[00:29:24] Hits

[00:29:29] Four for that one

[00:29:31] Still looks just fine

[00:29:35] Um

[00:29:36] Unless you want to do anything else

[00:29:37] It'll be Cody's turn

[00:29:39] Um

[00:29:40] Let's slap the hunter's mark

[00:29:41] On him for now

[00:29:42] Okay

[00:29:43] Done

[00:29:43] Cody

[00:29:46] Um

[00:29:47] Yeah

[00:29:48] Why not

[00:29:49] Fuck this dude

[00:29:50] Let's give it a shot

[00:29:56] Uh

[00:29:59] Athletics or acrobatics

[00:30:00] Check for this nerd

[00:30:07] Athletics or acrobatics

[00:30:09] Yep

[00:30:09] Just like before

[00:30:13] Hopefully that's enough

[00:30:17] So modified twenty

[00:30:18] Okay

[00:30:20] I push on him

[00:30:21] He pushes back

[00:30:24] Okay

[00:30:25] Uh

[00:30:25] Is that your whole turn?

[00:30:27] Uh

[00:30:27] It's my action

[00:30:28] Okay

[00:30:29] I mean

[00:30:29] I could move away from him

[00:30:31] And I could let him go

[00:30:31] But I don't intend to do that

[00:30:33] Okay

[00:30:35] Um

[00:30:35] Then we'll go to Troy

[00:30:37] That's a damn vocal component

[00:30:43] Yeah

[00:30:44] Everything does

[00:30:44] Almost every spell does

[00:30:46] They all do

[00:30:47] Coolest thing about Trudevang

[00:30:48] You don't have to speak

[00:30:49] Right

[00:30:49] You can just move your fingers

[00:30:52] Is there

[00:30:53] Technically space on the other side of him?

[00:30:55] Uh

[00:30:56] A little bit

[00:30:56] Yeah

[00:30:56] Yeah

[00:30:57] I'll go there

[00:30:58] You want to move around?

[00:30:59] Yeah

[00:30:59] Yeah

[00:31:05] Oof

[00:31:07] Um

[00:31:09] Does a fourteen hit

[00:31:11] Um

[00:31:12] It actually does not

[00:31:13] How about

[00:31:18] That will

[00:31:19] Twenty-four

[00:31:19] Yeah

[00:31:20] I always forget

[00:31:29] Twelve damage

[00:31:30] And I'll go ahead and do that

[00:31:32] Divine Smite again

[00:31:37] For another twelve

[00:31:42] Still alive

[00:31:45] Anything else?

[00:31:54] This probably has a

[00:31:55] Yeah, no

[00:31:56] That's it

[00:31:57] Okay

[00:31:57] He will continue to slash at the ghoul

[00:31:59] Ooh

[00:32:05] Uh

[00:32:08] Twenty-one hit

[00:32:09] What did he say?

[00:32:13] Yeah

[00:32:14] It hit the last sixteen times

[00:32:17] Oh, I rolled lower that time

[00:32:18] That's only six

[00:32:20] Nine slashing

[00:32:23] Second hit

[00:32:25] Is a modified twenty

[00:32:27] Is twenty hit still?

