Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 33

[00:00:07] Bancors Brothel presents The Big Sleep Umythos 5e Adventure.

[00:01:48] Whose Power and Cruelty Show Even in This Cold Stone...

[00:01:52] Yeah, I think I did read this because I couldn't fucking figure out how to pronounce this word.

[00:01:56] Simulacrum?

[00:01:59] Simulacrum?

[00:02:00] Simulacrum.

[00:02:01] That's it.

[00:02:04] Five alcoves in the wall.

[00:02:06] Five alcoves in the wall behind them hold human sized ceramic urns with lids sculpted and painted.

[00:02:11] Those are all in pieces now.

[00:02:14] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:02:15] What did the book call them?

[00:02:19] Man-sized ceramic urns.

[00:02:21] And what did you call them?

[00:02:23] Jars.

[00:02:25] It's not wrong, they're just large.

[00:02:26] No, that is very wrong.

[00:02:27] It's really wrong and you should just read the thing.

[00:02:29] Next time, read the description.

[00:02:31] You took four very descriptive words.

[00:02:34] It was late.

[00:02:34] Accurate and descriptive words to one.

[00:02:36] It was late, we were tired and I was like, let's just get this fight going on because Flynn's falling asleep.

[00:02:39] You're fighting jar.

[00:02:40] I know it's falling asleep.

[00:02:41] I apologize.

[00:02:41] Rule 76, play like a champion.

[00:02:44] Best DM ever.

[00:02:47] The wall above the urns is honeycombed with niches, each displaying a vormi skull.

[00:02:54] A vormi with grain fur and voluminous crimson robe is now dead.

[00:03:01] Doesn't matter.

[00:03:02] He was doing something.

[00:03:04] Not anymore.

[00:03:08] He gets to wear the red robes.

[00:03:10] So you guys came in from the north.

[00:03:13] Wait, we killed vormi Santa Claus?

[00:03:15] Kinda.

[00:03:17] So you guys walked in from the north.

[00:03:19] I believe Cody's character was the only one that actually entered the room.

[00:03:22] I might not be mistaken though.

[00:03:25] Because it was a very quick fight.

[00:03:26] So you came in from the north.

[00:03:29] So you came in from the north.

[00:03:29] Directly to your left.

[00:03:32] Um, there's a door.

[00:03:34] And there's another door directly south across from the door you came in.

[00:03:41] Otherwise there are statues, bones, pieces of urn, and a dead vormi wearing a red robe.

[00:03:52] I loot the room.

[00:03:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:55] What do you want to try to loot?

[00:03:57] The things that are in the room.

[00:03:59] I would like to loot Santa Claus.

[00:04:02] I believe only two of the skeletons had obsidian axes.

[00:04:06] Otherwise they had just their hands trying to hurt you.

[00:04:09] Um, the other individual has a jar filled with oil.

[00:04:18] It's probably now dumped over.

[00:04:20] It's a 55 gallon jar.

[00:04:23] No.

[00:04:24] Human sized jar of oil.

[00:04:26] Small steel drum.

[00:04:29] Um, maybe like baby food sized.

[00:04:31] We'll go with that.

[00:04:32] How about that for description?

[00:04:33] Baby food sized jar of oil.

[00:04:36] Who produces baby food sized jars in this world, Lucas?

[00:04:40] And for what purpose?

[00:04:41] Who produces man-sized urns?

[00:04:43] People who want to bury bodies in urns.

[00:04:45] Johansson and Johansson?

[00:04:48] Could be.

[00:04:50] Could be.

[00:04:51] No tears.

[00:04:53] Exactly.

[00:04:54] Because they're already dead.

[00:04:57] Um, does that guy have anything on it?

[00:05:01] That's why I want to dilute him.

[00:05:04] Would you like this baby food jar of oil, Flynn?

[00:05:07] I love experiencing this at the same time he does.

[00:05:14] One of them does have a necklace made of teeth.

[00:05:17] I believe you found one of these in another room.

[00:05:20] They're teeth from a creature called a nathke.

[00:05:24] Um, it appears as though it would function as prayer beads.

[00:05:32] Hmm.

[00:05:34] Um...

[00:05:38] No, that's it.

[00:05:39] That's really it.

[00:05:40] So you got two doors.

[00:05:41] You got a...

[00:05:42] A door going east or a door going south.

[00:05:44] South!

[00:05:45] I paw at the door.

[00:05:47] Meow.

[00:05:49] Meow.

[00:05:51] I kick open the door that Flynn is pawing at.

[00:05:54] Okay.

[00:05:55] Boom!

[00:05:57] Um, the door booms.

[00:05:58] Um, the door booms.

[00:05:59] Uh, in front of you, you see sort of a landing and a drawbridge that looks somewhat familiar.

[00:06:05] You feel like you may have stood on the other side of this thing at one point.

[00:06:10] A drawbridge?

[00:06:11] Or a rope bridge?

[00:06:12] No, it's a...

[00:06:15] God damn it!

[00:06:18] What is this?

[00:06:18] I was like, I don't remember a drawbridge.

[00:06:20] I remember a rope bridge.

[00:06:21] It goes up and down.

[00:06:22] Words are important.

[00:06:24] No, bridges...

[00:06:24] Bridges really don't go up and down.

[00:06:26] That's the opposite of what a bridge does.

[00:06:28] It goes over and across, not up and down.

[00:06:32] It is a, uh...

[00:06:33] It's a ladder.

[00:06:33] Wooden bridge.

[00:06:36] So...

[00:06:36] You know, bridges with rungs that sit at an angle.

[00:06:40] So my question is this.

[00:06:44] Should we just come up with our own words at this point?

[00:06:47] Cause...

[00:06:48] What you're describing...

[00:06:49] It's easier.

[00:06:50] ChatGBT, can you run a game for me?

[00:06:52] That's it.

[00:06:52] I'm bringing out Google Gemini.

[00:06:55] So many things are so different depending on how you describe them.

[00:06:59] A rope bridge, very small.

[00:07:01] Maybe we're in the dreamlands and things are changing.

[00:07:04] Nah, he's not gonna roll with that.

[00:07:05] Things aren't what they seem.

[00:07:06] Jars are urns.

[00:07:07] Maybe I'm speaking Acklo in real life.

[00:07:11] Definitely have to make a goddamn sand roll around you.

[00:07:14] I really think, uh, next time, uh...

[00:07:17] Next dungeon, I'll pull out my grid and I'll map it and we'll figure out how we can tell him exactly where we're not where he says we are.

[00:07:24] Yeah.

[00:07:27] So there's a landing in front of you and a bridge that, uh, seems to go across some sort of chasm.

[00:07:35] Not up and down it at a roughly, uh, like 14 degree angle?

[00:07:39] No.

[00:07:40] There's no mechanism that brings the bridge up and down.

[00:07:44] No.

[00:07:45] Okay, perfect.

[00:07:45] Are you stepping out onto the landing?

[00:07:46] Or are you just standing in another room?

[00:07:48] I...

[00:07:48] I indicate the cat can go first.

