Dungeon Crawl Classics - Veiled Vaults of the Onyx Queen 02

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[00:00:27] I imagine him pulling up one that's just in tatters and Rambo style tying it around his head.

[00:00:42] We will find the cheese dip, and we will make them pay for disregarding the religion of the cheese.

[00:00:50] Spencer, what are you guys doing?

[00:00:52] So, yeah, what else can I see around here? Are there a couple of hallways you said?

[00:00:59] Well, it looks like it's a squared off central part where the fountain is.

[00:01:06] There's like corner blocks and then a gate in between on four sides. A courtyard.

[00:01:12] Yeah, like you would expect like a glass dome over the top of it or something in a business building or something.

[00:01:19] Right. And as you came up the stairs, there's a hallway going around one side and it looks like it goes around in a square.

[00:01:27] OK.

[00:01:28] And then from here, you can probably see that there's rooms in the middle of the hallway on the outside wall.

[00:01:34] Gotcha.

[00:01:35] So a north-south running, parallel running north-south hallways.

[00:01:41] The one to the east has a door to the east and the one on the west side has a door to the west.

[00:01:45] Correct.

[00:01:46] I'd say that seeing that, you know, things it's pretty deep in here.

[00:01:53] I'm not going to roll that deep without the rest of the crew.

[00:01:57] So I'm actually going to turn back around and then I'll just make sure to tell the rest of the group about the trip.

[00:02:06] Warn them if you're willing to take that journey, I think it's worth it.

[00:02:10] Storm Anvil doesn't think it's worth it.

[00:02:12] Do you only have two characters left?

[00:02:14] No, he hasn't.

[00:02:15] Linmo was smart enough.

[00:02:17] Oh, he was staying back.

[00:02:19] Basically the same thing that Cody said about the guy that stood back and was like, this is stupid.

[00:02:23] He did the same thing.

[00:02:24] OK.

[00:02:25] So we've partied up at this point unless there's anything you want to do.

[00:02:28] Is there a spare bowl someone had?

[00:02:30] I have a bowl.

[00:02:31] Can I have it?

[00:02:32] What do you want for it?

[00:02:33] Jesus wants to wear it.

[00:02:35] No, what do you want for it?

[00:02:36] I'll give you a holy symbol.

[00:02:38] That's not useful to me.

[00:02:39] No, it is.

[00:02:42] Yeah, you can have the bowl.

[00:02:43] OK.

[00:02:44] He just puts it on his head sort of Yamaka style, wrapped around the white Rambo style.

[00:02:49] Gotcha.

[00:02:50] Does anybody else want to search the room of the sacristy?

[00:02:55] Yeah.

[00:02:56] Everybody give me one roll each.

[00:02:58] D20 plus luck.

[00:02:59] Oh, nice.

[00:03:00] What's the luck of your highest character?

[00:03:02] 14.

[00:03:03] 18.

[00:03:04] 18 you find a silver ceremonial vessel worth 50 gold.

[00:03:08] 14?

[00:03:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:10] You find a book of burial records that reveals the last person interred in the royal burial chamber was Queen Yaris's father close to 300 years ago.

[00:03:20] Do what?

[00:03:22] Huh?

[00:03:23] Wait, wait, 300 years ago?

[00:03:25] Yeah, the queen's dad, 300 years ago.

[00:03:27] That doesn't, the time doesn't match up.

[00:03:32] Right.

[00:03:33] Great.

[00:03:34] No, not ideal.

[00:03:35] Are we in the future or are they vampires?

[00:03:38] Well, I'm going to say probably little more column B than column A.

[00:03:44] Yeah, yeah.

[00:03:45] I'll take one of those holy symbols.

[00:03:47] Yeah, can I get a holy symbol?

[00:03:50] You should see him.

[00:03:51] Now at this point he's like, you know how the yo-yo masters will do like six yo-yos at a time?

[00:03:56] He's just fucking flinging holy symbols out left and right like goddamn Wolverine has him hanging in between each of his knuckles.

[00:04:04] Love it.

[00:04:05] It somehow he's tattooed his fingers. It says holy on one hand and shit on the other

[00:04:09] What else you guys want to do didn't we also?

[00:04:12] There's a room of stuff if you guys want to roll to find something yeah, no that was the

[00:04:16] Yeah, roll in that room. That's where we got the vestments no no I found a room of more mundane stuff

[00:04:22] Yeah, just discarded tools and oh okay. Okay. You said once somebody somebody wanted a club

[00:04:28] Yeah, he picked up the axe. I assume that I can is there is there a pickaxe in there the role make a roll

[00:04:35] 19 no

[00:04:38] The other thing that I would say is um somebody got a thing about how so-and-so died 30 years ago

[00:04:43] Which I think was the Queen's

[00:04:46] Nephew nephew you do know that the the information I gave you beforehand is rumor

[00:04:52] She has right she hasn't been seen some are true some are not

[00:04:56] The rumor is she hasn't been seen or has she not been seen like I feel like that's not a rumor

[00:05:01] No, it's a rumor. Oh, it's not like everybody from the village who does all these trades are up here visiting with the Queen

[00:05:10] Right it's rumors that you've heard in the village

[00:05:13] I get that but the things that I would I would point out is that

[00:05:20] Supposedly a nephew was buried here

[00:05:22] 30 years ago

[00:05:24] It's not in the record. We're clearly in the royal mausoleum

[00:05:29] Which is kind of fucked and nobody's been buried here for 300 years

[00:05:33] Those are three things that we've learned from this thing that that all could potentially be

[00:05:37] probably yeah, and

[00:05:40] the only real way to go is

[00:05:42] screaming alcove

[00:05:44] Or deeper in or yeah deeper in which are likely where the burial chambers are

[00:05:49] Yeah, the only way out is through the only way out is through I had a whole begins with an eye

[00:05:53] I had a thought of I don't know

[00:05:55] I don't know if the screaming part necessarily had anything to do with the dying if we didn't hear the screams

[00:06:02] Could we get through the door you can try Rio says be my guest who's dispensable?

