Brothel DnD - Out of the Abyss 123

[00:00:00] The Rancors Brothel presents

[00:00:09] A Dungeons & Dragons Campaign

[00:00:19] How to help us

[00:00:30] How to help us

[00:00:35] Troy, you're up.

[00:00:36] Oh, me again.

[00:00:39] Now you can stand up.

[00:00:41] Or you can take your characters action first.

[00:00:43] Are you sure it's his turn?

[00:00:44] Lucas and then Troy.

[00:00:46] I haven't gone.

[00:00:47] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:00:48] Yeah, I'd, Orcus just finished his.

[00:00:50] Sorry, I'm, I'm, there's too many characters.

[00:00:53] I'm keeping it in line.

[00:00:56] I appreciate it.

[00:00:57] I'm actually going to go ahead and do bathroom at first.

[00:00:59] That's all right.

[00:01:00] It's not.

[00:01:03] Pound in this guy's face in.

[00:01:05] That's a 12 on the dive hits.

[00:01:11] It's only 20 slashing.

[00:01:14] Or an Orcus.

[00:01:15] Yeah.

[00:01:16] 16 on the dive will hit.

[00:01:17] It will.

[00:01:18] Where's his thing?

[00:01:19] It's 2D8.

[00:01:22] There's another 20.

[00:01:24] Don't forget, you can be rolling reckless attacks.

[00:01:27] Yeah, but then I take this there.

[00:01:29] He gets better at me or something.

[00:01:32] Also, I keep forgetting about it.

[00:01:33] Why do you care?

[00:01:34] Because some of these things are more vicious than others.

[00:01:39] It's not like we're doing this anyway.

[00:01:42] See with advantage that might have been a 20.

[00:01:45] Well, it's 29 damage.

[00:01:49] So there's that.

[00:01:51] How big of a cavern is this again?

[00:01:55] Massive cavernous.

[00:01:56] Thank you.

[00:01:57] Yes.

[00:01:58] So it's feasible to do something that has a 60 foot radius

[00:02:02] that won't get my people in it.

[00:02:03] I don't know.

[00:02:04] It depends on where.

[00:02:05] What's your range?

[00:02:06] 150 feet.

[00:02:07] Yeah, then you should be fine.

[00:02:09] You can target either this side or this side and miss your people.

[00:02:13] You could also target it high.

[00:02:17] So it only hits things that are 40 feet tall.

[00:02:20] Yeah, say 12 to 15 feet tall.

[00:02:23] Yeah, but even if it's centered, am I going to hit?

[00:02:25] It's 60 foot radius, right?

[00:02:28] You're not going to hit anybody.

[00:02:30] Right.

[00:02:31] So I can technically hit all four of them big guys.

[00:02:34] No.

[00:02:35] You can hit two or two.

[00:02:37] That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[00:02:39] I mean, yes, you could hit both,

[00:02:41] but then you're also going to hit everybody in between.

[00:02:43] Yeah.

[00:02:44] I want to hit this side of the table.

[00:02:46] Okay.

[00:02:49] Both of our monsters need to make a constitution saving.

[00:02:52] Say that again, I'm sorry.

[00:02:53] Both of us or Orca's and Baphomet need to make common saving throws.

[00:02:56] Okay.

[00:02:57] So we're going to get advantage on that stuff against your thing?

[00:03:00] Because it'll still take half if it succeeds.

[00:03:03] Okay.

[00:03:04] So you need to make a common saving throw.

[00:03:06] Well.

[00:03:07] The highest was a 12 on the die.

[00:03:08] We do get advantage.

[00:03:10] Yeah.

[00:03:11] So seven.

[00:03:12] I ain't here you see.

[00:03:13] Seven plus things.

[00:03:14] Okay.

[00:03:15] I'm assuming my con is at least a 13.

[00:03:19] Baphomet's of plus 15.

[00:03:21] Yeah, so 22 for me.

[00:03:23] Orcas is a plus 15.

[00:03:26] They both succeed to the build take, huh?

[00:03:28] Yep.

[00:03:29] Hey, chips it away though.

[00:03:30] Chips it away.

[00:03:31] What'd you throw?

[00:03:33] Circle of death, which is necrotic.

[00:03:35] So if I am still vulnerable as Baphomet then

[00:03:39] I'll do a lot of damage.

[00:03:41] That you are.

[00:03:43] Ow, my shoulder just exploded.

[00:03:46] Although I see a lot of pips so maybe you did some good damage.

[00:03:49] Throw that shoulder out some more.

[00:03:51] They really hurt.

[00:03:53] Well you and Badanio both like shake the dice so like all you got to do is

[00:03:56] Yeah.

[00:03:57] Just like.

[00:03:58] Pull a jingle jingle.

[00:03:59] No when you got a handful.

[00:04:00] Usually all it has to get you off.

[00:04:01] You really don't.

[00:04:02] Yeah you do.

[00:04:03] I don't think so.

[00:04:04] Yeah.

[00:04:05] No it's in the rules.

[00:04:07] You know most of the other people at the table haven't read the rules.

[00:04:11] I don't think it is Jeff.

[00:04:12] I'm just going to bring a Yahtzee cup next time.

[00:04:14] Right?

[00:04:15] So it's 30.

[00:04:16] We got the easy roller dice one somewhere.

[00:04:18] Yeah, it holds all the pencils.

[00:04:20] It's 34 halved I guess but I guess it's straight for Baphomet.

[00:04:25] Baphomet yes.

[00:04:26] Yep, 34 damage to Baphomet 17 to Orcas.

[00:04:29] Yeah necrotic.

[00:04:30] Baphomet's looking ugly.

[00:04:32] 43.

[00:04:33] 34.

[00:04:34] 34.

[00:04:35] He's so tired he's dyslexic.

[00:04:37] Getting close.

[00:04:38] Yeah.

[00:04:39] Half of that to Orcas?

[00:04:41] Yeah 17.

[00:04:42] Yeah.

[00:04:43] Nothing on the fairies.

[00:04:45] You got to roll twice.

[00:04:46] Do I?

[00:04:47] Yes he does.

[00:04:48] Yep.

[00:04:49] Still nothing.

[00:04:50] Cool.

[00:04:51] I've gotten away with two spell.

[00:04:52] I am watching too many things.

[00:04:54] Keep cranking that in John.

[00:04:57] Yep.

[00:04:58] Troy now you're up.

[00:05:00] Okay.

[00:05:01] Oh legendary action.

[00:05:02] The turns are now legendary actions.

[00:05:04] 14.

[00:05:05] You know we are on round three of this fight.

[00:05:10] Yeah I know.

[00:05:11] Welcome to high level D&D.

[00:05:13] 19.

[00:05:14] So now I guess I'm going to cast my chill touch.

[00:05:17] Sweet do it.

[00:05:18] Plus 15 to hit.

[00:05:20] He's not currently under your thing though.

[00:05:22] Oh that's right.

[00:05:24] Then he shouldn't have taken 34.

[00:05:26] I thought I was still under it.

[00:05:28] No my turn stopped so he should have taken 17.

[00:05:30] I should have only taken half then sorry.

[00:05:32] I was still under it.

[00:05:33] My fault.

[00:05:34] So now he's under it again.

[00:05:35] Yes.

[00:05:36] Okay that's the action you should take.

[00:05:38] Troy's turn.

[00:05:39] That's right because I used it.

[00:05:41] Yeah.

[00:05:42] Yep.

[00:05:43] That's how you use monsters.

[00:05:45] The valor is still.

[00:05:47] Kicking.

[00:05:48] Yeah.

[00:05:49] Yep.

[00:05:50] I need a con save please from the valor.

[00:05:56] That doesn't look great.

[00:05:58] 21.

[00:05:59] It's pretty good.

[00:06:01] Oh my god.

[00:06:03] Also you cast a spell.

[00:06:07] Oh yeah we'll get there.

[00:06:10] 14.

[00:06:13] So seven.

[00:06:15] Cold damage.

[00:06:17] Frostbite or resistance.

[00:06:19] Probably not immunity.

[00:06:20] Yeah resistance.

[00:06:21] 2d20.

[00:06:22] Huh?

[00:06:23] I'm helping Troy.

[00:06:24] Or I'm helping Jeff.

[00:06:26] Roll 2d20 don't roll one.

[00:06:28] Good.

[00:06:29] No cool.

[00:06:30] Why is why two?

[00:06:31] Because there's lots of fairs res.

[00:06:33] The fairs res is all stirred up because of the ritual.

[00:06:36] Now it's Demogorgon's turn.

[00:06:39] Yes.

[00:06:40] Now you can stand up.

[00:06:42] Now you can stand up on your turn.

[00:06:44] Yeah.

[00:06:45] He will stand.

[00:06:46] And he will nat 20.

[00:06:48] Oh shit.

[00:06:50] Was that which attack was that?

[00:06:53] What do you mean?

[00:06:54] Well you have a series of different attacks so it depends on your choice.

[00:06:57] I have one melee attack.

[00:06:59] Oh the tail is only for a legendary action.

[00:07:01] Okay.

[00:07:02] Got it.

[00:07:03] Well I felt like Yinagoo was a little bit healthier than the others but this is probably about to even it out.

[00:07:08] If I was.

[00:07:10] He's taking a lot of damage actually.

[00:07:12] No I really haven't.

[00:07:14] I don't think you have as much health as I would have.

[00:07:16] 35 bludgeoning?

[00:07:17] I probably do.

[00:07:18] No I roll twice right?

[00:07:19] Yes.

[00:07:20] What I'm saying is this is only like the fourth time Troy's hit me?

[00:07:24] He's hit you twice in the previous two turns.

[00:07:27] 56 bludgeoning.

[00:07:29] It's a good hit.

[00:07:30] Con-safe.

[00:07:31] Don't want to.

[00:07:32] Because I think this is your fifth.

[00:07:34] Do I get advantage on a con-save or no?

[00:07:36] Probably not.

[00:07:37] My con-save was a four.

[00:07:39] Ooh.

[00:07:40] I think that's low enough.

[00:07:41] I think it was low enough last time.

[00:07:43] I mean I don't think this matters like we're not doing any healing anyway.

[00:07:47] Plus 15 con.

[00:07:49] So 19 total.

[00:07:51] Yeah.

[00:07:52] And DC 23.

[00:07:53] That's fast.

[00:07:54] That's a 56 off of his max as well.

[00:07:58] That might do it.

[00:07:59] Okay.

[00:08:00] I know that's what I'm saying.

[00:08:01] No it's not.

[00:08:02] It's not on top of it.

[00:08:03] The hit points you just lost come off of your max as well.

[00:08:07] Oh.

[00:08:08] I don't know.

[00:08:10] 27 hit.

[00:08:12] Yeah.

[00:08:13] 39 bludgeoning.

[00:08:18] Okay.