[00:07:51] Yeah.

[00:07:52] Because the cat can make a reflex save.

[00:07:54] Okay, cat.

[00:07:55] On the landing, you see in front of...

[00:07:57] You do see in front of you the bridge.

[00:07:59] To your left, there is a stairwell that sort of spirals to a bit, heading down into some sort of pit.

[00:08:07] And...

[00:08:07] So we stood on the other side of this drawbridge at some point.

[00:08:11] Right?

[00:08:12] Um...

[00:08:12] It wasn't a drawbridge, it was a rope bridge.

[00:08:14] You didn't really...

[00:08:14] A rope bridge.

[00:08:15] You didn't actually get all the way to it, I don't think, but you saw it.

[00:08:18] I think...

[00:08:19] When you guys...

[00:08:20] When you guys were in the trap room...

[00:08:22] Yeah.

[00:08:22] Oh, okay.

[00:08:23] One of you kind of went along a ledge, you saw this bridge from that side.

[00:08:26] You kind of showed it a circle.

[00:08:27] There was like stairs going up and then there was a spot where you could like get out and look

[00:08:31] on a ledge and we could see like a rope bridge leading off and we went...

[00:08:34] That probably leads off like into the Underdark or whatever the shit.

[00:08:41] Okay.

[00:08:41] Turns out it's a big circle.

[00:08:42] We found where it leads.

[00:08:43] So we have stairs down or we have the bridge itself.

[00:08:46] Yes.

[00:08:47] So stairs down, presuming there's any logic in this place, which is a big presumption.

[00:08:54] Um, not because of Sandy Peterson.

[00:08:58] Um, that would take us below the level of anything we've been down before, depending on how far

[00:09:04] it goes.

[00:09:05] Yeah.

[00:09:05] Yeah.

[00:09:05] You guys have come across a couple of ledges you could have climbed down and I've never

[00:09:08] gone down any of them.

[00:09:09] Yeah.

[00:09:10] If there's anything that reads like, like I'm thinking Zelda map here, you know, where

[00:09:15] you step into B2 and all of a sudden you see the skull.

[00:09:17] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:18] If there's a skull thing, it's this way.

[00:09:22] Bug it.

[00:09:23] Let's go.

[00:09:24] Going down, down.

[00:09:26] I said we're down.

[00:09:27] Na, na, na, na, na, na.

[00:09:28] Hmm.

[00:09:29] Singing, we're going down swinging.

[00:09:31] Give me a perception check first.

[00:09:33] Game 16.

[00:09:35] You hear snoring below you.

[00:09:40] Meow.

[00:09:41] Point down.

[00:09:50] Um, I sort of shrug, make hand gestures.

[00:09:55] I only know the Navy signals.

[00:09:56] Thank you.

[00:09:59] It's great.

[00:09:59] I'll walk down the stairs.

[00:10:01] Uh, stealth.

[00:10:02] Yeah, that's a good idea.

[00:10:04] Ooh.

[00:10:06] 23.

[00:10:07] Yeah.

[00:10:08] You, you are the knight.

[00:10:10] As he goes down, I will, I assume we are single file on this, uh, spiral staircase.

[00:10:15] Are you all following him?

[00:10:16] I will say, meow, wait just a second.

[00:10:18] Let me, let me go check shit out.

[00:10:20] I, I was going to turn around to the people behind me who likely wear armor and tell them

[00:10:25] to shut the fuck up.

[00:10:26] What are we going to do?

[00:10:27] Hey, shut the fuck up.

[00:10:29] I don't make noise, fucker.

[00:10:30] You don't make any noise?

[00:10:32] No.

[00:10:35] Um, you see not one, not two, three, four, five, you see 12.

[00:10:41] Where am I?

[00:10:44] You also see a small door at the bottom of this right in front of you at the bottom of

[00:10:48] the stairs.

[00:10:50] Small door?

[00:10:52] Like, noticeably small or just like?

[00:10:54] Like, it blends in really well, but you, I'm taking your perception into account.

[00:11:01] Okay.

[00:11:01] It blends in really well, but there is clear, there is a door that is.

[00:11:05] This is like, you know.

[00:11:07] Jerry the mouse small door?

[00:11:09] Or are we talking like?

[00:11:10] No, I mean most of the doors you've been going through are like large wooden thick door.

[00:11:14] This is very minimal.

[00:11:16] Thick.

[00:11:17] Okay.

[00:11:17] So what materials is it made out of?

[00:11:18] What kind of various spells do you have?

[00:11:21] So many.

[00:11:22] What would you like me to, what kind of effect are you looking for?

[00:11:26] Boom.

[00:11:26] Death.

[00:11:27] Death and destruction.

[00:11:28] Death predominantly.

[00:11:29] Let's see here.

[00:11:31] Oh.

[00:11:32] I think I have one more javelin.

[00:11:33] I think I'm going to get them all lined in a row.

[00:11:34] Let's see.

[00:11:36] I've got shatter, which is always a fun one.

[00:11:39] Not big enough.

[00:11:40] Thunder wave.

[00:11:41] Not big enough.

[00:11:42] You've got fireball here, huh?

[00:11:43] I've got multiple grenades.

[00:11:45] I've got fire bolts.

[00:11:47] I've got grenades.

[00:11:48] I like the grenade idea.

[00:11:51] The thing about a grenade is it never really matters if you hit your target.

[00:11:57] You just want to be close.

[00:11:58] In fairness.

[00:11:59] It's not that big of a space.

[00:12:01] They're pretty close together.

[00:12:03] There's that.

[00:12:04] I also have my breath weapon.

[00:12:06] So it spirals down.

[00:12:07] Does it spiral just into a room?

[00:12:09] Yeah, sort of.

[00:12:10] It's not like a full circle.

[00:12:11] I mean, it's sort of a bit of a spiral.

[00:12:13] Are we in a room or is there snow?

[00:12:16] It's an open air space.

[00:12:17] The bridge is above you.

[00:12:19] Okay.

[00:12:20] So are they near a ledge?

[00:12:21] No, no.

[00:12:22] They're in a space.

[00:12:23] The ledges would be above you.

[00:12:26] They're not on the edge of a cliff or anything.

[00:12:28] Okay.

[00:12:28] They're just inside of this.

[00:12:29] They're in a contained space.

[00:12:31] Yes.

[00:12:31] But there's no roof.

[00:12:33] The room.

[00:12:34] Let's see.

[00:12:40] It's about 30 by 10.

[00:12:42] It's kind of narrow.

[00:12:43] It's a little more narrow than it is wide.

[00:12:46] So they're in a 30 by 10 space.

[00:12:48] Yeah.

[00:12:49] And they have walls on three sides.

[00:12:52] Technically, four sides.

[00:12:54] It's.

[00:12:54] Yeah.

[00:12:55] That would be a room.

[00:12:56] Yes.

[00:12:57] But it's an open.

[00:12:58] It's an open.

[00:12:59] It's an open air room.

[00:13:01] That's what I'm saying.