[00:06:10] It's often some candle wax and push it in their ears. I mean, it's good idea. Well, yeah

[00:06:16] Poor poor Rudy

[00:06:18] Yeah, that's what he'll try to do. He'll stuff back his ears and and

[00:06:23] We'll say d24 d30. No is a nine

[00:06:29] The sounds of sorrow cause absolute panic forcing the victim to drop anything

[00:06:33] They hold and flee at top speed from the statues along a random path for 2d3 rounds

[00:06:39] During their herald pet flight a victim can take no other actions except movement five rounds

[00:06:45] So we just watch as you run

[00:06:48] I

[00:06:50] Want you to roll a d3

[00:06:54] Left center right to give me another wheel safe

[00:07:00] You're gonna run up the stairs. You're either going to veer off to the right

[00:07:04] You're gonna go down the middle or you're gonna go to the left. You went down the middle 19 nice

[00:07:09] She ran into the fucking silvery gate. I think yeah, you ran through the gate right into the moss

[00:07:15] Where is it

[00:07:18] 19 plus our 18 and 18 to 19 plus

[00:07:22] PC spiritual sojourn to the underworld brings about newfound growth

[00:07:26] The PC rises from the trip with a permanent increase of 1d3 to a randomly determined ability score nice

[00:07:34] To my luck, which is my worst stat. Okay. All right 1d3. Yeah

[00:07:39] To which takes your skill to what an eight

[00:07:44] It's still minus one, I mean it's been minus

[00:07:46] But I like like just let's just put that into context our minute we come up with this plan, right?

[00:07:50] He walks over there. He's like looking back giving us the thumbs up getting closer closer

[00:07:56] Begin screaming uncontrollably runs the other way at top speed until he runs into that gate

[00:08:01] It goes poof and he just fucking passes out. Yeah, do me a favor make me a reflex save real quick

[00:08:09] Um

[00:08:11] There is a physical hazard somewhere a 13. Okay, you disturb the moss

[00:08:17] But you don't fall into it you continue going forward and you guys don't know where he went other than that way

[00:08:23] You can still hear him screaming. So I think we're going that way now. I believe so

[00:08:28] Yes, all right, and my characters will start to head that way. Yep

[00:08:33] We walk over there. I am conscientiously avoiding the moss because I do terrible with will saves

[00:08:38] Yeah, are you going through the gates or are you going around the hallway outside walk around? Okay. I think fall

[00:08:45] Had such a good experience that he feels like he's connected with the moss

[00:08:51] He is one with the ma he's one with the moss and the moss is one of the guys. I

[00:08:56] Really feel like the moss is calling me and he'll go through the moss

[00:09:00] I point to Bambas and we walk around the end with yeah what that said

[00:09:04] Yep, yep, you are one with the moss. Yep walk around you're going back into the moss

[00:09:10] Are you walking right into it or yeah? He wants to experience it again. It really meant a lot to him. Okay, he found

[00:09:16] Yeah, he found something just like flopping back into it and like a poppy field and yeah, yeah

[00:09:23] Poppy angel and yeah

[00:09:26] I'm rolling luck. No, it's a will save sorry will say

[00:09:31] seven

[00:09:34] Okay

[00:09:39] Roll me a d100, please

[00:09:46] Is what I live for

[00:09:48] 90 90

[00:09:50] What was his occupation?

[00:09:52] Shaman shaman it is now

[00:09:55] He is now a squire

[00:09:57] All right. He lived another life

[00:10:01] And woke back up with all the knowledge to be a squire okay and the shaman no

[00:10:10] Shaman no mo

[00:10:12] So he's got shaman equipment, but he's got the knowledge of a squire. Okay, cool

[00:10:18] He doesn't he doesn't randomly sprout a longsword. Sorry

[00:10:22] Okay, find one do I have to need do I need to change all my stats? No

[00:10:27] Okay, it's just your occupation, okay, so I look like the wheel of fate

[00:10:34] Yeah

[00:10:36] Turn to roll the dice roll the doors. Okay, so I look at my I look at my herbs and I'm like

[00:10:42] I don't what is this basically am I a new personality? Yeah, sure

[00:10:48] You can take on a whole new identity if you want. Okay, cool. You basically

[00:10:53] Lived through the life of a dead squire and came back with the knowledge to be a squire

[00:10:59] Okay, cool, and you were there long enough that you forgot how to be a shaman. Gotcha

[00:11:05] Your name is Billy the squire. I love it

[00:11:08] Billy s so a squire is

[00:11:12] Basically serving a night. Yeah. Yeah, okay night the Knights assistant

[00:11:17] Those of us who walked around the poppy fields right you get a show I mean I

[00:11:25] Like the idea that he's out for like 30 seconds, but comes up like screaming for someone his accent is different

[00:11:32] Yes. Yeah

[00:11:34] I must get to Sir Calavan. I

[00:11:37] Can't disappoint my mother and Matilda. What the fuck are you talking about? The Knights of Corinth will never fail

[00:11:44] What

[00:11:46] What is he talking about exactly like that? Yes

[00:11:50] Where's everybody else going? I figured to find his others Troy's screaming character

[00:11:55] I imagine walking around make make me a reflex save Spencer. Just curious

[00:12:02] Eight eight, okay, you're not stuck. I mean you did like go in and flop in it. Yeah. Yeah

[00:12:10] Like when you fall in that thing at the the kids amusement park and you're like sucked down into it and can't get out

[00:12:15] Of the foamy block things because you realize it was a terrible idea

[00:12:19] Everybody else going left to right left. Okay, that was a dumb question

[00:12:23] It was a dumb question you as you round the corner at the corner. You see a set of stairs going up

[00:12:29] Okay, like a spiral stair going up and as you that be the southwest corner the south

[00:12:36] Or the northwest corner southwest, okay, so immediately we see it as we're going. Yes

[00:12:41] As you turn the corner on the outside west wall, there is a room. Gotcha. I'm going right

[00:12:49] Okay way the penis you see another

[00:12:52] Spiral stair going up and as you round the corner you see a beholder a

[00:12:58] Room on the east side found another door. Yeah, we already knew that

[00:13:02] I will walk down the hall down the hall and make the 90 degree turn and see if we can see

[00:13:08] Screaming the goo. Oh down the other end. Yeah, the the north end. Yeah. I want to go to the okay

[00:13:14] Yeah at the corner you see a spiral staircase going down

[00:13:18] Ah and as you turn you see let me make sure what that is and just for the record

[00:13:23] I'm sending one of my characters with each of them

[00:13:26] so

[00:13:27] Okay, just like the hallway you came out of there's a room in the middle on the on the north wall sure and

[00:13:34] To either side of that you see like a small alcove. Hey Bumbus go look at that alcove

[00:13:41] Okay

[00:13:42] It's a pit with a rope going down

[00:13:46] Like dumb waiter size, correct. Okay, so it's only it's a five foot space. Oh

[00:13:53] Well, I mean map wise it's a five foot space. So big enough for a person to go down

[00:13:58] Ah excellent. He kind of looks he kind of puts the torch around anything