[00:08:20] Okay.

[00:08:21] Yinogu's looking rough.

[00:08:25] What's Movea's doing?

[00:08:27] He has...

[00:08:28] He's like what the fuck is going on?

[00:08:30] Yeah.

[00:08:31] He just kills himself.

[00:08:32] Does he have any awareness that he died?

[00:08:34] Oh yeah.

[00:08:35] And that he's been brought back?

[00:08:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:08:37] Yep.

[00:08:38] He knows about the demon lord stuff to an extent.

[00:08:41] Yep.

[00:08:42] He knows.

[00:08:43] He can see them.

[00:08:44] He knew what the ritual was.

[00:08:46] He died after we knew...

[00:08:48] After we started off to gather the stuff.

[00:08:50] Okay.

[00:08:51] And he knows Kira.

[00:08:52] Yep.

[00:08:53] He knows Earthland.

[00:08:54] He knows Earthland.

[00:08:55] He sees them down there.

[00:08:57] He's also naked.

[00:08:59] Yeah.

[00:09:00] Uh...

[00:09:01] Yeah I'm gonna pull a Cody.

[00:09:04] Uh...

[00:09:06] What am I casting?

[00:09:08] Darkness.

[00:09:09] Right here.

[00:09:11] Yeah you can do that.

[00:09:14] I got no weapons.

[00:09:16] I see...

[00:09:17] I see fucking spells.

[00:09:18] I see fucking demon lords.

[00:09:20] He's like...

[00:09:21] Uh...

[00:09:22] Yeah.

[00:09:23] He's not a decision.

[00:09:24] There you go.

[00:09:25] No that's a good one.

[00:09:26] Roll off for legendary action.

[00:09:27] Roll off for the legendary action.

[00:09:28] Yeah roll twice for the fairs.

[00:09:30] Racial ability.

[00:09:31] Is it still a spell?

[00:09:32] Still casting a spell.

[00:09:33] That didn't work.

[00:09:35] You're good.

[00:09:36] Okay help me remember that there is darkness here.

[00:09:40] I got a 1.

[00:09:42] I also got a 1.

[00:09:43] I got a 12.

[00:09:44] 12 beats 1.

[00:09:46] But our power is combined.

[00:09:48] Still loses.

[00:09:49] So do I have disadvantage to attack him now?

[00:09:52] What's the deal?

[00:09:53] Do they have dark vision?

[00:09:55] It's darkness.

[00:09:56] Can I see through darkness?

[00:09:57] Hang on a second.

[00:09:58] Uh...

[00:09:59] You have true sight.

[00:10:00] So I can see.

[00:10:01] Doesn't fucking matter.

[00:10:02] At least for him.

[00:10:03] Oh I don't have advantage sir.

[00:10:04] Uh...

[00:10:05] It's a 12 on the die.

[00:10:07] You could have advantage if you want advantage Lucas.

[00:10:10] Truth.

[00:10:14] Uh...

[00:10:15] Whatever.

[00:10:16] 27.

[00:10:17] To hit or damage?

[00:10:19] Damage.

[00:10:20] On to Le Orcus.

[00:10:22] 27.

[00:10:23] Slashing.

[00:10:24] Okay.

[00:10:25] That goes to the demons.

[00:10:27] Um...

[00:10:28] Bring it.

[00:10:30] Stored at Kira.

[00:10:32] Nope.

[00:10:33] Yeah.

[00:10:34] You're rolling flat you fuck.

[00:10:36] You didn't.

[00:10:37] Protection from Good Neville.

[00:10:38] Thank you.

[00:10:39] Yeah.

[00:10:40] Eat a dick.

[00:10:41] 22.

[00:10:42] Buckler.

[00:10:43] You're still gonna hit.

[00:10:45] I haven't had enough of AC this whole goddamn game versus you.

[00:10:48] I don't know why you think I would now.

[00:10:51] Where are you at?

[00:10:53] 20...

[00:10:54] 20 points.

[00:10:55] Of physical damage.

[00:10:58] You have less than me?

[00:11:01] If you'd taken what I've taken, you might be on the floor pretty close.

[00:11:04] 12 points of electric.

[00:11:06] I wouldn't have been hit by more than half of what you've been hit by.

[00:11:08] Whips going at Earthland.

[00:11:10] I attack him.

[00:11:12] Oh, okay.

[00:11:13] Uh...

[00:11:14] I think I can do that.

[00:11:16] Uh...

[00:11:17] Do-do-do-do.

[00:11:18] Is this Sentinel?

[00:11:19] Uh...

[00:11:20] I don't remember which one it is.

[00:11:21] Make an interaction.

[00:11:22] Yes.

[00:11:23] It takes your reaction.

[00:11:24] Uh...

[00:11:25] Yeah.

[00:11:26] What a...

[00:11:27] Wait, I'm trying to make sure I can actually do this.

[00:11:29] I think I can.

[00:11:30] I feel like it's the thing that I've done before.

[00:11:31] Yes.

[00:11:32] Sentinel?

[00:11:33] Is it attacking or entering my threat range?

[00:11:35] No.

[00:11:36] It's whenever somebody within his reach attacks someone other than him.

[00:11:41] Gotcha.

[00:11:42] He gets to spend his reaction to take an attack.

[00:11:45] And I still have advantage.

[00:11:48] Or I still...

[00:11:49] I was attacking recklessly, so I continued to attack recklessly.

[00:11:51] I do believe...

[00:11:53] Oh, damn, almost a crit.

[00:11:55] That's like a 30 to hit.

[00:11:57] That'll hit.

[00:11:58] Uh...

[00:11:59] So it's 1d10 plus 8.

[00:12:01] It's another 12 radiant damage.

[00:12:03] It's movement is 0, but I assume it's not going anywhere.

[00:12:06] 23 to hit.

[00:12:07] It hits exactly.

[00:12:08] Shield!

[00:12:09] I don't have shield.

[00:12:11] Just try to help.

[00:12:13] 18 slashing damage and 8 fire.

[00:12:19] And both of you...

[00:12:23] Yeah, you are within its threat range now.

[00:12:25] Take 8 points of fire damage.

[00:12:28] So it was 18 plus 16 for me, right?

[00:12:31] Yes.

[00:12:33] Yes it is.

[00:12:35] Grady.

[00:12:37] Guess who's back?

[00:12:38] Back, back, attacking recklessly again.

[00:12:40] Again, again, three more attacks.

[00:12:42] Text, text, text, fuck your Baylor.

[00:12:44] On the baller.

[00:12:45] Oh yeah.

[00:12:47] First attack is another like 29.

[00:12:49] Hit.

[00:12:50] You're not taking the minus 5?

[00:12:52] I really should.

[00:12:54] That's 18 points of damage.

[00:12:57] I can take it per attack, can I?

[00:12:59] Yes.

[00:13:00] Anytime you make an attack.

[00:13:02] We'll try it and this will be the time to end up with two fucking 4s.

[00:13:05] So take the minus 5, so I'm rolling.

[00:13:08] I get a plus 6.

[00:13:12] 16.

[00:13:13] Miss.

[00:13:14] See?

[00:13:16] Roll fucking 18s all goddamn day long.

[00:13:18] You wonder why I hate rolling in this goddamn game.

[00:13:20] I'll take it again.

[00:13:21] Come on, try it again.

[00:13:22] I'll take it again on my third attack, Jeff.

[00:13:23] Yeah, do it.

[00:13:24] I wouldn't have hit anyway, so none of those would have hit.

[00:13:27] None of those last four rolls would have hit.

[00:13:29] A year ago.

[00:13:30] Well, hold on, Jeff.

[00:13:31] Oh.

[00:13:32] I have a bonus action.

[00:13:33] I continue to believe that I am just shedding opponents, so I just go back into my Tunnelfighter stance.

[00:13:39] I'm giving narration to the audience.

[00:13:42] Like, I just imagine that like fucking Battle Ragers are jumping on the end of my polearm

[00:13:46] and I'm flipping them up in the air and fucking just like something comes at Schroder's head

[00:13:50] and I stab a wretch and everything else.

[00:13:52] All right, now what am I doing?

[00:13:53] I'm fucking up Demogorgon is the goal, right?

[00:13:56] Okay.

[00:13:57] You can fuck up whoever you want.

[00:13:59] Yeah, I know.

[00:14:00] You have a bowler, you have Kira and you have Demogorgon.

[00:14:03] You just did me like 100 damage too.

[00:14:05] It's not wrong.

[00:14:06] Pretty sure you've been dealing more damage to me than I have to you.

[00:14:09] That's also not wrong.

[00:14:11] I go ahead and take a swing.

[00:14:13] I was starting to roll advantage but he doesn't have advantage.

[00:14:17] That's a 25 to hit.

[00:14:19] Yep, that'll hit.

[00:14:20] I will do the extra damage on that.

[00:14:22] 12, 33.

[00:14:29] That's 42 damage on that hit.

[00:14:32] Okay, why not?

[00:14:34] I will swing again.

[00:14:36] That's a 29 to hit.

[00:14:39] It's a 27, 27 damage.

[00:14:42] I will squash a mook.

[00:14:44] Hey, Jeff, get that 40, 10 plus nine.

[00:14:48] You better believe I'm going to do it.

[00:14:50] And try and bite his goddamn throat out.

[00:14:55] Ooh, 23 to hit.

[00:14:58] Nice.

[00:14:59] Maximizing my damage efficiently.

[00:15:02] I attempt to tear Demogorgon's throat out.

[00:15:05] That's a good one, guys.

[00:15:07] That's 20, that's 25.

[00:15:11] That's 34.

[00:15:14] 46.

[00:15:15] I got to be getting real close to murdering your ass.

[00:15:19] Okay, hang on a minute.

[00:15:22] I might have took him out.

[00:15:24] He's got to be real fucking close at this point.

[00:15:26] Not yet.

[00:15:27] I will tell you Demogorgon has the most hit points out of all of these.

[00:15:30] Makes sense.

[00:15:32] Legendary actions.

[00:15:34] That's 20.

[00:15:36] That's 20.

[00:15:38] Roll off.

[00:15:39] That's 20.

[00:15:41] That's 20.

[00:15:42] One more time they both die.

[00:15:44] Six.

[00:15:45] One.

[00:15:48] Wow.

[00:15:49] Fucking smooth.

[00:15:51] It'll never happen again.

[00:15:53] They confirm the crit, they both die.

[00:15:55] How do I feel?

[00:15:57] Bad.

[00:15:58] You feel beat to shit.

[00:16:00] You can't have that many more hit points.

[00:16:03] Demogorgon has not been beat down like this in longer than he can remember.

[00:16:10] I'm pretty sure that I'm the lowest HP fighting the highest HP versus you.

[00:16:16] I'll see what you can do.

[00:16:18] Yeah, I was actually thinking of maybe using his others but these abilities suck.

