Sandy Petersen's Cthulhu Mythos - The Big Sleep 41

[00:00:35] The guard who brings you in, kind of gets her attention and says, this is my queen, the individuals you requested.

[00:01:37] Esther, welcome to our life. I don't think I was requested, but happy to be here. You're with the group. Yes. The cats are still with me. There are like 16. This is a goddamn menagerie of bullshit following me along. Two ducks. One of the gentlemen that stands with her is dressed like one of the winged lancers that approach you along the way.

[00:02:04] The other is dressed a little nicer, but similarly with that sort of padded armor that the first person that pulled you out of the crowd here in the city is wearing. I point at the winged lancer. He just looks at you. Your guards suck. He just kind of looks at the queen and shrugs. Like, I don't know.

[00:02:34] I look at Harold the Herald. Mercenaries. We're mercenaries. Come to save. And I look at the queen. Your asses. And she just sort of looks at the advisors and smiles and says, good. I stroll up. Is queen and I going to be friends?

[00:02:59] What you see on the table is a map of Yetive and Axfain. There are almost like pawns from a chess board in various areas and different colors as well as frog shaped carved pieces in different areas. Kind of just spread around the map.

[00:03:24] Maybe if they spent less time carving, you know, aesthetically appropriate. Aesthetically on this as the walls are coming down. Maybe you should go build a goddamn redoubt. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe train some people on how to use a pike. Alliance. Trebuchet. Fucking trebuchet. Hmm. Can we notice anything fascinating about their battle plan? It seems chaotic. Like, there is no plan.

[00:03:55] It just seems like there's just, there are pieces laid out across this map. Like, they have no idea where to go. Or where to begin. But the queen will kind of call you over. And she says, I need to know everything you know about Axfain, Rada Vaz, and what's happening. I point to the mountain.

[00:04:25] We can't tell you really what's happening. We can tell you what happened. Begin there. Giant frog monster destroyed everything. It's Bo Krug. Both are accurate statements. My cat ran away. This is way more important than any of the other things. She says, disturbing. But we've kind of sussed that out. We found him. It's okay. Did we?

[00:04:55] I know where he is. Also, there's a giant wave of death heading this way. In what way? Oh, abominations flying and crawling over the mountain. The point that I was pointing at, I now hammer harder on the table. She says, she kind of looks to her advisor and says, this pass may be useful then. Useful for you. She moves a pawn on top of the Vormitin Horn. Which is the mountain you came through.

[00:05:27] I mean, there were weird portals and all this stuff. She says, is this area still well defended or did you clear it? I take one nail and I push the pawn over. Is it well defended? Are there people still inside? I mean, yeah, no. One on the fridge if you need one, Flynn. Oh, you got it. We pretty much killed everything that was in the mountain. But there's a bunch of stuff still coming towards the mountain.

[00:05:57] We shattered some magic shit too, didn't we? And opened the doors for giants to come in. Is that the same place? Yeah. She kind of, she literally just goes, hmm. And she grabs two more pawns and adds them to that area. What are they sculpted like? They're just general. Dildos? Yeah, sure. Big dicks. She's improvising. She had to get it from her own collection. Oh, that one must be the general.

[00:06:27] She says. Absolutely one called the general. If you Googled it, I bet. She says. What are the other areas of Axe Fane? Harado Vaz. What's his fate? I just told you. Harado Vaz is nothing. And the king? I think he's dead as dead. M.I.A. It's been a minute. What happened there? I don't know.

[00:06:56] What's your passive perceptions? I'm a barbarian, so probably not great. I should have filled out my skills. You should probably fill in your fucking sheet. That would be helpful. Oh, it doesn't have a list on here. It's 10 plus your perception score. Your perception score. 15. That's high enough. You notice that her look. Her demeanor goes from kind of tense to somewhat joyful.

[00:07:26] I gave her a how you doing look. She takes one of the frog shaped pieces and sits it on top of where the city should be. Harado Vaz. That's not big enough. She just kind of looks at you, grabs one without looking at the map, and adds it to it. I just shake my head. She just kind of glances at her people and shrugs. This is when I wish I was a wizard because I would just cast enlarge on that piece.

[00:07:56] I got that. Is perception basically like insight? Is that what we're getting? Like she's finding joy in the idea of her out of us being destroyed? Does the ghoul want me to enlarge? Specifically that the king is unknown where the king is. Okay. Whether he's dead or not. The assumption that he is dead kind of made her smile a little. Okay. Does the ghoul want me to make that pawn bigger? Because I do have enlarge. No, I'm just... Waste of a spell, coward. Be funny.

[00:08:27] It's like this is more appropriate. Ting. Mm-hmm. She says, what other castles still stand in X-Fan? Do you know? No idea. We were only in Herod of Us. How many soldiers remain fighting in X-Fan? In the whole country? I just told you we were only in Herod of Us. Now you can see that she's getting upset. Aggitated.

[00:08:58] She kind of looks to her people and continues to move things across the map. We can find out more for you, but you need to pay us first. What did he say? She actually looks at the man in the winged Lancers' pussies. I keep wanting to call it mail. I mean, it's like full plate mail basically what he's wearing.

[00:09:29] He reaches onto his belt and pulls a thing of jingling, a bag of jingling gold and throws it onto the table. Some of it spills out gold pieces. I will proceed to count it beforehand while everybody else is talking. I'll just count this real quick. Take your time while everybody else is talking.

[00:10:00] She kind of says, she says, we were aware of the surprising amount of refugees. We weren't aware how many people survived, let alone militia. Yeah, we were kind of busy running for our own lives to take a head count. We were attacked by flying things. We were attacked by other shit the DM railroaded us with.

[00:10:28] She kind of looks at the other man and under her breath, but loud enough for you to hear, says perhaps we should get the war wagons. War wagons, you say? Okay. She says, I now want to ride a war wagon. She says, my sources also tell me that some of the creatures and minions have occupied Calber Ridge to the north and the west.

[00:10:57] Have you been in this direction? Yeah, absolutely. Even nowhere near Calber Ridge. 100%. They there. Ooh, spooky. No, we went from Haradavos through the mountain straight here. And the creature has a name? Bo Krug. Bo Krug. Bo Krug. Does she know that? No, you don't either.