[00:14:03] Anything obvious about this alcove the ropes on fire now. Ah

[00:14:07] Excellent have we found his now there's a clatter as something hits the hits the ground far below fair enough

[00:14:17] You're lucky I keep rolling really low have we found screaming magoo character yet no, but it looks like that northern door is open

[00:14:24] Uh

[00:14:26] We will poke our head in the door opens to a flutter of shadows as terrified villagers scurry to hide behind a large marble

[00:14:34] Sartacophagus in the set the crypt center in and amongst them. You see the screaming magoo clawing at the far north wall

[00:14:42] Rudy's like and a bunch of a bunch of scared people like keeping an eye on him surely five rounds have gone by by now

[00:14:50] Yeah, we're yeah, yeah, it's real pokes his head in and goes he's with us you folks

[00:14:56] frequent crypts or I think Spencer and Cody are the only ones who've lost characters, but if you want you can top them up

[00:15:05] Okay, yeah

[00:15:08] Yes using the purple sorcerer app it is handy

[00:15:11] I will say are you coming around? Yeah, you're not going into any doors. You're making your way up to the north

[00:15:18] Okay, what's a costar monger like co st er? Mm-hmm. I will look because I don't know that word

[00:15:24] I think I feel like we've had that a person who sells goods especially fruit and vegetables

[00:15:29] From a handcart in the street. I've never actually heard that word

[00:15:33] I think we've had that come up in this one again before could be hmm has an Osler come up before

[00:15:39] an ocelot

[00:15:41] An ocelery named babu an oceler is

[00:15:45] Horses I think I think they take care of horses. That's an equestrian. Oh sir. You're drunk Jeff

[00:15:50] Ossever

[00:15:52] How do you spell Osler?

[00:15:55] OST LER I believe a man employed to look after the horses of people staying at an inn

[00:16:00] Ding ding ding ding you can't see it, but I'm giving Troy the middle finger so hard right now

[00:16:05] Yep, I don't see you there editor put it in a cha-cha noise or something put in that fucking ding noise

[00:16:11] We haven't had the Matt learn something sound for a while. I'm not I'm not good at punny names

[00:16:16] Give me a punny name for a horse guy

[00:16:18] Come on come on

[00:16:20] and

[00:16:23] Mr. Ed mr. Ed got it his name is in fact Ed Ed and Eddie all right. Let's see his brother

[00:16:32] Is that a brother Darrell? Yeah, thank you

[00:16:35] Should I also roll for this character to see if their staff?

[00:16:39] Remains with yes

[00:16:42] No and with the man formerly known as full did he is he still by the

[00:16:50] The moss or has he is extricating himself from the moss okay cool anything interesting about the room

[00:16:55] We're in other than getting extra characters the big sarcophagus in the middle of the room

[00:17:00] Yeah, any any markings on the there is a silver plaque on the end that says Queen Yaris

[00:17:06] Do we have any stakes I have a spear it also says that her

[00:17:11] It sets her birth at more than 350 years ago the date of death is left blank

[00:17:17] We were invited here for a party in her behalf. Yes, yeah

[00:17:23] Well, it was a the onyx Jubilee onyx Jubilee. Thank you, but like the invite was from the Queen

[00:17:30] Yes, she was calling together all of the finest craftsmen and in the in the in the realm

[00:17:36] She be calling

[00:17:39] The finest craftsmen together to kill them, but we also know that maybe they weren't actually the finest craftsman

[00:17:46] So they're just random you also notice the wall is covered in crude graffiti

[00:17:51] Unlike the opulence that has surrounded you thus far the walls here are covered in coarse drawings

[00:17:56] Not made by skilled artisans

[00:17:58] But rather crude graffiti scratched by something other than human hands the drawing depicts a crowned queen leading a procession of figures to an

[00:18:05] immense swirling black cloud surrounded by blazing urns of blue fire when talking to any of the people in this room gain us anything

[00:18:14] like

[00:18:15] No, other than the ones that they're naming. They're all scared villagers

[00:18:19] Okay, that would have been at the same party same party there. There are dead bodies in here

[00:18:25] And there's a few that woke up and no other way out of here going this way

[00:18:29] No, okay

[00:18:30] I've added a shaman to the party lots of shaman out of shaman

[00:18:33] I changed his punny name on the way down though, and it is

[00:18:37] Cheechin Cheechin Chong. Yeah. Yeah

[00:18:40] What about yours? Did you make a new one? Yeah, mr. Ed? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right who has

[00:18:48] Fantastic stamina so we're dealing with vampires

[00:18:51] We we are presuming right or I mean not necessarily vampires. We've not we've not seen

[00:18:59] evidence of

[00:19:00] Vampiric activity yet and while you were upstairs. I told it these two there is also graffiti on the wall in this

[00:19:07] crypt

[00:19:08] crude graffiti scratched by something other than human hands the drawing depicts a crown queen leading a procession of figures to an immense swirling

[00:19:15] Black cloud surrounded by blazing urns of blue fire. Ah doesn't sound great. I think that's the real party

[00:19:22] We were invited to

[00:19:23] Yeah

[00:19:25] So do we want to open the sarcophagus?

[00:19:28] Yeah

[00:19:30] Baiting

[00:19:31] There's two more doors to explore in the immediate vicinity. We also got stairs going up stairs going down

[00:19:37] Yeah, well, that's a sit down is usually bad but up is not usually any better

[00:19:44] Come to DC. Thanks. Go. Yeah also bad

[00:19:48] We can

[00:19:50] Try sure I will I will let you guys decide or I will start opening doors or running east or west or up or down

[00:19:58] I

[00:19:59] Say

[00:20:00] It wouldn't make sense to open the sarcophagus because we don't really know what the Queen is

[00:20:05] I mean you could yes long life could jump to vampire, but we've not seen anything

[00:20:10] Vampiric really Jesus begins

[00:20:12] Actually, the the sarcophagus stands open and empty. Okay. Oh, okay. I didn't I didn't read that. Sorry

[00:20:19] Is it look dusty?