[00:16:23] And a fight like this.

[00:16:25] Whatever we can do to finish this fight up.

[00:16:29] 30.

[00:16:30] You don't have to coach a soccer game for 10 hours.

[00:16:32] Do we need to stop halfway through?

[00:16:35] Let's just get it fucking done.

[00:16:37] Okay.

[00:16:39] I already stopped to get the shit I needed for this neck in the game.

[00:16:42] 28 bludgeoning.

[00:16:46] And 28 necrotic.

[00:16:50] Yinagoo goes down.

[00:16:54] You see the body of Yinagoo dissolve into mist,

[00:16:59] part of which gets sucked back up into those vortexes,

[00:17:03] part of which absorbs back into Yinagoo or into Demogorgon.

[00:17:07] What does that mean?

[00:17:08] There can be only one.

[00:17:11] That's exactly what that means.

[00:17:17] Pretty much the story of this game for me.

[00:17:19] You tried your heart out, kid.

[00:17:21] Dude, you almost took out Demogorgon.

[00:17:23] I did a bajillion percent more damage for sure.

[00:17:28] Now what?

[00:17:29] Roll a D100, Lucas.

[00:17:31] Oh, because he just died?

[00:17:33] No, because of the maze engine.

[00:17:36] Oh, yeah, back at that turn?

[00:17:37] I'm sorry.

[00:17:38] I'm getting really tired.

[00:17:39] That's a 71.

[00:17:42] Another person comes to life.

[00:17:44] The engine plays Calliope music.

[00:17:46] Of course it does.

[00:17:47] Nice.

[00:17:53] Nice.

[00:17:55] There's so many weird fucking things in this,

[00:17:57] and you're rolling the stupidest goddamn one.

[00:18:00] I think it's funny.

[00:18:01] I know.

[00:18:02] It kind of is.

[00:18:03] I mean, one of them was kind of cool.

[00:18:04] We got a guy back in life, so...

[00:18:07] Shroeder.

[00:18:09] So how does darkness work?

[00:18:11] Does he have true sight?

[00:18:13] Does Orcus have true sight?

[00:18:14] Oh, yeah.

[00:18:15] I assume so.

[00:18:16] Doesn't matter at fucking all.

[00:18:18] And I'm going to start with Orcus.

[00:18:22] So that's going to hit.

[00:18:25] And that's also going to hit.

[00:18:33] 28 bludgeoning damage.

[00:18:36] The body of Baphomet disappears.

[00:18:39] Let him roll his damage.

[00:18:41] It wasn't that great.

[00:18:43] It'll be more than 35.

[00:18:45] Baphomet disappears.

[00:18:48] And it looks like Orcus gets a little bit stronger.

[00:18:51] You have...

[00:18:52] If you have another damage to do,

[00:18:54] what other attack to do?

[00:18:55] I rolled both multis.

[00:18:57] I rolled my multis, actually.

[00:18:59] But I have movement.

[00:19:01] You do?

[00:19:02] You don't have to roll them both at the same time.

[00:19:04] Demogorgon had movement too.

[00:19:06] You could have moved and then hit Demogorgon.

[00:19:08] It's true.

[00:19:09] Oh, really?

[00:19:10] That's the thing?

[00:19:11] Oh, okay.

[00:19:12] I didn't know that.

[00:19:13] No, he wouldn't have moved.

[00:19:15] Your second attack didn't happen.

[00:19:18] Oh, okay.

[00:19:19] So the first attack got him.

[00:19:21] Yeah, that's nice.

[00:19:23] It had 16 hit points left.

[00:19:25] Oh, yeah.

[00:19:26] The second attack wouldn't...

[00:19:27] Okay, well then I'll move towards Demogorgon.

[00:19:31] Orcus takes off into the air,

[00:19:33] flies over the fight and comes down...

[00:19:35] You piece of shit.

[00:19:37] What?

[00:19:38] I throw my glaive at him.

[00:19:40] God damn it!

[00:19:42] I'm gonna use my fucking tunnel fighter.

[00:19:44] You fucking prick.

[00:19:46] Well, I rolled twice.

[00:19:47] So the only one with a fly speed?

[00:19:48] Do you want me to roll again?

[00:19:49] What's his fly speed?

[00:19:50] I rolled the attack twice and both hit,

[00:19:52] both of them hit,

[00:19:53] but if only one of them was needed,

[00:19:55] it doesn't matter, whatever.

[00:19:57] 19.

[00:19:58] Keep it a-fitting.

[00:19:59] Yeah, I just rolled again.

[00:20:01] I wanna know.

[00:20:03] Curious minds like mine wanna know

[00:20:05] what the fuck is his fly speed?

[00:20:06] Don't be rollin' damage.

[00:20:07] 40 feet.

[00:20:08] You moved farther than 40 feet, I think.

[00:20:10] It's theater of the mind.

[00:20:11] I want the fucking demon lords to fight.

[00:20:13] You prick!

[00:20:14] He's gonna end him right here.

[00:20:16] Oh no!

[00:20:17] He's got plenty of damage.

[00:20:18] No, they both got stronger.

[00:20:23] 21 points of bludgeoning...

[00:20:29] 13 points of necrotic.

[00:20:33] 21 and 13?

[00:20:34] Yep.

[00:20:35] So, since there are no more demon lords,

[00:20:38] does it mean I just automatically get my legendary action?

[00:20:40] Yeah.

[00:20:42] Uh, yes.

[00:20:43] Sure.

[00:20:45] Cool.

[00:20:46] That's good to know.

[00:20:47] You're gonna whip his tail back and forth

[00:20:48] and he's gonna vulnerable you every time.

[00:20:50] 30...

[00:20:51] It's gonna happen.

[00:20:52] 33.

[00:20:53] Vulnerable to what?

[00:20:54] Make him vulnerable to necrotic.

[00:20:55] Oh, me?

[00:20:56] Yeah.

[00:20:57] No, I mean, you're both just gonna use

[00:20:58] your superior of the three legendary actions.

[00:21:01] Most of the time when you do these layer actions

[00:21:03] or these legendary actions, there's a setup

[00:21:05] and then there's a payoff.

[00:21:06] Yeah.

[00:21:11] Great.

[00:21:12] I can put these dice away.

[00:21:13] I don't need them anymore.

[00:21:15] 31 bludgeoning...

[00:21:19] 18 necrotic.

[00:21:21] Okay.

[00:21:22] Got that.

[00:21:24] Okay.

[00:21:25] I'm gonna take Ertland and take his turn.

[00:21:27] Correct.

[00:21:28] So, um,

[00:21:30] swing with the spiritual weapon at the baller.

[00:21:34] Yep.

[00:21:35] It's a 19.

[00:21:36] Got it.

[00:21:38] Do another chunk of damage.

[00:21:42] Uh, for 13 damage?

[00:21:44] Nice.

[00:21:47] Is he bloodied?

[00:21:49] Yes.

[00:21:50] Okay, then I'll just smack him with my shillel.

[00:21:52] We've chunked him.

[00:21:54] 19 on the die.

[00:21:56] For another 11 damage.

[00:21:58] Nice.

[00:22:01] I mean, the way that I look at it is if you can do 10 to 15 damage,

[00:22:05] right, that's, and you can do 10 hits,

[00:22:07] you're at 150 hit points.

[00:22:09] Like that's, you're doing damage if you can do work like that.

[00:22:12] Lucas.

[00:22:14] Oompa, oompa, oompa, oompa.

[00:22:17] Yeah, probably not gonna make a difference.

[00:22:19] Give me a con save to both the demon lords and the baler.

[00:22:22] I mean, you could try.

[00:22:24] The baler may or may not have advantage.

[00:22:26] Yeah, that's...

[00:22:28] I crit 20 mine, so I'm not gonna roll twice.

[00:22:32] You said con save?

[00:22:33] Do we get advantage on it?

[00:22:34] 20.

[00:22:35] We get advantage against him, right?

[00:22:38] The demon lords?

[00:22:39] Advantage against saving thirst.

[00:22:40] One more time.

[00:22:41] Oh, okay.

[00:22:43] I rolled an 11.

[00:22:45] That was with advantage?

[00:22:46] Oh no, against spells they do.

[00:22:48] I'm wrong.

[00:22:49] Yeah.

[00:22:51] 11.

[00:22:52] So they all pass, Lucas.

[00:22:53] Okay, you'll take half...

[00:22:56] and toss it?

[00:22:57] Of what?

[00:22:58] I'm gonna do this at one level higher.

[00:23:01] It's force damage.

[00:23:02] Oh, yeah, that'll go through.

[00:23:04] Force!

[00:23:06] So it's gonna be...

[00:23:07] It's a marching band joke.

[00:23:12] What is it you're rolling?

[00:23:13] D10s.

[00:23:15] I'll just roll a twist.

[00:23:19] 28.

[00:23:21] So half that.

[00:23:22] 14.

[00:23:23] Four damage.

[00:23:24] Because you say you passed, you are not sucked into the gravity hole.

[00:23:28] Okay.

[00:23:31] No fair stress.

[00:23:33] Thank you for that.

[00:23:36] Crank it away.

[00:23:37] Guys!

[00:23:38] Troy.

[00:23:43] Is this actually a thing that's in the fight?

[00:23:46] Okay.

[00:23:47] We haven't fucked with it.

[00:23:48] Nope.

[00:23:49] I've got enough shit to fuck with.

[00:23:50] You can move some of those chips around just to make it look more interesting.

[00:23:55] You eat that fucking look.

[00:24:00] Immerse me, you fuck.

[00:24:02] I'm trying.

[00:24:03] There's fucking Icker and shit flying everywhere.

[00:24:06] Battle ragers throwing themselves through demons.

[00:24:09] Yes, there are chunks of demons laying around where one battle rager just took a dive and started shimmying.

[00:24:18] Some of them are rolling making bloody snow angels.

[00:24:22] What do you do for fun?

[00:24:23] Oh, wiggle and grunt me too.

[00:24:27] I mean for a lot of things, yeah?

[00:24:29] What you got Troy?

[00:24:32] Could I tell which one of these two might be worse off?

[00:24:36] Who?

[00:24:37] The demon lord.

[00:24:38] No, I mean who is looking?

[00:24:39] Troy.

[00:24:40] Yeah.

[00:24:41] You've got three fucking characters to play.

[00:24:43] The one that actually can do anything.

[00:24:50] Demogorgon definitely looks worse.

[00:24:52] Okay.

[00:24:54] He looks tougher too, but he looks worse.

[00:25:02] Just light them up.

[00:25:03] Just pick one.

[00:25:04] Well, going to cast Elemental Bane on Demogorgon.

[00:25:10] So I need a con save please.

[00:25:15] Pass.

[00:25:17] Okay.

[00:25:23] Does do anything?

