Jarlaxle promises to get the party into Sorcere, but invading a powerful school of drow mages and then breaking into Gromph's personal office can hardly be an easy task.
Find out what goes wrong as we continue Out of the Abyss, a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
Starring:
Cody as Kira Truesilver
Schroeder as Ertlan
Lucas as Jaren Everfell
Troy as Trogdor
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[00:00:19] How How How This
[00:00:35] Okay, I can get you in. Perfect. I cannot be seen getting my hands dirty in this though.
[00:00:43] So once you're in, you're on your own. Okay, right? That's what we got grin for over here. He should be a help.
[00:00:51] Do you have any magical items that can help us on our quest?
[00:00:55] Yes, actually. They'll hand each one of you a potion.
[00:00:59] A potion of greater invisibility.
[00:01:03] Oh, nice. I actually have the spell. Thank you.
[00:01:06] Well now you don't have to burn one of yours.
[00:01:09] I was reaching for the magic potion ball. We all went to Saltier for a DCC day. This last weekend and he found an awesome like magic eight ball potion thing.
[00:01:18] Yes, so you can shake it up and deter and that's what your potion is.
[00:01:21] Determine what the random potion is that you find.
[00:01:24] I had a plan. I fell through but I'm actually working on John Graham's shot glass module for D&D.
[00:01:34] He wanted me to write something for that. I had some ideas. Yeah.
[00:01:39] We should talk about that. I need to do some writing.
[00:01:42] Potion of greater invisibility.
[00:01:46] Yeah, that's not a cheap potion.
[00:01:50] Cute.
[00:01:51] I'll look at both grin and begrudgingly Lucas.
[00:01:56] Can we actually use this in there?
[00:01:59] Yes.
[00:02:00] Like we won't stand out like a sore thumb to any sort of security.
[00:02:06] No, unless you're in the middle of the guard spells no, the what?
[00:02:13] Making our counter check.
[00:02:16] This should be easy. Rolled terribly.
[00:02:20] Sixty. Twenty one. It's like still eleven.
[00:02:24] You can look up the spell guards and wards.
[00:02:28] Lucas forgot he has about twenty layers of that spell permanently on sorcerer.
[00:02:35] How long does the potion last?
[00:02:37] One minute.
[00:02:38] Yep. Okay.
[00:02:39] Well, sometimes the potions are different from the spells so I wasn't sure.
[00:02:43] Yeah, I didn't actually look up the potion. You might actually Google that.
[00:02:47] Because sometimes the potion was a lot longer.
[00:02:49] It could be but I don't know.
[00:02:51] I didn't know if you had it right there.
[00:02:53] I do not.
[00:02:55] Is this what we used in the fill it?
[00:02:59] No, I don't think so.
[00:03:01] Oh no. It's not okay. I see it's different.
[00:03:03] Yeah, it's just all kinds of different effects that anybody who's not supposed to be there is affected by.
[00:03:09] No matter where you're at on the grounds in the building.
[00:03:13] So it is essentially useless and will light us up like Christmas trees if we're inside the building when we use it.
[00:03:20] Inside the building if you're affected by the guards and words spells, you're surrounded by fog.
[00:03:25] If you're invisible, it doesn't fucking matter.
[00:03:27] You just fog.
[00:03:28] It'll look like a void in the fog.
[00:03:31] Daya.
[00:03:33] So there's a good chance that when we walk in the building, we're just going to be in fog regardless of.
[00:03:38] You have passwords.
[00:03:39] Oh, okay.
[00:03:41] Oh, gosh.
[00:03:42] The passwords are good for an hour.
[00:03:43] Okay.
[00:03:44] And Grin will point out that once you use that,
[00:03:47] the password cycles.
[00:03:49] It's not good for more than one.
[00:03:51] Daya.
[00:03:52] That's why each of you has an individual one.
[00:03:54] Okay.
[00:03:55] Potion of invisibility lasts an hour.
[00:03:57] Yeah.
[00:03:58] Invisibility is what about greater invisibility?
[00:04:01] Not detailed specifically in the book.
[00:04:03] Okay.
[00:04:04] So I just throw that out there.
[00:04:05] Yeah, because invisibility can last for up to an hour.
[00:04:08] But greater invisibility does not.
[00:04:10] Potion of giant strength is an hour.
[00:04:12] It's the closest thing I got to greater invisibility.
[00:04:17] Yeah, spell.
[00:04:18] Yeah.
[00:04:19] I know. Sometimes the potions have effects.
[00:04:21] It's far scurious.
[00:04:22] So should we ask if win walk would let us just straight fly the fuck out of Sorcerer?
[00:04:27] What's that?
[00:04:28] Would win walk let us fly like straight out of Sorcerer?
[00:04:32] Depending on the condition of our egress, yes.
[00:04:37] If the whole place is onto us, probably not.
[00:04:40] You'll probably have it countered right out from under you.
[00:04:43] Right.
[00:04:44] I just didn't know if there was like a dome of wards and you cannot magically pass through it.
[00:04:50] Oh no.
[00:04:51] Wizards fly through there all the time.
[00:04:53] We just need to be quick.
[00:04:54] We need to get in it.
[00:04:55] Get in, get out.
[00:04:56] I got to have a minute to cast this spell.
[00:04:57] I don't know if potion of greater invisibility exists Jeff.
[00:05:00] I don't see it anywhere.
[00:05:02] But this book mentions it.
[00:05:04] And it doesn't detail it in the potions.
[00:05:06] Let me make sure.
[00:05:07] Because I was gonna say literally one of the first Google searches that I did was
[00:05:10] you can't do potion of grazer invisibility.
[00:05:12] I'm like, I'm pretty sure that you can only do like third level spells and lower or something like that.
[00:05:18] I want to stress it alone.
[00:05:20] It's like a sock.
[00:05:21] I can't believe it details it out.
[00:05:23] It's not in the list of magic items.
[00:05:26] We'll just say it's a minute.
[00:05:28] Okay.
[00:05:29] I think it's very.
[00:05:30] So are you all ready to go?
[00:05:32] Jarlaxle is.
[00:05:33] I mean, what's our turtle gets back?
[00:05:36] I'd like peace pizza from upstairs because I'm hungry.
[00:05:41] But yes.
[00:05:42] Go ahead.
[00:05:43] We're waiting for him to understand.
[00:05:45] But you jumped out my throat when I asked Lucas if he had prepared his spells.
[00:05:48] So I just want to let you know I'm hungry Jeff.
[00:05:51] Ready?
[00:05:53] Fucking do it.
[00:05:54] Sweet.
[00:05:55] You guys are ready to go?
[00:05:57] Okay.
[00:05:58] Jarlaxle says your path from here there is clear.
[00:06:02] Straight shot.
[00:06:03] Good going.
[00:06:04] There's nothing else to it.
[00:06:06] He's got his guys clear in the path for you.
[00:06:08] Question.
[00:06:09] Yes.
[00:06:10] Were you guys, were your guys following us when we came in?
[00:06:13] I mean, we knew we kept an eye out for you but no.
[00:06:17] Make a clacky noise.
[00:06:18] That wouldn't you?
[00:06:19] No.
[00:06:20] How am I 500 gold bag?
[00:06:23] Would he know who that is?
[00:06:24] Egg on my face.
[00:06:26] Yeah, they're called Drow.
[00:06:28] No, those are the bander snatches.
[00:06:31] What the bander who now?
[00:06:33] It's a gang that's formed kind of taking advantage of the chaos since the attack.
[00:06:39] Wonderful.
[00:06:40] We grab him when we can, we shut him down as much as we can but there are some tough characters among them.
[00:06:49] But they're all right to kill.
[00:06:51] What's that?
[00:06:52] They're okay to kill.
[00:06:53] We can kill them.
[00:06:54] If you can get away with it yeah.
[00:06:56] Have you met the Drow before?
[00:06:57] Quite a few.
[00:06:59] Right.
[00:07:00] If you're the one killing a Drow in this city, it's not going to matter what the Drow is doing.
[00:07:05] Because you're not a Drow.
[00:07:07] What's fifth?
[00:07:08] So yeah, you can kill them all you want.
[00:07:11] I just wouldn't get caught doing it.
[00:07:14] Well, let's disource there.
[00:07:16] Let's go steal a book.
[00:07:17] Is our friend joining us who said that she wouldn't be joining us?
[00:07:23] If you're saying that you're leaving straight from there, sure.