[00:32:30] Yeah

[00:32:30] The sixteen you hit me with earlier hit

[00:32:33] Or seventeen or whatever it was

[00:32:34] Eleven slashing

[00:32:37] And that's his turn

[00:32:39] Then it will go back to Flynn

[00:32:45] That's my big gross friend

[00:32:47] He's pretty gross

[00:32:49] Big gross bleeding friend

[00:32:51] Attack

[00:32:53] That is a

[00:32:55] Seventeen

[00:32:56] Yes

[00:32:57] Twelve damage

[00:33:02] Uh

[00:33:04] Just barely up

[00:33:05] Give him again

[00:33:07] That is a thirteen

[00:33:10] Miss

[00:33:11] Bonus action

[00:33:13] Aha

[00:33:14] That is like

[00:33:15] Twenty-nine

[00:33:17] That does hit

[00:33:19] Eleven

[00:33:19] He did

[00:33:20] Swipe

[00:33:21] He dies in your arm

[00:33:23] School

[00:33:24] Romantic

[00:33:25] Belly to back suplex

[00:33:26] It's really quiet in this room

[00:33:30] Oh

[00:33:31] I'll turn

[00:33:34] Yeah

[00:33:35] Yeah

[00:33:36] I didn't heal so bad

[00:33:38] It hurts

[00:33:38] Yeah

[00:33:39] You believe like a motherfucker

[00:33:41] These guys have a special ability

[00:33:42] Called brute

[00:33:44] Uh

[00:33:44] A melee weapon

[00:33:45] Does one extra die

[00:33:46] So I got to add a d6

[00:33:48] Every time I hit him

[00:33:48] My hit points noticed

[00:33:50] Yeah

[00:33:50] Where you at?