[00:11:27] You never heard of Bo Krug. You don't know that? Can I roll to have heard of Bo Krug? No. I love it because it's like literally one of my favorite Lovecraft stories. And also one of my best, one of the best moments from Since the Light of Handman. Because Bo Krug is- Bo Krug. Bo Krug. The water lizard. It's, uh... Yenigu. It's not it either. Sathagwa.

[00:11:56] Sacajawea. You, at this point, you're about 500 in and you're still counting. Should've played us in platinum. It would've been faster. She says- She says it's clear this Sathagwa has given us a prime opportunity. With Axfain's leadership and shambles, the fence shattered. I think we can finally take it. I'm sorry, what? Are you...

[00:12:26] Dense? No. That is the correct response to that. Alright. How big is this table? It's not that big. I flip it. It's fair. He's like, almost done counting. Now you gotta start all over. Your gold is everywhere. You count it this time. You got like three pieces in your hand. You're like, son of a... I have three pieces. I throw it at the gold.

[00:12:56] 978. 979. Boom! Shit goes flying everywhere. I just step right up on the queen and I'm like, don't. Don't what? Be stupid. Are you obtuse? She just says, you know, as the only capable adult monarch left in this empire, it's my duty to take what I need. You're the only one in this empire. It's your empire.

[00:13:24] It's kind of hard to say you're the only adult when you're the only person in the empire who's a ruling person. The empire is three separate countries. I don't care. I don't care, Lucas. I don't care if I'm factually incorrect. That's not how arguments work. This is a post-truth society, goddammit! Alternate facts. She, uh... Later, my people will back me up and say what I mean to say was, what was better? She takes a step back and says, perhaps we should talk about this another time.

[00:13:50] And the moment that she says that, the glass above you shatters. Ah! As two flying insectoid creatures swoop in and drop silvery cocoons onto the ground, which explode into large formless spawn. Not these again. How do we know that they're spawned if they're formless? Um, y'all can roll initiative. You've seen these other... You've seen Byaki before, so these are two Byaki. Yeah!

[00:14:20] Hey, I have a Byaki model over there, I think. I have. That I printed. That's what I have in here. I also printed some, uh... Some ghouls, but I don't have them painted yet. These are formless spawn. Are they that big? Yeah, these are actually correct size. Oh my god. They're huge. Nah, we're to the point where we're fighting big shit, Flynn. Yep. Rage. Yeah, this is literally what they were fighting. They were fighting for in the spawn last session. We fought three of them. Six of them total, actually. They are...

[00:14:51] They soak damage. Not for that. Well, I'm... Well, I'm... I am glad to have a druid. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, did you? First thing I'm going to need you to do is to make a saving throw as glass falls down upon you. Shit, I'm a barbarian. Would you like us to tell you our initiative? Yeah. You ask for one thing and then you do another. Yeah. Bitch tits. God damn it. I got a roll initiative for these guys too. Na na na na na na na na na. What's your initiative?

[00:15:20] 18, homie. Troy. Initiative was 14. Flynn? 21. Fast old lady. Alex? 20. God damn. I felt pretty good about my 18. I mean, for you, that's pretty good. I only got a plus three, but I surely didn't think the druid was going to roll it. Flynn has great dice rolls, though. Most of the time. I do.

[00:15:48] Flynn can almost compete with Fadre when he pretends what the rolls are. God love him. I need dexterity saving throws as the glass falls upon you all. I get a bonus to this a bit. 18. Pass. 9. Fail. 15. Pass. Pass. You take one slashing. Ah!

[00:16:17] It bit me. Hold on. Gotta be careful. Paper cuts are lethal to old people. That's true. It's gonna get infected. I'm on blood thinners. Yeah, I get advantage on this. I thought it was dex saving throws. 19. 19.

[00:16:49] I would assume you consider that a throw against a spell or trap that I can see. It's shit that I can see coming. It wasn't a spell or a trap. It was just that the glass shattered above you. Right, but it's a danger that I can see. Yeah, definitely. It shattered. You would have heard it before you saw it. It's 180 feet above your head. Yeah, that's what I thought. AI didn't do that. It's against... I get advantage on dex saving throws against effects I can see. I can see the glass coming so I can dodge it. Correct.

[00:17:19] Sweet. I will... If you will allow me on that roll, I don't know if you will or not, I will throw my body over the queen. Uh, that's fine. Yeah, you can do that. And protect her from the glass. Um, she passed anyway, so she doesn't get cut either. But... Yeah, because I protected her. Fortunately for you, the Byaki rolled a lot higher than you on initiative. What did it roll to save from breaking the glass? It broke the glass. It didn't give a shit.

[00:17:47] Okay, you go punch the glass over there, Lucas, and you tell me how it doesn't hurt you. Yep. Um... Dick. Don't think they have a dread level. No. No, they don't. Aim above the law. He will swoop down. I guess attack you if you're on top of the queen. Eh, giggity. He gets two melee attacks.

[00:18:18] Um, yeah. And shit. Uh, yeah. It's a 19 to hit. Nope. 19 doesn't hit. Yes, it hits me. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not the right thing. I'm sorry. It's only a 17 to hit. 17 hit. Prime numbers don't hit me. Cool. Yes, Lucas. I have, like, no armor. I'm running around fucking naked most of the time. Which is why I said giggity when I laid down on the queen. Nice. Yeah.

[00:18:50] That is nine... Is it slashing? What is this? Oh, it's piercing damage. Um, DC... Uh, I need a strength saving throw from you. For what? Because of its attack. 12. Uh, you are grappled. Fool.

[00:19:20] You are restrained until the grapple ends. Um, and you'll take damage on your turn. For, like, the thousandth time restrained it doesn't mean anything. I know. Just means you can't move. No, I'm just reading the thing out loud. I'm not stuck. Its second attack is a claw attack. Hmm. That's gonna hit. It's a 14 on the die. It's 2d6. Jesus Christ. Turtle 2 ones.

[00:19:49] What's the plus on that? So it's six slashing. Uh, the other one will swoop down and attack you. Can you push the biaki toward the, uh... Yeah, tall gray figure there. That's not me. That's not you? That's me. Oh, that's you. Sorry. Oh, no! It looks like me. Same deal. Uh, that is a 19 to hit. Yep. I might as well roll the claw attack as well.

[00:20:19] That's not very high. Um... God. I'm an old woman. Is it a 14 hit as well? It does not. Okay, so the claw misses, but the blood drain... I still need a strength saving throw from me or be grappled. Uh-oh. I need to roll damage. I get the sense that Flynn will say much the same thing. Three. First of all, you take 11 piercing and you are grappled. Okay.