[00:20:22] Yeah, okay, so whatever was here was on here a long time ago

[00:20:28] The pillow in the sarcophagus does not have a head imprint. Yeah. Yeah

[00:20:34] Jesus pulls out a holy symbol spits on it and puts it in the middle of the sarcophagus reflexive

[00:20:41] I'm joking. I know I was about to say we won the game. That's it. I solved it

[00:20:45] You've solved you've solved the puzzle. She can't come back to rest here now. No, so

[00:20:50] Let's go to

[00:20:52] So now we're heading south so by Cody's ridiculous logic

[00:20:57] We need to go to the east door east door that's left. We always go left

[00:21:02] It's a long time when he always goes left because of some juvenile who's opening the door because of Josh's penis

[00:21:08] Oh, of course

[00:21:13] Bumbus opens the door. Of course. He does bro is strong and dumb and he's carrying an axe and a torch

[00:21:20] Blinding light streams forth from beyond the stone door

[00:21:23] Dazzling you with its radiance your eyes adjust to reveal painted walls depicting a glorious sunrise over a green field in the center

[00:21:30] The vault rests a glass sarcophagus and the incorrupt body of a woman within her face a mask of peaceful rapture

[00:21:38] Did it say you said you said body so it's dead

[00:21:43] Looks like it but it's incorrupt

[00:21:46] Okay, so there is no way to two groups

[00:21:49] So I got to decide which of my characters is with well, are we split?

[00:21:52] I thought we were back. Oh, we're all together. Oh, okay. Cool. Cool

[00:21:55] Including full or is he still struggling? No, he did he to come out eventually coughing out

[00:22:01] clouds of yellow spores and shit saying uh

[00:22:04] My only duty is to serve the moss has taught me servitude. Is there a night here that deserves my service?

[00:22:11] Oh, no, you know a night you you served a night you're looking for your night. Mmm

[00:22:18] Got you. All right to you it to you. It was yesterday. So Robin the brave

[00:22:31] Everybody can give me a group intelligence check trained for the minstrel or a squire a squire but not a soldier

[00:22:38] correct 13 for

[00:22:41] Say royalty thing

[00:22:43] 20 anything above 7, you know who this is

[00:22:47] This is the remains of the saintly virgin queen

[00:22:52] Magdalena the pious

[00:22:54] Murdered more than 900 years ago by a sperm suitor

[00:22:57] She was known for her beauty purity of heart and devotion to the deity ulesh god of peace

[00:23:03] Prosperity and health and she's in a hermetically sealed glass box

[00:23:07] Cheechin will

[00:23:09] walk over and

[00:23:11] Smoke one out for the dead, homie

[00:23:13] He'll perform some sort of ritual around the box that is

[00:23:17] reverential and as much as whatever

[00:23:19] shamanistic religion he believes in

[00:23:21] Probably singing grateful dead and you hit all the points

[00:23:25] I do try if we're gonna punt it up. We are going to punt it up everybody's in here. Yeah. Yeah, okay

[00:23:31] Is there any?

[00:23:33] Plaque signs anything like besides besides this picture or this did a picture or is it a little drawing you said

[00:23:40] There's a something of a sunrise or something. There's a mural of a sunrise over Greenfield's that is actually emitting light. No, it's not

[00:23:47] What was emitting the light the entire chambers a wash in a golden light that emanates from an unknown source

[00:23:53] Seemingly shining from the very air itself

[00:23:56] Every breath taken in the room becomes luminous floating to fill the tomb with its invigorating glow

[00:24:03] But it's all right

[00:24:05] But there's no what exam like searching the room is there anything else in this room besides a mural in a glass sarcophagus

[00:24:13] Don't tell you the line

[00:24:15] Nope in the glass sarcophagus a young woman lies in peaceful repose within the glass enclosure

[00:24:20] Her body is in in a perfect state of preservation and completely untouched by time a silver diadem

[00:24:26] Worked into a jeweled sunrise graces her brow and a small white prayer book is clutched in her delicately folded hands

[00:24:33] Storm Anvil is thinking about how much that nice piece of jewelry would fit

[00:24:40] I once heard if you give him a kiss they wake up

[00:24:43] Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that opening a 900 year sarcophagus is not a good idea

[00:24:50] I mean who's gonna notice let's be honest. We're here

[00:24:54] We might as well make some money for our troubles. Okay lawful characters

[00:25:00] Is anybody hurt no because I think the lawful character who got hurt died, okay?

[00:25:04] I don't think anybody's been hurt. Okay, I think we just yeah one person died. That's the damage chaotic characters

[00:25:09] Mm-hmm at this point you start feeling nauseous and you take one point of damage. Oh fuck that

[00:25:16] Well Linmo's dead. Oh do down

[00:25:19] Tell me you had one hit point only one hit point

[00:25:22] little

[00:25:23] Little shit stain of a man or halfling so there's a room full of people

[00:25:27] I

[00:25:29] Curse you undead Satan Jesus screams and throws a holy symbol at the thing as he runs out of the room

[00:25:36] Make me a luck roll yes for Jesus. Yep

[00:25:39] break the glass

[00:25:41] Break the seven under ten okay, it plinks off

[00:25:45] I want to see what happens Jesus and Rio are out because that nearly killed them

[00:25:50] So if the luck tells us that it didn't break we got we gonna need to leave

[00:25:56] I like pushing red buttons, but I mean I'm assuming you weren't trying to break it

[00:26:01] I mean, I don't know Jesus Jesus would do you want it to break or do you not you you got the role Jesus?

[00:26:08] Jesus is chaotic. He is being hurt by this

[00:26:12] Undead vampire lich he would absolutely attempt to break it in breaks

[00:26:16] Then if the glass is broken the entire the entire sarcophagus shatters with a shrill sound of silver chimes

[00:26:22] The echoes through the burial palace like an alarm this immediately plunges the vault into darkness

[00:26:28] Negating the golden light of ulesh and its healing properties

[00:26:31] Not healing. Thank you. Yeah killed my guy, man

[00:26:34] Yeah, it killed my guy number and really hurt both of us were bleeding out of our ears and our anuses

[00:26:42] I thought he would have had to make an attack to see if I could throw it

[00:26:45] But oh no this was divine divine intervention of course it was

[00:26:49] For the great god of cheese go ahead and roll me initiative

[00:26:52] That's off of agility right yes for

[00:26:56] Spencer oh wait he's dead

[00:26:59] 14 are you going to grab another character? I would give you the chance. I'm good. Okay, Troy a

[00:27:07] Modest average six. Well if that's average

[00:27:12] Because if you're measuring in man inches or not

[00:27:15] Okay, you guys hear a roar Spencer you're up immediately priorities

[00:27:21] Storm storm anvil once the goddamn crown can I get that yeah the sarcophagus is shattered boom yank

[00:27:29] This will fetch a pretty penny that all you take it. What else is in there again?