[00:33:52] Not high

[00:33:53] I mean I took

[00:33:54] Fifty-six

[00:33:55] Points of damage

[00:33:56] In that combat

[00:33:57] So

[00:33:59] He wasn't raging

[00:34:00] So

[00:34:00] You should lay your hands on him

[00:34:02] I mean I could

[00:34:03] It's not like they did

[00:34:04] That you

[00:34:05] Completely up to you

[00:34:06] In silence

[00:34:06] I'm just screaming in pain

[00:34:08] Completely up to you

[00:34:09] That is hard

[00:34:10] It hurts so bad

[00:34:11] These two gentlemen are

[00:34:13] Uh

[00:34:13] We're standing guard

[00:34:14] No I appreciate

[00:34:15] Flynn

[00:34:16] Interpreting the same thing

[00:34:18] That I did

[00:34:18] Which he got a spell cast on him

[00:34:20] And so

[00:34:21] Lucas said that they're spell casters

[00:34:23] Yeah

[00:34:24] Then I grapple it easily

[00:34:26] They can spell

[00:34:28] But they had scimitars

[00:34:29] I said they were holding swords

[00:34:31] I was not paying attention

[00:34:33] So

[00:34:33] I clearly said they were holding swords

[00:34:35] I don't

[00:34:36] Okay

[00:34:37] Alright

[00:34:38] This chamber is bisected by a wooden palisade

[00:34:41] Each log inscribed with a strange glyph

[00:34:44] Worn with age

[00:34:46] The two massive vormi

[00:34:48] Uh

[00:34:49] With oiled fur

[00:34:50] For some reason

[00:34:50] That's creepy

[00:34:51] Uh

[00:34:52] Stand at the other side of the palisade gate

[00:34:54] Gripping gleaming scimitars

[00:34:55] With their clawed hands

[00:34:57] Um

[00:34:59] Yeah

[00:35:00] Lucas

[00:35:01] Do they cast spells

[00:35:02] Or do they have spell-like abilities

[00:35:03] Cause I have a feeling

[00:35:04] No they cast spells

[00:35:05] I don't think they do

[00:35:07] No they cast spells

[00:35:09] Like

[00:35:10] If so

[00:35:11] They're one of the weirdest creatures

[00:35:12] I've seen

[00:35:13] Spell casting

[00:35:13] Vormi Unic is a first level spell caster

[00:35:15] I attempted to cast

[00:35:20] Uh

[00:35:20] What was it

[00:35:22] I attempted to cast

[00:35:23] Inflict Wounds

[00:35:27] So

[00:35:28] What happened is

[00:35:29] Is we ran across

[00:35:30] Two

[00:35:31] Vormi

[00:35:32] MMA fighters

[00:35:33] Who happened to have

[00:35:34] One level in Warlock

[00:35:36] Is what you're telling me

[00:35:37] Yeah

[00:35:37] And they had 67 hit points apiece

[00:35:41] Lucas is technically correct

[00:35:43] I'm very angry about it

[00:35:44] But he's technically correct

[00:35:45] Yeah

[00:35:45] I don't think I would have grappled him

[00:35:47] If I'd known he was

[00:35:48] 6'6

[00:35:49] 480 pounds

[00:35:50] Yeah I would have so

[00:35:50] Yeah like he was

[00:35:52] He was totally

[00:35:53] He was a total waste of a combat

[00:35:55] They just weren't wearing any armor

[00:35:56] So

[00:35:59] Yeah because they're

[00:36:00] Fucking beefcake

[00:36:01] Yeah

[00:36:01] They are clearly guardians

[00:36:03] Um

[00:36:04] As he then goes on to read

[00:36:05] The description of their

[00:36:06] Oiled furred bodies

[00:36:08] Yeah afterwards

[00:36:08] God damn it

[00:36:09] The only thing he says

[00:36:10] They're vormi

[00:36:11] But they're really scrawny

[00:36:12] Beyond the

[00:36:13] Yeah he did say scrawny

[00:36:15] Yeah

[00:36:15] They are

[00:36:16] They're really skinny

[00:36:17] According to the photo

[00:36:18] Um