[00:20:49] So again, at the start of your turn, you will take some damage. Why? Wait, why? Speaking of, it will go to, uh, Alex. Nope, sorry, Flynn. Flynn first. Flynn was the 21. Okay. Um... Let's rate you down backwards. Same grapple. I can still cast spells, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you need... Do you need, uh... Do you need to make gestures or is it just verbal? I don't know. Everything is verbal somatic. Not everything. No, not everything is.

[00:21:20] And in fact, I believe what Flynn is going to do is actually spell-like ability, which he just does. I think it depends. And even if you're grappled, it doesn't mean you can't use your hands. I always wanted to... I feel like spellcasters should be able to, ever since reading, uh, War of the Spider Queen, um, and War of the... Salvatore's War of the Spider Queen, uh, one of the wizards, um, even though he's manacled so he can't cast spells,

[00:21:45] he has learned to do the physical aspect with his toes, and I'm like, that absolutely should be a fucking feat. That's silly. Can you imagine if you're sitting there like, mm, yes, this dinner's quite nice, and, like, you're mumbling the spell under your breath while, you know, finagling with your toes? I'm like, that's fucking awesome. It's really good if you've never read that set either, Flynn. It's probably one of my favorite D&D series, actually. War of the Spider Queen. Very good. Hmm.

[00:22:16] Alright. Um. I get a feeling that, uh, Flynn should, uh, quote Rorschach here in about two seconds. So, first thing, with my action, um, I'm going to cast Conjure Animals, and I am going to conjure eight wolves. Eight wolves? Eight wolves. Okay. Can you use maybe, like, some of those small d6s for those? Yeah. Just number them for me. No. Please. There won't be enough of them. Well.

[00:22:46] Please cast eight. You need many d8s. Do six of them, and then we'll find something else. There's literally, like, a set of 32 d6 dice behind you. And there's red ones, and then you can use the rest of those. There you go. There's 32 d6s, Flynn. Just tell him where to put them. Um. Around the enemies. Yeah, we'll go for... So he's in the air, just so you know. Oh, he's in the air? Yeah. Then he's not on the ground. He just swooped down to hit you.

[00:23:15] But how's he grappled? Hold me. Is he holding me? Fly. Right. He's like, he's picking me up and taking me away. I'm a hefty woman. Take me away. I haven't been carried back this since my first wedding night. But he's grappling me. Right? Yeah, they don't need their arms to flap their wings. No. So he's... But he has to be... Is Flynn on the ground? Yeah. Okay. He hasn't taken off with you yet, but he's got you. Okay. So he's not really flying. He's...

[00:23:45] Well, he is off the ground. Right. But he's like, how far off the ground? A foot off the ground? Five feet off the ground? Is he Superman in that hole? What? Maybe. You... So the wolves get their own initiative. Do they attack upon being summoned? No. I think they roll... Let me see. Or do they just summon to this round and then can attack next round?

[00:24:15] Roll initiative for them, which has its own turns. I would think that he just... They just start... They're just like new combatants. They just start with their initiative. Yeah, so they're going to roll in. Seven plus... Yeah, you need the pH. Yeah. Holes! Two. So nine is there. So they pop in at initiative nine. Okay. And then... But the nice thing is they're kind of in the fucking way, which is solid, Flynn. Yeah. What kind of stupid do I want to be?

[00:24:50] Where was it? How buttfuck do you get by concentration, Flynn? I took Warcaster. Okay. Fair enough. I won't solve all your problems, but I'll solve a few of them. I'll solve a few of them. Mm-hmm. All right. I am going to... Solid choice. Wild shape with my bonus action, because I am Circle of the Moon, into a giant constrictor snake. Okay. So I'm a big snake. Snake. You still grapple though, right?

[00:25:19] Sure. You're not beaming. I mean, but like wild shape doesn't break a grapple. I mean, can he get his arms around my huge body? Because I am a huge size creature. How many of his arms? I believe his grapple is now at a disadvantage if he attempts to be tamed. I bet I look huge in his tiny hands. In fairness, the grapple isn't exactly with a hand. Which is... Wait, what is it? With his ass cheeks?

[00:25:48] It's more like an appendage that it's... Is it really long? Because I'm so thick. Like, I'm seriously thick. They don't really have hands. Okay. Well, I'm going to bite him then. You have like spiny little appendages. I mean, like... Ultimately, Flynn, you're grappled. I'm grappling. Either way, you're grappling. That's fine. Do you need a side table? Your speed is zero. Your speed is zero and you are incapacitated is ultimately all that you need to know. Alright. That is only a ten to hit though.

[00:26:18] No. Okay. Doesn't it? You're a prince for my animal nonsense. All it is is that your speed is zero, basically, Flynn. Yeah. That's all that grappled is, unless you would become incapacitated. I don't know how many squares I take up though, because I'm now a huge creature. 15 by 15, I think. That sounds right.

[00:26:46] I think one of the coasters actually, maybe it's the Budweiser coaster. Like, there's something that Jeff went, holy shit, this is almost the perfect size. I don't remember if it's the Budweiser coaster or not. I mean this... I think that's huge. That's large. Yeah. I think it's the Budweiser coaster. Like, 15 by 15 is fucking huge. It's... Yeah, it's close.

[00:27:14] So does that like push my wolves out? Uh, six and one half dozen of the other. I would argue that you likely are now wrapped around him. Yeah, some smaller than Jeff. So you are both occupying the same space. Your glass would take up a 15 by 15 space. Yeah, it's pretty accurate. The glass that you were using for earlier beverage. That's true. Glenn Livet. 12 year. Delicious. Still some over here for anybody. Anything else you want to do? That's it. Sure. Now it's on Alex.

[00:27:46] I bet he shoots something. I'm willing to bet that's the case. He had to stop counting his gold, so... It's all over the floor. I must say we're being more cinematic than normal. They're going to give me that back later. Let's see. Pick it up piece by piece, man. All right. Along with the glass. That is not my job. I'm going to start out with a bonus action. Placing my hunter's mark on... Let's see.

[00:28:18] Flynn's got himself taken care of. Let's go with the formless spawn in front of me. Oh, yeah. This one down here. Let's go with that one. Cool. And with that active, I will start firing. Cool. Start with my first shot. See what happens. 22. Yeah, that hits. So, I'm going to just roll for both shots and then do damage after.