[00:07:26] If everything goes according to plan, which it won't.
[00:07:31] But our hope is to be able to leave straight from there.
[00:07:34] Yeah, then let's go.
[00:07:36] Cool.
[00:07:37] Cheat.
[00:07:38] Dude, it hitches up a pack and gives what the hell's in here?
[00:07:43] I can never remember.
[00:07:44] Dalfrid.
[00:07:45] Dalfrid.
[00:07:46] Darnled.
[00:07:47] No.
[00:07:48] Dalfrid, no.
[00:07:49] Dalfrid, no.
[00:07:50] It gives Dalfrid a hug and hugs the half-drow and takes off.
[00:07:53] Green leads his away and you guys head for Sorcerer and you have no trouble getting there.
[00:08:00] It's weird.
[00:08:01] You guys came through town and there's a constant bustle.
[00:08:06] You're on deserted streets.
[00:08:08] Do they have a name?
[00:08:10] The deserted streets?
[00:08:12] Strawberry shortcake lane, banana split way.
[00:08:17] A good joke.
[00:08:18] Neapolitan road.
[00:08:20] And you guys get Sorcerer.
[00:08:23] We're moving along.
[00:08:25] When I was little, I couldn't say to you at all.
[00:08:28] I was going to napolitan.
[00:08:29] I don't know why.
[00:08:30] I think most kids did.
[00:08:31] I did too.
[00:08:32] My wife still does.
[00:08:33] Even though I tell her that most of those letters are not in that order, isn't that ice cream?
[00:08:39] Or there at all.
[00:08:40] Here are your people pronounce Sorcerer's fun too.
[00:08:42] It's like 60 different ways to pronounce it.
[00:08:46] Just like how you said it.
[00:08:47] 60 different ways to pronounce it.
[00:08:48] Fuck was that.
[00:08:49] I don't know.
[00:08:50] I've started calling it watcher sister sauce just because I thought it was funny.
[00:08:55] That's funny.
[00:08:57] Worcestershire.
[00:08:58] I will not be.
[00:08:59] Yeah.
[00:09:00] Okay, carry on.
[00:09:01] It's like the idea that we're running through completely barren streets that somehow is
[00:09:08] cleared.
[00:09:09] We're dancing along the way.
[00:09:10] It's like a music video or some shit.
[00:09:12] Yeah, we're totally doing a montage now.
[00:09:15] Yes.
[00:09:16] We're definitely, we're definitely sharking it.
[00:09:18] I need a hero.
[00:09:20] Yes.
[00:09:21] Hold it up for a hero until the end of the night.
[00:09:24] And you guys climb the stairs up to.
[00:09:26] You guys climb the stairs up to tear brush.
[00:09:33] You see three massive buildings in front of you.
[00:09:39] How about you fucking new man, new man?
[00:09:42] He's probably more accurate.
[00:09:45] What's that crazy frog for this group?
[00:09:47] You see a big pyramid.
[00:09:48] You see one that's shaped like a spider and you see one that is a tower.
[00:09:52] And Green points towards the tower.
[00:09:55] Sure.
[00:09:56] Don't want you got this spider one?
[00:09:57] You can if you want.
[00:09:58] I doubt you'll find the right book in there, but we will find a book.
[00:10:01] What will we find in there?
[00:10:04] These are three different academies.
[00:10:06] Maley Magther is the fighters.
[00:10:10] Fighters Academy.
[00:10:13] Tear branch.
[00:10:14] What is it?
[00:10:15] Tear branch.
[00:10:16] No, tear brushes is the whole area.
[00:10:19] Are actinolith.
[00:10:20] Oh yeah.
[00:10:21] Are actinolith is the the priest academy.
[00:10:25] Boring and Sorcerer.
[00:10:27] Where's the brothel?
[00:10:28] Not up here.
[00:10:29] We are the brothel.
[00:10:30] Okay, let's go find a book.
[00:10:32] Probably you have to hit the bearer in for that.
[00:10:35] Unless you want one of them high class ones that catered to whatever taste you got.
[00:10:41] Listening.
[00:10:42] That's a lot.
[00:10:44] That's a lot of leather and ashtlass chaps for that, dryter.
[00:10:49] You guys you guys head up the stairs in the doors and I'm assuming speaker passwords.
[00:10:55] It was like, grin when do we say the password?
[00:10:58] I would say the measure entering the door password.
[00:11:02] Yep.
[00:11:03] Password.
[00:11:04] You start as you're walking in you start to see the the the whole way filled with fog.
[00:11:10] And as you say it, that really shit.
[00:11:13] Run one.
[00:11:14] Throw on that big the tower.
[00:11:16] Money sign money sign capital A R three uppercase T shit.
[00:11:22] It was lower case.
[00:11:23] You have to have an uppercase and the sign in this somewhere that is not going to work.
[00:11:28] You guys head up now that you're in here make me a group stealth role.
[00:11:35] I want to see how we are.
[00:11:38] Only for a minute if we want to be.
[00:11:40] No, you got to be two by the way Jeff it was.
[00:11:42] Oh, I do it was decided it was only a bigger.
[00:11:45] Well, 17 if you want to be a real asshole.
[00:11:48] Trojan is to make another one too.
[00:11:52] 17 hmm.
[00:11:55] You've got this giant metal man clumping around beside you.
[00:11:59] A gentleman totally average and not undersized at all five Jeff.
[00:12:04] Man, I should have not a bad role.
[00:12:08] We we oiled him really well before we walked in.
[00:12:11] I'm assuming they don't have any add-ons.
[00:12:15] Probably not the same thing.
[00:12:17] You may be looking for a penalty to Dex.
[00:12:21] What is its dexterity score?
[00:12:24] Oh, you got a negative one.
[00:12:26] Yeah, subtract one from the role.
[00:12:29] 11.
[00:12:30] Okay, that was a 17.
[00:12:33] Okay, you guys are good.
[00:12:36] The big metal man is definitely clumping around alongside the smaller metal man.
[00:12:43] But we're sneaking.
[00:12:46] For some reason it doesn't stand out too much in the the major's academy.
[00:12:51] You don't draw too much attention and still singing door to battle songs though.
[00:12:56] You start climbing the tower.
[00:12:58] Grin says you're going to find Gromp's sanctum at the top and keep going.
[00:13:07] As we're going up I'm like, hey, Grin, does Gromp sanctum have a window?
[00:13:13] That's not the question you should be asking.
[00:13:16] Does it have any traps?
[00:13:18] That's still not the question you should be asking.
[00:13:20] What's the question?
[00:13:21] We're going to die.
[00:13:23] Is Gromp's sanctum on this plane of existence?
[00:13:27] You might be able to go out the window in fucking wherever.
[00:13:33] That's what I would be asking.
[00:13:35] Also did it give us anything to actually get in there without killing us?
[00:13:38] He did not.
[00:13:39] No, this is a big metal thing.
[00:13:41] If he'd been asked about traps on his office, he'd be like, well yeah, it's trapped.
[00:13:47] But I've been building those traps for the last few centuries.
[00:13:51] I don't remember what all of them are.
[00:13:53] They're documented in the office.
[00:13:55] It's fair.
[00:13:56] It's fair.
[00:13:57] It's shitty, but fair.
[00:13:59] Roll me a D20, someone.
[00:14:01] Got you.
[00:14:02] 17.
[00:14:03] That's my first roll buff 10 for the night.
[00:14:06] I knew it wasn't in for you.
[00:14:08] You guys rolled high enough on your stealth check.
[00:14:11] You're able to avoid being noticed by them, but you see a group of slaves doing chores.
[00:14:18] Okay.
[00:14:19] Sure.
[00:14:20] Go up another row or at another level, make another stealth roll.
[00:14:25] That's more like it.
[00:14:27] It hopped on top of the dice to a crit 20.
[00:14:31] Nice.
[00:14:32] Check that out.
[00:14:33] You could not do that again if you tried.
[00:14:35] Never.
[00:14:36] 22.
[00:14:37] Stealth, right?
[00:14:40] 17 again.
[00:14:41] And he got 11.
[00:14:44] You got 16.
[00:14:45] Cool.
[00:14:46] You're lucky.
[00:14:47] These guys are rolling decent.
[00:14:49] You'll get 10?
[00:14:50] Yeah, 10.
[00:14:51] Getting better.
[00:14:52] That's twice your last call.
[00:14:53] You're not.