[00:36:19] What's their strength bonus

[00:36:20] Their strength bone

[00:36:22] Is

[00:36:23] 2

[00:36:23] You told

[00:36:24] You told me it was a

[00:36:25] Modified 20 on a 15

[00:36:28] Yeah

[00:36:29] Their to hit

[00:36:29] Is

[00:36:30] Is plus 5

[00:36:33] You told me the athletics

[00:36:34] Roll was

[00:36:35] So their athletics

[00:36:35] Their athletics is a plus 4

[00:36:37] They

[00:36:39] Like I don't think I would

[00:36:41] Describe that as scrawny

[00:36:42] But please continue

[00:36:42] I went by the photo

[00:36:44] Sorry

[00:36:46] I swear to god

[00:36:47] I'm gonna get

[00:36:48] Google Gemini out

[00:36:49] I'm gonna have a DM for us

[00:36:53] Beyond this

[00:36:54] Uh

[00:36:54] What they're calling this

[00:36:55] Go in the room

[00:36:56] And come back with better

[00:36:57] Lucas

[00:36:59] Let me leave

[00:37:01] Sucked into that portal

[00:37:03] Um

[00:37:04] God damn it

[00:37:05] Beyond this

[00:37:05] Beyond the

[00:37:07] Um

[00:37:08] Partition

[00:37:09] You see

[00:37:09] A shrine

[00:37:11] It is an altar

[00:37:13] Topped with a 5 foot tall

[00:37:14] Statue of Sothagua

[00:37:15] Wrought with uncanny

[00:37:17] Skill and detail

[00:37:18] From a block

[00:37:19] Of obsidian

[00:37:22] It is so

[00:37:23] Lifelike

[00:37:23] That the glossy black

[00:37:24] Stones seem to

[00:37:25] Writhe and pulsate

[00:37:26] With life

[00:37:28] All of you looking at it

[00:37:29] Roll me a wisdom save

[00:37:30] Uh oh

[00:37:38] 18

[00:37:39] Not bad

[00:37:41] Fuck

[00:37:41] Oh

[00:37:42] You okay

[00:37:45] Yeah

[00:37:46] 14

[00:37:47] Mmhmm

[00:37:47] 14

[00:37:48] Yep

[00:37:48] Nope

[00:37:51] What's the total

[00:37:53] 7

[00:37:53] Okay

[00:37:54] Like I've played this game

[00:37:56] Before

[00:37:56] I ask because sometimes

[00:37:58] These wisdom saves

[00:37:59] Are low

[00:38:00] You do take one level

[00:38:01] Of dread

[00:38:01] When have I

[00:38:02] When have I ever

[00:38:03] Steered you wrong

[00:38:04] When I told you

[00:38:04] I failed to save

[00:38:05] I don't know

[00:38:05] I just wanna make sure

[00:38:07] Sometimes the DC

[00:38:08] Is low

[00:38:09] I'm gonna bet

[00:38:10] It's at least a 10

[00:38:11] In D&D

[00:38:12] It's a little higher

[00:38:13] Than that in this one

[00:38:14] Right

[00:38:14] That's what I'm saying

[00:38:15] Um so you do take

[00:38:16] One level of dread

[00:38:17] I go

[00:38:18] Bo krug

[00:38:19] But you can

[00:38:20] You can move through

[00:38:21] A gate into this

[00:38:22] Alter room if you wish

[00:38:23] What were we looking at

[00:38:25] That caused

[00:38:26] The role

[00:38:26] The actual statue

[00:38:28] Of the self

[00:38:29] I don't know

[00:38:30] What that means

[00:38:30] Speak

[00:38:31] It's an audio podcast

[00:38:32] Y'all got any of that

[00:38:33] Lay on hands

[00:38:34] Oh the health thing

[00:38:35] Oh yeah

[00:38:36] That's on you

[00:38:36] No I do

[00:38:37] Okay

[00:38:38] Yeah

[00:38:38] Sure do

[00:38:41] Be a lot cooler

[00:38:42] So what are you doing

[00:38:42] Be a lot cooler

[00:38:43] If you did

[00:38:44] Be a lot cooler

[00:38:44] If you would

[00:38:45] You had 20 points

[00:38:46] Hey

[00:38:46] 20 points

[00:38:47] That doesn't get me

[00:38:48] Back to half

[00:38:50] What

[00:38:50] You had to roll for that

[00:38:51] No

[00:38:51] It's an insta 20