[00:27:33] There's a prayer book you link I can I look at what's in it. No you're not you don't have time to read it

[00:27:39] on your turn

[00:27:41] Come on Jeff

[00:27:45] She is she still hot with the yes sweet someone's got a moacher

[00:27:51] Still preserved so preserved again

[00:27:56] Okay, mr. Ed is going to

[00:28:00] Know it was in the distance. That's fine. That's a future party problem. Yeah

[00:28:06] I'm gonna say I didn't I didn't pick I didn't pick for mr. Ed what alignment it is

[00:28:12] I guess he's gonna be lawful because

[00:28:15] He's breaking them horses breaking hearts breaking hot breaking horses and hot was this was the roar coming

[00:28:22] from up or down or

[00:28:26] outward

[00:28:27] Echoing from several different directions

[00:28:30] Okay, the character formerly known as full will exit the room

[00:28:35] He has nothing else he wants to do there

[00:28:38] Where's he going kind of been relying on other people to go places and I follow

[00:28:44] And you said it's coming from multiple places I want to go away from that sound

[00:28:48] But if the sound is coming from everywhere you would want to head north. Okay, I'll head north. Okay

[00:28:54] Going back into the room at the north hanging out in the hallway hanging out in the hallway

[00:28:59] See what else ever was what everyone else is doing

[00:29:02] Mr. Ed will follow and storm an full is standing at the okay, Troy your upper see

[00:29:09] Well trapper John would have followed everybody else that got hurt out so he'd be with them

[00:29:14] Okay, he's starting in the hallway and he heard a sound essentially coming from everywhere

[00:29:18] It sounded like it was coming more from the south side of the hallway south side of the hallway

[00:29:24] Yeah, as you're coming out the hallway goes north and south

[00:29:27] It's coming from the south side

[00:29:29] So either the main sort of the main room or there were a set of stairs in that corner

[00:29:34] I am very confused on the layout of this place Jeff is drawing it for you. I see that

[00:29:39] I was narrating for the audience who can't he's drawing as hard as he can draw harder

[00:29:43] Here is the central courtyard where the moss was

[00:29:46] These are the stairs that you came up you came down this way and up to this room

[00:29:51] You just came out into the hallway. The sound is coming from this direction

[00:29:55] Okay, not at all how I pictured

[00:29:59] What was going on these are the stairs going up these are the stairs going down

[00:30:04] Oh, I was picturing much smaller quarters where we were at. These are the rooms

[00:30:10] This is where you found the people this is where you found the glass sarcophagus

[00:30:13] I mean no if this is north. This is east. Yeah, you guys went to the west door

[00:30:19] No, we went to the east door. No you went left right and we're going south. So east is on your left

[00:30:25] Oh, well, I messed up then so the rooms. Huh?

[00:30:30] Sure. Yeah

[00:30:31] It's you're coming out this door. It's still coming from this direction

[00:30:37] Okay coming from that direction so likely is it come but is it do we tell if it's coming from up?

[00:30:43] It is distant. Yes. Well, there's also a hallway. You've already been down this way

[00:30:47] Yeah to a door that we can't get into true

[00:30:50] You can either assume it's coming from upstairs or it's coming from out this way where all the columns were Steve Rogers would

[00:30:58] Stand at the set the southern hallway where we came from essentially sort of expecting something to come from there at the stairs

[00:31:05] Yeah, yeah the other two

[00:31:09] Bozos would probably go actually to this corner this corner. Yeah

[00:31:16] Yeah, okay your guys were going where Spencer yeah, probably that corner this corner. Mm-hmm

[00:31:22] Okay, Cody Lonnie Thames Rio and dr

[00:31:24] Cheech and Chong Rio goes over to Chong hands him the extra dagger saying I think you need this

[00:31:29] To which Cheech and says I think you need says this and passes him the joint and they share a moment standing at the door

[00:31:36] They've got their backs to the inside of the room that we're in

[00:31:40] Basically taking flanking positions, but inside the room with a dagger each so you're inside the room, correct

[00:31:46] Okay

[00:31:47] Bumbus goes over and kisses the pretty lady because you think that's gonna bring her back to life and almost

[00:31:53] simultaneously

[00:31:55] Jesus runs over screaming curse you foul demon in your horrible light and he spits on a

[00:32:02] On a holy symbol and throws it on her chest

[00:32:05] He then begins to turn around swing two holy symbols standing right in the middle of the room waiting for anything that comes

[00:32:10] In main door. Okay quite rude. She has Bernie her t-light Spencer. Yeah, okay

[00:32:17] It's me. I want to send one of my characters

[00:32:20] I'm gonna send the character formerly known as fall up this down the stairs. Okay

[00:32:25] He doesn't have a name anymore. It's a symbol down the stairs or up the stairs

[00:32:29] Well because those two sets of stairs go down and correct

[00:32:32] Yeah

[00:32:38] I want to I want to head down and scout ahead. Okay with my torch

[00:32:41] Okay, and I want storm anvil who gives has made a lot of money

[00:32:47] He's doing really fucking how much is this thing worth?

[00:32:51] the diadem

[00:32:52] 300 gold. Oh baby. Oh, you also have a string of prayer beads. Yeah, give me those bees, baby

[00:32:59] I give it to you hunts gold. Oh, baby pop them in your anus. Oh, it's where dwarfs store their gold

[00:33:06] That's why they roll the coins

[00:33:09] And I have a prayer book so uh, which is so what's in the prayer book? Oh, you're gonna stand there and read it

[00:33:15] Yeah, okay

[00:33:17] See if it's worth anything. He follows the law of the market

[00:33:21] Sorry, that was unnecessary

[00:33:24] At least you recognize it. Yeah, which is more than something with what's his

[00:33:28] occupation

[00:33:29] He is a dwarven stone Mason. Uh, roll me a d10

[00:33:34] one look

[00:33:36] Sorry guys

[00:33:38] My be oh they all go back. Oh all of them. Yep

[00:33:45] Although I will say there have been some cool shit that has happened that you've not yet passed that I have not I

[00:33:50] But you would have taken it all back at that point anyway, so yeah call me on it

[00:33:54] If I if you do something cool, I I will decide when you call me on it

[00:33:58] Banished two vampires. Thank you

[00:34:01] Make several cheese puns. Yeah, so the prayer book it is a prayer book. It's got prayers in it

[00:34:07] What did you roll? You rolled a one? Yeah, they're they're meaningless to you

[00:34:11] Great cool. Awesome. Yep

[00:34:13] Alright

[00:34:16] Totally, mr. Ed is

[00:34:19] Going to is there any opportunity for him now in this place that we're in to run and try to grab a weapon

[00:34:27] place to look for a weapon

[00:34:29] Because he was back in that room in the room to the north. Yeah. Yeah, what should I roll for that luck?