[00:13:01] There's no ceiling above you.

[00:13:04] Above you is that bridge.

[00:13:06] It's a sun room.

[00:13:07] Underground.

[00:13:08] Yeah.

[00:13:09] It's a dark room.

[00:13:12] There are four walls.

[00:13:13] Does that mean we can't.

[00:13:15] That Flynn came through a door?

[00:13:19] What?

[00:13:19] No.

[00:13:20] Okay.

[00:13:23] It's surrounded by wall.

[00:13:25] It just has an open space above it.

[00:13:27] And then a door that seems to go out.

[00:13:31] You start some grenades.

[00:13:33] How many grenades you got?

[00:13:36] Jake.

[00:13:37] I've got four and each one of them does 2d6 of damage.

[00:13:40] Canetic.

[00:13:41] Small potatoes.

[00:13:43] I know.

[00:13:43] I need to find a way to boost them and check with the DM about what I can do.

[00:13:50] Can you stuff some caltrops in them?

[00:13:52] I do have caltrops.

[00:13:56] I have those too.

[00:14:00] You can drop a grenade as an action.

[00:14:03] Yeah.

[00:14:03] I can't.

[00:14:13] I can't.

[00:14:16] The adrenaline of lightning is 4d6.

[00:14:20] Yeah.

[00:14:20] But there's only really one target unless there's a line of people.

[00:14:23] Nope.

[00:14:23] It goes in a line.

[00:14:24] Well, yeah.

[00:14:25] They're not exactly in a line.

[00:14:28] I've.

[00:14:28] Are they.

[00:14:29] Are they points in a room that is 10 feet wide?

[00:14:33] Are they what?

[00:14:34] Are they points in a room.

[00:14:36] That is 10 feet wide?

[00:14:38] 30 feet long.

[00:14:38] I mean, I suppose it was just five foot squares scattered around this room.

[00:14:42] So yeah.

[00:14:42] So.

[00:14:44] You might be getting a few of them, but you'd also have to get down there without making noise.

[00:14:50] Shit.

[00:14:51] You mean throwing it from above?

[00:14:52] You're only going to hit one of them because you got to be able to get in a line.

[00:14:57] Where?

[00:14:58] So when I come to the end of the stairs, where's the door in relation to the sleeping

[00:15:02] Vormai?

[00:15:04] I mean, within five feet.

[00:15:06] There's one right.

[00:15:06] There's one right there.

[00:15:08] Okay.

[00:15:09] Well, you basically come up on like five feet in front of you.

[00:15:11] There's a sleeping Vormai right there.

[00:15:12] Okay.

[00:15:13] Where's the door?

[00:15:14] It would be on your left.

[00:15:16] I don't really want to draw this room.

[00:15:18] I mean, I can here.

[00:15:20] You are here.

[00:15:22] You are here.

[00:15:24] Door is there.

[00:15:25] Okay.

[00:15:26] Vormai or Phil are from basically here back throughout this room.

[00:15:31] So I have a pretty straightforward path.

[00:15:34] If you hug the wall, you could get to the door.

[00:15:36] Sure.

[00:15:36] Okay.

[00:15:37] I'm going to do that.

[00:15:38] Okay.

[00:15:42] Then I'm going to just kind of peer around the door.

[00:15:44] Fuck with it a little bit.

[00:15:46] Put my little cat paw in like they do when you're taking a shit.

[00:15:49] It does appear to be locked.

[00:15:51] Well, fuck this then.

[00:15:51] I go upstairs.

[00:15:53] Okay.

[00:15:55] Do you have silence?

[00:15:58] I do not.

[00:15:58] I do not.

[00:15:59] I do not have silence.

[00:16:01] That could be helpful.

[00:16:02] I could be helpful.

[00:16:03] You cast spells.

[00:16:04] Shit, yeah.

[00:16:05] You can't talk.

[00:16:06] What you do is meow.

[00:16:07] Yeah.

[00:16:08] It's my verbal.

[00:16:09] It doesn't say you have to talk.

[00:16:10] Meow.

[00:16:11] You have to make sound.

[00:16:12] A verbal somatic.

[00:16:13] Meow.

[00:16:15] Silence is actually a great call.

[00:16:16] It's just a flick of a tick.

[00:16:17] That is good.

[00:16:17] That's a real good one.

[00:16:18] That's good.

[00:16:19] Because then you could probably get away with coup de crossing every single one of them.

[00:16:24] Yeah.

[00:16:25] I don't know how coup de grace works in 5e.

[00:16:27] It's probably fucking late.

[00:16:28] It doesn't.

[00:16:29] It doesn't.

[00:16:29] We used it once in like the first game we played and I don't think we were supposed

[00:16:32] to.

[00:16:33] We used it on the frog people.

[00:16:34] Fuck wizards.

[00:16:36] Like, they're sleeping.

[00:16:37] I can slit their throats.

[00:16:39] But you could drop a bunch of grenades in there without making noise.

[00:16:43] Yeah, they would make no noise if they had silence on them.

[00:16:46] Or we could just go through, bust the door down, and go through it.

[00:16:51] I'm just trying to be creative and involve the narrative.

[00:16:53] I mean.

[00:16:54] Rage.

[00:16:55] Wake them up, you mean?

[00:16:56] Huh?

[00:16:57] And wake them up, you mean?

[00:16:58] If it's in a silence.

[00:16:59] Oh.

[00:17:01] How long does silence last?

[00:17:03] Is it long enough to slit all their throats?

[00:17:05] Is that concentration?

[00:17:07] Is that concentration?

[00:17:07] Yep.

[00:17:08] Okay.

[00:17:08] I thought so.

[00:17:09] 20 foot radius sphere.

[00:17:12] So if it's 10 by 30 space.

[00:17:17] It's most of the round.

[00:17:20] Would we be able to hit everybody?

[00:17:21] We might need to draw this room out.

[00:17:24] Okay.

[00:17:25] Interestingly enough, I have invisibility but not silence.

[00:17:30] I couldn't remember who it was, but yes, they have fun having it, so.

[00:17:33] Yeah.

[00:17:35] Although that does mean that we can make somebody who's both silent and invisible.

[00:17:43] 20 foot radius.

[00:17:46] I'm so bad at math.

[00:17:48] Is it, did I say 20 foot radius?

[00:17:51] That's what I thought you said.

[00:17:52] It might be.

[00:17:53] So that would be.

[00:17:55] Oh, that'd be the whole fucking room.

[00:17:56] Yeah, no.

[00:17:57] Let me just verify.

[00:17:58] Yeah, that would be the whole room.

[00:18:00] I'm pretty sure you said 20 foot radius, did you not?

[00:18:02] That's why when you were drawing it out, I'm like, why?

[00:18:06] Because he asked me to.

[00:18:10] Because it's 2 pi r, right?

[00:18:12] 20 foot radius.

[00:18:13] Yeah.

[00:18:13] Yep.

[00:18:14] So we're good.

[00:18:15] So you choose a point, 20 feet in all directions.

[00:18:19] Yeah.