[00:25:25] Sweet.

[00:25:27] Maldives or Demogorgon?

[00:25:30] I'm going to throw my dagger at the Baelor.

[00:25:37] Can't throw it that far.

[00:25:38] Sure, I can.

[00:25:39] You can, it's a disadvantage.

[00:25:43] It's a mid-wide.

[00:25:45] And then it comes back to me.

[00:25:47] Okay.

[00:25:48] Demogorgon's turn.

[00:25:50] Yep.

[00:25:51] Oh yeah.

[00:25:55] Oh, 20 to hit?

[00:25:57] No.

[00:25:59] 22 to hit?

[00:26:00] Exactly.

[00:26:04] Orcus.

[00:26:05] Orcus, orcus, orcus.

[00:26:07] I don't want either one of these assholes to survive.

[00:26:09] I'd rather have the other two.

[00:26:12] Who's the higher CR?

[00:26:13] Demogorgon or Orcus?

[00:26:15] I think they're the same.

[00:26:16] I remember us talking about them before.

[00:26:18] Same.

[00:26:19] 32 bludgeoning.

[00:26:20] Got a weird memory about us talking about it.

[00:26:21] ConSafe.

[00:26:22] That doesn't fucking matter to me.

[00:26:23] Don't worry about it.

[00:26:26] Although that's technically...

[00:26:28] Legendary action.

[00:26:29] Yep.

[00:26:30] Oh yeah.

[00:26:31] I just took mine.

[00:26:32] Orcus.

[00:26:33] Okay.

[00:26:34] He's going to make him vulnerable and then fuck him up.

[00:26:36] Like, that's what you do.

[00:26:38] It should be the Baelor now.

[00:26:40] It is the Baelor.

[00:26:42] Did you attack recklessly, Grady?

[00:26:44] It doesn't matter, you're still rolling straight.

[00:26:45] True.

[00:26:46] Because I have protection.

[00:26:48] Miss.

[00:26:49] Ah, fuck you, I say to him.

[00:26:52] I'm assuming a 16 misses.

[00:26:54] Yes.

[00:26:56] My AC's bad, it's not that bad.

[00:26:58] So what happens when you run around?

[00:26:59] 19 misses you.

[00:27:00] When you run around naked?

[00:27:01] And 19 misses him.

[00:27:02] Because he's hasted still.

[00:27:06] You'll both take 14 points of fire damage.

[00:27:09] Really should be kind of dealing with concentration for that though.

[00:27:13] Yeah.

[00:27:15] DC 10.

[00:27:17] Concentration.

[00:27:18] I have WarCaster too.

[00:27:19] I know.

[00:27:20] I'm good.

[00:27:21] I'm not really worried about it.

[00:27:23] You said how much?

[00:27:24] 14.

[00:27:25] 14.

[00:27:26] Fire.

[00:27:27] Yikes, okay.

[00:27:29] Yep.

[00:27:30] Should be me.

[00:27:31] Grady's up.

[00:27:32] Attack recklessly.

[00:27:33] Going for the Baelor.

[00:27:34] Yeah, I got a great weapon master because I just got to.

[00:27:37] I'm fighting the fucking Baelorog.

[00:27:40] Yep.

[00:27:41] You shall not pass, you son of a bitch.

[00:27:43] Net 20.

[00:27:44] Hit him.

[00:27:45] So I do double damage.

[00:27:49] So that's D10 plus 8, so that's what?

[00:27:53] 2D10 plus 8.

[00:27:55] That's a 10.

[00:27:57] 19.

[00:27:58] 8 would make it 27 plus the additional...

[00:28:01] Great weapon master's additional 10.

[00:28:03] Is that right?

[00:28:04] So 37 damage on that hit.

[00:28:07] I swing again.

[00:28:08] I had another fun spell I should actually done.

[00:28:12] So 21 hit him?

[00:28:13] Yes.

[00:28:14] That's a great weapon master hit as well.

[00:28:17] So that is...

[00:28:21] 12, that's another 22 damage.

[00:28:23] Radiant.

[00:28:25] I go to stab him again.

[00:28:29] And I assume that a 22 hits him.

[00:28:33] It does.

[00:28:34] So D10 plus 18 again.

[00:28:38] 26 points of damage.

[00:28:40] Radiant.

[00:28:42] You crit it and you have great weapon master.

[00:28:45] That is true, I get to attack him again, don't I?

[00:28:47] You do as a bonus action.

[00:28:51] Why are you so happy, Jeff?

[00:28:53] I don't like it.

[00:28:56] See what happens.

[00:28:59] I only rolled a 16 on the attack.

[00:29:01] Oh you son of a bitch.

[00:29:03] Would you?

[00:29:04] 7 out of 10.

[00:29:05] It's plus 6 because I was using...

[00:29:07] Oh, great weapon master.

[00:29:08] Okay.

[00:29:10] And that's it for you.

[00:29:11] Yes sir.

[00:29:12] Unless you're gonna move.

[00:29:13] Nope, right where I want to be.

[00:29:15] Okay.

[00:29:16] A second wind is a bonus action, right?

[00:29:18] It is.

[00:29:19] And I just blew my second wind on that attack.

[00:29:21] Or my bonus action on that.

[00:29:22] Correct.

[00:29:23] You didn't.

[00:29:24] And I used the extra attack there.

[00:29:25] So yeah, no I'm good.

[00:29:26] Lucas, D100.

[00:29:27] We're getting through these rounds quicker now.

[00:29:31] Two less demon lures to deal with.

[00:29:34] Oh, before you tell me the result.

[00:29:36] You two roll off for a legendary action.

[00:29:38] Oh.

[00:29:39] We didn't get to do that on his turn.

[00:29:41] That's because nobody asked.

[00:29:43] And I didn't think about it.

[00:29:44] Okay.

[00:29:46] 10.

[00:29:47] 10.

[00:29:49] 6.

[00:29:50] 20.

[00:29:51] I will be casting my chill touch.

[00:29:54] Uh, yep, yep, yep.

[00:29:56] That's a good call there.

[00:29:59] You actually have to roll to hit, right?

[00:30:01] I do.

[00:30:02] Because you could roll a 1.

[00:30:03] You did not.

[00:30:04] I rolled a 19.

[00:30:06] Take that number and double it.

[00:30:10] 40 damage.

[00:30:12] 40 necrotic.

[00:30:15] Okay.

[00:30:17] What'd you get?

[00:30:18] A 5.

[00:30:19] Hot 5.

[00:30:20] 5?

[00:30:21] Yeah.

[00:30:22] Man, the extremes of these charts are always fucky-wucky.

[00:30:24] Roll it again.

[00:30:25] We've already had that one.

[00:30:26] Was another person coming alive?

[00:30:28] No.

[00:30:29] No, that was a light.

[00:30:30] I didn't roll a hot 5 earlier.

[00:30:31] He rolled not 7.

[00:30:32] It was with range.

[00:30:33] It's a range, gotcha.

[00:30:34] 94.

[00:30:36] Remember what I said about the extremes, Lucas?

[00:30:38] Now it's blue lights.

[00:30:40] Or now we get thrown into the 20th century or some shit?

[00:30:43] No.

[00:30:44] I need to know everybody's alignments.

[00:30:46] Uh...

[00:30:47] Chaotic neutral.

[00:30:49] Mine is also chaotic neutral.

[00:30:50] It's also chaotic neutral.

[00:30:52] I believe I...

[00:30:54] I think you were chaotic good.

[00:30:56] No.

[00:30:57] No?

[00:30:58] What was Malvayas' alignment?

[00:30:59] Oh yeah, I'm thinking Malvayas.

[00:31:01] Well, this doesn't matter.

[00:31:02] You haven't been hit, right?

[00:31:04] Malvayas?

[00:31:05] No.

[00:31:06] Malvayas has not been...

[00:31:07] Trogdor too has.

[00:31:08] Okay.

[00:31:09] I've not been hit either.

[00:31:10] I know.

[00:31:13] Chaotic neutral.

[00:31:14] No, no, yeah.

[00:31:15] Yeah.

[00:31:17] Trogdor was chaotic neutral.

[00:31:19] Okay.

[00:31:20] Malvayas wasn't chaotic, I don't think.

[00:31:22] Then it doesn't matter.

[00:31:23] What's it supposed to do?

[00:31:25] The engine makes a horrible grinding noise

[00:31:27] and all lawful creatures regain all hit points.

[00:31:30] Oh.

[00:31:31] Okay.

[00:31:35] There...

[00:31:36] Let's be careful with those roles, Lucas.

[00:31:40] Because those fuckers count as creatures.

[00:31:43] They're not lawful good.

[00:31:45] He said all lawful.

[00:31:47] Yeah.

[00:31:48] He didn't say lawful good.

[00:31:49] Or lawful, whatever.

[00:31:50] So if Gratz was here, who is a devil,

[00:31:52] who are lawful evil,

[00:31:54] he would have been healed to full points.

[00:31:56] Oh, cool.

[00:31:58] So let's be careful with those roles, Lucas.

[00:32:01] It should be back to me, right?

[00:32:03] Welcome to the game.

[00:32:04] Yes it is.

[00:32:05] Actually, Lucas, make me a dexterity save.

[00:32:11] Uh-oh.

[00:32:12] I think our toys...

[00:32:13] This character?

[00:32:14] I think our toys fall apart.

[00:32:16] That's not good to play around with.

[00:32:20] Big ol' six.

[00:32:24] Okay.

[00:32:25] That is the loudest Jeff has ever been on the podcast right there.

[00:32:28] That solid spike to zero.

[00:32:31] My arm give out?

[00:32:33] No, no.

[00:32:34] You're hanging on.

[00:32:35] The...

[00:32:36] The grinding of the machine,

[00:32:39] the battle that's going on,

[00:32:41] rocks are falling.

[00:32:43] Oh, cool.

[00:32:44] Yep.

[00:32:45] Everyone dies.

[00:32:46] Nope, not everybody.

[00:32:47] Just me.

[00:32:50] The platform that the machine is on is being hit.

[00:32:54] And it's breaking.

[00:32:56] The machine is now tipping back over the chasm,

[00:33:00] full of lava.

[00:33:01] And...

[00:33:02] You didn't hang on, man.

[00:33:04] Don't you have a racial misdi-step thing?

[00:33:07] It's a bonus section.

[00:33:08] Are you sure?

[00:33:09] Uh-huh.

[00:33:12] Is this misdi-step a reaction?

[00:33:14] No, it's face-step.

[00:33:15] Okay, I will...

[00:33:16] You have the choice.

[00:33:18] You can fall.

[00:33:19] Make another re...

[00:33:20] Make another check to try and catch yourself

[00:33:23] before you fall out.

[00:33:24] Or you can sacrifice the Modron as a reaction.

[00:33:27] Oh, well...