[00:34:36] Eleven my luck is ten. So don't find any cool. Awesome. That's great. I love it

[00:34:42] I know does anyone have an extra weapon anybody? No. All right. Somebody's got an axe. There's dead bodies in here

[00:34:48] I'd like you're making an improvised club. Okay, cool

[00:34:53] I'll take an improvised club

[00:34:55] You know what he made the improvised club out of right femur or something

[00:35:00] Just making sure. Yeah, just making sure that it

[00:35:04] Registered which character is this skull? This is mr. Ed. What's his? Oh, yeah, that was the horse

[00:35:10] Yeah, he had a staff but he got lost

[00:35:13] He has a torch a torch could be cuz his torch be a improvised club. It could okay

[00:35:18] We'll just do that. That makes more sense

[00:35:20] That makes me is I mean I like the idea of a leg yeah, I do too yes, he has a runs over goes

[00:35:29] I need I need something. He just rips the leg clean out of the hip. Oh god

[00:35:35] Foot upward count as a kick

[00:35:39] A bright he has a bridle. I know that's a horse thing. Well, he doesn't have it. Okay. Yeah, I figured what it what part of

[00:35:46] The bit is what goes in the mouth. The bridle is what goes around it, right?

[00:35:49] Yeah, the the part that goes back. So yeah the stuff that goes around the horse's face and back is the bridle

[00:35:55] Okay, it is what goes in their mouth, right? It's called a bit and bridle. I think it is. I think you're up Troy

[00:36:01] That's all my care. I'm a regular equestrian

[00:36:05] Important question how much is the prayer book worth?

[00:36:09] With a one not much

[00:36:10] I mean my rolling a one doesn't change the fact that this prayer book was done that was on the body

[00:36:16] It does a famous woman it does

[00:36:22] Just like beanie babies then it totally depends on this on the buyer right? Okay. All right

[00:36:28] I'm gonna just put a question mark cuz I'm I'm doing pretty well with my money. Yeah, nothing changed not so far

[00:36:35] You saw one of Spencer's characters go down the stairs at the at the north corner scouting. Okay

[00:36:43] One of them ran back into the room at the north and ripped the leg off of a body

[00:36:47] Would the other one do improvised weapon? I could have used my torch, but they like that. They like that better

[00:36:52] What the third one do assessing the value of oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right

[00:36:56] Trying trying to read the prayer book in that room. Did that character have a weapon? Oh

[00:37:01] Shit yeah

[00:37:04] Jesus Christ that makes it even worse. Well, no, it's order staff laying there. No, it's over rips off the leg

[00:37:11] One of his characters did leave a quarterstaff leg. It's just a parent fucking scissors. So what are you up to try?

[00:37:20] Where's that quarterstaff at back in the first room 50-50 shot that whatever's roaring is that way?

[00:37:25] Yeah, cuz he dropped his club. So

[00:37:28] Quarterstaff, what's that? You got to run all the way back there to get it not in the book

[00:37:32] Just a staff. Yeah. Yeah, okay Rudy Vega will go for

[00:37:37] Try to find a weapon where you gonna go to the room you woke up in yes, okay

[00:37:41] That's where somebody left a stat level your first person died. Yes. Okay, then I said, that's where we go

[00:37:46] Okay, we can you go to a place that's closer because didn't we just find a room with more supplies and shit

[00:37:51] That was further

[00:37:53] South than the one year then the one you woke up in yeah, sure Trapper John will

[00:37:59] Go check out the other room. There's another door. There's another room. We haven't been in right? Yeah this one

[00:38:03] Yeah, okay the ponders door opens to reveal a well-appointed burial vault

[00:38:08] Yeah

[00:38:08] Its walls are festooned in colorful frescoes of a wise king

[00:38:12] Surrounded by common folk as he reads to them in the center of the vault is a large alabaster sarcophagus

[00:38:18] Decorated with carved images. There's what you see when you open the door

[00:38:22] Steve Rogers would be yelling at Rudy as he's running back to find a weapon to tell him to not go but

[00:38:30] Rudy doesn't listen and

[00:38:32] There's a Notre Dame joke in there somewhere, but I haven't gotten I haven't found it yet. Maybe sucks damn

[00:38:40] Don knots would probably still be yeah still be keeping an eye on the stairs on the upper stairs

[00:38:46] They're going up because he's assuming that's where sound is coming from okay. Is that everybody knives

[00:38:52] trained Cody

[00:38:53] Rio and Chong will hold their positions in an intelligent way rice gives zero fucks and

[00:39:00] Bumbus is an idiot so rice is going to go out into the middle of the hallway standing there defiantly

[00:39:07] Swing his holy symbols and Bumbus will stand beside him holding the torch in the axe okay

[00:39:13] Spencer formerly known is headed downstairs. What do I what do I see?

[00:39:18] And I'm going stealthily if that makes any difference. Are you carrying a light? Yeah, I have a torch

[00:39:22] Okay, first of all roll me a stealth or

[00:39:25] agility

[00:39:27] roll for stealth

[00:39:28] 11 okay as you come down the stairs on your right you see an alcove that matches the one above with a dumbwaiter

[00:39:34] That may or may not still be on fire. No the other one was on fire

[00:39:38] to your left you see a long chamber full of columns and

[00:39:43] Down the wall as you're looking around the corner that that wall is a ton of chambers

[00:39:49] Okay, looks like one two three four five six seven chambers so not rooms

[00:39:55] So they don't have doors, so they're just kind of let me verify just to be sure

[00:40:00] But I think nope they are open burial niches line the walls with one or like black windows into the abyss shimmering

[00:40:08] Within each our unblinking eyes of reddish fire. Oh cool

[00:40:14] This is kind of like a Borg cube. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever only room of death you have here

[00:40:19] Okay now bye bye then yeah, I'm gonna deal. I'm gonna go back upstairs

[00:40:25] Yep, he's gonna go back upstairs

[00:40:27] Stormanville is starting to make this kind of like calculation in his head like made enough. I made a lot of money

[00:40:33] You know how much longer do I want to be in this place with these people and risk it do I do I leave now?

[00:40:40] so

[00:40:41] He's gonna head out of the room and he is gonna go

[00:40:48] He's actually gonna go down the the same stairway that down this one

[00:40:53] Artist formerly did yeah

[00:40:56] Are they passing like halfway down? Yeah, yeah, and

[00:41:00] the the squire says

[00:41:02] hallway of death not worth it and

[00:41:05] Stormanville says lots of gold worth it and goes

[00:41:10] And goes down yeah, I don't know how far I can get before I

[00:41:15] Run out of time in my move, but 30 feet 30 feet okay, so yeah

[00:41:19] Yeah, I didn't really get very far on today the dwarf

[00:41:24] Dwarf maybe even slower. Yeah, the dwarf is 25 wait did I missed I messed that up so the oh yeah

[00:41:30] The dwarf is 20. Yeah, Oh 20. Yeah, you can hear you're part of the way down the stairs. Okay

[00:41:35] I think that's my characters. Okay. Have we heard any more sounds? Oh, yeah, you definitely hear roars getting louder

[00:41:42] Yes, can we discern?