[00:18:20] So you put it in the middle of the room.

[00:18:21] Yep.

[00:18:22] 2 pi r.

[00:18:24] Yeah, the room is essentially shaped like an egg with your door right here.

[00:18:28] And you see your spirits go up.

[00:18:30] And that bridge goes across.

[00:18:32] So what all conditions does silence imply, Flynn?

[00:18:37] Well...

[00:18:39] There's no noise.

[00:18:41] That's pretty much what you're looking for.

[00:18:44] Immune to thunder damage.

[00:18:45] Creatures are deafened while entirely incited.

[00:18:48] Casting a spell that includes a verbal component is impossible there.

[00:18:53] So they would be unconscious, which means they're incapacitated.

[00:19:00] Attack rolls have advantage and any attack is automatically a crit.

[00:19:09] Oh, wait.

[00:19:10] I mean, we get...

[00:19:13] Yeah.

[00:19:14] I was reading the wrong scale for grenades.

[00:19:16] It's 5d6 fire damage, not 2d6.

[00:19:21] Oh.

[00:19:22] Wrong stat block.

[00:19:23] Silence is still applicable.

[00:19:26] Yeah.

[00:19:26] Oh, yeah.

[00:19:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:19:27] How many grenades you got?

[00:19:29] Four.

[00:19:30] I haven't made any more yet.

[00:19:31] One, two...

[00:19:33] How many would you like to use?

[00:19:35] I can make more later.

[00:19:37] I just need to get the materials.

[00:19:38] I just haven't been able to because we've been in the middle of the fucking cave.

[00:19:42] I can bat one.

[00:19:44] Each one does 5d6 fire damage in a 10-foot radius from where it explodes.

[00:19:51] So that's 10...

[00:19:53] 10-foot radius.

[00:19:53] And it's a 10-foot radius?

[00:19:55] Per grenade.

[00:19:56] That means you only need two to cover the room.

[00:20:00] I mean, what if we roll ones and twos?

[00:20:03] Then you got everybody woken up.

[00:20:05] No, you won't because they're silenced.

[00:20:07] Well, they feel pain and they're gonna wake up and look around and be like, I'm on fire.

[00:20:11] Yeah, but you're...

[00:20:13] There are assholes here.

[00:20:14] You're gonna hit most of them.

[00:20:15] Yeah, but maybe for four damage or five damage.

[00:20:18] I will give you guys all the grenades and I'm gonna go back upstairs.

[00:20:22] Even a grenade?

[00:20:25] They're incapacitated.

[00:20:26] I do not want to be around when this goes around.

[00:20:29] Each roll would have advantage.

[00:20:33] All attack rolls, not just melee?

[00:20:36] But they're prone and it's ranged so it's an even throw.

[00:20:40] Yeah, it's disadvantage.

[00:20:40] Any attack...

[00:20:42] Well, I agree.

[00:20:43] Yeah, prone ranged is disadvantage.

[00:20:45] But it's not actually a ranged attack.

[00:20:47] I mean, it's a ranged attack, but the grenade hits...

[00:20:49] It's considered, per the rules, it's considered a ranged attack.

[00:20:52] But an arrow doesn't hit the ground, a grenade does.

[00:20:57] Depends on how bad you are at shooting arrows.

[00:21:00] Well, fair.

[00:21:01] No, what I'm saying is like...

[00:21:03] My argument there would be yes, a ranged attack.

[00:21:06] If we were shooting them from across the room, 100% agree.

[00:21:08] They should get cover because they're laying down.

[00:21:10] We're hucking something in with the intention of it landing on the ground.

[00:21:13] It's the same as being beside them.

[00:21:16] That'd be my argument, but it's the same thing.

[00:21:20] Unless it's a...

[00:21:20] How big is the radius on that explosion?

[00:21:23] The explosion is a 10-foot radius from the point of the grenade.

[00:21:29] Okay, yeah, you guys would be...

[00:21:31] If you guys lined up on that bridge, you would be higher than that radius.

[00:21:35] So you would be fine in terms of...

[00:21:37] Yeah, no, I'm not worried about hurting us.

[00:21:39] I'm worried about...

[00:21:39] I was trying to see how tall the room was.

[00:21:42] Yeah, just bat it off the bridge.

[00:21:43] You can throw them between 30 to 60 feet.

[00:21:46] 30 is the base, but to increase it, you would have to go your strength modifier times 5.

[00:21:53] So, alright.

[00:21:54] So it's a 30 to 60-foot range for the grenades.

[00:21:57] You can't throw them any closer.

[00:21:58] We're not throwing them or dropping them.

[00:22:00] If this is the plan, I'll have you all roll damage for it.

[00:22:04] Take off a spell slot for silence.

[00:22:06] I assume that's what it costs.

[00:22:08] A key point, thank you.

[00:22:10] Oh, sorry, whatever.

[00:22:11] No, no, no, no, you heard the man.

[00:22:13] You tick off your spell slot.

[00:22:15] Oh!

[00:22:15] You tick off your spell slot.

[00:22:17] Okay.

[00:22:18] Ooh, I'm ticking off my spell slot!

[00:22:22] What will I do without that spell slot as a monk?

[00:22:24] So you cast spells off key points?

[00:22:25] Yeah.

[00:22:26] Interesting.

[00:22:27] Alright, so you tick off your key point.

[00:22:28] Room is now silent.

[00:22:29] You guys can drop all four, roll damage, and we'll just calculate the damage.

[00:22:33] And I'll add it to everyone in the room.

[00:22:36] Rolling as a crit?

[00:22:38] I don't think we should do that.

[00:22:40] Alright.

[00:22:43] The room is silence.

[00:22:44] We have a much higher chance of just going in there and stabbing.

[00:22:49] For fun.

[00:22:50] That's why we're doing it.

[00:22:52] To have fun.

[00:22:52] I've been sitting on these grenades this entire session, basically, and they finally

[00:22:56] have a chance to use it.

[00:22:58] Yeah, but...

[00:22:59] And Flynn and Cody finally have a chance to use the grenades I've been sitting on this

[00:23:03] whole time.

[00:23:04] He has been very stingy with his grenades.

[00:23:06] You don't have to drop a grenade.

[00:23:07] What do you want to do?

[00:23:10] I just want to sit back and watch them have fun with it.

[00:23:13] And now I have to go make more grenades.

[00:23:16] If one lands too close to you, yell up at us, hey guys, that one was too close!

[00:23:20] And we won't throw the next one there.

[00:23:23] I'm just going to hang out back in the other room.

[00:23:25] So are we rolling as a crit?

[00:23:26] Yeah, that's Lucas.

[00:23:29] Uh...

[00:23:30] Yeah, it is a crit.

[00:23:31] I mean, you're not...

[00:23:33] He's right.

[00:23:33] You're not technically trying to throw it in a specific spot.

[00:23:36] You're just dropping it from above.

[00:23:37] Is that what it is in D6?

[00:23:39] Yeah.

[00:23:39] Sure.

[00:23:40] I D6.