[00:33:28] Ah, you bitch.

[00:33:30] Do you have featherfall?

[00:33:31] I got fly.

[00:33:32] Can't cast that until you turn.

[00:33:34] Feather falling into lava is still falling into lava.

[00:33:38] So I either try to save myself.

[00:33:40] You have time to do some stuff.

[00:33:41] Or I push the android into the lava.

[00:33:44] It's more like the Modron saves you,

[00:33:47] but falls instead.

[00:33:49] That works.

[00:33:50] Okay.

[00:33:51] Do we need the Modron?

[00:33:52] Too late now!

[00:33:54] Yeah, not if the fucking orids no longer were going to work.

[00:33:58] Um...

[00:33:59] Kunkunkunkunkunkunk!

[00:34:01] Kunkunkunkunkunkunkunk!

[00:34:04] Honestly, I think I'd rather just roll to save myself.

[00:34:07] Nope, too late.

[00:34:08] Little bronze thumbs up.

[00:34:10] Stick an eye to lava.

[00:34:11] Go ahead, whatever.

[00:34:12] I'll tell Raphael you said hi.

[00:34:14] Sorry, guys.

[00:34:15] It was apparently an answer now.

[00:34:16] Go ahead.

[00:34:18] Okay.

[00:34:19] That was me as funny.

[00:34:20] Schroeder.

[00:34:21] You're up.

[00:34:23] Uh, okay.

[00:34:24] Smash the bailer.

[00:34:25] Smash Demogorgon.

[00:34:26] Duh.

[00:34:27] I'm gonna heal and...

[00:34:28] Bostash, though.

[00:34:29] Fair enough.

[00:34:30] Um, I am going to use a level of Wild Shape to, uh...

[00:34:34] Get your temp hit points?

[00:34:36] Get my temp hit points.

[00:34:37] So, um...

[00:34:39] It's four times druid level.

[00:34:40] I'm now level 11 druid, so 44.

[00:34:43] Temp hit points.

[00:34:45] Okay.

[00:34:46] And then I'll just attack with my spiritual weapon as a bonus.

[00:34:50] Uh, it's an 18.

[00:34:52] Yep, you got him.

[00:34:53] Yeah.

[00:34:54] You got it, dude.

[00:34:56] For another 12 damage.

[00:34:58] Don't go anywhere, Grady.

[00:35:00] Okay.

[00:35:01] Uh, then that's gonna be his turn.

[00:35:04] Oh, no.

[00:35:05] We're not done yet.

[00:35:06] Is he stealing my kill?

[00:35:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:35:08] Yeah.

[00:35:09] I have feelings this thing blows up.

[00:35:11] But yeah, ballers have this ability called death throws.

[00:35:14] Uh, you guys need to make, uh, dexterity checks.

[00:35:17] Or dexterity saves, I'm sorry.

[00:35:21] Uh, I get advantage on that.

[00:35:23] You do.

[00:35:24] And there's something else that I get, I think.

[00:35:26] Do the, uh, Demon Lords also have to do that?

[00:35:29] It doesn't really matter, because they don't care about fire.

[00:35:33] Uh, I do not pass it.

[00:35:35] Would you say what- what's it need to be?

[00:35:37] After all that-

[00:35:38] Dexterity save.

[00:35:39] Uh-oh.

[00:35:40] You didn't tell us.

[00:35:42] I see that.

[00:35:43] No, did he tell us what the number is or should he hit?

[00:35:46] Who?

[00:35:47] No.

[00:35:48] I would eat.

[00:35:49] You didn't pass either.

[00:35:50] Probably not.

[00:35:51] It's okay, take half damage.

[00:35:52] I don't.

[00:35:54] Good thing I healed, I guess?

[00:35:55] You got 10.

[00:35:56] 14, Jeff.

[00:35:57] Okay, it was a DC 20.

[00:35:59] Um...

[00:36:01] It is 20 d6.

[00:36:03] We are probably the two least dexterous kicks.

[00:36:06] Uh, that's 70 points of damage.

[00:36:08] It's 35 points of damage.

[00:36:10] It is.

[00:36:11] So go fuck yourself, Jeff.

[00:36:13] Good thing I healed.

[00:36:15] He blows up in my face and I just go...

[00:36:18] It's spit on a piece of his, uh, intestines.

[00:36:23] Rip and tear!

[00:36:24] Rip and tear!

[00:36:25] How you looking, buddy?

[00:36:27] 25.

[00:36:28] I like to imagine that like his face is just covered in

[00:36:31] icor and his hair is blown back off.

[00:36:34] Oh, I just healed four-

[00:36:35] I basically took 44 temp to go up to 95 to take a 70 right to the face.

[00:36:41] Yup.

[00:36:42] So good thing I healed.

[00:36:43] I'm not looking great either, but I'm standing.

[00:36:47] Y'all done.

[00:36:48] You got Orcas.

[00:36:49] I do, I have Orcas.

[00:36:51] Well, it's gonna hit.

[00:36:52] Attacking Demogorgon, right?

[00:36:54] Correct.

[00:36:55] Okay.

[00:36:56] That is...

[00:36:57] The 7.

[00:36:58] Yeah, it's also gonna hit.

[00:36:59] Okay.

[00:37:00] Oh come on, take him out.

[00:37:01] Take him out!

[00:37:09] You can do it, you're so damn close.

[00:37:12] 25 plus 8.

[00:37:16] So that's 33.

[00:37:18] Is that with the vulnerability?

[00:37:20] No, that's 33 bludgeoning.

[00:37:22] Oh, okay.

[00:37:27] 44 necrotic.

[00:37:35] I want you to look at Demogorgon, right?

[00:37:39] Hit points.

[00:37:41] Yeah.

[00:37:44] One.

[00:37:45] One.

[00:37:46] One.

[00:37:47] What a fucker.

[00:37:50] You can steal the kill.

[00:37:53] I have been tortured by this motherfucker for forever.

[00:37:55] You think that I wasn't gonna charge right towards him?

[00:37:57] Yeah, no, that's fair.

[00:37:58] You got another thing fucking coming.

[00:38:00] Maybe if you kill him, you get his power.

[00:38:02] That could be what I want.

[00:38:04] Lucas.

[00:38:05] I don't want to play anymore.

[00:38:07] What?

[00:38:08] Oh, Crankin.

[00:38:09] No.

[00:38:10] I'll just have to go.

[00:38:11] If you want.

[00:38:12] I mean...

[00:38:13] You're falling into a pit of lava.

[00:38:16] I would get the extra...

[00:38:17] No, the mojron secured him.

[00:38:22] You sick fuck.

[00:38:23] You sick fuck.

[00:38:24] Is the machine still operating?

[00:38:26] Yes.

[00:38:27] But I want to take your kill away from you.

[00:38:29] Feel bad.

[00:38:31] I'm just gonna keep Crankin.

[00:38:33] Okay.

[00:38:34] And he's gonna let Troy steal the kill.

[00:38:36] Yeah.

[00:38:37] I'll give a fuck if he doesn't want me to kill him.

[00:38:40] Troy, you're up.

[00:38:42] Well, it'll depend on the consave.

[00:38:45] Malvea's cast familiar.

[00:38:46] You're not gonna take one more round with Demogorgon?

[00:38:49] That's a good idea too.

[00:38:50] Oh, that's a good point.

[00:38:54] I mean...

[00:38:55] Let them do what they want.

[00:38:58] You should take your legendary action before your turn.

[00:39:00] Yeah, that's what I was wrong for.

[00:39:02] 34?

[00:39:03] Yeah.

[00:39:08] That was scary.

[00:39:10] How are we?

[00:39:11] 18...

[00:39:12] 27 bludgeoning...

[00:39:17] 22 necrotic.

[00:39:19] Okay, let's pause there.

[00:39:21] Take 12 rounds just to start up.

[00:39:24] Oh really?

[00:39:25] That's why I was trying to push to do it early.

[00:39:28] Oh, are we recording again?

[00:39:30] Yeah.

[00:39:31] Let's go.

[00:39:33] It's already 1.15. Let's knock it out.

[00:39:35] Yes.

[00:39:36] Okay, Troy. Anything else?

[00:39:39] That was just his legendary action.

[00:39:41] Then fucking hit him.

[00:39:43] Not with that roll.

[00:39:45] 19?

[00:39:46] Nope.

[00:39:47] I should work in. 27?

[00:39:49] Nope.

[00:39:50] Not divisible by 3.

[00:39:51] No problem.

[00:39:52] Yes it is.

[00:39:53] You can't be hit by things divisible by 3.

[00:39:55] It's very weird.

[00:39:57] That's right. I'm tired enough.

[00:39:58] I almost called 27 a prime number.

[00:40:02] Divisible by 3, divisible by 9...

[00:40:05] 30 bludgeoning...

[00:40:07] Gotta be getting close.

[00:40:09] Do a con save though.

[00:40:11] Just because I...

[00:40:12] You want to...

[00:40:13] That's not bad. Good idea.

[00:40:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:40:16] I passed.

[00:40:18] How do you know?

[00:40:19] Because your DC is 23 and if my con...

[00:40:22] modifiers more than 9 I passed.

[00:40:24] Which I bet it is.

[00:40:26] It is.

[00:40:27] It is.

[00:40:28] It's numbers. I memorized them.

[00:40:30] Con saves.

[00:40:31] First, the spell, right?

[00:40:34] Yeah.

[00:40:36] Pass.

[00:40:37] Pass.

[00:40:38] Cool.

[00:40:39] Anything?

[00:40:40] Nope.

[00:40:41] Okay.

[00:40:42] You really didn't tell the dagger?

[00:40:44] I can't.

[00:40:45] Oh.

[00:40:47] Got ya.

[00:40:48] If you want me to I will but you know I'm breaking the rules a little bit.

[00:40:52] Okay.

[00:40:54] Grady.

[00:40:55] I will run towards the nearest demon lord.

[00:40:57] Legendary.

[00:40:58] Great.

[00:41:01] I lined up, Kira.

[00:41:03] I would like to point out...

[00:41:04] Necrotic Vomitability.

[00:41:06] I would like to point out that you know like...

[00:41:08] You know...

[00:41:09] This demon has literally haunted my dreams since session 2.

[00:41:13] Since...

[00:41:14] Since Fish City.

[00:41:15] Yeah.

[00:41:16] Exactly.

[00:41:17] Since Fish City.

[00:41:18] Attack recklessly.

[00:41:20] Go for it.

[00:41:22] First attack is a...

[00:41:25] 17, so that won't hit.

[00:41:28] Second attack with Dawnbringer.

[00:41:30] That was a little better.

[00:41:31] That's a 24.

[00:41:32] That'll hit.

[00:41:33] That's D10 plus 8.

[00:41:36] Radiant damage.

[00:41:38] 9 radiant damage.