[00:38:52] Yeah

[00:38:53] It's lay on hands

[00:38:54] Oh that's right

[00:38:55] Lay on hands

[00:38:55] It's an action

[00:38:56] Which I'm assuming

[00:38:57] We can do freely here

[00:38:58] Nope you're fucked

[00:38:59] Yeah no you're good

[00:38:59] You're out of combat

[00:39:01] Is there anything else

[00:39:02] Inside the room

[00:39:03] Besides the

[00:39:04] Ugly statue

[00:39:05] You're welcome

[00:39:05] Uh roll me a perception check

[00:39:07] If you are

[00:39:08] Anyone

[00:39:09] Anybody who's

[00:39:10] Checking out that room

[00:39:11] Like 56 points

[00:39:13] A damage or something

[00:39:14] 16

[00:39:15] Uh

[00:39:15] You find

[00:39:17] A slightly loose

[00:39:18] Piece of stone

[00:39:19] And when you

[00:39:20] Kind of hobble with it

[00:39:21] It falls

[00:39:21] You find a little

[00:39:22] A little

[00:39:24] Niche

[00:39:24] Little alcove

[00:39:26] Little glory hole

[00:39:27] Kind of

[00:39:28] Just below the top

[00:39:29] Just below the

[00:39:31] Just below it

[00:39:32] The table top of the altar

[00:39:34] You find a little niche

[00:39:35] A little hole

[00:39:35] You can

[00:39:36] Do I see anything in there

[00:39:37] Yeah

[00:39:37] Is this one of them

[00:39:38] Massage parlors

[00:39:39] It's a waste height

[00:39:40] What do I see in there

[00:39:41] Uh

[00:39:42] You see a book

[00:39:43] And a scroll

[00:39:47] That's a scroll hole

[00:39:48] I take out the book

[00:39:49] And the scroll

[00:39:50] Awesome

[00:39:54] Um

[00:39:56] You gotta identify scrolls

[00:39:57] I don't remember

[00:39:58] I have an identify spell

[00:40:00] Yeah

[00:40:00] I know

[00:40:00] I just can't remember

[00:40:01] Do you have to identify scrolls

[00:40:03] Depends on the scroll

[00:40:04] If the scroll says

[00:40:05] If the scroll says

[00:40:06] You know

[00:40:06] IP freely

[00:40:08] Then probably not

[00:40:10] If it's a magic scroll

[00:40:12] He probably would have to identify it

[00:40:13] Well Cody's gonna flip out

[00:40:14] Because you just found

[00:40:15] The book of Ibon

[00:40:16] Oh

[00:40:17] I mean

[00:40:17] That's

[00:40:18] Cool

[00:40:20] Sweet

[00:40:22] And also a scroll of

[00:40:24] Ancient sorcery

[00:40:26] Of serpent folk

[00:40:26] That also sounds

[00:40:28] Sweet

[00:40:29] Yeah

[00:40:30] The book of Ibon

[00:40:31] And the ancient scroll

[00:40:33] Of serpent folk

[00:40:34] Sorcery

[00:40:35] Got it

[00:40:35] E-I-P-O-N

[00:40:36] Ibon

[00:40:38] So this hole

[00:40:39] This hole is on the side

[00:40:41] So it is definitely

[00:40:41] More glory hole

[00:40:42] And less like

[00:40:43] Weird massage table hole

[00:40:46] That's right

[00:40:46] Yeah

[00:40:47] Tokidass

[00:40:47] I was just curious

[00:40:48] Writing it down

[00:40:49] You're fine

[00:40:50] Roll me a concept

[00:40:52] 25

[00:40:53] 25

[00:40:53] Good for you

[00:40:54] You'll take half

[00:40:59] As a bolt of lightning

[00:41:01] Fires from the ceiling

[00:41:05] I'm grounded

[00:41:06] It doesn't do anything

[00:41:07] You're grounded mister

[00:41:10] How dare you

[00:41:12] Actually

[00:41:13] Given my armor

[00:41:14] I might actually be grounded

[00:41:15] Let me check

[00:41:16] He's just trailing a copper wire

[00:41:25] You'll take nine

[00:41:27] Lightning damage

[00:41:28] As it is halved

[00:41:31] Jesus

[00:41:34] Lightning came from where?