[00:28:51] 22 again. Still hits. First one. Not great. 7 for the first shot. 14 for the second shot. And finally for the... What was the first one? 7. 7. 7 plus 14 plus 3. Okay. So, we're currently at 24.

[00:29:21] 24. That's my opening salvo on that guy. So, I believe... It's either 19 next or Ghost Cody. Whichever comes first. Thank you. Nope. It is Cody's turn. Rage. Makes sense. You are currently grappled by a Byaki. I don't give a fuck. Reckless attack. Not that it matters, by the way. Your dread level would have been gone.

[00:29:51] From the book. Appreciate that reminder. I would have looked at that later and been like, what is this from again? Good numbers. It's like a 22 to hit, a 23 to hit. Hits. 13 damage. Else? Uh... Oh, sorry. On your turn, you were supposed to take damage from this. Why?

[00:30:20] Because it's called Blood Drain. And as long as you are in its grapple, you're going to take another DE8 plus 4 worth of damage. Does that happen or does the rage happen first? It's at the beginning of your turn, so... Okay. Um... I will take full damage from this, but no. So it's 7. And it's considered blood loss, not piercing or slashing or anything. So it's just, it's literally draining your blood. Oh, I hate bleed.

[00:30:49] It's not psychic, though, so it doesn't matter. Bingo. Yeah, but I don't think you can have it. Because it's not conventional damage. It doesn't matter. In the book it says anything but psychic. Oh, okay. Because I took Path of the Band. Isn't bleed a condition, though? That's kind of what that is. That's kind of what you're doing. Unless you got something in that rulebook that says different. It can drain all at once, but I take half damage from anything that isn't psychic. I think it falls into the same category as, say, poison or what have you.

[00:31:18] I hate resistance to all damage types except psychic. It just says blood loss, which would be a bleed effect, I would imagine. Bleed is not a condition, though. Okay. Go ahead. You're fine. I took full damage anyway because it was before the rage. Right. Yeah. I always ask these same questions. Action surge doesn't give me an extra... Bonus action, does it? It's just an extra attack. Correct. And I failed to do the same thing at the beginning of your turn. That would have been another 10 bleed on you. Why?

[00:31:48] Because you were grappled by it at the beginning of your turn. You shouldn't take that damage. Because... I got all confused. I was texting somebody and forgot. You were figuring out your spell. And I just didn't do it. Wow. Because the idea is that you are actually pierced by a giant proboscis. Yeah. That is sucking blood. Well... Mosquitoes. It is its arms. They just don't have hands. That was my joke. They don't have hands. They're just piercing damage because they have no hands. Yeah. I think I'll action surge and attack again. Sure.

[00:32:17] That is a... Do I crit on it? I hit. It's like a 27. I rolled a 19. Yeah, it is. I don't think that I have expanded crit. Probably not at this level. Hmm. No, there was something... I can't remember. Does Ghoul give it to you? There was something weird that I had. Ghoul gives me savage attacks. Hmm. Which is where I get... Basically, I throw an extra die of damage. I throw all... I roll my damage three times.

[00:32:47] But for some reason, I feel like I hit on a 19 or a 20. But that may be total bullshit. D8 plus... Six, I think. Another 10 damage. So 23 damage total. Um... And not that I... Not that I can do anything, but I imagine I'm grappling this thing and tearing at it and punching it and biting it and clawing it. And I'm like looking down at the queen who's underneath me and going,

[00:33:16] Get out of here! Not that I can narratively. Or not that I can mechanically. But narratively, I would be like trying to push her under the table or out of the way or in that general direction away from all the other things. Right. Um... Okay. And I wink at her. It is the form of spawn's churn if you were dumb. I can't do anything else. Can I see the book that would have spells in it?

[00:33:46] Like the player handbook? Yeah. No, no, no, no. Yours. Uh, well, that's what I'm using right now. I have a PDF. What do you want? I need to know what dream guide is. How did you get that? Is that... What are you looking for? Dream guide? Yeah. Um, so I will... I guess since there's wolves in front of me, that's what I'll start with. Each form of spawn will attack the wolves.

[00:34:14] Um, so we'll call this one one and that one two. So form of spawn one will attack the furthest wolf from me. The four? Is it a four? Yeah, there's a four. There's a big glare on it. Um... It's a modified 20 on your wolf to hit. Okay. It's 4d12. Oof. That's lame. Not what you thought it was? No.

[00:34:43] It's only good at 4 in the dreamlands. That's where I thought we were going to be, actually. It's 25 damage. Mm-hmm. Okay, so that wolf is down. Um, so then it swings over with its tentacles at the other wolf. Um... Oh, wait, sorry. No. That's part of that one. It's what they call the pseudopod attack. Either way, it's still... Massive fucking hit. It's a 15 to hit. Yep.

[00:35:12] Um, and that one is only a d8. That is 9 damage bludgeoning on that wolf. So then the other one... You need more dice to... I got plenty if you need more. Right. The red ones are numbered the same, if that matters. It doesn't matter to me. Um, so that formless spawn will attack the one that you're touching. The closest one to me. Yep. Same deal. There's a 6. Uh, is that a 12 to hit? It does not hit. Okay.

[00:35:43] So then it's second attack with pseudopod. Is that one different? Uh, that's a 15 to hit again. Yep. Again, another only a d8. That's 8 bludgeoning on that one. Um, then it goes to Troy, who is looking up a spell. I hear it's useless.

[00:36:11] We're just gonna go with good old thunderous smite. Yep. Do you go in... Are you attacking this formless spawn? Yeah, though. Yeah. So you didn't want to move. Which side do you want? Go round towards you. Yeah. Uh, 25 to hit? Yep. Sure does. This one's been hit before.

[00:36:37] Um, 26 damage, uh, 8 of which is thunder. And I need a strength saving throw. Silvu play. 18. Okay. You suck. Second attack is, uh, 21. Yep.

[00:37:08] And then I'm going to do my... What's it called? Divine smite. Let's go ahead and do that at, uh, second level. So we can throw some good stuff here. For 32 damage. Damn.

[00:37:33] Um, um, sorry. Only 30 damage. I did it. Wrong. 26 of that is radiant if it matters. Does not. That's a fuck ton of damage in a couple hits. Yeah. It's decent. Um, I mean, you basically are our damage dealer now. You realize that, right? So, yeah. Step up. You got to big dick it. Because, like... Yeah. He's gonna chip away. Flynn and I are just gonna eat damage.