[00:41:40] Kira charges across the field and jumps into the air

[00:41:43] and brings Dawnbringer down through Demogorgon's chest

[00:41:47] and its body evaporates.

[00:41:49] Fuck you!

[00:41:51] She gains his power.

[00:41:52] Did she absorb it?

[00:41:53] That would be funny if she absorbed part of the powers.

[00:41:56] She grows a second head.

[00:41:58] Yes, that's it.

[00:41:59] And a tentacle out of her ass.

[00:42:01] Hey now.

[00:42:02] You're an all-star.

[00:42:04] People will pay for that.

[00:42:05] Oh man.

[00:42:07] You're mine now you little bitch.

[00:42:10] Anything else?

[00:42:13] Now realizing I'm a demon lord,

[00:42:16] now realizing I'm standing in front of Orcus.

[00:42:19] Second wind.

[00:42:21] Okay.

[00:42:23] Anything else?

[00:42:24] It's 1d10 plus 6.

[00:42:25] Orcus is mine now.

[00:42:29] Fuck me.

[00:42:31] No, I don't need it.

[00:42:32] I don't need it.

[00:42:37] Orcus can take a legendary action at the end of Kira's turn.

[00:42:41] How many legendary actions have you taken already?

[00:42:44] One with two.

[00:42:46] So you have one.

[00:42:47] Mine range?

[00:42:48] 20 feet away.

[00:42:49] He's got a move.

[00:42:50] He would have to cast.

[00:42:52] Right, but Kira wouldn't have been in the circle.

[00:42:55] Would she?

[00:42:56] No.

[00:42:57] Okay, cool.

[00:42:59] Because he's a...

[00:43:00] You attacked recklessly?

[00:43:01] Does he have 20 feet of reach?

[00:43:04] It's a range spell.

[00:43:06] He has a spell option.

[00:43:08] Got it.

[00:43:10] 26 to hit.

[00:43:11] Nope.

[00:43:12] What is shell touch?

[00:43:14] It's 1d8, but it's 5d8 at level 17.

[00:43:18] We're in trouble now.

[00:43:20] I have 20 now.

[00:43:22] Do my shit real.

[00:43:24] I should have turned on you.

[00:43:29] Yup, would have been useful.

[00:43:32] You want to know what I'm going to do?

[00:43:33] Run.

[00:43:35] 18 points of damage.

[00:43:37] You didn't have that already for me, did you?

[00:43:39] Huh?

[00:43:40] You didn't have that.

[00:43:41] That was a shit roll.

[00:43:43] I hope I added that up right.

[00:43:46] It sounded good to me.

[00:43:47] Lucas, D100.

[00:43:49] Oh yeah.

[00:43:52] You keep cranking that goddamn machine.

[00:43:54] You're like, should I even be doing this anymore?

[00:43:57] 13.

[00:43:58] Do I have to do the slide whistle on 1 and 3 or 2 and 4?

[00:44:01] And 1 and 3 and...

[00:44:03] And 1 and...

[00:44:04] And 3 and...

[00:44:06] Blop it.

[00:44:07] Twist it.

[00:44:08] I feel like it's what I'm doing.

[00:44:09] Pass it.

[00:44:11] Oh, you killed the Mowdron.

[00:44:12] Shit.

[00:44:15] That's a joke for you fuckers out there that are in your 30s at least.

[00:44:19] Because I'm assuming Bop It is no longer a thing.

[00:44:22] Loud whispers emanate from the hollow interior of the engine.

[00:44:26] Each character in direct contact with the engine can increase one ability score by 2.

[00:44:32] Damn!

[00:44:34] So just me?

[00:44:35] No, I'm there too.

[00:44:37] You want to up your int by 2.

[00:44:41] Just in case you were wondering.

[00:44:43] Up to a maximum of 24.

[00:44:45] 22.

[00:44:46] Does that then change that to a plus 6?

[00:44:49] To a plus 6?

[00:44:50] Yes it does.

[00:44:51] No, it's a plus 4 now.

[00:44:52] Goes back down.

[00:44:54] It's inverse cosine...

[00:44:57] Schroeder.

[00:44:58] You're up.

[00:44:59] Pythagorean theorem.

[00:45:00] Perfect golden ratio.

[00:45:01] I'm gonna move 30 feet in the opposite direction this way.

[00:45:06] No, just down at an angle towards the fortress.

[00:45:10] He's moving back towards the door?

[00:45:12] Correct.

[00:45:13] Towards the door or past?

[00:45:15] I don't know if I could hide from him inside the fortress.

[00:45:19] I mean it is a fortress.

[00:45:20] Yeah, like I'm gonna try to...

[00:45:22] Sure, whatever.

[00:45:24] As he runs away I go, I would have appreciated a heal!

[00:45:27] Where are you going?

[00:45:28] I'm going into the fortress.

[00:45:29] Into the fortress.

[00:45:30] Just I'm at the door.

[00:45:31] I want...

[00:45:32] Line of sight.

[00:45:33] I thought you were gonna run in, yell Mimsy and keep running.

[00:45:37] No, I mean it is...

[00:45:38] Mimsy!

[00:45:39] It is an option that I will use.

[00:45:42] I'm going to also use a wild shape again to heal or to add tip or a hit points.

[00:45:53] And then I will turn my spiritual weapon on Orgus.

[00:45:56] Okay.

[00:45:58] Ooh nice roll.

[00:45:59] That is going to be a 25.

[00:46:01] That will hit.

[00:46:03] For 11 damage.

[00:46:08] 11 damage to Orgus.

[00:46:09] I'm gonna assume that's probably about gone by now.

[00:46:13] I don't know how many rounds we've played.

[00:46:15] We're on about 7 or 8.

[00:46:16] No, you're not.

[00:46:18] You're on 4.

[00:46:19] That wouldn't be gone then.

[00:46:20] There's no way we're on 4.

[00:46:22] Yep.

[00:46:23] That's how many times the maze engine has gone.

[00:46:27] Well then you need to make a gigantic fucking roll for the 56 bajillion damage you took a minute ago.

[00:46:33] Yeah, how's the 70 work?

[00:46:35] What do I have to roll?

[00:46:37] 35.

[00:46:38] I don't think it's possible.

[00:46:40] So I was handing it back to you.

[00:46:42] That's what the DC is.

[00:46:43] Half the damage or 10 or half the damage, whichever is more.

[00:46:47] No, what I'm saying is I don't think I could pass that roll.

[00:46:50] Correct.

[00:46:51] Yeah, so it's gone.

[00:46:52] So fuck your spell.

[00:46:53] Yes.

[00:46:55] I don't know why you're so angry.

[00:46:59] I left you with Orcas, quid bitching.

[00:47:01] I know, I'm excited.

[00:47:03] How much health did he have left?

[00:47:05] Because he beat the shit out of me.

[00:47:07] I know.

[00:47:08] You were down to...

[00:47:10] He was bloody.

[00:47:12] 15 points and then you regained some for killing Demogorgon.

[00:47:16] He didn't kill Demogorgon.

[00:47:17] When Demogorgon died.

[00:47:19] Get over it.

[00:47:21] Do I get any hit points?

[00:47:22] It's I killed Demogorgon?

[00:47:23] No.

[00:47:24] Fuck this game.

[00:47:26] Who just went?

[00:47:27] I'm sorry.

[00:47:28] Earthland did.

[00:47:29] It's me.

[00:47:30] Yeah, Lucas.

[00:47:31] Now you do have spells that will absolutely do exact damage

[00:47:35] and you would get past everything.

[00:47:38] Yeah, well I can do magic missile.

[00:47:40] Yes.

[00:47:41] That's exactly what he's talking about.

[00:47:42] Max that shit and blow your load every round.

[00:47:45] The highest level I could do is a fifth level.

[00:47:47] Hey, whatever you got bro, just confirm the damage.

[00:47:51] We need to confirm a kill now.

[00:47:53] Fifth level is your max level?

[00:47:56] Yeah, just high as I can.

[00:47:59] Is it 3d4 to start so it's 74?

[00:48:03] Sounds about right.

[00:48:05] It's 3d4 to begin with.

[00:48:08] Yeah, so then if he's passing at fifth it's 4 more d4.

[00:48:11] So it's 7d4 plus 7.

[00:48:13] Plus 7.

[00:48:14] 7d4 plus 7.

[00:48:15] But he's got the sniper thing or whatever that adds.

[00:48:18] Doesn't matter.

[00:48:19] It just adds range.

[00:48:21] No, there was something I thought that added more.

[00:48:23] Adds range and...

[00:48:24] No, he had some weird ability didn't he?

[00:48:26] That added to his forced... added to it.

[00:48:29] That was Nexus.

[00:48:30] Oh, okay, got it.

[00:48:32] His Eldritch Blast.

[00:48:35] I have 2d4.

[00:48:36] Come on Lucas hit it.

[00:48:38] Hit it.

[00:48:44] That's all I got for d4 right now.

[00:48:45] That 4 is better than 2.

[00:48:48] Oh, gross.

[00:48:51] We're just looking for confirmed damage right now.

[00:48:53] That's 7.

[00:48:57] Did you just roll 8?

[00:48:58] Huh?

[00:48:59] No I did.

[00:49:00] Sorry.

[00:49:01] I'll toss one of these.

[00:49:02] We'll do pretty well.

[00:49:03] Okay.

[00:49:06] 14, 16.

[00:49:08] Did you add the additional 7?

[00:49:09] Plus 7.

[00:49:10] 23.

[00:49:11] That makes a difference.

[00:49:12] It does.

[00:49:13] We're eakin' us out boys.

[00:49:15] We need all the damage we can get.

[00:49:17] Correct.

[00:49:19] Okay.

[00:49:20] No fairs, Ryss.

[00:49:21] Because I think I'm about to be a bug on the windshield of Orcus.

[00:49:29] I don't need this anymore.

[00:49:32] I completely forgot about my Eldritch Cannon.

[00:49:35] So I will pull that out.

[00:49:36] Cool.

[00:49:39] I would use my spell thingy right now.

[00:49:43] Did I do that?

[00:49:44] Spell attack modifier?

[00:49:45] Yeah.

[00:49:46] Is it a spell?

[00:49:47] I have any idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[00:49:51] So I cannot help.

[00:49:52] Me neither.

[00:49:53] It's, let's go.

[00:50:01] You used a legendary action to hit me didn't you?

[00:50:03] He did.

[00:50:04] Yes.

[00:50:05] I keep not being able to wrap around my brain how you hit me and I haven't had to go

[00:50:08] yet but it's because of a legendary action.

[00:50:13] Something we can do faster?

[00:50:15] Eldritch Cannon?

[00:50:16] Oh, it's a ranged spell attack.

[00:50:18] Okay.

[00:50:19] So 23.

[00:50:20] That hits.

[00:50:21] That is it.