[00:41:36] It just shot from the ceiling

[00:41:38] Itself

[00:41:39] It's God trying to prevent him

[00:41:42] From reading this stuff

[00:41:44] Making sure I don't get any more

[00:41:45] He didn't say the rewards

[00:41:49] Bert

[00:41:49] The

[00:41:51] I mean

[00:41:51] You're lucky you saved

[00:41:52] To be honest

[00:41:53] There's some other shit

[00:41:54] That could have happened to you

[00:41:55] Afterwards

[00:41:55] That

[00:42:00] That doesn't tell me what to do

[00:42:02] No

[00:42:02] You're fine

[00:42:03] You take the damage

[00:42:07] Um

[00:42:09] Alright

[00:42:10] Let me open up

[00:42:11] The

[00:42:13] Core Cthulhu book

[00:42:14] To tell you about

[00:42:15] These things you just found

[00:42:18] Page 92

[00:42:19] Is there

[00:42:20] Anything else on the

[00:42:21] Dudes

[00:42:22] Besides

[00:42:23] Obsidian swords

[00:42:25] Uh

[00:42:26] No

[00:42:26] Just the obsidian swords

[00:42:27] And then the

[00:42:28] Cthulhu statue

[00:42:29] That is inside of the

[00:42:31] Um

[00:42:31] Shrine

[00:42:32] Which is also made of obsidian

[00:42:35] Correct

[00:42:35] It's so sad

[00:42:36] That this armor I'm wearing

[00:42:38] Is equipped with

[00:42:39] Lightning weaponry

[00:42:39] But doesn't affect

[00:42:41] My lightning resistance

[00:42:43] So sad

[00:42:44] You don't happen to have

[00:42:45] Like stone shape

[00:42:45] Do you

[00:42:46] I

[00:42:47] Don't think I get

[00:42:48] Access to that yet

[00:42:49] Turn the

[00:42:53] Sifagos statue

[00:42:55] Into a

[00:42:55] Giant

[00:42:56] Dick

[00:43:00] Cool

[00:43:02] The scroll

[00:43:04] The ancient

[00:43:05] Sorcery

[00:43:05] Of serpent folk

[00:43:07] Is a

[00:43:07] Sixth

[00:43:07] Level

[00:43:08] Evocation

[00:43:09] It is

[00:43:12] One action

[00:43:12] Fuck all with that

[00:43:14] 30 foot range

[00:43:16] Uh

[00:43:17] Verbal

[00:43:18] Somatic

[00:43:20] And a component

[00:43:22] Pouch worth at least

[00:43:22] Five GP

[00:43:24] That the spell

[00:43:25] Consumes

[00:43:26] It is instantaneous

[00:43:28] You duplicate a spell

[00:43:29] Whose effect

[00:43:30] You can see within range

[00:43:31] The target spell

[00:43:32] Must be ongoing

[00:43:33] Or

[00:43:34] If it was instantaneous

[00:43:36] Take effect

[00:43:36] Since the start

[00:43:38] Take effect

[00:43:39] Since the start

[00:43:40] Of your last turn

[00:43:40] The target spell

[00:43:42] Must be no higher

[00:43:43] Than fifth spell level

[00:43:44] If it is your spell

[00:43:46] If it is on your spell list

[00:43:48] Or no higher than

[00:43:49] Fourth spell level

[00:43:50] Otherwise

[00:43:50] The spell takes effect

[00:43:52] Immediately

[00:43:53] As if you had just

[00:43:54] Cast it

[00:43:55] Using your own

[00:43:56] Caster level statistics

[00:43:58] At a higher level

[00:43:59] When you cast the spell

[00:44:01] Using a spell slot

[00:44:01] Of seventh or higher

[00:44:02] The maximum spell level

[00:44:04] Of the target

[00:44:04] Spell increases by one

[00:44:06] For each slot

[00:44:06] Of level above sixth

[00:44:08] Basically you have to

[00:44:09] Have a sixth level slot

[00:44:10] To cast this thing

[00:44:11] Yeah

[00:44:11] It's a sixth level spell

[00:44:15] So I have to be a wizard

[00:44:17] At this point

[00:44:17] To use the thing

[00:44:18] Probably

[00:44:19] Yep

[00:44:19] But you got it

[00:44:20] As soon as he said

[00:44:21] It was a sixth level spell

[00:44:22] I said it is utterly useless

[00:44:24] Unless one of you

[00:44:25] Become a wizard later on

[00:44:26] And

[00:44:26] That's cool

[00:44:28] Keep it

[00:44:29] And sell it

[00:44:30] For more weapons

[00:44:32] The book

[00:44:33] Is probably

[00:44:34] What Cody's more interested in

[00:44:35] I don't know

[00:44:36] If his character is or not

[00:44:38] His character

[00:44:39] Can't read

[00:44:40] That's probably true

[00:44:41] Hey

[00:44:42] Hey

[00:44:43] What

[00:44:43] That is a horrible