[00:41:44] clear

[00:41:45] direction which one was the one that went to the

[00:41:49] Original room that you woke up in Rudy Vega Rudy Vega realizes that he hears the noise coming from behind him from

[00:41:56] The the corner staircase once he's past it. He realizes that's where the noise is coming from

[00:42:01] It's not from the big chamber that had the door. Okay, how far can Rudy get get his halfway there?

[00:42:07] Okay, Trapper John is checking out the supposedly King's resting place

[00:42:12] Is there any is he shutting the door behind him? No

[00:42:16] is there any

[00:42:18] again signage verbiage

[00:42:20] Yes, the the sarcophagus is covered in images. Hang on the top of the sarcophagus looks like that

[00:42:30] For the audience Troy has been handed a

[00:42:34] What appears to be labeled handout number two if I'm reading it from across the room correctly

[00:42:39] It appears to be an image of a sarcophagus with a bunch of smaller

[00:42:44] Images it looks like a mahjong game. I mean, yeah a tiled mahjong game

[00:42:49] It's mostly animals things also like a heart an igloo a diamond a needle and thread a

[00:42:56] xylophone a volcano erupting and all of these are in let's see a

[00:43:02] Six by four grid all the same shape but on the bottom

[00:43:06] There's two bigger tiles one is a giant ball of yarn and one that looks like a man who's like maybe stretching

[00:43:12] Or doing some sort of interpretive dance a yoga pose. It's definitely interpretive dance

[00:43:18] So that's the lid to the sarcophagus on the side you see a plaque

[00:43:22] I do see a that reads this here lies the body of King

[00:43:27] Zortula the wise like the cover of an old bak

[00:43:31] It's supposed to be a book its contents torn out and stripped of its lettering and gilding

[00:43:38] It lies here food for worms, but the work shall not be wholly lost for it will as be believed appear

[00:43:45] I think this is supposed to be once more, but it's missing an end. Do you mind if I see that?

[00:43:50] Nope, you're not there

[00:43:51] Okay, your round is getting in there and examining this stuff. Yeah Steve still keep and watch

[00:43:58] Everybody in this room is hearing the sound more definitely coming from the stairs staircase

[00:44:03] So Steve will move towards the staircase and position there

[00:44:07] Since this intentionally spilled wrong what this plaque?

[00:44:11] What do you mean book is missing an o believed is missing any once is missing an N

[00:44:16] Holy, I believe should also be oh six times four is 2426

[00:44:22] I'm sure it's a typo

[00:44:27] And there so maybe it's a look don't like the way you said that any other characters you need to worry about

[00:44:32] Right now I wish Lucas is here because I'd make a graphic design

[00:44:35] How graphic designers spell things wrong because there's no spell check on a code is here up and she just believes she's invincible

[00:44:41] This may be his last stand and Bumpus is gonna hang out with him cool your other two were smoking out

[00:44:46] I believe yeah, they're hanging out

[00:44:48] They're hanging out by the doors cuz I thought is they're gonna surprise attack whatever is coming. Okay?

[00:44:52] I think yeah with the smell of ganja

[00:44:56] No, but if it comes running into the room and they're to the sides then they can step step right each get a kidney

[00:45:03] Spencer you just had one go down one come up and one is chilling in the corner with the rest of the homies, right?

[00:45:09] What are they doing anything this round? No cool monster pops comes tearing down the stairs you see let me find it a

[00:45:17] grotesque creature born of nightmares

[00:45:19] With the four quarters of a lioness the hindquarters of a hippopotamus and the head of a grinning crocodile

[00:45:25] Sick comes running down on all fours and goes right at Steve Rogers command me, bro

[00:45:30] 19

[00:45:32] Hmm

[00:45:38] Right I know you got that shield

[00:45:51] Jeff

[00:45:53] Has five points of damage did this did Steve Rogers live from the five damage no

[00:45:58] Okay, unless zero means I'm still somewhat nope

[00:46:03] Okay, well there after combat you guys have a chance to roll the corpses roll the body see if they still live yep

[00:46:10] Oh, we didn't do that for years. Yeah, the one that got attacked by the cultists Cody

[00:46:15] Jesus and Bumbus go running forward cool by the father of Gouda and the Sun Cheddar

[00:46:22] with a protein in the milk

[00:46:25] Yeah

[00:46:26] He's gonna start yes, do it goddamn holy symbols do it we swing one holy symbol d16

[00:46:32] I think you buy d16 you meant d24 so why is he rolling a d16? It's an improvised weapon

[00:46:39] He's just basically flailing around with something stupid eight

[00:46:43] It bounces off of the creatures hide

[00:46:46] There's nothing more holy than cheese

[00:46:48] The armor Swiss cheese the armorer will attack with it was good. Yeah with the axe

[00:46:54] Yeah, can you pick up a shield he runs over there Steve Rogers just drop one? He didn't drop it

[00:46:58] It's still strapped to his arm. Can I hack it off? I'm not saying no it would save the time of rolling the body I

[00:47:07] Won't completely do that to try but I'll think swings with the swings with the axe as a 12

[00:47:14] That is a hit nice looks like axis d6 plus one

[00:47:18] You know her pretty lady three damage, okay?

[00:47:23] Troy I'm sorry. I went I did that yeah, I did that backwards it should have been Troy first

[00:47:30] Nope, he's in there reading this coffee guess how far can Rudy get back say Rudy just has to run back

[00:47:35] I think I'm the only one really fighting it unless they're Spencer characters. No, I got one character

[00:47:39] He gets to the room okay, Don knots is throwing daggers, okay 18

[00:47:48] For three damage nice, okay second attack no

[00:47:56] But I'm

[00:47:58] To to a Kimbo I throw him at the same time then you would have rolled a different die

[00:48:04] For the first there are there are rolls for that. Yep if you want to do that. I'm good with it

[00:48:09] but

[00:48:11] Spencer wait a minute. Oh, yeah, you you've had time to read it look at the images if you want to do something with it I

[00:48:19] Will press the owl picture okay anything happen nope I will then also press the picture of

[00:48:26] The centipede or worm okay now something happens there is a flash and a giant centipede appears behind you

[00:48:37] Of course so that'll go on my turn

[00:48:42] Just keep pressing buttons at this point

[00:48:45] Do I get a chance to attack we'll say pushing the buttons your move you can get an attack ooh

[00:48:51] That would be a 20 not 20. Oh, it's a 19 on the die then no

[00:48:57] Five damage okay dead eye sling move that's all three years right

[00:49:01] Yeah

[00:49:04] Spencer yes

[00:49:05] Artist formerly known will take out his mace and head towards that abomination and its life yeah, you can get there oh

[00:49:15] Fail in a crack

[00:49:17] That counts as one fell in the crack again. I need to have another one

[00:49:21] Eight what are you rolling? That's not a d20? Oh?