[00:14:54] You didn't matter.
[00:14:55] Don't hand in your card yet.
[00:14:57] I don't know what it doesn't do.
[00:14:59] It doesn't hurt.
[00:15:00] Again, you're you're you're able to avoid notice, but you do run and you do cross paths with
[00:15:06] several drown mages.
[00:15:08] Cool.
[00:15:09] We're just working on it.
[00:15:11] Oh no.
[00:15:12] Working our way to the ground office.
[00:15:15] I really like this development of earthland where he talks about the very obvious things
[00:15:20] he's doing while trying to do clandestine things.
[00:15:23] Yeah, it's a good quirk to...
[00:15:26] Yeah, I'm just here watching Windows totally not spying on anyone.
[00:15:30] I'm just the innocent window washer.
[00:15:32] It's what he's developed to keep himself from going mad because he's just talking himself
[00:15:36] through everything that's going on.
[00:15:39] Give me one more group stealth check.
[00:15:45] This is not looking good.
[00:15:47] 20?
[00:15:48] That's good.
[00:15:49] What else did you guys get?
[00:15:52] Gentleman 6.
[00:15:54] 12.
[00:15:55] What's your other one?
[00:15:57] What are you doing?
[00:15:58] I passed my skill check.
[00:16:01] Nice.
[00:16:02] That's more than half.
[00:16:04] Would you get?
[00:16:05] Okay, we're going to get it.
[00:16:06] Because they both got theirs.
[00:16:09] Okay.
[00:16:12] You come across...
[00:16:13] I was trying to save it for something else but that works.
[00:16:16] As you're getting up towards the door to Grumps' sanctum,
[00:16:20] you come across another slave.
[00:16:23] Okay?
[00:16:24] This is a surface elf and she does at least notice you but you didn't...
[00:16:32] didn't roll low enough to actually pull attention.
[00:16:36] Okay.
[00:16:37] You get that?
[00:16:38] Nothing?
[00:16:39] Mind wipe.
[00:16:40] Cool.
[00:16:41] Go on.
[00:16:43] Anything noticeable about her?
[00:16:46] She seems interested but she's not interested or...
[00:16:52] More that she notices your group and just as interested.
[00:16:56] But you guys didn't roll low enough to really have to interact unless you want to.
[00:17:02] Oh, I'm always...
[00:17:03] You just let me know.
[00:17:05] No, it's up to you.
[00:17:07] You get to the door.
[00:17:09] Sweet.
[00:17:10] The faster we finish, the faster we play another game.
[00:17:14] Cool.
[00:17:15] We're at the door.
[00:17:16] There are not many opportunities you're going to have to be in Menso Barons' end.
[00:17:20] Let's do it for a vacation.
[00:17:21] We're here to get a thing and go.
[00:17:24] Guys, one of you roll me a D6.
[00:17:27] Good?
[00:17:28] You can read yours.
[00:17:30] Five.
[00:17:31] Okay.
[00:17:32] I go with five.
[00:17:33] Okay.
[00:17:34] Who's gonna get an indoors?
[00:17:37] This one is definitely locked.
[00:17:39] I can cast knock on it.
[00:17:41] You could?
[00:17:42] That's what you want?
[00:17:43] Dead.
[00:17:44] I mean, it's worth a shot.
[00:17:45] My only other suggestion is for either Troy or I to break it down and then eat whatever
[00:17:50] spell comes out which could be a death ray.
[00:17:53] Yeah.
[00:17:54] I should probably check to see if it's trapped first before we open it.
[00:17:58] But I just...
[00:17:59] We can unlock it.
[00:18:00] For who?
[00:18:01] I don't know.
[00:18:02] Unlock it.
[00:18:03] Then we'll open it.
[00:18:04] Okay.
[00:18:05] I unlock it.
[00:18:06] Yeah.
[00:18:07] Troy, you want face check this?
[00:18:10] Or do you want shield guardian face check this?
[00:18:13] Because we don't have any...
[00:18:15] We don't have any rogues.
[00:18:17] Just whisper rage as you cross the line.
[00:18:19] It's unlocked?
[00:18:20] Yeah, he said he just got a knock on it.
[00:18:22] I unlocked it.
[00:18:23] Everyone stand back.
[00:18:25] I knew you took that for a reason.
[00:18:29] You were made chaining to open the door?
[00:18:31] Yeah.
[00:18:32] Okay.
[00:18:33] Door opens.
[00:18:34] Does the spell okay?
[00:18:35] It's act magic.
[00:18:36] Yeah.
[00:18:38] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:18:41] Blam!
[00:18:42] Fucking everything's bad.
[00:18:44] It's probably easier to figure out what is magic.
[00:18:46] I understand.
[00:18:47] The screws holding on the door.
[00:18:49] Specifically around the door.
[00:18:50] Yeah.
[00:18:51] What am I getting?
[00:18:52] Conjuration, evocation.
[00:18:54] All kinds of shit.
[00:18:55] Like on the door?
[00:18:57] No, not on the door.
[00:19:00] There would have been...
[00:19:02] What is abduration on the door?
[00:19:04] Abduration.
[00:19:05] Yeah.
[00:19:06] Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:08] Do you see anything on the floor?
[00:19:10] Do you see any sigils drawn?
[00:19:12] Do I?
[00:19:14] Yeah, I'm sure you do.
[00:19:16] You like just follow me!
[00:19:17] Any steps over magic.
[00:19:18] This spell magic.
[00:19:20] Okay.
[00:19:21] I also have that if we want to double team anything.
[00:19:25] Make your roll.
[00:19:27] It's no-
[00:19:27] Is it a roll?
[00:19:28] No, have it.
[00:19:30] It doesn't work.
[00:19:32] Dc equals 10 plus spelled.
[00:19:35] I know what the Dc is.
[00:19:37] I just chucked grin at him.
[00:19:39] Do I anything to that?
[00:19:41] You want to try that?
[00:19:42] You were spell casting modifier.
[00:19:43] It's intelligence, isn't it?
[00:19:44] Yeah.
[00:19:45] I know you've got a thing you can add to it but...
[00:19:47] So...
[00:19:48] It's a D4, you got a roll.
[00:19:50] 18!
[00:19:51] Okay.
[00:19:53] Does the sigil disappear?
[00:19:54] The sigil doesn't disappear but you see the ore disappear from around it.
[00:19:58] There you go.
[00:19:59] Okay, it worked.
[00:20:01] I will still send the the the shill guardian in first.
[00:20:05] Okay.
[00:20:06] Cabo!
[00:20:07] He's melts.
[00:20:08] Walking in you don't...
[00:20:10] He's paying for it.
[00:20:11] Do a...
[00:20:12] I have a good name.
[00:20:13] Two were the room.
[00:20:15] Okay.
[00:20:16] Nothing.
[00:20:17] Nothing sets off.
[00:20:18] No, he can walk around the room.
[00:20:19] Okay.
[00:20:20] Nothing happens.
[00:20:21] I will pick up my...
[00:20:22] I will pick up my...
[00:20:23] my glaive which I don't have ignited.
[00:20:25] Fuck.
[00:20:26] And I'll step to this.
[00:20:27] Fuck.
[00:20:28] And I'll step to the door.
[00:20:29] Okay.
[00:20:30] You walk through the door?
[00:20:31] What do I see?
[00:20:32] No, he actually did dispel the...
[00:20:34] It's good because the thing on the door...
[00:20:36] The thing on the door was fucking nasty.
[00:20:37] What do we see in here?
[00:20:39] You see a huge desk.
[00:20:41] Several bookshelves.
[00:20:43] Oh, let me make sure there's not anything else specific that you see.
[00:20:48] Does the...
[00:20:50] The chamber beyond the doors floored in black marble.
[00:20:53] Lined with shelves laden with books and scrolls
[00:20:56] and dominated by a broad desk of polished bone.
[00:20:59] A plush chair covered with lizard hides sits behind the desk
[00:21:03] while a smaller and simpler zirquid chair sits facing it on the opposite side.
[00:21:08] A seven-foot tall obsidian statue of a four-armed sword wielding draw warrior
[00:21:14] stands behind the desk against one wall.
[00:21:17] Burning red candles are set about the room in holders made from skeletal hands.
[00:21:24] The desk is...
[00:21:25] How many drawers does it have?
[00:21:27] Several.
[00:21:28] Any of them magically trapped?
[00:21:30] Yeah, are...