[00:23:41] It should be double.

[00:23:42] Well, it's double for crit.

[00:23:43] It's a crit, it's double.

[00:23:44] Oh Jesus.

[00:23:45] Making this shit up now.

[00:23:55] He said he wanted out of this dungeon.

[00:23:57] This is a fast way out of this dungeon.

[00:24:02] I have my number.

[00:24:13] I did okay.

[00:24:14] Under par, but I did okay.

[00:24:15] I did pretty well.

[00:24:19] What's your total?

[00:24:20] I got 25.

[00:24:23] 41.

[00:24:24] Nice!

[00:24:27] I didn't throw mine.

[00:24:28] I'm sure they have enough.

[00:24:30] 22.

[00:24:30] Hold up on mine.

[00:24:31] Coward.

[00:24:33] They're all gonna be awake and pissed.

[00:24:37] And that's why I'm holding on to mine.

[00:24:39] What kind of grenades are they?

[00:24:40] They have fire damage.

[00:24:42] They're all fire resistant.

[00:24:43] That one would've made the fucking difference.

[00:24:44] No.

[00:24:45] They can't hear it, but they can feel that heat.

[00:24:48] And six of them actually stir awake while the others are all singed to nothing but ash.

[00:24:54] See?

[00:24:55] Ahem!

[00:24:57] You do see movement going.

[00:24:59] And they're, you know, you can't hear them, but they're probably likely coughing and trying

[00:25:03] to figure out what the hell's going on, talking to each other.

[00:25:06] It's very smoky, so they probably can't see you above.

[00:25:08] They're just gonna die asphyxiation.

[00:25:10] Oh my god.

[00:25:10] Drop your guide.

[00:25:11] Jump off the bridge.

[00:25:13] Yeah.

[00:25:14] I don't know how far the fall is, but yeah.

[00:25:16] It's about a 20 foot drive.

[00:25:17] How many more are alive?

[00:25:19] Did you say?

[00:25:20] Six.

[00:25:20] So you get the first 10 feet for free, so most is a D6.

[00:25:22] They would no longer be in like one confined space.

[00:25:25] Now we're playing some-

[00:25:25] Now you're talking about six people scattered around the room.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:28] Fucking games!

[00:25:29] How many rages I got left?

[00:25:30] No.

[00:25:32] All of them.

[00:25:33] Yeah, I mean...

[00:25:34] I probably actually-

[00:25:36] No, we just rested.

[00:25:37] We did just rest.

[00:25:37] I'm trying to think if I've raged since then.

[00:25:39] I'm gonna look at my character sheet.

[00:25:41] Because I took a fuck ton of damage.

[00:25:42] I guess that means roll initiative now.

[00:25:44] I don't think you did because you grappled the-

[00:25:48] I did.

[00:25:48] A lot.

[00:25:50] Because I just ran in and grabbed him to try to prevent him from casting spells, didn't I?

[00:25:53] Yeah.

[00:25:54] Uh, I will absolutely rage and jump off the bridge.

[00:25:58] I jump on his shoulders.

[00:26:01] Meow.

[00:26:01] I ride him.

[00:26:03] There's one of two ways he could have done this.

[00:26:07] One of them is gonna be okay for us.

[00:26:10] The other one, this was probably a terrible idea.

[00:26:13] If he just counted it like sleep where he just did total hit die,

[00:26:17] when we killed half of them, that means he's half at full health.

[00:26:21] Ooh.

[00:26:22] Kind of depends on how he did math.

[00:26:24] That's the simple way to do it, which is what I'm guessing.

[00:26:26] I added up all of their, all of their hit points, subtracted what you did, divided it by the amount that there should have been there.

[00:26:33] And you ended up with six left alive.

[00:26:36] I don't feel like that is how that works.

[00:26:39] Like if you...

[00:26:41] The total hit points is like 192.

[00:26:43] You guys did, what was it, 60 something?

[00:26:45] But like if I cast fireball and I deal 20 damage, you don't each take 10.

[00:26:51] Right?

[00:26:51] Right.

[00:26:52] Yeah, I'm just trying to make you fight something.

[00:26:54] I don't want to.

[00:26:56] We did that so we didn't have to.

[00:26:57] So we don't get rewarded for being clever.

[00:26:59] That's fun.

[00:26:59] No, you were awarded.

[00:27:01] You killed half of them.

[00:27:02] Rage.

[00:27:03] Okay, I'm fine.

[00:27:05] And Flynn's mad at me for holding off on that last grenade.

[00:27:07] I am.

[00:27:08] I know you are.

[00:27:09] I know you are.

[00:27:12] I stand by what I chose.

[00:27:14] I put you all on the bridge.

[00:27:15] I knew that they all wouldn't have taken all that damage because the grenades would have

[00:27:18] hit in different ways.

[00:27:19] I get that.

[00:27:20] That's why I wanted to draw it out.

[00:27:21] And we were going to plot it so that it perfectly...

[00:27:24] Well, it started the draw.

[00:27:24] He said just drop grenades.

[00:27:25] Yeah, slag it.

[00:27:26] Grady, you doomed us.

[00:27:27] I thought we were dropping four.

[00:27:28] Roll initiative.

[00:27:30] Four would have done it.

[00:27:32] No, no, they don't know we're there.

[00:27:34] Flynn and I land like fucking silently.

[00:27:36] Oh yeah, we do.

[00:27:37] We land 100% silently.

[00:27:39] Sneak attack?

[00:27:40] That was your sneak attack.

[00:27:42] Oh.

[00:27:43] I mean, trust me.

[00:27:44] When they suddenly exploded awake, they don't have weapons.

[00:27:48] They're not wearing armor.

[00:27:49] It's silent.

[00:27:50] It's silent.

[00:27:51] And then we land like fucking Batman and Robin beside them in the smoke filled room.

[00:27:59] We are kind of embracing the inner hero here, aren't we?

[00:28:03] Let's do initiatives first.

[00:28:05] I want to be fucking Batman.

[00:28:07] Have you seen the Titans TV show when Robin shows up and just starts like fucking brutalizing

[00:28:11] guys?

[00:28:11] That's what's about to happen.

[00:28:12] And then this is where I roll the shit roll.

[00:28:15] Next time we get to a town, I'll make sure everybody has their own grenades so you guys

[00:28:19] don't have to complain later.

[00:28:21] I will still.

[00:28:23] I know you will, Flynn.

[00:28:25] I know.

[00:28:26] Cody, what's your niche?

[00:28:27] 16.

[00:28:28] You would have double digits.

[00:28:30] I know.

[00:28:32] Try.

[00:28:33] Well, I did your kind of math.

[00:28:34] That's how I got to 16.

[00:28:35] Flynn?

[00:28:36] 17.

[00:28:38] 18.

[00:28:38] Oh.

[00:28:40] I rolled a 19.

[00:28:42] Oh my God.

[00:28:44] This is going to be Vormai.

[00:28:50] Stop.

[00:28:54] Troy for the last time.

[00:28:55] That got picked up on the mics.