[00:38:03] Which the wolves are nice, but every fucking victory is gonna be a goddamn contest of wills, pyrrhic victory type shit. It helps, too, that your weapon is magical. Yeah. It does. So, because these are considered uses. Um, it's Queen's turn. Uh, the Queen stands up and pulls her scimitar. Really nice looking scimitar. Um, and she swings on the Byaki. Uh, yeah.

[00:38:33] I mean, that's gonna hit it. Nice. Full damage. So that one takes the full brunt of it. That L3 attacks hit. It is. Uh, so that Byaki is getting the shit kicked out of it. Yeah, I know. I'm doing it. Yeah, the Queen just did. I'm protecting the Queen. The Queen just did all fucked on a damage to it. It's because I was holding it in place. So she could punch its... Or stab its lung. We're a great team. Can't imagine what we would do in the sack together.

[00:39:03] The man in the padded armor attacks. The formless spawn doesn't do very much damage, but does a little. Wefker is two attacks. Uh, the winged lancer individual, whoever. Gets two melee attacks. Uh, on the Byaki. Sucks dick because he's not as good as me. Yo! Wow, they both missed. Because he sucks ass. Uh, wolves. It's like Edna.

[00:39:33] No capes. No wings. Wolves. Wolves. Wolf pack. What's left of them? Oh. Ooh. Where's Kevin Nash at? I don't know. He get cancelled. Oh, they're all getting cancelled. I don't think he... No. He dashed it. Didn't the Undertaker get cancelled? Does a 17 hit the ooze? Nah. I believe it does, yes. Okay. Doesn't have very high AC. Uh, hang on. Um... It is a lump of ooze. That one is done.

[00:40:02] That one's got a lot of damage on it. You said 17? Correct. I've seen something like that before. Um, it throws out some tentacles and blocks you away. Okay. It's a reaction that it has. Gotcha. I hate that thing. Um, one here going to the Byaki. Okay. That is a... 14? On the Byaki. That is a miss. Okay. Um, other one to the Byaki. Mm-hmm.

[00:40:31] Oh, that's a miss. Okay. Ooze. More on the mic. To the ooze. Um, that is an 11. Um, miss. And other one to the ooze. That is a 20. Uh, natural hard. Uh, unnatty. Doesn't matter. Dirty 20. I'll take that hit. That one's not been hit yet. Okay. Uh... See his reaction for later.

[00:41:01] Um, that is... Oh my god. Six damage. What kind of damage is that? Wolf damage. Wolf damage. Oh! Hold on. No wolf damage. Piercing. Piercing. I was going to say probably with T. What was your total? Uh, six. Okay. Doesn't look like it does as much damage. And if the target is a creature, is the target a creature? Uh, I imagine that is the case. All right. Strength check. Is there a size deficit to this at all?

[00:41:31] Doesn't say. All right. Large ooze. You said it doesn't say. I said, strength check, Lucas. If it's a big boy ooze, it should be able to hit the DC. Yeah. It's a 16 on the die, so... Got me this time. What's your check? What's your check? 12? 9? Was it to knock you prone? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I don't think the new should go prone.

[00:42:00] First one to the Biyaki. That is a 16 to the Biyaki. I thought you did the Biyakis already. You're doing the other Biyakis. I have seven. I have seven. God damn wolves. Sorry. The other Biyaki. Sorry. What was the total on that one? I can't remember. 16? 17? 16 does hit. Yeah. That's the one that's been hit a bunch of times. That is seven damage. Okay. Strength check. It's in the air. It's hovering in the air.

[00:42:30] It can't be... He could pull it down. Knock your ass out. If it's using its teeth to attack, it could latch on. That's what I'm saying. It's a 15. Well, you got me. 22. Still hits. The other wolf. You just need to have a die roller at this point, Flynn. Eight damage. Another 15. Eight damage. You just agreed to check that.

[00:42:59] That sure shit looks like a real low number from here. Okay. I picked it up after I rolled it. It went like this. The Alex School of Rolling, eh? The Alex School of Rolling. All right. That is... I think for all future wolves turns, you should just throw a whole bunch of D20s down the stairs. I like it. I like it. You guys knackle me all you want, but they are legitimate numbers. Hey, it only helps us. Yeah. So... Top of the order is... Take as you will. Top of the order is the Byaki. Meow.

[00:43:33] It needs to make a charisma check. It needs to make a charisma check against me. Why? Because I'm fucking cool compared to it. I'm intimidating. As fuck. Yeah. It will take a swipe at one of the wolves while continuing to hold onto the ghoul. Nope. Called it. I actually might not hit. Called it. Was it? 14 to hit? Yeah.

[00:44:02] Yeah. So these wolves materialize out of nowhere? Mm-hmm. Neat. How scary would that be? Pretty fucking wild. 12 slashing on it? Uh, which one? This one down here. This one? Yeah. Um... No, Wolfie! No! It'll go ahead and slash at the other wolf. That's a four on the die, so I bet that don't hit. That's a ten total to hit.

[00:44:31] That's closer than I'd like. I'm like, Lucas, you better make him roll it, because I bet these are CR1 characters! Um... One quarter. Yeah. CR1 quarter? That's Biaki will go ahead and attack the wolves as well. Falling right into his trap. That one hits. You sure? Yeah, it was a 16 on the die. Fuck. Um... It's not very much damage, though. Are you sure you've got, like, a minus eight? Eight damage. Haha, Lucas! That's enough to kill it. No, it's not.

[00:45:01] Oh, really? It's like 10-12? That's a two on the die, so that one misses. Got it. There you go. We got him, boys. You're fucking closer than you think you are, Lucas. You should tell him the whole number. It's your turn, Flynn. The AC on them's gotta be, like, 10. Yeah, it's still below a 10. Go back to my snack. But you gotta remember, it's got that ability, so that means... If I'm in grapple, can I counter-grapple? No. I don't think that's a thing. I mean, you're... You can still attack. You're, like...

[00:45:30] The strength-saving throw to break the bracket. You're grappling, so you're... Oh, okay. I can't, like, counter-grapple. It's a little bit like grappling in the UFC. Like, who actually has a hold of who? Yeah. I guess it depends on what you want to do. I want to constrict it. I mean, yeah. If he's holding on to me, like, I'm just gonna, like, fold my body in and wrap myself around him. I see why you're asking. Yeah. No, you would just... You would just grapple. You would just grapple him.