[00:21:31] Is there anything glowing from the desk?
[00:21:34] There's all kinds of shit glowing from the desk.
[00:21:37] They're a book just kind of hanging out on the desk.
[00:21:40] Oh no.
[00:21:41] Probably in a chest or drawer or something.
[00:21:44] Um...
[00:21:45] Has it been more than a minute?
[00:21:47] No, your...
[00:21:48] Your detect magic still goes.
[00:21:51] I meant my...
[00:21:52] My... my mage hand.
[00:21:53] Like, start opening drawers.
[00:21:55] Okay?
[00:21:56] No, I mean you can do that.
[00:21:57] Is that...
[00:21:58] Yeah.
[00:21:59] Okay, cool.
[00:22:00] The big stone statue cracks in the outside shell of the crumbles and a metallic body steps out
[00:22:06] and starts moving towards you.
[00:22:08] Cool.
[00:22:09] Roll for initiative.
[00:22:10] Yeah.
[00:22:12] I had to get it somewhere.
[00:22:13] Fucking hell.
[00:22:15] That toy doesn't do any good on initiative.
[00:22:18] It's not the worst thing ever, but yeah.
[00:22:21] That is a skill check.
[00:22:23] I know, but...
[00:22:24] What's your total?
[00:22:25] That is nice.
[00:22:26] Mine's a 26.
[00:22:28] What's your total?
[00:22:29] Uh...
[00:22:30] Ah, buddy.
[00:22:32] 22.
[00:22:33] Just pissy.
[00:22:35] There he goes.
[00:22:37] Much bigger, buddy.
[00:22:38] It's so sweet.
[00:22:39] Staring pointedly at Lucas' character.
[00:22:41] As I enter the room, I say touch.
[00:22:44] Oh no!
[00:22:45] We're rolling for initiative.
[00:22:46] Yeah.
[00:22:47] You missed out.
[00:22:48] He made a hand open some drawers and a metallic thing came out.
[00:22:52] So what I was getting ready to say before my wife said, can you come help with the baby please?
[00:22:56] Was to turn around and say, touch nothing but the book.
[00:23:01] We didn't see the book.
[00:23:03] Yeah, we were able to find the book.
[00:23:04] I understand that, but that doesn't mean we have to touch things.
[00:23:07] Do it now.
[00:23:09] What was the seventh foothold statue of that was clearly alive, Jeff?
[00:23:13] For our own growl warrior.
[00:23:15] Yeah, once he started pulling open drawers, the stone around it cracked and the metallic body stepped out.
[00:23:22] Biter legs?
[00:23:24] No.
[00:23:25] Can I still for arms?
[00:23:26] Yes!
[00:23:27] Okay.
[00:23:28] We get to fight mechanical guru.
[00:23:32] Kindest.
[00:23:33] Hey, you're a machine.
[00:23:34] Talk him down.
[00:23:35] You need a minute.
[00:23:36] It's okay.
[00:23:37] You know what this is?
[00:23:38] Fuck's going on because you guys not the fucking touch anything.
[00:23:41] Show left.
[00:23:42] Okay.
[00:23:43] Touch nothing but the book.
[00:23:48] Because like, this is just the outer chamber, right?
[00:23:50] Like there's probably a secret inner chamber somewhere or a secret secret.
[00:23:57] Like he's a fucking prick.
[00:23:58] It's going to be on a pedestal somewhere with unholy hellfire light on it.
[00:24:02] We saw no book in the open.
[00:24:04] Right, because this is the fake office.
[00:24:06] Well, try.
[00:24:07] 22.
[00:24:08] Lucas.
[00:24:09] 26.
[00:24:10] Trader.
[00:24:12] 9.
[00:24:13] Thank God I'm not the only single digit.
[00:24:16] Grady.
[00:24:17] 6.
[00:24:18] Why does your plus two initiative?
[00:24:22] Let's do this and feed some stuff.
[00:24:25] Due to some stuff that Tyler did, that Lucas doesn't really understand.
[00:24:28] Right.
[00:24:29] I blame him for everything.
[00:24:31] Lucas, you're up.
[00:24:32] It's a thought.
[00:24:33] Actually, let's draw a little bit of this.
[00:24:36] It doesn't even have to be...
[00:24:37] Better than sending lightning, arcing out across the ground.
[00:24:42] Minis.
[00:24:43] I don't have one, so just use that.
[00:24:47] I know Grady walked in.
[00:24:48] It's still technically, I guess, haven't walked in.
[00:24:51] Well, I see a lot of things going on.
[00:24:54] Other things were going on.
[00:24:55] Troy would have to be in here so he could see to Mayjand.
[00:24:59] I have no idea.
[00:25:01] Was it painted or no?
[00:25:02] No.
[00:25:03] There.
[00:25:05] Yep.
[00:25:06] Where do you want him?
[00:25:07] Where's the door?
[00:25:08] Right here.
[00:25:09] Sure.
[00:25:10] Probably to the right of Kira.
[00:25:14] Lucas, is this here?
[00:25:15] It is today.
[00:25:16] Where do you want to be?
[00:25:17] You can put me more fully in the room, Jeff.
[00:25:20] I wouldn't have...
[00:25:21] Once there's no magic setting off, I would have gone in and investigated
[00:25:24] without touching anything.
[00:25:26] Should have been here.
[00:25:27] Wait, where's the door?
[00:25:29] I'm just pulling it right in front of the door.
[00:25:34] Okay.
[00:25:35] There's other random knickknacks and shit, like a...
[00:25:40] Probably like a sand table type thing.
[00:25:43] Other random things that a high level mage would have in his office.
[00:25:47] Sure.
[00:25:48] Kira was asking before.
[00:25:49] Is there a window in here?
[00:25:51] No.
[00:25:52] Internal...
[00:25:53] Or internal room.
[00:25:54] Okay.
[00:25:55] Makes sense.
[00:25:57] Almost like the arch...
[00:26:00] The arch mage does not want line of sight into his office.
[00:26:03] I mean, that makes sense now that you say it.
[00:26:06] I've never been an arch mage before.
[00:26:08] I didn't know.
[00:26:10] How tall is the floor ceiling?
[00:26:13] 20 feet.
[00:26:15] Not overly huge but...
[00:26:17] This thing is a large creature.
[00:26:19] It is large.
[00:26:20] Okay.
[00:26:21] I don't know if we're waiting on him to get back or he's going to start.
[00:26:23] I assume.
[00:26:24] You can go ahead and start.
[00:26:25] Okay.
[00:26:26] You're up first.
[00:26:27] Great.
[00:26:28] He's last.
[00:26:30] I don't know what that role is.
[00:26:32] Okay.
[00:26:33] It's an 11.
[00:26:34] That's fail.
[00:26:35] Okay.
[00:26:36] He is held.
[00:26:37] No, he's not.
[00:26:38] Hold monster?
[00:26:39] Okay.
[00:26:40] Yep.
[00:26:41] It's a good try.
[00:26:42] I would ask before you do that if it's a monster.
[00:26:44] No!
[00:26:45] No, that totally would hold most anything.
[00:26:49] Yeah.
[00:26:50] It's not human because it's italic.
[00:26:52] So I assume told monster was the way to go.
[00:26:54] So...
[00:26:55] I have a question.
[00:26:56] Yes, possible to make an arcanor roll to understand why it didn't work.
[00:27:00] Sure.
[00:27:01] Lucas can on his turn.
[00:27:02] Okay.
[00:27:03] Which right now?
[00:27:04] You have a carnal roll.
[00:27:06] Well...
[00:27:07] It's 12.
[00:27:08] No.
[00:27:09] With a 12 you're not even sure exactly what this thing is.
[00:27:12] Okay.
[00:27:13] Meet.
[00:27:14] He's next.
[00:27:15] Troy.
[00:27:16] I'm trying to understand exactly what this spell is saying.
[00:27:19] So wind wall.
[00:27:20] Okay.
[00:27:21] Make a wall of wind.
[00:27:23] Of wind.
[00:27:24] It says, when the wall appears, each creature within its area.
[00:27:28] What does that mean?
[00:27:29] It means it's a wall that can be passed through and you can put it over top of somebody.
[00:27:35] Okay.
[00:27:36] It's good to know we can't at least rely on that spell if we needed it for anything.
[00:27:41] Yeah, but yeah.
[00:27:42] I'll cast it and just like the five squares and...
[00:27:45] That thing.