[00:28:57] Nice.

[00:28:57] Nice.

[00:28:58] See you right there.

[00:29:01] Um, at this point, the, I mean, on this turn, the Vormai have no idea what's going on.

[00:29:05] So.

[00:29:05] Yeah.

[00:29:06] No shit.

[00:29:06] Alex, it is your turn.

[00:29:08] I just put you guys all on the bridge.

[00:29:09] Uh, 20 feet above them.

[00:29:11] Where am I?

[00:29:12] Um, in this clutch.

[00:29:14] I don't know, are you silver or gold, whichever one?

[00:29:15] I can't remember which one I gave you.

[00:29:17] Wait, you put us on the bridge?

[00:29:18] I assume that's where you're throwing us.

[00:29:20] Yeah, yeah, no, but I mean, you put us in the room, so that's why I was confused.

[00:29:23] Yeah, you're on, you're on top of a bridge right here.

[00:29:25] Above the room?

[00:29:26] That's why you're in a line.

[00:29:26] You're at, you're 20 feet above them.

[00:29:28] I'm kind of confused where this room is now.

[00:29:30] Below you.

[00:29:31] I appreciate that.

[00:29:33] I think the bridge goes directly over the room, so they're half on one side, half on

[00:29:38] the other.

[00:29:38] Yeah.

[00:29:39] Thank you for the context.

[00:29:40] You're welcome.

[00:29:41] I appreciate that.

[00:29:41] Don't ask me how a 10 foot wide bridge is half over one half of a room and half over

[00:29:45] another, unless maybe they're at, they're perpendicular to each other, I guess.

[00:29:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:29:49] So you have like a 10 foot.

[00:29:51] The bridge bisects it.

[00:29:53] Right, but it, a rectangle has different sides, so it could bisect it on the long arms and

[00:29:58] the short arms.

[00:29:58] Well, that's just how it's drawn on the book.

[00:30:01] This is how the ledge goes this way.

[00:30:03] What would you like to do, Alex?

[00:30:06] Uh.

[00:30:07] I swear to God if he throws his grenade down, I'm gonna be real annoyed.

[00:30:10] Oh, I was supposed to throw this.

[00:30:11] No, no, no, no.

[00:30:12] He looks and he goes, oh shit, and drops it.

[00:30:16] Could be fun, but no.

[00:30:18] Through the pen, not the grenade.

[00:30:21] Uh.

[00:30:22] Worst grenade ever.

[00:30:26] I'm gonna guess I'm gold this evening.

[00:30:29] Troy, which color were you?

[00:30:31] I don't remember.

[00:30:32] Doesn't matter.

[00:30:33] Doesn't matter.

[00:30:34] Go with gold.

[00:30:34] You go.

[00:30:34] I'll be, I'll be gold tonight.

[00:30:36] Uh, I'm gonna use my bonus action to pin green with hunter's mark.

[00:30:40] Okay.

[00:30:41] And then I will fire on this bastard.

[00:30:46] Go for it.

[00:30:48] Does 19 hit?

[00:30:50] Yeah.

[00:30:51] Seven points of damage for that one.

[00:30:52] And then I'm gonna fire again.

[00:30:54] Okay.

[00:30:56] Okay.

[00:30:57] Oh.

[00:30:59] I'm guessing 12 doesn't hit.

[00:31:04] Does not.

[00:31:05] And that's my turn.

[00:31:06] I could argue for some more stuff, but Luke's has already given us quite a good already.

[00:31:09] So I feel that would be a little bit unfair.

[00:31:12] He's given us nothing.

[00:31:13] He's taken everything.

[00:31:14] It's your turn, Flick.

[00:31:15] He has taken our sense of reason and logic and several hours.

[00:31:18] So did initiative start when we were careening through the air?

[00:31:22] A beautiful duo?

[00:31:23] He put his back up.

[00:31:23] Ugh.

[00:31:24] Now you can jump on.

[00:31:25] You can delay your action if you want to be a beautiful duo or you can jump yourself.

[00:31:29] Can I delay my action to jump on his back?

[00:31:31] Sure.

[00:31:31] Your action is to jump on his back.

[00:31:33] No.

[00:31:34] No, I want my whole turn.

[00:31:40] It's a climb action.

[00:31:42] Fuck it.

[00:31:43] I jump in.

[00:31:44] On to or near where?

[00:31:46] Uh, scoot me over to the blue guy.

[00:31:50] Which blue?

[00:31:50] Uh, the dark blue.

[00:31:51] Teal.

[00:31:52] Yeah, teal.

[00:31:52] I will go teal.

[00:31:53] I will go teal.

[00:31:54] Light blue, dark blue, teal.

[00:31:56] Um, then I will give him the old business.

[00:31:58] Give him the business.

[00:32:00] Delay.

[00:32:00] You can delay to permanently change, I think.

[00:32:02] Or didn't, no, that was previous editions.

[00:32:04] 18?

[00:32:05] Yes.

[00:32:07] Go ahead and roll another.

[00:32:10] Ooh, that's only a 12.

[00:32:13] Very sad.

[00:32:14] Hate to say it.

[00:32:17] That is 12 damage.

[00:32:21] No shit.

[00:32:22] And then...

[00:32:23] Big hit.

[00:32:27] How's this guy looking?

[00:32:28] Is he singed?

[00:32:29] Is he, did he escape the...

[00:32:31] Yeah, he's got some burn marks for sure.

[00:32:32] Okay.

[00:32:33] Um...

[00:32:33] They're not at full health.

[00:32:34] Yeah.

[00:32:36] I'm getting the business again.

[00:32:39] Bonus action.

[00:32:40] Ugh.

[00:32:41] It's nat one.

[00:32:43] Bummer.

[00:32:43] Hate to see it.

[00:32:45] I don't mind it.

[00:32:47] Goody.

[00:32:49] My turn?

[00:32:50] Uh, rage.

[00:32:52] Done.

[00:32:53] I jump off the ledge.

[00:32:54] Two.

[00:32:57] Uh...

[00:32:58] You shot over there.

[00:32:59] He jumped over there.

[00:33:01] I'll jump into that pile of three.

[00:33:05] Is it a pile of three or four?

[00:33:06] It's four if you want in the middle.

[00:33:08] Ooh.

[00:33:08] Nice.

[00:33:10] I can't believe I'm surrounded.

[00:33:12] Green got hit.

[00:33:13] The other three, I mean they're burnt.

[00:33:15] They're a little burnt, but...

[00:33:16] Yeah.

[00:33:17] But I saw him hit green, so I'm gonna go ahead and hit green.

[00:33:23] Uh...

[00:33:26] Uh...

[00:33:26] Probably not a hit.

[00:33:28] That's a ten.

[00:33:29] That is a miss.

[00:33:30] Okay.

[00:33:31] You just got the one hit.

[00:33:33] You didn't allow me to rage and jump off.

[00:33:35] That's why I said I wanted to do that, so I don't get two attacks, because it's a bonus

[00:33:38] action, and I've already used it.