[00:45:59] So you would just roll grapple. Would it be an opposed strength to... Well, I mean, it would just be strength versus athletics just like any other grapple. So it's just a question of who's in control. It's like you're rolling around on the mat in the UFC. Now I'm in control. Right. Because I got the grapple. Well, I'm gonna constrict you. Rather than fighting, he's going to try and re-grap... He's going to try and take control. So it's an opposed roll. Yeah, I would say it's an opposed roll. So it's a 24 to hit. So it's... I'm using the constrict ability. So I'm gonna do damage first. And then as a result of that... You have to grapple me to do the damage. Sir. So we gotta fight the grapple first.

[00:46:29] For you to take charge. Sir. Yeah? I can attack you while grappled. Well, yeah. Okay, so I'm attacking you. Okay. With the attack constrict. It's a 24 to hit. Yes. Okay. That is 11 damage. Bletching. Okay. The first damage that one's taken. And now you are grappled. The target is grappled. Escape DC 16. Yeah. Okay. So you flip the grapple. What? I mean, not really. Yes, but no.

[00:47:00] Essentially. Yes, but no. Is there anything else? Well, I can move. I could take him somewhere. Where do you want to go, buddy? Drag him to the ground? Let's see. Yeah, I would argue if you take him prone. I mean, what is that? How do you take him prone? Is that action appropriate for children?

[00:47:30] The take him prone? Is our show appropriate for children? Brothel's in the title, so I think that we have to assume. We're already at a level, yeah. What would that be mechanically? Outside of Katie, I don't know a lot of kids. If the action doesn't knock you prone, it doesn't matter. Okay. You can pull. I mean, he is hovering. You can pull him to the ground. Yeah. I mean, that's... No, I mean, if you were prone, then I would argue that your wolves get advantage because they're standing over a prone... Actually, they already should get advantage. I forgot to roll advantage on them. Pack tactics? Yeah. That was my bad.

[00:47:59] Their AC's got to be like nine if they've got pack tactics and can drag things down. Not a lot. Got to be pretty close. 13. Is it really? Yeah. How many hit points do they have? 11. That's a quarter? Wolves are cool. Yeah. Nice. Eight of them. That's nice. Yeah. Good call. Okay. That's all I'll do then. So I have them constricted. Okay. It's like on the ground, but not prone mechanically. Flynn. Or sorry. Alex. Again?

[00:48:29] Flynn, you get to do that now. Alex. Constrict the second time. I constrict them harder. It's the sequel. Flynn, the sequel. I'm going to step back at an angle so I don't end up shooting the dingus who stood in front of me. Thank you. Dingus. Line of fire, dipshit! Pretty much he's like, oh man, this guy's shooting at stuff. I should stand in front of him. I should shoot him.

[00:48:57] I'm going to try and go after the foremost abomination again. Yep. So. Pew pew! First shot. 20. Yep. Do you want me to roll the damage on that since it was... Yeah, go ahead. And then I'll roll again. Is there any song that better articulates Alex's character at this point? What's that?

[00:49:26] I was singing M.I.'s Paper Planes. All I want to do is bang, bang, bang, bang, and I take my money. Like... That's Alex in a nutshell. No, this is Alex in a nutshell. How did I get this in a nutshell? I'm in this nutshell. How did I get in this nutshell? Eight. Two, ten, thirteen for the first one. And roll again. Seems to be dangling.

[00:49:55] That one's fourteen. Does that hit? This were a game of numbers. Fantastic. I like a hanging chad. That's five and... That's enough to drop it. Oh. Well, there you go. So that one falls to a puddle. As my bonus action, I will shift my Hunter's Mark over to the Biaki. That's harassing Flynn. Okay.

[00:50:25] Keep that thing rolling. Get up. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Ba-da-da. Go to this. This is why I could play a bard sometime. A reckless attack. That's like a twenty-six to hit. Yep. Eleven damage. Second attack is a bonus action. That's like another twenty-six. Okay. That's another six points of damage.

[00:50:55] Claw, rip, bite, tear, eat shit. I will protect you all. Sounds good. Yep. That's my turn. Okay. I suppose I could drag it around if I really wanted to, but I'll just sit here and chew on its throat. It's the form of Spawn's turn. He will try to get rid of these wolves. Twelve to hit one of them. No, no. AC twelve? AC is thirteen. Oh, okay. Oh, so I rolled a twelve.

[00:51:24] I didn't even add the thing. I just rolled a twelve and assumed it hit. I assume you have a plus. Yeah, it's a massive plus. So, yeah. Doesn't have to be massive, just a plus. That is ten more damage to the one closest to me. I think it's dead. Yep. Actually, no, that one hadn't been hit. This one hadn't been hit. Okay. Oh, yeah, you're right. There's one.

[00:51:54] That is a thirteen to hit. Yep. And that one is a d8. That's ten more damage on it, so that one drops. Okay. Try. How bad do the Byakis look? This one looks horrible. That one's barely been hit.

[00:52:24] Okay. Say, if you want to distribute damage evenly, you step up and help Flynn. Yeah. If you want to drop one and then just gang beat the fuck out of something like, you know, uh, Shaun of the Dead style, then you kill the one we're on and then we all go gang beat the fuck out of the other one. While singing Queen songs. Show my school. Not that one. I'm having a bicycle. Yes. Yep. That's what we're going to sing.

[00:52:53] I love to ride my bicycle. In a realm where bicycles don't fucking exist. Can't even get a penny fire then. Make a super tonic man out of you. Don't think any game Flynn can get a penny fire then he's going to take it. Yep. Stop me now. I can't get there. Okay. Yeah. Put me next to Flynn, please. Just give me a call.

[00:53:22] We'll do that. Good old thunder smite again. He technically be one square this way because that Byaki takes up that full space. Nat 20. That will do. Probably a good thing since this one's barely been hit. That's eight thunder and 11.

[00:53:52] Why can't I do simple math? 17. My world. 17 slashing. So 25 altogether. 25 altogether. Secondary attack is not good. What's the total? 10. That is a mess. 11. 11 actually. Still misses. 12. What about 12? Oh wait, I screwed it up. 28.

[00:54:22] Anything else? Nope. Okay. The queen will now slice and dice the Byaki in front of her. A 12 to hit. She misses that one. Second attack. That's a 19 to hit. That is an 18 to hit. The queen drops that Byaki. Ooh. I look at her. I loosened the jar lid.