[00:27:46] Okay.
[00:27:47] What does it do?
[00:27:48] Must succeed on a strength saving throw.
[00:27:50] Once it...
[00:27:51] I guess crosses.
[00:27:53] Strong wind keeps fog smoking other.
[00:27:55] Gets the bay.
[00:27:56] Smaller, smaller flank creatures or objects can't pass through the wall.
[00:28:00] Loose lightweight materials brought into the wall from my upwards.
[00:28:02] Arrow's bolts and other ordinary objects launch to the target.
[00:28:06] Behind the wall are defucted upward.
[00:28:08] I'm actually miss.
[00:28:10] Boulders are hold by giants.
[00:28:12] Cretches and gash is form can't pass through it.
[00:28:15] It's decent.
[00:28:18] Trying to decide if this thing is susceptible to bolt.
[00:28:23] You can make an arcana check.
[00:28:28] Okay, good.
[00:28:29] 19.
[00:28:30] That is an iron golem.
[00:28:32] What do you want to know?
[00:28:33] Does it have any elemental weaknesses?
[00:28:36] Weaknesses?
[00:28:37] No.
[00:28:38] Does it have any...
[00:28:39] Is it resistant to anything?
[00:28:40] There we go.
[00:28:41] Quite a bit.
[00:28:43] Bullets!
[00:28:44] My only weakness.
[00:28:46] How did you know?
[00:28:47] Do we understand why hold person doesn't work on it?
[00:28:50] It is immune to paralysis.
[00:28:53] It's a good try.
[00:28:55] Yeah, it was.
[00:28:57] So this might actually be beneficial sort of.
[00:29:02] Okay.
[00:29:03] The stone golem will be...
[00:29:08] Iron?
[00:29:09] No.
[00:29:10] My shield guardian, whatever.
[00:29:13] Oh.
[00:29:14] I need a constitution saving throw place.
[00:29:18] Oh, and it's a...
[00:29:20] You get disadvantage.
[00:29:21] Okay, so that I roll straight.
[00:29:23] Why do I have disadvantage?
[00:29:25] Because you're made of metal.
[00:29:27] Oh.
[00:29:28] That's only a nine.
[00:29:30] It's a nine.
[00:29:31] The stone guardian has cast shatter.
[00:29:33] So I need a 3D8...
[00:29:35] Re-chatter to me please.
[00:29:37] Each creature in a 10 foot radius sphere centered on that point
[00:29:42] must make a constitution saving throw creature
[00:29:44] to create thunder damage on a failed save
[00:29:47] half as much on the successful.
[00:29:49] The creature made of inorganic materials
[00:29:51] such as stone crystal metal has disadvantage on the saving throw.
[00:29:54] Okay, so there's nothing beyond that.
[00:29:56] It used to really fuck up some creatures.
[00:29:59] Yeah.
[00:30:00] Yeah.
[00:30:01] Back when it was cool.
[00:30:03] 19thunder damage.
[00:30:05] Because we know it's an iron golem,
[00:30:07] or at least he does,
[00:30:09] are we allowed to look up information about iron golems?
[00:30:12] Per check.
[00:30:13] Okay.
[00:30:14] What?
[00:30:15] Is the wings bad?
[00:30:16] Good.
[00:30:17] Are we allowed to know the resistance
[00:30:19] since he asked that question?
[00:30:20] And you just said a lot.
[00:30:21] I'm not going to list off everything.
[00:30:23] Is it resistant to fire?
[00:30:25] Yes.
[00:30:26] Okay, there's a third question.
[00:30:28] Is it resistant to...
[00:30:30] That's actually a fourth.
[00:30:32] No, it's not.
[00:30:33] Vulner abilities are resistances and paralysis.
[00:30:37] I didn't ask paralysis.
[00:30:39] That was somebody else.
[00:30:40] So you gave them that answer.
[00:30:42] Okay.
[00:30:43] I think it's whoever's next.
[00:30:45] It would be Kalesa.
[00:30:46] Oh, I didn't get...
[00:30:47] No, she hit the mic in the back!
[00:30:49] Fuck him up!
[00:30:50] Kalesa has the spear and grin is the little guy.
[00:30:55] Kalesa doesn't even think she has weapons.
[00:31:00] She has spellcaster here now.
[00:31:02] No.
[00:31:03] She is a spy.
[00:31:05] Yeah, just give her a dagger.
[00:31:07] Okay, she has a dagger that she hangs out in the hallway with.
[00:31:12] Yeah, I have a clue.
[00:31:14] I hand her my dagger.
[00:31:17] This guy comes marching out.
[00:31:20] What does the strength check her strength save do?
[00:31:24] He needs a strength saving throw.
[00:31:26] Is it to be able to pass through the wall?
[00:31:30] No.
[00:31:32] It's whether or not to take damage.
[00:31:35] Take damage.
[00:31:36] Yes.
[00:31:37] That's 20.
[00:31:39] It fails against multiples of five.
[00:31:42] All right, you take half as much.
[00:31:45] What am I taking damage from?
[00:31:47] The wind wall.
[00:31:48] Really?
[00:31:49] Yeah.
[00:31:50] 10 bludgeoning.
[00:31:51] So if anybody has anything to push this thing back, be good.
[00:31:56] Okay.
[00:31:57] What is causing the damage?
[00:31:59] Is it just being buffeted by random crap blown by the wind?
[00:32:03] I guess.
[00:32:05] Okay, because it's damage type like four.
[00:32:08] I mean, it's bludgeoning.
[00:32:10] But a wall of strong wind rises from the ground.
[00:32:14] You can make the wall blah blah blah.
[00:32:16] You can shape it anyway.
[00:32:17] When the wall appears, each creature within its area must make a strength saving throw
[00:32:20] a creature takes 3d8 bludgeoning damage on a failed save half as much on a successful.
[00:32:26] The strong wind keeps fog smoke.
[00:32:27] Other guesses at bay, small offline creatures can pass through.
[00:32:31] Okay.
[00:32:33] Yeah, it looks like it's things impacting because it talks about things getting thrown around.
[00:32:38] That would be the best guess because the wind itself isn't probably causing damage.
[00:32:43] Right.
[00:32:44] Because I don't know.
[00:32:45] I'll call it half damage because normally any just bludgeoning wouldn't do anything.
[00:32:51] Magic bludgeoning.
[00:32:52] That's why I'm giving you half.
[00:32:54] Okay.
[00:32:56] Then the golem keeps going.
[00:32:58] You get a thing when you get to near area?
[00:33:00] Do you have a reaction for that?
[00:33:01] No.
[00:33:02] I mean, I'm trying to decide where I'm going.
[00:33:04] It depends on where it goes first.
[00:33:06] There.
[00:33:07] You doing anything?
[00:33:09] I can't do anything until I think.
[00:33:13] Either you attack somebody or you provoke an op attack, which you haven't provoked an op attack yet.
[00:33:17] Okay.
[00:33:18] Then...
[00:33:20] Yeah, fuck it.
[00:33:21] Everybody...
[00:33:22] Because I can't do tunnel fighter unless I go first and set it.
[00:33:27] Now there you might have provoked an op attack.
[00:33:29] I'm still within your...
[00:33:30] I'm still within your range.
[00:33:31] You're trying to reach me.
[00:33:32] I just can't see it.
[00:33:33] So you're here, so you've got ten feet of reach.
[00:33:36] He's still within your reach.
[00:33:37] I don't have ten feet of reach because I haven't lit up the gleeve.
[00:33:40] Oh.
[00:33:41] Well, he's still within five feet of you.
[00:33:42] Yeah.
[00:33:43] No.
[00:33:44] I just can't see the lines from here.
[00:33:45] Yep.
[00:33:46] He is going to let out a cone of poison gas, which is why I thought the wind wall was a really good idea.
[00:33:54] He couldn't do it from back there.
[00:33:56] He's just...
[00:33:57] Oh.
[00:33:58] No, it's just part of his bill.
[00:34:00] He dumps it.
[00:34:01] He just spews these three.
[00:34:04] Actually, these four need to make a constitution save.
[00:34:08] Am I allowed to use a racial ability?
[00:34:11] I don't know.
[00:34:12] What is it?
[00:34:13] Hold breath for an hour.
[00:34:14] Nice.
[00:34:15] Because I'm a turtle.
[00:34:16] I don't think so.