[00:33:40] Gotcha, gotcha.

[00:33:41] Uh, Troy?

[00:33:44] Strangely at the bottom of the order.

[00:33:47] I will go for the brown guy.

[00:33:51] Are you jumping on the bridge?

[00:33:53] Yes.

[00:33:53] Okay.

[00:33:54] Yeah.

[00:33:54] Yeah.

[00:33:55] I'm gonna put you between those two.

[00:33:57] Yeah.

[00:34:04] Uh...

[00:34:04] It's a 16...

[00:34:06] That was it?

[00:34:07] Okay.

[00:34:07] So, technically...

[00:34:08] I like to imagine that this is a little bit like Tim Burton's Batman, we just descend through

[00:34:12] the fucking smoke.

[00:34:13] Yeah.

[00:34:15] The one across the way is going...

[00:34:22] Um, for...

[00:34:23] I forget what I'm adding.

[00:34:27] For...

[00:34:28] Seven...

[00:34:28] No.

[00:34:29] 16 damage.

[00:34:31] Nice.

[00:34:31] He dropped.

[00:34:33] Get dead.

[00:34:34] Always.

[00:34:35] Uh, go for the pink one.

[00:34:37] That's a high roll.

[00:34:41] What's the total?

[00:34:42] 20.

[00:34:43] Yeah.

[00:34:43] It's a shit damage, though.

[00:34:45] Huh?

[00:34:45] That one?

[00:34:46] Yeah, it's one.

[00:34:46] Yeah.

[00:34:47] Uh, for seven damage.

[00:34:49] It's pink.

[00:34:50] Okay.

[00:34:53] Cool.

[00:34:54] Those remaining...

[00:34:55] How does a fish guy jump off a bridge?

[00:34:59] He dives.

[00:35:00] With two feet?

[00:35:01] Yeah.

[00:35:02] Okay.

[00:35:02] Scaries.

[00:35:03] Can you look...

[00:35:04] How's anybody drawing a bridge?

[00:35:05] Like fish men.

[00:35:07] I don't know, I was hoping that like there was a...

[00:35:09] I don't know, maybe you did a little flipper, uh, cry and...

[00:35:14] Articulate and gyrate through the air.

[00:35:18] Salmon spawn kind of thing.

[00:35:20] No, we did not do that.

[00:35:22] Teal will attack the cat.

[00:35:24] Two claws.

[00:35:25] It's a nat one on the first hit.

[00:35:29] Uh, I don't know if that would hit you.

[00:35:30] Probably not.

[00:35:32] I would presume not.

[00:35:34] That is a...

[00:35:35] 19 to hit.

[00:35:37] It hits me.

[00:35:39] All right.

[00:35:42] Um...

[00:35:42] 56.

[00:35:45] Shit damage.

[00:35:49] Four slashing.

[00:35:51] Okay.

[00:35:53] Um...

[00:35:54] Um...

[00:35:55] Light blue will walk up behind the cat.

[00:36:02] Single digit on that one.

[00:36:05] Leaving a lower one, so light blue misses.

[00:36:08] Pink will swing on fish man.

[00:36:14] That is an 18 to hit.

[00:36:16] Nope.

[00:36:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:21] And another miss.

[00:36:24] Uh...

[00:36:25] Regular blue will attack the ghoul.

[00:36:29] No!

[00:36:29] 14 misses, I'm assuming?

[00:36:31] Uh, I'm pretty sure.

[00:36:33] No, you're raging, not reckless attacking, right?

[00:36:37] Uh, correct.

[00:36:39] 14.

[00:36:40] 14 miss?

[00:36:42] Yes.

[00:36:42] Okay.

[00:36:43] Second attack.

[00:36:45] Is that another net one?

[00:36:47] Uh, yeah, sure it is.

[00:36:50] Uh, green.

[00:36:51] Poops his pants.

[00:36:53] Green will attack the ghoul.

[00:36:55] Negative.

[00:36:56] Missed that one.

[00:36:59] Two twos.

[00:37:00] Fuck that die.

[00:37:00] Back to the, uh, next person, which I believe was, uh...

[00:37:06] Alex.

[00:37:06] Yo.

[00:37:09] Uh...

[00:37:09] Fire on green again.

[00:37:11] Go for it.

[00:37:12] Go Tim!

[00:37:15] 22.

[00:37:16] Definitely hits.

[00:37:19] There's 12.

[00:37:24] For 12 damage.

[00:37:26] Dirty!

[00:37:26] And since it still has the, uh, hunter's mark on it...

[00:37:29] He's super dead.

[00:37:30] Oh.

[00:37:30] Well then, as my bonus action, I shift it over to...

[00:37:37] Light blue.

[00:37:38] Light blue.

[00:37:40] Fire at that one.

[00:37:41] Okay.

[00:37:44] Okay.

[00:37:45] No.

[00:37:45] Nope.

[00:37:46] Not on a single digit there, bud.

[00:37:48] Not at all.

[00:37:49] All right.

[00:37:51] We attacking...

[00:37:52] Teal!

[00:37:53] Okay.

[00:37:54] Green's dead.

[00:37:55] Oh, sorry.

[00:37:56] Yep, just making sure you're keeping track of that.

[00:37:58] He's a rabbit.

[00:37:58] He gets back up again.

[00:38:00] 24.

[00:38:01] Yes.

[00:38:01] Yeah!

[00:38:03] Eight damage.

[00:38:07] He drops.

[00:38:08] All right.

[00:38:09] Turn on light blue.

[00:38:12] Get into business.

[00:38:14] Oh, baby.

[00:38:15] 28.

[00:38:16] Yep.

[00:38:19] Nine damage.

[00:38:21] Still up.

[00:38:22] Get into business again.

[00:38:24] Do they have natural armor?

[00:38:26] Yeah.

[00:38:26] Okay.

[00:38:27] Just curious.

[00:38:30] 24.

[00:38:31] Yep.

[00:38:32] Business.

[00:38:34] Low business.

[00:38:35] Seven.

[00:38:36] Seven damage.

[00:38:37] Business is almost closed.

[00:38:39] Coffee pots are on a real low.

[00:38:40] Because they're all burnt up, that is enough to kill them.

[00:38:43] They have no business anyway.

[00:38:44] Yep.

[00:38:45] All right.

[00:38:47] Uh...

[00:38:47] Cody.

[00:38:48] Now I will recklessly attack the blue one.

[00:38:50] Do it.

[00:38:56] That's uh...

[00:39:00] 18 to hit?

[00:39:03] Uh, yeah, hang on a second.

[00:39:04] I failed to do something earlier.

[00:39:06] I did hit you earlier, right?

[00:39:07] Mm-hmm.

[00:39:08] Science is concentration?

[00:39:10] It is.

[00:39:11] Yeah, so you should have rolled for concentration on that.

[00:39:13] Sorry.

[00:39:18] 13.

[00:39:19] Okay.

[00:39:19] So it's still sound.

[00:39:20] Sorry, go ahead.

[00:39:21] 18.