[00:49:24] No like why is it wobbling around so much?

[00:49:29] Would you get three okay? That is a miss so remind me what when storm anvil goes down the stairs

[00:49:35] What does he see again? You see that one long creepy hallway a small alcove that matches the dumb waiter

[00:49:40] He sees let me find it again. Sorry I

[00:49:44] Picture it is like board cube right right right with red is that it is and it's like burial alcoves

[00:49:50] Okay, just those two things yeah lining down the down the hallway like those things in sky not even a hallway

[00:49:57] It's it's 45 feet across

[00:49:59] Three rows of columns going down and then seven or eight alcoves down each side

[00:50:05] So he's gonna go the eyes peeking out of each. He's going to

[00:50:10] I don't like that and go down this try to run down the center. Okay. He can get 20 feet down

[00:50:15] It's yep, what are you doing? Just running? Yeah, I've got the money. I need I'm good and get about 20 feet down

[00:50:21] He's about maybe 20% of the way down this chamber. Okay cool. Yeah, just happy about it

[00:50:26] Mr.. Ed run past you see things lunge out and are stopped by a chain okay cool. Yeah

[00:50:34] Center path

[00:50:37] Okay, so I

[00:50:39] and then

[00:50:40] Mr.. Ed

[00:50:41] Troy you weren't here when I asked do any of your characters have an extra weapon probably not right one of them was on his way

[00:50:48] To go get one all right. Yeah, so no there's a there's a shield

[00:50:54] Still attached to the arm. There's also a spear take the spear

[00:50:59] Take chop my wife off kill you in real life

[00:51:05] Name the character Steve Rogers who got pulled over by an

[00:51:09] Allah hip of moose or whatever

[00:51:12] Devourer mr. Ed's gonna take the severed leg to the devourer

[00:51:16] Okay, I assume that is I should alligator will eat it you could do that thing like in the cartoons

[00:51:21] Where they prop its mouth open? I should do a d16 right correct five

[00:51:26] Miss plus your strength score

[00:51:28] five

[00:51:31] Who all is there your turn now?

[00:51:33] I had two characters go then you said I skipped everybody else's turn then you didn't give me the other two characters turns

[00:51:39] Oh, okay, that's true. What are they doing?

[00:51:41] I they're gonna throw daggers in the hopes that that finishes off the devourer try it please please

[00:51:46] So they're stepping out into the hallway

[00:51:48] Well, I imagine they're stepping around and throwing if the angle works so they're stepping out into the hallway sure Jeff

[00:51:54] Stepping out into the hallway, but it doesn't matter because I'm gonna kill it right here. That is a

[00:52:02] 16 on my dagger throw that will hit let's go

[00:52:06] That is a 4 minus 1 3 damage, okay one dagger in one eye. Yep and the other dagger

[00:52:16] That's an 18 that'll hit nice. That's a d4 plus 1 that's three more damage

[00:52:21] Okay, the dagger in its other eye. Nah, it's definitely poking it but not in the eye. How many it's taken

[00:52:27] I've dealt nine damage that's 12 total so I've dealt nine damage myself

[00:52:32] You all need to get them a level now. It's the things turn everybody in a 15 foot area reflex saves everybody

[00:52:39] That include Trepper John who's in the other room? No, you're not on the other side of your own problems

[00:52:45] So you want reflex saves for everybody?

[00:52:48] Just the ones are in melee with it do the ones throwing did the ones throwing count is in melee

[00:52:52] What's the what's the range on a dagger because I don't know 10 20 30

[00:52:57] Whatever that means so you're within 10 feet because I didn't make your roll lower. Mr. Ed rolled a 1

[00:53:03] We're doing reflex right? Yes, for sure. I'm going down a number of characters here guys 16

[00:53:09] Okay, artist formally got a 19 cool

[00:53:12] I got an 8 a 5 a 4 and a 15 some of those don't sound good 8 5 & 4

[00:53:17] Yep, I assume those are three fails. That's why I gave them to you first

[00:53:20] Yep, anyone struck by the disgusting vomit that this thing spews out it spews out

[00:53:27] projectile vomit a deluge of putrid flesh and bloated grave worms anybody struck who

[00:53:34] Fails to save takes 1d 3 points of damage as the worms feast on their unexposed

[00:53:38] They're exposed flesh to like a rainbow in the dark

[00:53:43] Don't don't let me don't let don't don't don't leave us waiting. Why you need it? This puzzle is easier than it seemed

[00:53:50] So that takes care of Lonnie Tames Rio and above this filbert. Yep. Oh really?

[00:53:56] Yeah, you said 1d 3 minus 1 or whatever right two points of damage, right? Yes

[00:54:01] Most characters only have to so I see that I was right about it

[00:54:04] See the it being a the alphabet is even more obvious than I thought. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so

[00:54:11] Literally an alphabet the other the other character I can't remember which one trapper job rapper John

[00:54:16] Yeah, it's attacked by a giant centipede it does or he does 13 I dodged

[00:54:24] Two points of damage. Whoo. No, I'm sorry just one. Oh

[00:54:29] Then it goes to try Trapper John touches the owl

[00:54:34] Okay, he touches the pig. Okay, he touches the egg. Yep touches the needle

[00:54:41] Okay, um you still have a centipede to deal with I understand okay

[00:54:46] You should probably stab it. I won't do this first cases of any benefit

[00:54:50] So when I ran this at the store

[00:54:51] I presented them that the two pieces of the puzzle just like you did they proceeded to not even bother to read the epithet

[00:54:59] And just began punching whatever ones they want

[00:55:03] I think

[00:55:05] Seven of them popped up before they figured something out if you're hey if you're given a handout

[00:55:09] You got to use it for three of them. It's the first time they ever played a game

[00:55:12] They also got attacked by the cultist

[00:55:14] They chose not to fight and one of them stabbed one of his buddies so that he could become friends with the cultists

[00:55:22] Can't beat him join them. Yeah

[00:55:24] I was checking to make sure it does not disappear but the

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