[00:34:19] Because most like Cloud Kill and other poison attacks, it doesn't matter if you're breathing
[00:34:25] or you're still absorbing it.
[00:34:27] It's in your eyes.
[00:34:29] Okay.
[00:34:30] What does it mean we need to make?
[00:34:32] The constitution closes the swimming lids.
[00:34:34] Is this one of those times I can leave my advantage?
[00:34:37] Nope.
[00:34:38] That's only for concentrating on spells.
[00:34:40] I was forgetting this.
[00:34:43] Seventeen.
[00:34:46] Also, seventeen.
[00:34:52] What did our friends roll?
[00:34:53] Hang on.
[00:34:55] Ten-de-eight.
[00:34:57] That was a couple of eights there.
[00:35:00] Ferk.
[00:35:03] Okay.
[00:35:04] What'd you get?
[00:35:06] I'm not in it.
[00:35:07] Yeah, you are.
[00:35:08] You said those four.
[00:35:10] These four.
[00:35:11] Oh.
[00:35:12] It's a fifteen foot cone.
[00:35:15] What is it?
[00:35:16] Concefe?
[00:35:17] Concefe.
[00:35:18] Twenty-six.
[00:35:20] So you're burning your reaction.
[00:35:22] What is your constitution bonus?
[00:35:25] Plus eight.
[00:35:26] On a safe arrow.
[00:35:27] Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:35:28] I thought that you were doing the touch of genius.
[00:35:31] No.
[00:35:32] Okay, you pass.
[00:35:34] Now that Kalesa passes and you two take four.
[00:35:38] Sevendines.
[00:35:39] Yep.
[00:35:40] There's 46 points of damage.
[00:35:43] Four D6 or 46.
[00:35:45] 46.
[00:35:46] Okay.
[00:35:47] Poison damage if that matters.
[00:35:51] Ouch.
[00:35:53] Uh, green is going to go.
[00:35:56] Why did I write?
[00:35:57] Are you talking to your right again, Jeff?
[00:35:59] Uh, sure.
[00:36:00] Okay.
[00:36:02] I must be tired of something.
[00:36:04] I can't look at things for shit.
[00:36:07] Green steps over and throws a magic missile at it.
[00:36:17] That's not bad.
[00:36:20] He takes a chunk out of it.
[00:36:22] That's like almost 20 damage on a magic missile.
[00:36:26] It's a solid magic missile.
[00:36:28] It was.
[00:36:29] Shrouded, you're up.
[00:36:30] Sorry I'm still mathing.
[00:36:31] I was making sure I didn't have resistance to poison before I...
[00:36:34] Yeah, that's why I made sure to tell you.
[00:36:36] Yeah.
[00:36:37] I think it's only dwarfs that do.
[00:36:39] Yeah, I had poison to rip down.
[00:36:41] I think I was poisoned previously.
[00:36:43] Ah, gotcha.
[00:36:44] And I was just making sure that I didn't write poison down
[00:36:47] like a resistance.
[00:36:48] My brain does not want him to work.
[00:36:52] Okay.
[00:36:53] Uh, I'm going to roll our conno-check.
[00:36:56] Cool.
[00:36:57] Uh, that is A21.
[00:36:59] Okay.
[00:37:00] Are they resistant to an acro-dict damage?
[00:37:04] No.
[00:37:05] Um, if banished, do gollums come back to this plane?
[00:37:10] Yes.
[00:37:11] Can I save my third question for later?
[00:37:14] No.
[00:37:15] That's three.
[00:37:16] Ah.
[00:37:17] You haven't watched the D-D-Moon.
[00:37:19] I didn't have any question.
[00:37:20] Uh, that's resistant to force.
[00:37:22] I didn't.
[00:37:23] Um, okay.
[00:37:24] Go ahead and make a con save then.
[00:37:26] Okay.
[00:37:27] That's not great.
[00:37:29] That's only a 12.
[00:37:32] Then it does not pass and it gets the full 88.
[00:37:36] Nice.
[00:37:37] On my blight.
[00:37:39] Oh, blight is nice.
[00:37:42] Blight's necrotic?
[00:37:43] Yes it is.
[00:37:45] It's 31 points in acro-dict damage.
[00:38:01] Okay.
[00:38:02] Um, and then I will...
[00:38:05] I'm going to move around it without triggering an op-attack.
[00:38:08] I'm just going to work my way around.
[00:38:10] So there's not a cone hitting four people.
[00:38:13] How far?
[00:38:14] Uh, we'll go one more.
[00:38:16] How much total is that?
[00:38:17] 20.
[00:38:18] Um, take me another five foot onto diagonal right there.
[00:38:23] Okay.
[00:38:24] Uh, that's good because I don't have any cantrips.
[00:38:27] I believe that are bonus actions besides spray the dice.
[00:38:29] Chalely and, uh, I don't know if you have magic stone.
[00:38:33] I don't have magic stone.
[00:38:34] I can chalely.
[00:38:35] I'll do that.
[00:38:36] Okay.
[00:38:37] And that will be my turn.
[00:38:38] Grady, you're up.
[00:38:41] I'm seeing it listed in one place and not listed in another place.
[00:38:44] So we'll see whatever Jeff decides, it's up to him.
[00:38:46] Uh, rage, reckless attack.
[00:38:49] Um, my super bad ass, uh, adamantine hand axes.
[00:38:53] Which in some places say that they get through the golem in other places they don't.
[00:38:57] So I'll let you decide.
[00:38:59] Uh, uh, damage immunity for bludgeoning piercing and slashing from non-magical weapons.
[00:39:07] Not made from adamantine.
[00:39:09] Get off!
[00:39:10] Hit!
[00:39:11] Fucked!
[00:39:12] Uh, if I can hit.
[00:39:15] 19 hit?
[00:39:16] Oh, it's right here.
[00:39:18] No!
[00:39:19] How much?
[00:39:22] 19.
[00:39:24] Second attack.
[00:39:28] That one hit.
[00:39:29] Wow, it's got, I hope that hits.
[00:39:31] This is 27.
[00:39:32] Yeah, yeah, that hits.
[00:39:34] Tell me ability check, same thing.
[00:39:36] Um, somebody, somebody want to maneuver because I'm going to add an extra de-aid of dice.
[00:39:40] Dammit or damage to it.
[00:39:42] Um, you can move up to half your movement speed without provoking an op attack.
[00:39:48] Lucas do you want to move?
[00:39:49] I'll give you the option.
[00:39:50] Yeah, it can move me just down the line 15 feet trying to so we're not all clustered.
[00:39:55] Not clustered as badly maybe.
[00:39:57] You did notice that that was only a 15 foot cone.
[00:40:00] So it's, you're out of range now.
[00:40:02] That's fun.
[00:40:03] That's 16 points of damage on that hit, Jeff.
[00:40:06] Because I can't do great weapon master on that.
[00:40:08] Okay?
[00:40:09] Because they are two axes.
[00:40:10] Um, is this trying to reduce the number of people hit in the cone?
[00:40:14] Yeah.
[00:40:15] Yeah, actually, I think I'm going to do that.
[00:40:17] Um, I'm going to use my action search and I'm going to go ahead and hit it two more times
[00:40:21] because then I'm going to try and apply two more maneuverability so we can all spread out if I can hit it two more times.
[00:40:26] Cool.
[00:40:29] I'm not hitting with that because that's an eight no one.
[00:40:33] God, if I could roll for shit, I get advantage and that's fucking useless.
[00:40:38] Uh, 23 to hit.
[00:40:41] One of you can move if not one of the NPCs can move.
[00:40:45] Again?
[00:40:46] Yeah, yeah.
[00:40:47] Yeah, he actually served so people could move.
[00:40:49] That's more shit on the damage.
[00:40:51] Ten total damage.
[00:40:52] Sorry.
[00:40:53] Yeah.
[00:40:54] I don't think I was adding the plus two to that.
[00:40:56] Sorry, so that should have been there should be four more on that got two for the first hit and two for the second hit my bad.
[00:41:01] I forgot to add your age damage.
[00:41:03] Yeah, because I think on my other on my other weapon, I think I auto calculated in but on that weapon, I don't.
[00:41:08] Um, so I use my bonus.
[00:41:11] I don't get a second bonus do I just know their action?
[00:41:14] I can move.
[00:41:15] I don't want to move.
[00:41:16] Okay.
[00:41:17] Yeah, I'm good.
[00:41:18] That's my turn.
[00:41:19] Lucas.