[00:54:51] She just kind of gives you like a... Type it, grin. She wants the D. Oh yeah, 100%. She wants that big ghoul D. So then... So that guy's dead. So he will run up on that Byaki then. Oh, here we go. That one's definitely not going to hit. He is considered a stat block that's not in front of me, so I had to look it up. And it just reset itself. It did not help. Okay.

[00:55:21] That does hit. Sorry. That is a... Oh, I didn't do that one on the last one. Alright, we'll do that this time around. I failed to see that. Gosh, it's too... Um... Roll me 7d6. Whoever's got it in front of him. Wait, who's dealing 7d6? I didn't do this last time. I had this guy attack tonight because I didn't read the whole thing. I mean, I don't know why you can't have a 7d6, but...

[00:55:52] Hell yeah. There you go. I can't see it. I literally can't see it. Just kind of... Do all the work for him. Do all the work for him. Run the game. Is this a friend or a foe? Don't think they're friends. Okay. 7. 7 total? No, it's our guy dealing damage. That's what I'm saying. Is it a friend or a foe? We're dealing damage to the Byaki. Okay. 42. 10. 21.

[00:56:26] 30. 33. That's actually enough to drop it. Wow. Wow. I don't think they need us. So yeah, he stabs this thing and when he pulls it out, you see like some poison bubbling out from the inside of it and it just kind of crumples within your grasp. I already loosened the lid on that one too. It's all me. Sweet use of the rainbow dice tower. Yeah. That was good. That's pretty dope.

[00:56:55] So the winged lancer runs over and kind of stabby stabs at this thing and doesn't do as much damage as he'd hoped. Because he's a punk bitch. We've already established this. Very true. Only a punk bitch has wings. Wolves. Name one person who has wings that isn't a punk bitch. Wait, is this guy dead? That guy's dead. Dead. That guy's dead? Yeah. Everybody laying down is dead. Time to cue up the queen. Wolf. Wolf.

[00:57:26] Wolf. It's a long way, yeah. It's nice. All right. Five attacks at advantage. Five attacks at advantage. That is an 18 to hit. Hits. That is a 16 to hit. Hits. That is a 23 to hit. Hits.

[00:57:56] That is a 19 to hit. Yep. That is a 22 to hit. Yep. Okay. It's the same. It's higher and higher, so, you know. That is seven. Seven. Five. He's not going to be able to do the math. Seven. Eight. Eight? Mm-hmm. Now I want.

[00:58:26] 34. Okay. Because they're not magical, right? And I'm only five strength checks. At the lowest possible DC you can imagine. 17. Yes. Seven. Seven's 14. Ten and ten's 20. 34. Still looks like he's barely been hit. You need what now? I need five strength checks, son. Fuck yes.

[00:58:55] I mean, you can always roll a one. This ooze is going to topple on his oozy back. It's a 10 on the first one. Sucked by Dick Lucas. He's down. He's prone. Wolf grabs one of his oozy bits and he's like, ah. The ooze falls over. Lub. It has nothing. It doesn't even have to stand back up. It's just a noose. But mechanically.

[00:59:25] Sure. That's the wolf's turn. Utterly ridiculous. Ooh. The biaki are dead. But it is Flint's turn. Slither. Slunk. Constrict. You may get an advantage on your tech because he's pro. Ooh. May I thank Lucas? It's prone. Hell yeah. 24. Yep. All out.

[00:59:55] All out. Ugh. That's ass. 11 damage. And he is grappled. Flynn's just laying on him. Blib. Keep squirting out of my constriction. You ain't going nowhere. It's like a dog when you lay on the ground. Alex. He lays on top of you.

[01:00:21] Alex, the only remaining enemy is wrapped around by one of your friends. No, but it's by a snake. He has no idea. Oh, fuck. It's also prone, which is disadvantage for a ranged attack. So what do you want to do? Well, shift my hunter's mark first as a bonus action. Because the other target died. Throw a grenade. I... Fucking wolves and snakes just dead. Just bits.

[01:00:51] That is a thing I could do. But... It's a little survive. He's wild shape, right? He's got all the HP of the animal plus his own HP. He'd have to do a lot of damage. Fuck. Throw two. Just to make sure. Double tap. I could do that and blow everybody apart. Including the queen. But...

[01:01:20] I think I'll just go with cantrip. It's clean and simple. So... Good old fireball cantrip. Yep. You got it. Kakao. What are you... What are you doing with the cantrip? I'm casting it. And it's going to do big damage. What cantrip are you casting? Firebolt. Wouldn't you like to know? Okay.

[01:01:49] Ask a silly question, Lucas. You rolled a hit? Hmm? Oh. Should probably do that, shouldn't I? That's how the cantrips work. At least this one. No. Okay. This... Ray of fire just goes right by you guys. Else? I don't think cantrips can be double attacked, right? No. I didn't think so. I'm good.

[01:02:19] I'll just chill out. Okay. Cody. In this pile of death that's surrounding me. I will leap on to the orgy of damage that is occurring. Reckless attacking. Yep. That's a 21 to hit. Sure is. 15 damage. Okay. I will get another attack.

[01:02:48] Yours aren't considered magical, right? No, but I'd like to talk about that at some point. There's some cool tattoos I'd like to get. Well, that's an option. Those are awesome. That is an option. But for now, that's not a thing. That's a 23 to hit. Yep. For three damage. Three damage! So your total was 18 damage? Is that right? No, I don't know what I said the first time. 15. So yeah. 18 damage total.

[01:03:18] Anything else? I'd cover it in baby oil. All right, Diddy. That'll still be relevant when this podcast comes out, probably. So? No problem. I heard somebody tell me some wild bullshit stories about all that, too. It is its turn. It morphs, I guess. It stands back up. It doesn't really have a form. So?

[01:03:48] Um. But it is constricted. It rams. It rams. It kind of creates a, uh. It was like a ramming weapon to hit the ghoul. Draw again. I will. Let me see. Let's see. You fool. First one was better anyway. It's a 22 to hit you, so I hit you. 42. 17.

[01:04:17] 20. Total. Um. Nope. Yeah, it's piercing damage. I need a strength saving throw from you. That's a 26, Lucas. Congratulations. You are not knocked prone. It will attack you again, though. Fuck off. This time with its pseudopod attack. Lucas just has a heart on for killing me. 19 on the die. Hits. Uh. That's a D. 8.