[00:39:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:39:28] Uh, nine damage.

[00:39:29] Mm-hmm.

[00:39:30] Still standing.

[00:39:32] Swing on him again.

[00:39:35] Whoa.

[00:39:37] That's like a 14 to hit.

[00:39:39] It still hits.

[00:39:40] Oh.

[00:39:40] Alrighty.

[00:39:40] I will take it.

[00:39:42] That's another eight damage.

[00:39:43] It dies.

[00:39:44] No, you're fine.

[00:39:45] Uh, Troy.

[00:39:47] Yes.

[00:39:48] Let's see if you can take out the last one.

[00:39:51] Sure.

[00:39:56] The higher roll than that.

[00:39:58] Shut your fucking mouth.

[00:39:59] Maybe that's 16.

[00:40:00] It does.

[00:40:01] Yeah.

[00:40:02] What is your plus?

[00:40:03] Eight.

[00:40:04] Jesus Christ.

[00:40:06] Four strength, three proficiency, plus one for the magical weapon.

[00:40:11] God damn it.

[00:40:13] Six damage.

[00:40:14] That's enough.

[00:40:15] You already hit him once.

[00:40:19] And the room go...

[00:40:21] Continues to go silent.

[00:40:24] I fart because no one can hear it.

[00:40:26] You all smell cat fart.

[00:40:28] Ha!

[00:40:29] Very easy to pick out.

[00:40:31] I punt the cat.

[00:40:31] You're like,

[00:40:32] Man, these bodies really reek when they die.

[00:40:35] Weird.

[00:40:36] It's that burning hair and you know.

[00:40:38] So they say in the sentence, no, no, no.

[00:40:39] You know he's not dead.

[00:40:40] He could not be dead yet.

[00:40:41] He hasn't shit himself yet.

[00:40:44] Uh, you will find on one of them a small key that would fit that door.

[00:40:47] Ha!

[00:40:47] Thank God it didn't get vaporized.

[00:40:50] Otherwise they don't have anything on them.

[00:40:51] They're just claw attacking.

[00:40:53] They have no weapons.

[00:40:57] Walk down the stairs instead of jumping off the bridge and grab that key.

[00:41:01] How big is this door?

[00:41:03] This is a standard size, like...

[00:41:05] Door size.

[00:41:06] Door.

[00:41:07] Like other doors, like I said, have been tall and thick wood.

[00:41:10] This is just like...

[00:41:12] Normal door.

[00:41:13] He said thick wood.

[00:41:16] Like it's clearly meant to blend in.

[00:41:19] And it is like...

[00:41:20] It's painted gray.

[00:41:21] Like it looks like rock, but you can tell that it's a wooden door.

[00:41:24] Because of your perception check.

[00:41:26] They consider it a secret door.

[00:41:28] But you hit the perception.

[00:41:30] Nothing else on these fools?

[00:41:32] No, these guys had nothing on them.

[00:41:33] They were claw claw.

[00:41:34] No armor.

[00:41:37] Now they're all dead.

[00:41:40] What else?

[00:41:43] Someone with opposable thumbs want to unlock the door.

[00:41:45] I'll unlock the secret door that we know.

[00:41:49] Are you keeping silence on?

[00:41:52] Yes.

[00:41:53] Just asking.

[00:41:56] I thought it would be great as if there was something behind that door that now we can't hear.

[00:42:03] Just thought I'd ask.

[00:42:06] Continuing with the Acme theme, like you open a little door and a fucking train comes out.

[00:42:12] You see a bright white light.

[00:42:14] What?

[00:42:17] The players hear a...

[00:42:19] Nope.

[00:42:20] You see a bright white light.

[00:42:23] What?

[00:42:24] I slowly open the door and take a look inside.

[00:42:28] This is what they call the lower canyon.

[00:42:31] Didn't you see this already?

[00:42:35] Two natural stone bridges arc over the section of the lower canyon.

[00:42:39] An archway flanked by bas-relief pillars.

[00:42:42] Empty and black in the eastern wall.

[00:42:46] That is the description you get.

[00:42:48] We've seen the other end of this, haven't we?

[00:42:51] Uh...

[00:42:52] You look around and you're kind of like,

[00:42:54] oh, I think I stood up there at one point and maybe up there at one point.

[00:42:57] So yeah, you've kind of seen it, but you've never been down here.

[00:43:01] Uh...

[00:43:01] Something ceremonial, something decorative, something protected, just deeper into a labyrinth of...

[00:43:14] Um...

[00:43:15] So when you step out through this, again, they call it a secret door.

[00:43:18] Um...

[00:43:19] It's actually harder to see from the other side.

[00:43:22] Um...

[00:43:24] So to your left, it sort of goes up to a wide cliff face that goes about 20 to 30 feet up,

[00:43:31] that you could have climbed up, or could have climbed down at one point.

[00:43:36] Um...

[00:43:36] To your right, it seems to arc around a big stone wall, so you're not really sure what's over there.

[00:43:42] You do see a little up to your right, um...

[00:43:46] About a five-foot hole that a giant boulder is sticking in.

[00:43:51] So you know what that trap would have been.

[00:43:54] Um...

[00:43:55] And then to your immediate right, which would be more south,

[00:44:00] um...

[00:44:00] It does seem to continue on further somewhere south.

[00:44:04] You're unsure where.

[00:44:06] Let's find out. We go south!

[00:44:10] Uh...

[00:44:10] You all take a step out here.

[00:44:12] And die.

[00:44:13] And, um...

[00:44:14] You hear a shriek.

[00:44:17] And a whoosh, whoosh sound of wings.

[00:44:21] Back into the silence!

[00:44:23] Yeah.

[00:44:25] And, uh, hovering above you, you see, um...

[00:44:28] A sort of dragon-like creature with a vorm-eye shaman sitting on its back.

[00:44:33] Uh-oh!

[00:44:34] Get back in the room!

[00:44:37] Um...

[00:44:38] It does speak Aklo, so some of you might understand what it says.

[00:44:41] Meow.

[00:44:41] A couple of you understand what it says.

[00:44:44] Um...

[00:44:45] Something to the effect of, you know...

[00:44:48] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[00:44:51] Something like that.

[00:44:52] Meow, meow, meow, meow.

[00:44:53] For sure.

[00:44:54] Something to the effect of, um...

[00:44:56] You know...

[00:44:57] Your...

[00:44:58] Your time here has not gone unnoticed.

[00:45:00] And, uh...

[00:45:01] You will not leave this cavern.

[00:45:03] I hope someone noticed that we killed literally everyone!

[00:45:08] The real question is, is where has this guy been hiding?

[00:45:13] Um...

[00:45:13] I mean...

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:15] You wanna talk to him and ask?

[00:45:16] No, I'd rather go back into the room that he can't get his dragon into.

[00:45:20] That's true.

[00:45:21] Roll a new initiative.

[00:45:30] Thank you all for listening.

[00:45:36] The Big Sleep was written by Sandy Peterson and Jonah Baumgars.

[00:45:46] Music by Ian Shannon.

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