[00:50:24] 12 force damage.

[00:50:26] Hey, chunk it down.

[00:50:28] Anything else?

[00:50:29] Chunk it down.

[00:50:34] Earthling, did you disappear?

[00:50:38] He mostly went into hiding.

[00:50:40] Right below you.

[00:50:41] What are you trying to do?

[00:50:43] How bad off are you, Grady?

[00:50:46] I'm down 103 hit points.

[00:50:49] That doesn't tell me anything.

[00:50:50] I'm down 103, I have 147, I have 44 remaining.

[00:50:54] He's going to hit me three times?

[00:50:57] Twice.

[00:50:58] Twice.

[00:50:59] He did.

[00:51:00] She did.

[00:51:01] Unless there's something on my sheet that's not on that sheet.

[00:51:03] There is.

[00:51:04] I'm sure there's more cool stuff.

[00:51:06] I guess they would be all...

[00:51:08] Moves will cast Healing Spirit in the spot that Kira is standing.

[00:51:14] Okay.

[00:51:16] So, and he'll do it at third level?

[00:51:20] Sure, why not?

[00:51:27] You get 10 points of health back.

[00:51:31] Tweet.

[00:51:32] They make a difference.

[00:51:34] Jeff, I believe it's now you.

[00:51:38] It is.

[00:51:39] You see Orcus thrust his wand towards you guys, flares bright green, and you guys need...

[00:51:46] Counter spell.

[00:51:49] Earthling, what's his name?

[00:51:51] Trogdor too, and Kira need to make constitution saves.

[00:52:01] 17.

[00:52:02] Okay, not good enough.

[00:52:05] 10.

[00:52:06] 14.

[00:52:07] All fail.

[00:52:08] I bet it's got to be at least a 20.

[00:52:10] 18.

[00:52:12] One away.

[00:52:13] Game of numbers.

[00:52:16] You going down?

[00:52:17] I think at least two out of three of you are going down.

[00:52:21] I'm only going to take half of whatever he rolls.

[00:52:23] That's what I said.

[00:52:24] Well, I guess you haven't taken a lot of damage out of me.

[00:52:29] You got a lot of dice there.

[00:52:31] Lot of low numbers on that roll there.

[00:52:33] There's a lot of ones and a lot of ones and twos.

[00:52:35] You just got saved by the fates.

[00:52:39] 10, 20.

[00:52:41] 28 points of necrotic damage.

[00:52:44] Not much, you red bitch.

[00:52:48] You said how much?

[00:52:49] Sorry, 20.

[00:52:50] Where does that take you?

[00:52:51] To where I'm still up.

[00:52:53] Is it?

[00:52:54] I thought you said you were at 24.

[00:52:57] No, last turn I healed again.

[00:52:59] Okay.

[00:53:00] You said how much damage?

[00:53:01] Sorry.

[00:53:02] 28.

[00:53:03] So you would have 14.

[00:53:05] Sucks for it.

[00:53:06] 10 to 8.

[00:53:07] 10 to 6.

[00:53:08] That does suck.

[00:53:11] And he will fly.

[00:53:13] You piece of shit.

[00:53:15] Cool.

[00:53:16] Fly up 40 feet.

[00:53:17] Who's turn?

[00:53:18] Or is it the machine?

[00:53:20] It's mine, but now I can figure out what the fuck I'm going to do because he flew up in the goddamn air.

[00:53:26] Cast fly on Grady.

[00:53:28] Not so much, right?

[00:53:29] I know.

[00:53:30] That's what I think you have to touch.

[00:53:32] I think it's not touched.

[00:53:33] I'm pretty sure it is.

[00:53:34] Fuck that spell.

[00:53:36] Shit.

[00:53:37] I don't have the stats for this.

[00:53:38] I'm not handy.

[00:53:42] How high up is he?

[00:53:43] 40 feet.

[00:53:45] Hold on.

[00:53:46] I can't attack recklessly with a ranged attack.

[00:53:48] I don't think so.

[00:53:49] Yes.

[00:53:50] Okay.

[00:53:51] Hand you.

[00:53:52] I dropped the glaive and pull out the horde breaker bow which is magical.

[00:53:57] Okay.

[00:53:58] So I get past that.

[00:54:00] I will attack recklessly with the horde breaker bow.

[00:54:05] I'm not going to use the horde breaker's ability.

[00:54:07] I've never been able to use it in this game which is kind of irritating but you know, shit happens.

[00:54:12] It sounded like a lot cooler ability than it turned out to be.

[00:54:15] Yeah.

[00:54:16] Yeah.

[00:54:18] Only useful if you can get a line of enemies.

[00:54:20] It's a 12 so that arrow misses.

[00:54:23] Do I still get three attacks though?

[00:54:25] Yes?

[00:54:26] Get three actions.

[00:54:27] No, because you lost six.

[00:54:29] Oh sorry, yeah I did use that.

[00:54:30] I'm only at two now.

[00:54:31] Sorry.

[00:54:33] Hey that's a 24.

[00:54:34] That'll hit.

[00:54:35] But I don't add in anything extra for raging or is it plus two?

[00:54:38] It is plus two.

[00:54:39] Oh melee.

[00:54:40] Melee.

[00:54:41] I want to double check.

[00:54:42] So I just get a d8 plus four.

[00:54:46] 10 damage.

[00:54:47] It is magical.

[00:54:48] It is.

[00:54:50] Come down here and fight you pussy.

[00:54:52] I will, I have movement left right?

[00:54:55] Yep.

[00:54:56] Yeah but if you move out of his thing you don't heal.

[00:54:58] I understand that but I also will heal a lot more next to Earthland than I will.

[00:55:03] Not the next turn you won't.

[00:55:06] Hey I'll stay right there.

[00:55:08] I'm going to keep being the punching bag because it's my lot in my life.

[00:55:11] That space can move too.

[00:55:13] Oh, good.

[00:55:14] What do you think?

[00:55:17] How much movement I got?

[00:55:19] I'll move towards Schroeder.

[00:55:20] All the way?

[00:55:21] I think so yeah.

[00:55:22] I don't remember how much movement I got.

[00:55:24] No you've got plenty.

[00:55:26] Lucas, d100.

[00:55:29] I'm going to shoot no bonus or whatever.

[00:55:31] I don't know what I would do.

[00:55:33] I don't either.

[00:55:34] 58.

[00:55:36] I'm also going to try something stupid but it might not be stupid.

[00:55:40] I'm not opposed to it.

[00:55:44] Right now like I said we just got a chunk damage baby.

[00:55:47] Right now that's what I'm going to do.

[00:55:48] Lucas, make a constitution save please.

[00:55:51] My character?

[00:55:52] Yes.

[00:55:53] I don't know.

[00:55:54] No, Lucas, you.

[00:55:55] It's an 18 on the die.

[00:55:57] That's a pass.

[00:55:58] Yeah.

[00:56:01] The maze engine emits a bright green flash and kind of looks like it's an integrated spell but you saved.

[00:56:14] It probably wouldn't have killed you out right?

[00:56:16] It is very fucking tired up here.

[00:56:18] And seeing as how I'm not going to run this like a 30 round encounter.

[00:56:24] According to Jeff you've only been pedaling for 35 seconds.

[00:56:28] Yeah sadly yes.

[00:56:31] Give or take.

[00:56:32] The maze engine has been drifting further and further over this edge and as it seems like it's like the whatever the mechanism inside this thing is finally taking off

[00:56:45] and it spins faster and faster and faster to the point that you can't really even see the rings anymore.

[00:56:51] And all of a sudden it is it's not dangling over the edge.

[00:56:55] It's floating.

[00:56:56] Okay.

[00:56:57] And it goes faster and faster and faster and there is this white flash and you look at every demon out there is gone.

[00:57:06] Including that one.

[00:57:09] Why are you mad about that?

[00:57:11] I wanted to kill it.

[00:57:14] It wanted to kill you.

[00:57:15] I have a feeling that if I made it to its next turn and I didn't die it might have died.

[00:57:20] I don't know what was its health at?

[00:57:22] I was going to blow a seventh level moon beam on it.

[00:57:24] Yeah it was on its way out.

[00:57:29] This will chunk in as long as I don't go down.

[00:57:32] Did it work?

[00:57:33] You're alive.

[00:57:34] The maze engine blinks to another.

[00:57:36] Guys.

[00:57:37] I'm playing the existence of these guys.

[00:57:40] Kira will start picking up battle ragers and look for brass rocks.

[00:57:46] Once the maze engine lets out this burst you don't really know this but it's a burst that goes 100 miles.

[00:57:56] Any outsider is sent back to its home plane.

[00:58:01] After that it locks and stops moving and falls into the lava.

[00:58:07] You got anything you can do?

[00:58:09] Jump.

[00:58:11] Jump.

[00:58:12] It's going down.

[00:58:14] Oh no I can cast fly on myself and fuck off.

[00:58:18] No you're going to need a reaction of some kind.

[00:58:20] It's going.

[00:58:22] Yes.

[00:58:23] It's not waiting for your turn.

[00:58:24] All I can do is jump across.

[00:58:26] What else can I do?

[00:58:27] It would be a deck save.

[00:58:28] Jump to save.

[00:58:29] Make a strength save.

[00:58:32] To jump clear.

[00:58:34] I thought jump was a specific role.

[00:58:36] It's athletics which is strength.

[00:58:39] Big ol' one.

[00:58:40] Oh fuck.

[00:58:42] Okay.

[00:58:43] This has been fun guys.

[00:58:46] Finally kill its character and it's the last ditch effort.

[00:58:51] You're kind of waiting for him to die.

[00:58:52] No what's crazy is that you'd be surprised at how well you can survive a fall like this.

[00:58:57] Into lava.

[00:58:58] Into lava?

[00:58:59] 13.

[00:59:00] How much damage does lava do?

[00:59:02] I don't know.

[00:59:03] 10d6 apparently.

[00:59:04] No 10d6 is for the fall.

[00:59:06] Can you shield as a reaction?

[00:59:08] Yeah I can.

[00:59:09] When you get to the bottom.

[00:59:10] 31.

[00:59:11] See that's where the feather fall would prevent all of that damage.

[00:59:13] Yeah I don't have any kind of reactions like that.

[00:59:16] I know everyone's always like ah lava the fires of mount doom everything is all consuming

[00:59:21] but it's like how much damage does it actually do in this world?

[00:59:24] Because I bet it's not much.

[00:59:26] I suppose but no IRL.

[00:59:28] You and I well yes IRL but you and I fought lava creatures like

[00:59:33] lava methods.

[00:59:35] Like yeah you don't really want to take a swim in it but I don't know if it's immediate death.

[00:59:40] We'll find out.

[00:59:41] It's gonna be close.

[00:59:43] 31 from the fall.

[00:59:45] Okay.