[01:04:48] There's 9 bludgeoning. Wow. I heard you say 4. Mm-hmm. Um. Then it goes to Troy. Could have killed 3 wolves with those attacks. But instead. Only did one creature at a time, so it doesn't matter. Wasted your time. Second verse. Same as the first. I'm Henry VIII. I am. Uh. 18 to hit. Um.

[01:05:18] Its tentacles come out and block you out. It's a reaction that it has. Then I'm using my channel divinity to add 3 to that. Is that a reaction? Yes. Based on? If you miss. My channel divinity. Yes.

[01:05:43] When you fail a saving throw or miss with an attack roll, you can invoke your dream identity using your channel divinity as a bonus action on your turn. Which makes you total the hit. 21. 21. You said it was plus 3 to. To 18. 18 plus 3 is 21. Yeah, it does hit. It does go through. I don't know why I heard 15. 12 damage.

[01:06:13] And that's a 28 to hit. Yeah. Can I attack? And we'll go ahead and do the divine smite. Can I use that reaction once per turn? Huh? I can only use that reaction once per round. Six. Again, it didn't matter. Six radiant. Seven slashing for 13 total. Still up. So the queen dropped her scimitar and pulled a short bell. Oh, shit. Succeeds in the first hit. Will not succeed in the second.

[01:06:45] Will hit on the third. All right. So she did a little bit of damage to it. That's fair. He's going to go ahead and just fire a crossbow at it. No. Single digit. Does he get two? No. Only gets two on the melee. So his attack misses. And then the other guy has a lance. Does hit.

[01:07:15] That one will miss. Again, shit damage for that dude. Wolves. All right. 20. Hmm. 13. Second one misses. 17. Yep.

[01:07:47] Oh, nat 20. Yep. Another nat 20. Okay. Got. Nice. So two regular hits. Can I borrow somebody's D4? Do you have a color you prefer? Oh, I got one. Thank you. There's eight. There's seven. It's a two regular attacks. There's eight for one crit.

[01:08:16] 15 for the second crit. There's my big boy. Nice. 15. Yep. There's the single digit drops. For those at home, Flynn just waxed his nipples. Oh. She just let me play my cat. I did. I said you can be the cat or you can be someone else. It's up to you. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. More choice. About sending a message.

[01:08:45] Most annoying character builds 5E. Is that thing I sent you not disgusting, though? Yeah. It is your turn, Flynn. Oh. It's Granny's turn. I think I convinced him to give it to me, though. Okay. I'm currently constricting. Can I constrict again? Just, like, keep constricting? Is it... If it's an attack action. I think it's an attack. If it's an attack action, you can just keep doing that. I like it, so I'm not going to look it up and challenge you.

[01:09:16] That is 20 to hit. Yep. That is... 13 damage. Giving him a good squeeze. It would be a fun thing, though, like, if you were to do consecutive constricts without, like, some sort of interruption sort of thing, like... Like, slowly could you... Yeah. It should have an additive effect. That would be cool. That's it. Alex?

[01:09:45] How's it looking? It looks almost dead. Well, in that case, I'm just going to risk shooting at it instead. Well, it's prone, so it's a disadvantage to roll, but go ahead. Eh. What's the worst that can happen? If you roll a one, you might hit the snake. Hit one. Boom! Headshot! Flynn goes to his third character. Yeah! I don't know this grandma. Fuck this old lady. Fudge did that one time to Goodrich. Roll twice, take the lowest.

[01:10:16] You're so mad. Take the minus four! Nah, I got it. Roll three. Three. Seventeen and twenty-one. Oh my god. Okay. Seventeen hits, so you're fine. He does that cool movie where he curves bullets. Pew! Where are you? There you are. So, first hit. Uh-huh. Six.

[01:10:46] You're bullets are magic, right? They are. You take all damage. You take all the damage I give you. Second hit. Hell yeah! Ten and twenty-three. So, I'm guessing that one misses. Ten will miss. So, in that case, I'll just do the mark of the hunter's mark. All of them. Bonus damage. Oh, yeah. You can do that. Four. That's enough, actually, to drop it with the hunter's mark. Yeah. Woo! I had a feeling. I had a feeling.

[01:11:15] So, you guys clear the room? With really not taking any damage, all things considered. I took zero. Yeah, I mean, these... I mean, I took thirty, but that's pretty normal for any D&D session that I play. The formless spawn are meant to attack the first thing really within reach, which were the wolves, so that was a great idea. Otherwise, they would have moved in towards you. Once you got into its reach, it went for the bigger thing. I don't care. It can eat my ass. It was the biggest thing. It tried.

[01:11:45] It did try. And it failed! As metal smote it to the ground. And the queen kind of looks around. Queen kind of looks around and says, Remind me again why I shouldn't have to defend my country. Who is she talking to? Who said anything about not defending your country? No, I... Are you talking to your... I hope you're talking to your attendants, because... Do you... Yeah.

[01:12:14] Do you have, like, George W. Bush tactics? Like, what are you... We must defend ourselves by attacking other nations. Like, what are we going at here? If this is what is at your door, why do you want to go attack another... I hear hisses. I don't know. Why is that snake hissing out? Sorry. Sorry. If this is what is at your door, why do you want to extend yourself into other conquests? It's a recipe for disaster. It's a recipe for disaster, and I'm old. I don't know shit.

[01:12:43] She's sort of... She's, like, wiping the Byaki blood off of her blade. She looks at the man with the wings. Useless! Says. Aw. Aw. It gets really sad. Is it Harold? No, that's a different guy. Harold was just a guard. He ran away. This is one of her... Harold is our new Boblin. Actually, she'd probably call him out by name. Um... Is he the one who wouldn't tell me his name? No.

[01:13:13] That was a hooded figure that brought you to the palace. The one that got away. Dropped you off to the guard named Harold. Harold, what do you think about gilfs? She looks back and says, Lord Krakus, make sure that these individuals have a place to rest for the night. Tomorrow, you can convince me otherwise of my plans. Is your name Krakus? Krakus. Krakus.

[01:13:43] Oh, God. I'd like another bag of gold. I don't feel like sifting through broken glass. Krakus just kind of taps a pouch on his hip and says, Just follow me. He will bring you guys to a really nice room where you may rest and level up. Oh!

[01:14:06] Thank you all for listening. The Big Sleep was written by Sandy Peterson and Jonah Baumgartner. Music by Ian Chan.

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