[00:41:20] I have an idea.
[00:41:22] This works, um, Dexay?
[00:41:25] It's probably not good at that.
[00:41:27] It is not.
[00:41:29] It's a 16.
[00:41:30] Fail.
[00:41:31] Which got.
[00:41:32] It's four stage.
[00:41:33] Okay.
[00:41:34] See how this goes.
[00:41:35] It's disintegrate.
[00:41:36] That does damage.
[00:41:39] Yeah, it does do damage.
[00:41:45] I was pretty sure adamantine weapons cut through golems.
[00:41:50] But it doesn't specify that under adamantine weapons.
[00:41:54] No.
[00:41:55] I just wish I hit harder with them.
[00:42:00] D6 plus 7 is not bad, but it would be nice to hit more than two out of four fucking times rolling eight dice.
[00:42:05] You can get your glaive coated in adamantine.
[00:42:09] This is a light saber.
[00:42:10] I don't really think you can get any one force name it.
[00:42:12] Jesus Christ.
[00:42:13] It's 10 D6 plus 40.
[00:42:16] Okay, you did better in average.
[00:42:18] What is it?
[00:42:19] What's this about?
[00:42:20] Disintegrate.
[00:42:21] You should know that one.
[00:42:24] Did all that get through?
[00:42:28] It did.
[00:42:29] Yeah.
[00:42:30] You smashed the fuck out of it.
[00:42:32] You weren't amused.
[00:42:33] I'm going to wipe shit out over your chair.
[00:42:37] If it were to drop into zero, he would disintegrate that.
[00:42:41] I see Troy coming back with a wet ducky hand.
[00:42:45] Oh, no, not the wet ducky hand.
[00:42:48] It's a sixth almost.
[00:42:50] I feel like if you could hold it,
[00:42:54] then it would be stuck there and we could just wait.
[00:42:57] Yeah, so that would have been the plan.
[00:42:59] But here we are.
[00:43:00] You was a man who will hold it for a bell.
[00:43:03] It looks beat to hell.
[00:43:05] Good.
[00:43:06] Well, between the two of us,
[00:43:07] you and I have done over 100 damage.
[00:43:09] Yes, that should be a good start.
[00:43:13] Okay, I'll do a cash shatter this time.
[00:43:16] So another con safe, please.
[00:43:18] Not bad one.
[00:43:21] 17.
[00:43:23] Did you roll twice?
[00:43:25] Yes, no.
[00:43:26] Oh, that's right.
[00:43:28] That's a fucker.
[00:43:30] It's 8.
[00:43:31] Fail.
[00:43:32] Already.
[00:43:33] So 15.
[00:43:35] Oh, plus seven.
[00:43:37] Come on.
[00:43:39] 17.
[00:43:41] Thunder damage.
[00:43:42] Good.
[00:43:43] Okay.
[00:43:44] Just resistant to bludgeoning.
[00:43:48] Where's the immune?
[00:43:49] You see these are resistant or immune to bludgeoning?
[00:43:52] Depends on from what?
[00:43:54] From a normal thing.
[00:43:56] A normal...
[00:43:57] From a fucking shield guardian.
[00:44:00] From a non-move?
[00:44:01] Yeah.
[00:44:02] And his attacks are magical.
[00:44:04] I don't think they have...
[00:44:05] They're not.
[00:44:06] That didn't answer the question.
[00:44:07] Immune or resistant?
[00:44:08] Immune.
[00:44:09] Okay.
[00:44:10] I mean, the creature itself is kind of...
[00:44:11] Yeah.
[00:44:12] All right.
[00:44:13] Yeah.
[00:44:14] Use them as a shield.
[00:44:16] What did we decide?
[00:44:17] My spirit weapon was?
[00:44:19] Wasn't it just like a floating headstone that's like...
[00:44:22] Yeah.
[00:44:23] All right.
[00:44:24] I'm done.
[00:44:25] Okay.
[00:44:26] Kalesa is going to get the hell out of the way.
[00:44:28] She looks like she is on her last legs.
[00:44:31] It's...
[00:44:32] Two attacks at Grady.
[00:44:36] Coward.
[00:44:37] You'll get there.
[00:44:40] That's crit.
[00:44:42] Can't be crit.
[00:44:43] It's an Adamantine weapon.
[00:44:45] I thought...
[00:44:46] Oh, it's only armor.
[00:44:48] Yes.
[00:44:49] I was gonna say.
[00:44:50] Yeah, it's only armor.
[00:44:51] I hold the axe up.
[00:44:52] Wait until you...
[00:44:53] Wait until you see if you could actually go with her or not.
[00:44:56] Figure it where the shot.
[00:44:57] For some reason, I thought you actually couldn't be crit.
[00:44:59] Was that just grandma?
[00:45:00] Adamantine shield, I think is what he had.
[00:45:02] Adamantine armor.
[00:45:03] Yeah.
[00:45:04] That seems like an excessive number of dice, Jeff.
[00:45:08] Feel like you're inflating the dice.
[00:45:10] Those are deep tens.
[00:45:11] It's 3D10.
[00:45:12] Can I crit it?
[00:45:14] 20...
[00:45:15] 155...
[00:45:17] 39...
[00:45:18] 46 points of damage.
[00:45:20] So what you're saying is 23.
[00:45:22] Yep.
[00:45:23] Okay.
[00:45:25] I actually gonna look at the plus now.
[00:45:27] Yeah.
[00:45:28] 24 is still gonna hit, right?
[00:45:30] Nope.
[00:45:32] My AC is like probably the lowest in the party.
[00:45:35] Jeff, I don't even have armor.
[00:45:36] 26 points of damage.
[00:45:38] Okay.
[00:45:41] Two at shroder.
[00:45:44] Miss...
[00:45:45] I know you're gonna take an attack.
[00:45:47] Yeah.
[00:45:48] 23 to hit.
[00:45:49] Yeah, it's exactly.
[00:45:54] That's a D20.
[00:45:57] 24 points of damage.
[00:46:02] Take my reaction.
[00:46:03] Sure.
[00:46:06] 19.
[00:46:07] Miss...
[00:46:08] Really get tired of things that I miss 50% of the time.
[00:46:11] It's kind of your thing.
[00:46:13] When it's got a 20 AC, it's easy to miss.
[00:46:18] Grin throws a spell.
[00:46:20] Where is it?
[00:46:24] Misses.
[00:46:26] Shroder.
[00:46:27] Uh, can you remind me is using a level of wild shape considered using a leveled spell?
[00:46:35] No.
[00:46:36] So I could use a level of wild shape and then use a leveled bonus action.
[00:46:39] Okay, then I will do that.
[00:46:41] Um, I am going to use my symbiotic entity.
[00:46:44] Yep.
[00:46:45] Um, so I'm add four times druid level in tip, uh, in temporary HP,
[00:46:50] which at 10th level druid adds 40 back.
[00:46:53] It's temp.
[00:46:55] And then I will cast, um, spiritual weapon.
[00:47:00] And attack with...
[00:47:02] Okay.
[00:47:04] And I'll miss.
[00:47:06] Because it's only a 17.
[00:47:08] Okay.
[00:47:09] Grady.
[00:47:10] Reckless attack.
[00:47:12] Let's do it again at a man team.
[00:47:16] That would be a 20.
[00:47:17] It'll hit.
[00:47:18] Uh, Shroder, would you like to move?
[00:47:21] Uh, yeah, I'll just back up from it.
[00:47:23] Okay.
[00:47:24] You get that.
[00:47:25] I know you don't want to go that way.
[00:47:27] Okay, then I'll back up in the other direction or I'll work my way around it, I guess.
[00:47:32] Where?
[00:47:33] Uh, this way?
[00:47:34] Where's the... where's the wall at?
[00:47:36] Shit.
[00:47:37] You could go here and around.
[00:47:39] Can I diagonal step for five?
[00:47:41] Five?
[00:47:42] And then 10-15?
[00:47:44] Yep.
[00:47:45] 18 points of damage.
[00:47:47] Thank you.
[00:47:48] Yeah.
[00:47:49] Second attack.
[00:47:51] Yep.
[00:47:52] Fucking, that's like the fourth 19-ever old.
[00:47:56] You want me to use this?
[00:47:57] United D4 to your attack roll.
[00:47:59] Well, that would mean it would be a hit, yes.
[00:48:02] Do you want me to roll the D4?