[00:44:45] Stereotype

[00:44:46] That you always

[00:44:47] That you always

[00:44:48] Talk about

[00:44:49] So

[00:44:50] I don't get stone shaped

[00:44:51] Till fourth level

[00:44:52] Yeah

[00:44:53] Um

[00:44:53] But I do get it

[00:44:55] In fairness

[00:44:56] You gotta remember

[00:44:58] Lucas overpowered us

[00:44:59] For this campaign

[00:45:00] My intelligence

[00:45:01] Is fourteen

[00:45:03] I speak three

[00:45:04] Fucking languages

[00:45:14] Uh

[00:45:16] As you recall

[00:45:18] From when you guys

[00:45:19] Read that book

[00:45:19] In the uh

[00:45:22] Uh

[00:45:22] Whatever the church

[00:45:23] Was

[00:45:24] In the city

[00:45:25] Uh

[00:45:25] It takes a lot of time

[00:45:26] To read the book

[00:45:28] So I actually can't

[00:45:29] Give you what's in it

[00:45:30] You mean that old

[00:45:32] Hole in the ground

[00:45:32] We used to call a city

[00:45:33] Mmhmm

[00:45:34] Yep

[00:45:36] Um

[00:45:41] Yeah

[00:45:41] So I can't actually

[00:45:42] Give you what's in it

[00:45:43] But you got it

[00:45:47] Researching text

[00:45:47] Is uh

[00:45:48] A little

[00:45:48] Uh

[00:45:49] Time consuming

[00:45:51] There's uh

[00:45:52] An ability check DC

[00:45:53] Which represents

[00:45:54] Its intricacy

[00:45:56] Or confusing nature

[00:45:57] Of the book's contents

[00:45:58] And a save DC

[00:45:59] Which reflects

[00:46:00] The dangers of

[00:46:00] Investigating the topics

[00:46:01] In the books

[00:46:02] For a mortal mind

[00:46:03] So

[00:46:04] It's up to you

[00:46:05] If you wish to take

[00:46:06] The long time

[00:46:07] To read it

[00:46:07] But you've got the book

[00:46:08] For now at least

[00:46:10] Throw it in the backpack

[00:46:11] It is uh

[00:46:14] Pretty

[00:46:16] Pretty seminal text

[00:46:17] In the old

[00:46:18] Lovecraftian mythos

[00:46:19] It's up there with

[00:46:20] The cult de ghoul

[00:46:22] And um

[00:46:22] It's not like

[00:46:24] King and Yellow

[00:46:25] Or like

[00:46:26] You know

[00:46:28] So

[00:46:29] Um

[00:46:30] Necronomicon level

[00:46:31] But it's

[00:46:32] It's top tier

[00:46:33] Shit

[00:46:34] Top tier

[00:46:35] So

[00:46:35] Have it in my backpack

[00:46:37] Yep

[00:46:37] So how big is this statue

[00:46:39] Is it as big as I am

[00:46:41] Uh

[00:46:41] It's a

[00:46:42] It's like a

[00:46:42] Five foot statue

[00:46:44] It's massive

[00:46:46] Hey Cody

[00:46:47] You wanna help me

[00:46:47] Push this fucker over

[00:46:49] I'm kinda mad

[00:46:50] That he shot me

[00:46:50] With lightning

[00:46:51] I already started

[00:46:53] Fantastic

[00:46:53] Push this

[00:46:54] Stupid thing over

[00:46:56] Hopefully it shatters

[00:46:57] Cool

[00:46:58] I need both of you

[00:46:59] To give me another

[00:46:59] Con saving throw

[00:47:00] I don't care

[00:47:03] You do

[00:47:03] If you take a lot of damage

[00:47:04] And if you fail to save

[00:47:06] It's real bad

[00:47:08] 20

[00:47:09] 14

[00:47:10] I get pissed off

[00:47:11] I don't care

[00:47:12] About the consequences

[00:47:15] You take 28

[00:47:16] Lightning damage

[00:47:18] You take half

[00:47:19] What's half Lucas

[00:47:21] Half 28

[00:47:22] Is 14

[00:47:24] Um

[00:47:26] So

[00:47:27] Worth it

[00:47:28] Here's what happens

[00:47:29] With you though

[00:47:30] Um

[00:47:31] The ghoul

[00:47:32] Instantly sees that

[00:47:34] The skin

[00:47:35] That this

[00:47:36] Lightning hit

[00:47:37] Um

[00:47:38] Begins to erode

[00:47:40] And looks

[00:47:41] Incredibly sickly

[00:47:43] The what now?

[00:47:44] What skin?

[00:47:45] Your skin

[00:47:46] That gets burnt

[00:47:47] From this lightning

[00:47:47] Looks incredibly sickly

[00:47:49] And begins to erode

[00:47:50] Immediately

[00:47:50] Thank you all for listening

[00:48:05] The Big Sleep

[00:48:07] Was written by

[00:48:07] Sandy Peterson

[00:48:08] And Jonah Baumgart

[00:48:15] Music by Ian Chan

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