[00:59:51] 10, 16, 20, 28.

[00:59:53] So how to stabilize him in the lava world?

[00:59:57] 37 from the lava.

[00:59:59] Oh he's still up.

[01:00:00] Still up.

[01:00:01] You can get to your turn and fly out.

[01:00:03] See?

[01:00:04] Then I do this thing.

[01:00:05] Damn.

[01:00:06] Okay.

[01:00:07] I am now naked.

[01:00:08] I'm shocked.

[01:00:09] I didn't take anything.

[01:00:10] I smoke him with a lightning bolt just so he gets up over the edge.

[01:00:12] Oh I love him monster.

[01:00:15] Flamethrowers on the side of my face.

[01:00:18] You guys in the handful of battle ragers that survived are you've won.

[01:00:23] The demon lords are gone.

[01:00:25] The demons are gone.

[01:00:27] He's been sent back to its home plane.

[01:00:29] If the Modron had survived he'd have gone home.

[01:00:31] But Lucas killed him.

[01:00:33] Did not.

[01:00:34] Sacrified himself.

[01:00:35] Exactly.

[01:00:36] Pushed him right over the edge.

[01:00:39] It wasn't even that shaky.

[01:00:40] Why do you have the Modron's grapple cock around your waist?

[01:00:44] No time for questions.

[01:00:47] Get me the fuck out of here.

[01:00:49] You've made it.

[01:00:50] You've made it all the way to the end.

[01:00:53] I would point out Malveas to Kira.

[01:00:55] We're the only ones to start and finish this game.

[01:01:00] It's been 5 or 35 seconds.

[01:01:03] I feel like one of us took a shortcut.

[01:01:07] This sum bitch has come back to life more than anybody else.

[01:01:13] I've been resuscitated quite a few times.

[01:01:16] You weren't dead dead.

[01:01:18] No.

[01:01:19] That's right.

[01:01:20] I didn't get magically healed by a law and order machine.

[01:01:24] Socks to suck.

[01:01:25] Have you had the most characters in the game?

[01:01:29] I throw Malveas into the lava.

[01:01:31] Not including the reanimation though.

[01:01:35] Like as in total.

[01:01:37] No, Malveas, Trogdor too.

[01:01:42] L and L.

[01:01:43] Yeah.

[01:01:44] Fair enough.

[01:01:45] Did you hear Grady?

[01:01:46] He said I'd throw Malveas into the lava.

[01:01:48] I love it.

[01:01:52] So, where do you guys have...

[01:01:55] What do you guys do?

[01:01:56] To the fucking tailor.

[01:02:01] Sure we can find some rags on the way.

[01:02:03] I believe there was a...

[01:02:06] A robe of eyes.

[01:02:07] Were you wearing it?

[01:02:09] Oh that's right.

[01:02:10] We probably have a lot of eyes.

[01:02:12] Yeah, we've got shit to give you.

[01:02:14] Were we supposed to visit anyone after this was done?

[01:02:17] No. There was no additional stuff.

[01:02:20] Were we supposed to go back to what's his name?

[01:02:22] I would like to be sent to Mithril Hall please.

[01:02:25] We can do that.

[01:02:26] I'm gonna cast Sending first.

[01:02:29] Hey bro.

[01:02:30] Shouldn't we tell at least Elmette?

[01:02:32] That's what I thought.

[01:02:33] I don't care about that guy but...

[01:02:35] I was gonna send to Elmester.

[01:02:36] Oh yeah, go tell Vazarin that...

[01:02:38] Yeah, we sent it off somewhere else.

[01:02:40] It's all good now.

[01:02:42] The demon lords are gone.

[01:02:45] The Zaren's whole goal was to wreck Menzo Barrenson.

[01:02:49] I know, I don't think you should have about that.

[01:02:51] I figured that out pretty quickly.

[01:02:52] But I...

[01:02:53] I sent to Elmester.

[01:02:54] Hey bro.

[01:02:55] Sorry you couldn't be here to help us do it.

[01:02:58] Send all the demon lords back.

[01:03:00] Maybe next time.

[01:03:01] And then that's it.

[01:03:03] You get back.

[01:03:04] Hey bro.

[01:03:05] Hazah.

[01:03:07] So I'm gonna snip that and I'm gonna put it at the very end of whatever it's left.

[01:03:12] So...

[01:03:13] That was a lot of...

[01:03:14] No, Kira wants to go back to Mithril Hall.

[01:03:16] There are battle ragers to Barry.

[01:03:20] There's bits of battle ragers to Barry.

[01:03:23] There's battle rager armor to Return that needs to be filled by new dwarves.

[01:03:27] That's true.

[01:03:30] I don't know if Brassrox has as much plot armor as I presume he did.

[01:03:34] Oh hell yeah he does.

[01:03:36] So they don't need a new commander but they probably need somebody to help train a new set of gut busters because

[01:03:42] a bunch of them lost their lives here protecting our backs.

[01:03:45] Eventually you all see the next best seller in store France.

[01:03:48] Lava and how to survive it.

[01:03:51] Have hit points.

[01:03:57] You still got grots out there somewhere?

[01:04:00] Yeah.

[01:04:01] You've still gotta figure out what in the fuck Loth is up to.

[01:04:06] You're gonna have a pissed off drow when he finds out that Menzo Baron's still intact.

[01:04:14] Yeah but we got another drow air quote friend who could probably have fixed that problem.

[01:04:19] Have you met the drow before?

[01:04:21] I said air quote.

[01:04:22] I'm not gonna fix anything.

[01:04:23] By fix I mean eliminate.

[01:04:25] No, why would he eliminate that guy?

[01:04:27] He didn't give a shit.

[01:04:29] No you did meet somebody who's probably going to be going after Viseran for very different reasons but

[01:04:36] See you guys never, I don't know if you guys ever read any of the dritz stuff but

[01:04:42] Jarlaxle

[01:04:45] Nobody in Menzo Baron knows it but Jarlaxle is Jarlaxle Bayen Ray.

[01:04:51] He wants blackmail on his brother.

[01:04:52] He wants that grimoire.

[01:04:55] He will take out Viseran to get it.

[01:04:58] Yeah.

[01:05:00] Thank you guys.

[01:05:02] I have enjoyed and loved and hated putting this together.

[01:05:07] I'm glad we made it through it.

[01:05:08] I think the biggest drawback to the first half was the travel because there's just so much stopping going

[01:05:13] which I'm really glad you kind of cut out of this one.

[01:05:15] I am too.

[01:05:16] I think it really helps the game go on.

[01:05:18] I wasn't sure if it was going to be too much stuff cut out or what.

[01:05:21] None of all, I think there was plenty to do.

[01:05:23] There's probably more we didn't do.

[01:05:26] I think it goes back to, I mean if you look at RPGs in general I think I don't think it's

[01:05:33] necessarily a systemic issue but look at things like Baldur's Gate.

[01:05:39] Look at any RPG.

[01:05:42] At some point you reach a grind where the whole point is just to have combat to get experience points to get stronger.

[01:05:51] So if that's your thing then yeah maybe you want to do a lot of travel and random combat.

[01:05:56] If you want to immerse yourself in a lot of finding zerkwood groves and all this shit then you could do that too.

[01:06:02] But I think a lot of RPG players enjoy the events.

[01:06:06] You want to jump to the events.

[01:06:08] You don't want to do the six months of training.

[01:06:10] You just want to jump right to running into the castle.

[01:06:15] Cool.

[01:06:16] You behind me now?

[01:06:17] No, I move to this side.

[01:06:19] Okay.

[01:06:21] Well thanks for running again.

[01:06:23] Yeah, it was a lot of fun plus Demon Lord Battle Royale was enjoyable.

[01:06:27] Not sure we'll come out next but I'm sure it'll be fun and entertaining.

[01:06:32] I mean that's what we'll call it at least.

[01:06:34] Somebody out there is listening.

[01:06:36] And we thank you.

[01:06:40] Hey, honed.

[01:06:41] That was a lame end.

[01:06:44] And we thank you.

[01:06:46] I mean that would have been what I said last.

[01:06:48] Yeah, I know.

[01:06:49] I'll leave it.

[01:06:51] Or I'll just cut it and be like, I cast sending.

[01:06:56] Hey bro.

[01:06:57] Could be like an epilogue.

[01:06:59] Yeah, who might do that?

[01:07:02] Who else would you send cast sending to?

[01:07:07] What other messages would you send after all this?

[01:07:10] I would probably.

[01:07:12] I would have a request or two.

[01:07:14] That's probably true.

[01:07:16] Hey boys, come back.

[01:07:24] I don't know.

[01:07:25] I would probably send to Elmester and I would probably send to Grumpf.

[01:07:30] That's a risky thing to do.

[01:07:33] No, I think Kira would hide in Mithril Hall.

[01:07:36] I don't I don't foresee her going anywhere.

[01:07:38] She's not really got connections to anyone other than the few people in this party.

[01:07:42] She knows she will.

[01:07:44] She knows that, you know, with no fight, she was able to take one of the most important fighting forces and reduce it by 50, 60, 75% or whatever.

[01:07:54] You know, she has a debt to pay back to Mithril Hall and to Brunner specifically to get those guys retrained.

[01:08:01] She's not going anywhere from Mithril Hall for a while.

[01:08:05] Plus, she really needs to get scans of her head.

[01:08:09] I would be interested to know how many times she got knocked around.

[01:08:14] That's a lot.

[01:08:16] I mean, she's got the new one.

[01:08:18] That's true.

[01:08:19] She had dreams about that.

[01:08:21] And now we'll never get to my tinfoil hat wearing thought about out of the abyss too.

[01:08:26] I still think that there's some secret cabal thing going on somewhere that we just never found.

[01:08:30] There were several.

[01:08:32] Because there are just mechanically, there's some shit that you see in the underdark that we never saw openly.

[01:08:39] And Jeff seeded several random things.

[01:08:43] Which D&D one of the things that it does do is it just gives you, hey, you randomly see a dragon flying in the distance.

[01:08:49] You know what I mean?

[01:08:50] Are you randomly come across a dragon flying in the distance?

[01:08:53] You know what I mean?

[01:08:54] Are you randomly come across some giant's bones even though you never face giants?

[01:08:58] So there were enough seeds that I'm like, there's some shit here that we're missing.

[01:09:03] Hey, you saw Orcas appear and reanimate a fucking elder brain.

[01:09:08] Yeah, no, very, yeah, very worried about what that did.

[01:09:13] There's no alithids.

[01:09:15] Or the fuck are all the alithids?

[01:09:17] Yeah.

[01:09:18] Yeah.

[01:09:19] What was the thing that we first, that Schroeder saw when we first came into this place?

[01:09:26] It was a nalfeshny.

[01:09:28] That was going to be this one and I just completely forgot about it.

[01:09:33] I had enough going on.

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