[00:48:04] No, I don't.
[00:48:05] Okay.
[00:48:06] Uh, I can use my last superiority die if anybody else wants to move or Shroder wants to go farther.
[00:48:10] I'm just adding on extra damage to chunk the fuck out of it.
[00:48:13] Yeah, I mean, I'll just back up another...
[00:48:15] Okay, Shroder can move again.
[00:48:17] It takes your reaction.
[00:48:18] Oh, shit.
[00:48:19] Sorry.
[00:48:20] I have not really used double.
[00:48:21] Does it?
[00:48:22] Uh, I think it does.
[00:48:24] I think you're right.
[00:48:26] Yes, it uses its reaction.
[00:48:28] Okay, right.
[00:48:29] So I can't move Shroder again.
[00:48:31] Uh, anybody else want to?
[00:48:34] Good.
[00:48:35] If you'd like to get the shield guardian closer, Troy, you could also use it to move the shield guardian closer.
[00:48:40] I mean, a shield guardian is not going to do anything.
[00:48:43] Good grapple it and carry it away.
[00:48:45] Good grapple that is just...
[00:48:46] Just thought.
[00:48:47] I suppose.
[00:48:48] It will be a shield and take damage.
[00:48:51] Yeah, sure.
[00:48:53] Don't forget that other ability on the shield guardian.
[00:48:57] It gives plus two AC.
[00:48:59] No.
[00:49:00] It can absorb damage from you.
[00:49:02] All right.
[00:49:03] Did you...
[00:49:04] You're doing that?
[00:49:05] Didn't you just take damage?
[00:49:06] No.
[00:49:07] Oh.
[00:49:08] You touched damage in the poison.
[00:49:10] No.
[00:49:11] They passed.
[00:49:12] He didn't...
[00:49:13] He passed it.
[00:49:14] It's another 20 damage.
[00:49:15] It's a tough Jeff.
[00:49:16] He didn't say that.
[00:49:17] Yeah, it should have been half.
[00:49:18] You didn't say that.
[00:49:19] You didn't say that.
[00:49:20] If this...
[00:49:21] If we're situations we're reversed, you didn't force that.
[00:49:24] I was kind of shocked because you did say you passed.
[00:49:29] Yeah.
[00:49:30] I was shocked because you're like, yeah, you guys take the full 46 and I was kind of like, well, maybe not.
[00:49:35] Uh, what did I say?
[00:49:37] 20 points of damage off that second adamant hit.
[00:49:40] And my superior already dies or got.
[00:49:42] Lucas.
[00:49:44] How's it looking?
[00:49:46] It's about a ball.
[00:49:47] It's not a bad choice what you're looking at.
[00:49:51] Like a dented iron sign and how high I was, a lot I want to use on it.
[00:49:55] I'd say probably at least four.
[00:49:57] Yeah.
[00:49:58] Yeah.
[00:49:59] That's why I was thinking.
[00:50:00] All right.
[00:50:01] Let's do a fourth level magic missile.
[00:50:03] Is one six to six?
[00:50:05] No.
[00:50:06] It starts with three of five.
[00:50:08] Is that right?
[00:50:09] Five missiles.
[00:50:10] Well, level is magic missile in this spell.
[00:50:11] Two.
[00:50:12] First law.
[00:50:13] Six.
[00:50:14] Six.
[00:50:15] Yeah.
[00:50:16] Yeah.
[00:50:17] Yeah, I was thinking 64 plus one per die which is 64 plus six.
[00:50:21] Four and then we're all two.
[00:50:24] Two.
[00:50:25] Two.
[00:50:26] Two.
[00:50:27] Two.
[00:50:28] Two.
[00:50:29] Two.
[00:50:30] Two.
[00:50:31] Two.
[00:50:32] Two.
[00:50:33] Two.
[00:50:34] Two.
[00:50:35] Two.
[00:50:36] Two.
[00:50:37] Two.
[00:50:38] Two.
[00:50:39] Two.
[00:50:40] Two.
[00:50:41] Two.
[00:50:42] Two.
[00:50:43] Two.
[00:50:44] Two.
[00:50:45] I don't trust your math.
[00:50:46] Did you plus the six on top of the three guys?
[00:50:49] Yeah, that's what I was saying.
[00:50:50] Yeah.
[00:50:51] Okay.
[00:50:52] I rolled really low the first time and then I rolled two fours on the last two.
[00:50:54] Okay.
[00:50:55] Troy.
[00:50:56] I guess I'll just do shatter again.
[00:51:00] So, Conceith, please.
[00:51:02] Fail.
[00:51:03] 15.
[00:51:04] The shield guardian will grapple.
[00:51:08] Okay.
[00:51:09] Second.
[00:51:10] I don't want to attack.
[00:51:11] Yeah.
[00:51:12] I suppose strength.
[00:51:13] I'm assuming you're rolling strength.
[00:51:17] That's not great.
[00:51:19] 19.
[00:51:20] You got him.
[00:51:21] He is grappled.
[00:51:22] Now just pick him up and hold his head in the shield or in the wind wall.
[00:51:26] Can I move him?
[00:51:28] Half your speed.
[00:51:30] Chalk chow around that because that is your technically a large character.
[00:51:35] My home bunch of shit.
[00:51:37] Call that missing.
[00:51:39] Sure.
[00:51:40] Dude, just fucking belly to belly suplex him.
[00:51:44] That's 10 feet.
[00:51:45] Okay.
[00:51:46] Now he's in the wall.
[00:51:47] Like just fucking belly to back suplex that asshole over the top of your head and into
[00:51:53] the wind wall.
[00:51:54] And then do that sweet bridge thing where they arch up on their backs on their tiptoes and pin them.
[00:51:59] The Northern light suplex.
[00:52:00] So now I need strength saving throw or you could snap dragon.
[00:52:04] That'd be fun.
[00:52:05] When did they roll the strength saving?
[00:52:06] It's only when they start their turn.
[00:52:08] Yeah.
[00:52:09] The wall has already appeared.
[00:52:11] Doesn't say anything about starting turn.
[00:52:15] Strength 24.
[00:52:18] 15.
[00:52:19] So seven.
[00:52:20] Anything else?
[00:52:23] Nope.
[00:52:24] It's really like the idea of a shield guardian.
[00:52:26] Belly to back suplexing.
[00:52:28] I'm not sure if I can do that.
[00:52:30] I'm not sure if I can do that.
[00:52:32] I'm not sure if I can do that.
[00:52:34] I'm not sure if I can do that.
[00:52:35] That doesn't really mean the idea of a shield guardian.
[00:52:38] Belly to back suplexing.
[00:52:42] That's condom in your base position for attacks at Schroeder.
[00:52:45] Miss, youentially shaking.
[00:52:48] Because there are 4 attacks coming in?
[00:52:51] No, I guess is he no.
[00:52:55] Get it?
[00:52:58] 25.
[00:53:02] Oh
[00:53:06] A crit and a 27 26 going there
[00:53:12] Yep, didn't you just get 40 some hit points? Yeah, and you already hit me for 46. Oh
[00:53:18] I didn't know what you had actually you've already hit me for 46 and another hit because you hit me with
[00:53:24] Another hit. I like it 42 on the crit
[00:53:27] If you hit me for more than seven I'm down. You're down. I am down at zero
[00:53:35] That's a six
[00:53:39] Which isn't gonna matter he's not gonna make make it to the next round
[00:53:44] Shorter deathsafe
[00:53:46] Two
[00:53:48] It's one fail
[00:53:50] There's almost two fails
[00:53:52] Great you're up. Uh step up on him reckless attack that some be it
[00:54:00] Might end the win wall there no, I'm one step out okay
[00:54:05] No advantage or ambient hell for sake
[00:54:09] It'd be awesome to roll something that was a single digit
[00:54:13] Extra tech what the second one here double secret 24
[00:54:17] Uh
[00:54:20] Nine points of adamantine smashing damage, okay, that's it y'all I have a bonus attack. I will go into what is it my defensive stance
[00:54:32] Yeah, Lucas here up. Oh
[00:54:35] No, I was hit it with magic missile again. Okay
[00:54:39] The same thing
[00:54:41] Besides
[00:54:45] Besides being petrified I think that's the first time art lands gone down
[00:54:50] And that was in the first beholder fight and he had to less to restrain me with 20 here since swallard
[00:54:56] What's that 20 yeah, it goes down
[00:55:00] Oh
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